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2012 Oscars Open Post: Hosted by Brad Pitt’s Nonexistent Oscar Chances

Agent Bedhead pointed out something very odd/interesting to me the other day. She noticed that when I used George Clooney as the “host” of the Golden Globes Open Post, Clooney won the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Drama that night, and when I used Uggie the Dog and Jean Dujardin as “hosts” of our Screen Actors Guild Open Post, Dujardin won Best Actor. So Bedhead suggested that I use Brad Pitt for the host of the Oscars Open Post, in case my choices are somehow becoming the harbingers for actual awards victories.

How much would you love it if Brad won Best Actor? Even his detractors have to admit it – it would be a MAJOR gossip story. We could spin stories about his victory for weeks, and even months. We could analyze Brad and Angelina’s body language when his name is called. Would Angelina cry? Would Brad? Would he tearfully name every one of the Jolie-Pitt children? Sigh… I wish it would happen. I don’t think that it will, but I would like it so, so much.

So this is your open post for the Oscars. You can wager and gossip amongst yourselves, and Celebitchy, Bedhead and I will be joining you with comments and updates as they happen. Note: we’ll have breaking-news coverage if something major happens on the red carpet, and for all of the major categories (Supporting Actor & Actress, Lead Actor, etc.). I already know that Angelina is due to present Best Adapted Screenplay – which should be HOURS from now (very late into the evening).

Ugh, I don’t even want to think about how boring Billy Crystal is going to be as host. He’s going to soothe the old folks (re: “The Academy”) into a deep twilight sleep.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Written by Kaiser

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484 Responses to “2012 Oscars Open Post: Hosted by Brad Pitt’s Nonexistent Oscar Chances”

  1. Kaiser says:

    I actually like Guiliana’s dress. Don’t like her hair, though.

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  2. lisa says:

    Why is it necessary to be so snarky about Brad Pitt not winning. After they announce the winner there will be 4 men who lost. Why is it only Brad.

    yeah I was so expecting this,

    Well win or not the man had an amazing year.

    bravo Mr. Pitt. You are still a winner.

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  3. paola says:

    Where can i watch the Oscar ceremony online? i don’t live in the US :(

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  4. Moreaces says:

    Break a Leg Brad, I have my fingers crossed.

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  5. Paloma says:

    I agree; don’t think Pitt stands a chance, neither does Clooney, in my opinion. I want the cameras to be on Aniston (if she is in attendance) when Jolie is presenting.

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  6. Kaiser says:

    This poor girl from The Descendants! She doesn’t think Clooney would be a good father, don’t hassle her, Guiliana.

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  7. Kaiser says:

    Did Penelope Ann Miller say “Penis d’resistance”?????

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  8. Jill says:

    It’s a great honor just to be nominated, and he’s been nominated twice this year.

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  9. Blankverse says:

    Just saw commercial for Mirror Mirror…which looks just awful! Poor Arnie Hammer stuck in this turkey after The Social Network :( Also saw one for Hunger Games and can’t wait!

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  10. Kaiser says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t get why MIlla Jovovich’s Elie Saab is a big deal? It’s too shiny – it looks cheap.

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  11. Jackie says:

    i REALLY want brad to win!

    first, i have to try not to nod off during billy crystals lame jokes/musical montages. my grandmother will like it, though.

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  12. Hautie says:

    I think Ryan is jealous… he really wanted to wear that Elie Saab.

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  13. Blankverse says:

    Is Wolfgang going to board the Starship Enterprise at the end of dinner?

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  14. Kaiser says:

    Rose Byrne BANGS!!!!!!! Actually, her hair looks OK. I like her dress too.

    Melissa McCarthy… um.

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  15. LucyOriginal says:

    Kaiser: if the voters were undecided between George and Jean, Brad has good chances. But I am rotting for Gary Oldman (and then Jean).

    Enjoy the red carpet, ladies!

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  16. Maria says:

    ohh come on!!! no more pitts and clooney`s .I wish Oldman or Dujardin deserve it better.And PLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZ OSCAR´S GOD GIVE IT TO Mr Plummer!!! he was fantastic on beginners .

    ps: im from Spain, where can i see all that online?

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  17. Maria says:

    Melissa McCarthy does not look good in my opinion. I hate jewel encrusted necklines. Rose Byrne and Wendy from Bridesmaids looks great. Pity Wendy looks uncomfortable in her dress.

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  18. MindScribe says:

    I finally saw the Artist on Friday. I didn’t think it was a perfect ten, but it was very good. I’m pulling for Brad, but if he loses, I hope it’s to Jean Duajardin or Gary Oldman.

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  19. Miss Hollywood says:

    What is more interesting is that
    WANDERLUST BOMBED AT BOX OFFICE!!!!

    Her Love Justin and the Nakedrumours didnt help. Shes everywhere on the internets to promote the movie and still it bombed! The whole year people talked about her affair on the set on wanderlust. What more does it need to proof that her career and fame is sooooo over?!

    Now the question is, how many bombs more will it take to end finaly Anistons career? nobody wants to see her movies WHY does any Producer gives her a role?
    Yes shes famous but Lindsay Lohans is very famous too!
    HOW MANY DI@KS SHE SUCKS TO GET A ROLE??? She must do it very hard and very good, or maybe Huvane, hes gay right? He f@cks them all!
    Its realy realy incredible!!
    I hear Ruperts Words again!!

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  20. Maria says:

    And however much I think it will be great gossip for Brad Pitt to win, I really wish Jean wins. If Brad wins, I’ll just think they did it for the ratings.

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      • Maria says:

        I do believe that Brad Pitt deserves an Oscar, I just always think that he is such a big star that sometimes his acting is overshadowed by his star power. I don’t know if that makes sense but I do think that in Moneyball, Brad proved that he is a good actor.

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    • lisa says:

      IAWY. his star power does overshadow. but gosh look at the movies he has made. Most actors can’t put up half his film work. I think he is a smart actor. and I love that he mixes it up. Never the same role over and over.

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    • Maya says:

      I think acting has come so far from the silent 1920s.
      If Brad or Clooney win, I think they’d deserve it more than a French fly in in a silent film.

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      • Maria says:

        I think The Artist sticks out for me the most because I just watched it this afternoon and it was so different and not what I expected that I felt like I was part of another world. Whereas I watched Moneyball long ago so it isn’t as fresh in my memory.

        But however much I want to hate on Brad Pitt, he deserves an Oscar sometime on his career.

        Sorry if my comments seem off. It’s 2am where I am and I am surviving on espresso and marie biscuits. Work is going to be hell tomorrow morning.

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      • ZenB!tch says:

        I thought the opposite: silent would be harder. No one is trained in that art anymore except maybe mimes. Perhaps that is why they had French actors? Or was it a French film filmed in LA and then bought by Weinstien?

        If it was for ratings they would give the Actor to George and the Film to the Help.

        I loved Pitt in the 90s. He kind of lost me around Aniston. Why someone so dumb and bland? He finished losing me after Angelina… if she is a homewrecker, she did not wreck it alone. If he was a good husband he would have said no.

        All the AJ and JA fans can go on and on about their fave but BRAD is the true guilty party. There is a point to this that relates to the award… I hadn’t heard Brad Pitt speak since maybe Fight Club, until the ads for Money Ball came out. I’d forgotten how aw shucks dumb he sounds (or is that an affectation). Movie was cute, I <3 sports movies but this is not Fight Clubs or 12 Monkeys when BP was ROBBED. THAT was a great performance. Anyone too young to remember why Brad Pitt was once known for his talent vs his stupid choices – please rent that.

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  21. Jill says:

    I don’t even know who Shaun Robinson is but I like what she’s wearing.

    Penelope Ann looks okay. (God, can she lose the Ann? Penelope Miller sounds like an adult at least; Penelope Ann sounds like Romper Room.)

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  22. Kaiser says:

    Bernice Be-whatever – don’t like her dress, but she’s very sexy.

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  23. Miss Hollywood says:

    WANDERLUST BOMBED EVEN HARDER THEN THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!! DEAR GOD!!!

    JENJEN GO BACK TO TV THERE YOU WILL BE THE QUEEN AGAIN! NOW YOUR JUST RIDICULOUS AND A BIG JOKE!

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  24. Miss Hollywood says:

    I think Brad does great Movies, and hes a great actor. sooner or later he will get an oscar.
    Sean Penn had been nominated forever and got his oscar very late!
    i just hope he goes on with making great movies!
    Leo di caprio deserves 10 oscars but how many did he got?

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  25. chunxx says:

    Deep down inside I want Demián Bichir to win but i know it’ll never happen :(

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  26. G says:

    Anyone know if there is some protocol for the order of their arrival? I there some big line of limos holding all the world’s star power who are frantically trying not to smudge, sweat or crease?

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  27. Blankverse says:

    Plummer is in the house! Go for the Gold!!

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  28. Kaiser says:

    Stacy Keibler looks like an Oscar statue. She’s campaigning to stick around through the summer!!

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  29. Jackie says:

    just saw kiebler’s dress.

    dear lord, it is fairly awful. she looks like one of those gold oscar statues wolfgang puck makes.

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  30. Blankverse says:

    OMG I’m in love with Jessica Chestain. What a glorious dress.

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  31. Maria says:

    I really don’t like Melissa’s dress. The color and jewels. I like her so so muc though, she seems so genuine. Her and her hubby are so cute together.

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  32. paola says:

    WTF is Stacy Kiebler wearing??????????

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  33. VML says:

    Damn..I don’t have a television! Any idea where I can catch the live streaming online?

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  34. G says:

    Judy Greer. Is that a formal ski suit?

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  35. Kaiser says:

    I have mixed feelings on Jessica Chastain’s dress. Her hair & makeup looks good, though.

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  36. Boo says:

    Yay for Jessica Chastain! She has redeemed her yawnworthy awards season tonight!

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  37. Maria_Spain says:

    why are they taking pictures from stacy??

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  38. Scarlet Vixen says:

    I hate Jessica Chastain’s dress on her–it’s wearing her and not the other way around. But I love how she was excited to meet Ryan Seacrest, like he’s a bigger deal than she is, and introduced herself like he might not know who she is. LoL She seems very sweet and unassuming (she brought her grandma!). And as a fellow ginger she scores special points with me. :)

    I’m kinda like Michelle Williams dress–I think it’s my favorite look I’ve ever seen on her.

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  39. Jayna says:

    Rose Byrne looks stunning, I love her hair.

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  40. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    I see Stacey is trying to go all out with that fugly ass dress. I want to like her but I’m hoping George only has her on a one year contract.

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    • ZenB!tch says:

      I do like her or did – she seems like a nice, cute happy girl. I don’t like her with Clooney. He’s not nice, cute and happy. I hope its only a year for her sake but I’m already worried about the next one. I hope he goes foreign again. Someone really hard to understand so she doesn’t have to try so hard to fake being in love with the old creepy dude.

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  41. LucyOriginal says:

    Viola is beautiful with her natural look!!!! yay!

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  42. Maria_Spain says:

    Woooowwww Berenice is from my country, i miss the way we talk XD.
    vamosss Argentina!!!!

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  43. JudyJudyJudy says:

    2012 Oscars Open Post: Hosted by Brad Pitt’s Nonexistent Oscar Chances”

    now, THAT is funny!

    watch it AP streaming – much better hosts than the others.

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  44. paola says:

    Viola Davis is sooooo beautiful!! GReat color on her!! and i love the natural hair!

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  45. Jayna says:

    I like Stacy’s hair. The dress looks pretty from the side, but I will have to see it a full-length frontal view to decide.

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  46. Maria_Spain says:

    i fall in love with C.Plummer…again :D

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  47. Blankverse says:

    Lol…she’s 7 feet tall! Get out of my mind Ryan.

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  48. Maria says:

    I really like Jessica Chastain – her hair looks fantastic and she has improved from some of her fashion misses this awards season.

    Stacy really is giving it her all tonight, hahaha I LOVE it.

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  49. Jill says:

    I’m not that crazy about that shade of green, but Viola is rockin’ that natural. She looks great with it.

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  50. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    OMG Viola went natural at the Oscars and her dress is stunning.

    Maya Rudolph looks great@s well.

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  51. Kaiser says:

    OMG. Clooney made fun of how tall Stacy is. And he gives her a look like, “Bitch, STFU.” Stacy is only allowed to say one thing per interview.

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  52. Jayna says:

    George seems so bored with her. His spark is gone when he’s with her on the red carpet.

    Okay. I have seen the dress on Stacy full length. I actually like it on her for the Oscars and her tan is perfect, not overdone like some do sometimes.

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  53. Maria_Spain says:

    who is with K.Branagh???

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  54. Kaiser says:

    Hate Maya Rudolph’s dress.

    Don’t like Michelle Williams’ dress, and why does Busy Phillips keep underdressing?

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  55. G says:

    Maya Rudolf? Mother of the Bride and burgundy coloured. Always clashes with the carpet I think?

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  56. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    I wish E would get off of Clooney’s jock strap. Seriously.

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  57. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Does anyone feel like Jonah Hill looks underdressed even though he is suited up.

    Busy looks better than usual, but can someone explain to my why she is there. Nevermind. Just saw Michelle Williams. Hideous.

    Octavia looks beautiful.

    Jessica Chastain is doing the most right now. She is doing the most. That dress is totally wearing her.

    Rooney Mara is also hideous.

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  58. Jayna says:

    I don’t like Viola’s red hair. It’s a little too red. But on the other channel it isn’t as red. Maybe it was the lighting on one channel. Dark suits her better.

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  59. paola says:

    Is it only me but i just don’t see all the hype for ‘bridesmaids’? i mean it was a film, not better than any other chick flick, i really don’t see the point of all the cast being at the oscars

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  60. the original bellaluna says:

    Who is the red-head with the bangs-trauma down to her lower eye-lashes?

    RIDICULOUS.

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  61. paola says:

    Rooney Mara is totally wearing toilet paper. awful.

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  62. Kaiser says:

    I like that Viola went natural, but I’m not crazy about the tinted hair, or the dress.

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  63. TheWayItGoes says:

    The ass kissing for pandering ass George is annoying. He’s not winning so stop sweatin him already.

    Viola looks stunning!!!

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  64. Kaiser says:

    Rooney Mara looks like an a–hole, which is appropriate, because she IS.

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  65. G says:

    For the most part a notable lack of hair extensions?
    I’m liking that. Maybe Lindsay and Kim have made it totally declasse?

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  66. lisa says:

    Rooney Mara is… I just can’t

    Don’t like her look at all. She is not sexy enough for that dress.

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  67. Maria_Spain says:

    George is back…or conection here cames later???
    somehow i don´t like him and she is just…decoration .

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  68. Jill says:

    Just saw Rooney Mara. Fugly dress and it does nothing for her.

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  69. lisa says:

    Watching Ryan interview Michelle.

    Why does she talk like she has met MM.. It is creepy.

    Her dress is OK.. not a knock out at all. I just find her boring. And she probably is not, but her interviews are just wake me up.

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  70. Maria_Spain says:

    Glen close looks amazing for me

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  71. the original bellaluna says:

    Not a fan of Glenn’s mermaid dress w/jacket look, but the colour suits her wonderfully.

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  72. Poison Ivy says:

    The red carpet is always fun but the actual show, ugh boring! I don’t think I can watch this sober – maybe time for a drinking game. Everytime the camera cuts to Brangelina I’m taking a shot. Lord, I will be hammered.

    I’m still bummed that Uggie wasn’t invited :-(

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  73. paola says:

    Octavia Spencer looks incredible!!!

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  74. TMI Tape Mouth Immediately says:

    Rooney Mara “I just picked my dress this morning” – *because I am so aloof and above it all*. Geez, I truly hope she doesn’t win. She’s just not likeable IMHO.

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  75. Blankverse says:

    Glen Close pulls off a jacket/dress look. Luv the colour on her.

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  76. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Just spotted Andre Leon Talley in his usual tent! Love him.

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  77. Franny says:

    I’m way behind, but Octavia!!!! Amazing.

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  78. paola says:

    It really seems that George Clooney has really had enough of Stacy, he really looks annoyed and i bet he can’t wait for the night to finish so he can finally dump her.

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  79. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Who is the girl with the long kinky twists in half up do and gorgeous silvery dress? I loved it!

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  80. lisa says:

    I have to say..this has been a fun discussion everyone. Very enjoyable

    George and Stacy have no heat between them NONE

    I saw Melissa M and her husband..they are freaking cute together. In love and all loved up. George and Stacy act like strangers.

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  81. Jayna says:

    I like Maya Rudolph’s. It works on her figure and she is more the simple type. Very simple but classy.
    I really love that plum color.

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  82. Kaiser says:

    Octavia looks great! Jean Dujardin is super-sexy. He seems to be enjoying this ride.

    Michelle Williams’ affected little-girl voice is so f–king dumb.

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  83. valleymiss says:

    I love how certain folks on snarking on Billy Crystal being for their grandmas, for the old folks, etc. Remember the academy let the young kids take over hosting last year, and they were AWFUL.

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  84. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Really Sacha? At the Oscars?

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  85. Franny says:

    I think Jessica looks great. Simple, elegant, form fitting, nice hair and makeup. This one is a win.

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  86. aud says:

    Someone needs to tell Rooney that she’s at the Oscars as a nominee

    Jesus, stop looking bored by everything, get excited.

    I love Kiebler’s dress. She may be blah, but she looks stunning.

    Jessica Chastain looks like she’s wearing an expensive rug. Took a risk and I don’t think it works for her.

    Kiebler, unfortunately, is possibly my best dressed so far

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  87. chunxx says:

    I just jumped back on before readinng the thread but. Wtf is up with Rooney Mara what a pretentiousbetch!!! I’m watching abc7 and jeez she is horrid

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  88. Jayna says:

    Jessica Chastain is flawless. I love the whole look.
    Possible best dressed for me, but I haven’t seen them all.

    I think Octavia’s dress is beautiful on her.

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  89. G says:

    I’m over the Dictator thing. It’s in bad taste considering the world situation right now….

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  90. paola says:

    Charlene Wittstock is always so f-ing obnoxious i really can’t stand her.

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  91. Jayna says:

    Milla Jovovich’s gown is so pretty. The shimmer and style I love.

    Reflecting back, you could feel the chemistry with George and Elisabetta and he seemed proud of her at the Oscar’s. I just feel nothing with Stacy, and it has gotten progressively worse each red carpet. Poor Stacy. I wonder if she sees the writing on the wall or is in denial. There was one time George was greeting another guy and Stacy was left off to the side for a while right out in the middle of the red carpet and then it was like he realized he had forgotten her. I felt bad for her. I think he was holding Elisabetta’s hand on the red carpet more and keeping her close at the Oscar’s. Maybe I’m wrong.

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  92. gloaming says:

    I knew E! was going to come through tonight!
    Ryan is furious. LOL

    Can’t believe my eyes.

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  93. Kaiser says:

    Thoughts on Sacha Baron Cohen’s stunt with Seacrest? Ryan seems pissed.

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  94. Franny says:

    prince albert is there! wtf. what is she wearing?!

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  95. lisa says:

    Did you see what SBC did to Ryan S. suit.

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  96. Jill says:

    JLo… dunno… I’ve seen her looking worse.

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  97. TheWayItGoes says:

    Awwww damn…Ryan’s annoying but not dump some psuedo-ash all his tux annoying.

    He’s a damn good sport cause that was messed up and sock in the mouth worthy.

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  98. kiko says:

    did SBC threw sand?ashes?god that guy!!

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  99. Kaiser says:

    Melanie Griffith is back on drugs. I’m calling it. She looks zonked.

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  100. Ceeber says:

    Wow… Melanie Griffith’s voice is something else.

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  101. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    I cannot believe Charlene and Albert actually came. I thought them wanted to come was a joke. Is his mother getting a tribute or something. Charlene’s dress is ugh. Like, if Kate showed up to the Academy Awards everyone would be talking shit.

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  102. Aiobhan says:

    Emma’s dress is great but for someone that is 15 years older than her.

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  103. lisa says:

    They are trying to clean the carpet.

    SBC is an ass.

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  104. Maria says:

    Ryan was pissed. Dictator was a bad stunt. So tacky.

    Melanie looks good. But plastic surgery has wrecked her face.

    Tina Fey seemed rushed. I felt bad for her..

    JLo – oh my word, she loooooks so bad. Her hair is bad, her booby dress is gross. All in all I hate her look. And I love that she looks so bad.

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  105. buell says:

    Melanie Griffith looks like she is one xanax away from a dirt nap.

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  106. Jayna says:

    Where is Angelina and Brad? They have to come sweeping in at the end.

    I don’t think Melanie is on drugs. Her black eyemakeup looked overdone and smudgy. A smudgy look gone wrong, not gone drunk — I don’t think.

    Emma Stone’s gown, so not her. Trying too hard to be high fashion.

    I love Tim Gunn.

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  107. Poison Ivy says:

    JLo brought here bitchface but where is the babydouche?

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  108. G says:

    Likes Jlo. Natural and not trying too hard for her.Why does she have to always put her tits out?

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  109. Kaiser says:

    Yes, where is Jennifer’s boy-toy? He wasn’t allowed on the carpet!!!

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  110. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Natalie Portman looks amazeballs. Not a fan of her per se these days after the Black Swan contro but she looks flawless.

    Ditto for J. Lo!

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  111. Birdix says:

    How does clooney’s mother look younger than he does?

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  112. Jill says:

    Love Jessica Chastain’s dress. Hair is a fail. Should be in an updo.

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  113. Kaiser says:

    Ten bucks says E!’s coverage is ridiculous right now because Seacrst stormed off set. Right? Why the f–k are they recapping the fashion when the red carpet is ONGOING?

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  114. VML says:

    Sorry, anyone knows of links for the awards ceremony live stream online?

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  115. Franny says:

    I hate J.Lo’s dress. I hate the weird mesh on the arm holes, i hate the tightness, i hate the hair.

    her earrings are fab though.

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  116. cr says:

    Finally got a look at Stacy K’s dress, it looks like she’s wearing christmas wrapping paper.

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  117. lucy2 says:

    I’m way behind, but just scrolling through some photos, Octavia’s is the only dress I’ve liked so far. Milla’s is OK, and I like to color but not the style of Viola’s, but no one else wowed me.

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  118. Patricia says:

    Ryan Secreast and Sacha baron cohen LOL

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/ff7c0b176952888

    Would not surprise me if Keith Richards came out to aspire

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  119. the original bellaluna says:

    Berenice Bejo is beautiful!

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  120. Marjalane says:

    O.K., the kids over at Dlisted all think the Borat/Seacrest thing was staged, and that Ryan is a lousy actor. Maybe it was?

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  121. Jill says:

    I can’t stand Natalie Portman but I have to admit that is one gorgeous dress

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  122. Loralei says:

    This woman on the red carpet on “show biz tonight” with the little dog…….I swear, she must have drugged that dog! It looks almost dead.

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  123. I.want.shoes says:

    Is that a cape Goop is wearing?! It’s SuperGoop!

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  124. Birdix says:

    Does goop look like a mummy?

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  125. Patricia says:

    What in earth is wearing gwyneth paltrow??? looks like Kal-El’s Mother from Krypton

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  126. phlyfiremama says:

    Wow, George Clooney broight his own Oscar sttue with him!!! And why is Jessica Chastain wearing Dereon???

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  127. Luni says:

    WTF IS NATALIE PORTMAN WEARING? LOOKS AWFUL, JUST AWFUL.

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  128. Val says:

    Omg wtf did goop do to her hair?!?! And that coat is hideous!

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  129. Kaiser says:

    GWYNETH IS WEARING A MOTHERF-CKING CAPE Y’ALL.

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  130. Jayna says:

    Glenn Close knocked it out of the park. She’s in her sixties and stunning Oscar gown and color.

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  131. Kaiser says:

    I actually thought Camy Diaz looked good. As did Natalie Portman. I don’t know what to think of Goop and cape, and her obvious smug superpower.

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  132. Asli says:

    Is that a fake mustache on Bradley Cooper? If it isn’t I feel sorry for him…

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    • ZenB!tch says:

      Looks like he may be changing his look for a role. His hair is less in the red family, than it was. It’s a more neutral brown. That part I liked. The facial hair… if it has a purpose it will probably get worse… like Christian Bale’s or worse… that BEARD that Brad Pitt grew once.

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  133. Marianne says:

    I am in love with Emma Stone’s dress!

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  134. aprayerforthewildatheart says:

    Brad Pitt looks GORGEOUS!!! OMG! Angie brought the sexy!!

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  135. blurrymoop says:

    Looks like Natalie Portman got that outfit at a street market. She looks so cheap and her hair is all wrong. Go back home, darling.

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  136. Lama says:

    Wtf did Sandy Bullock do to her face?!

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  137. gloaming says:

    You’d think with E!’s coverage they were reflecting on what happened rather than what was happening.

    Feel sorry for Guilianna.

    Havent seen angie yet, anyone else?

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  138. Kaiser says:

    I need more Angelina. I need to see that dress.

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  139. Maria says:

    I love how we’re all supposed to ignore the fact that cameron diaz has MAJOR nipple stand and how everyone can see exactly what he boobs look like.

    Made me laugh at how they’re commenting on her arm and how strapless gowns are in when all I can do is wonder when someone mentions the boob situation.

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  140. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Angelina is looking divine but a tad hungry. Her dress is amazing. But I don’t like her hair color right now.

    Gwyneth.. Only Goop could pull that off. Her face is gorg right now.

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  141. Jill says:

    Penelope Cruz — gorgeous.

    Sandra Bullock — epic fail.

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  142. I.want.shoes says:

    Angie is NOT wearing a sack!

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  143. Jayna says:

    How did I miss Angie and Brad?

    How did I miss Ryan and the blowup?

    Guiliana’s dress is so pretty, but what was she thinking with her hair? She has a very high forehead and odd wide forehead, so why pull her hair back severely?

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  144. Franny says:

    It must be the night of the single diamond necklace. I love all of them, but seriously, I have seen like 6 women wearing that same necklace.

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  145. kiko says:

    WOW Angelina looks great!black really works for her!

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  146. lisa says:

    Brad Pitt’s mom is there. I saw a picture of her with Angie.. How cute

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  147. Patricia says:

    Angelina looks ridiculous walking with her leg out of the dress…

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  148. The Original Mia says:

    Wow! Angie looks amazing. That dress. That pose. Well done.

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  149. Franny says:

    I really like Glenn Close’s dress/blazer thing until I saw the bottom! The top half, face and hair looks ahmazing, but that weird tail…sad

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  150. kiko says:

    it starts people!get drinks…

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  151. Jill says:

    Watching the E channel. Angie looking drop dead gorgeous and sexy as hell. Not so sure about the hair color but it does set off the black.

    Just switched to ABC. My man Morgan Freeman looking fine as per usual.

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  152. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    I have noticed that they always have George doing some kind of man on man action for the Oscar opening. He did this in 2006 lol.

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  153. Kitten says:

    Brad is a good, solid actor but he just doesn’t get me excited-his performances are very good but..uninspiring to me. Meh, I just think the Oscars are a big pile of orchestrated garbage. I’ve been watching in hopes of glimpsing Fassy but I think I’m done-I effin’ HATE Bill Crystal. Unfunniest dude on the planet.

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  154. Marjalane says:

    Gawd! Why did Billy Crystal screw with his face? he looks lame.

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  155. aud says:

    Natalie and Penelope are my favesss

    Wanna see Gwenyth in that dress WITHOUT the cape. The dress has potential

    I liked Cameron a lot too.

    Penelope’s color and boob area were just fantastic though

    haven’t seen angelina :/

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  156. Dana says:

    It pains me to say this, but thus far SuperGoop is my favorite.

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  157. Franny says:

    Natalie Portman is one of my best dressed. Classic but slightly fun, so beautiful, the jewels are amazing.

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  158. Cecilia says:

    I like Angelina´s dress, she looks great

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  159. shawn says:

    I would so love it if Brad Pitt wins the Oscar! He was great in Moneyball, and he’s due for an Oscar.

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  160. Abby says:

    I did not understand most of Billy’s song. I feel like someone saying “that darn kids music!”.

    At least they are getting right to the awards.

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  161. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Aww shit, they got my girl Shelia E. This night is officially bank!

    That hair length on the Hugo winner is what Brad should go for. I hate his in between hair.

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  162. Overrated says:

    Angelina looks absolutely incredible. True movie star glamour!

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  163. Pseudonym says:

    Anyone else notice J.Lo’s almost nip slip?

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  164. Blankverse says:

    JLO and Camy just had an ‘ass-off’…not sure who won though lol

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  165. Franny says:

    LOLZ about JLo saying “loose enough to be a lady” irony at its finest.

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  166. barbie says:

    when I saw legends of the fall tristian came riding up on his horse in the beginning of the movie I let out a whoop in the theater i caught even myself off guard! when he was crying over not being able to save samuel how sad was that oh & in river runs thru it he was in the car & that beautiful Montana sunset behind him “freeze-frame” fav line -”3 more years n’ I can think like a fish”

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  167. Ferdis says:

    Angie, you are stunning, no doubt. Now, please, dont pose like that. Not necessary to prove something.

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  168. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    octavia for the win!

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  169. NM6804 says:

    - Just tuned in. Bullhead just lost but I’m happy Belgium is getting some recognition.

    - Pitt will get his oscars, just not now. I don’t get why Pitt must be the focus when there are many talented actors who deserves just as much credit and who weren’t even nominated. But I guess it will give the Apologists another reason to attack others because the “haters” don’t understand their greatness. They both look like they expect to lose when you look at their fashion choice. No effort at all. There are others who look so A-MA-ZING, wish I had a blog to highlight my favs.

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  170. Maria says:

    Octavia just WON!!!! Her reaction and speech made me cry and gave me goosebumps!!

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  171. toto says:

    i don’t think Angelina was best dressed , but she wins them all in sexiness freshness she looked so alive …while the rest wore better dresses ..they all looked dead…

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  172. Marianne says:

    If they care about improving the Oscars…how about they cut out these crappy montages….and celebs talking about the first movie they saw.

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  173. Yiarr says:

    What was AJ doing on the red carpet with her leg – it looked so stupid!

    Yae for Octavia and also just love Hugo.

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  174. Claudia says:

    I was looking at the red carpet pictures on popsugar and OMG Angelina with the leg pose! She looked like a hybrid Victoria Beckham/Girl from Glee with the hard posing. Come on, Angie! You know better than that.

    I do love her hair color though. It softens her face a bit.

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  175. Jayna says:

    Gwyneth looks pretty in her dress without the cape. She is so tall that she wears gowns beautifully.

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  176. jojo says:

    I wish they had cut to brad when goop was onstage. He’s in the front row, right. oh well!

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  177. VML says:

    Thank god for RDJ! Love the man! I only wish DDL did more movies. Next year for Lincoln, maybe.

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  178. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    One of those acrobats totally fell.

    The documentary guys got the first get the fuck off the stage of the night. FAIL on the RDJ Gwyneth bit.

    Chris Rock..Real and funny as always.

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  179. ZenB!tch says:

    Brad Pitt’s hair looks like mine does when it has a Keratin treatment done: flat and greasy. I just noticed the gray roots in that one photo, is that why? To hide the roots? How about dye maintenance?

    AJ’s bony skeletal leg scared me. Just say no to the slit.

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  180. ZenB!tch says:

    Billy Crystal is so boring and dated.

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  181. GoodCapon says:

    Does anybody have a live stream? This is probably the first time the Oscars was not televised in my country :(

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  182. gloaming says:

    “Whipping the crowd in to a frenzy” and Notle’s growl were my first laugh’s of the night.

    Don’t know if I can stick this till 5am.

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  183. ZenB!tch says:

    Angelina… NO SLIT in black! NO! NO! NO! I don’t think that slit closes. I saw both legs when she walked in and her leg did not look like she was intentionally sticking out. It just WAS.

    It’s a beautiful dress on a beautiful girl who does not have beautiful legs.

    Too bad she hates other women or Goop could hook her up with Tracy Anderson. Goop used to have awful legs too, now they rock.

    Goop never wore minis in her 20s. There is a reason.

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  184. jen says:

    Angelina’s face is looking really skeletal-she needs a cheeseburger!!

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  185. Jayna says:

    What the? Why did Angie come out and stick out her leg? Cringeworthy. Her leg is stick thin to begin with. Not her best feature. She is the most beautiful woman there though.

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  186. layla says:

    Oh Hi Angelina… you are beautiful in a sack. What’s with the pose hard???

    ps: dude that just won.. and your pose hard..
    YOU . ARE . AWESOME!

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  187. Marca says:

    Hahaha I love that the Jolie stuck her leg out every time she was on camera

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  188. Jill says:

    Is Billy Crystal boring the bejesus out of anybody else, or is it just me?

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  189. Marianne says:

    I kind of like that Reese’s fave movie is Overboard and not something pretentious.

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  190. LAK says:

    What are Monaco doing at the Oscars??

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  191. Peanut says:

    Was that writer who won for adapted screenplay making fun of Angie’s ridiculous leg pose?!? LOL

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    • betty says:

      He sure was with her still up on the stage. The way she marched up there with her hand on her hip and stuck her leg out…wtf, is she drunk? Her voice didn’t sound right either. He was holding his statue like an erected oscar. WOW

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    • jojo says:

      Yeah, she was trying hard. In my mind she was trying to show everyone she could do charm as well as that little whippersnapper Emma Stone, but, in fact she FAILED. She has no musical or improvisational skill, her talent is restricted to posing and acting nuts.

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      • Sandy says:

        I think she was just having fun with her vamp image. She was loose all night, starting with the red carpet. The fun of being her is that you can pretty much do want you want. Most men still find her sexy and are in awe of her. By the way, with the exception of Octavia and Meryl, she’s pretty much the only woman the blogosphere is fascinated with.

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      • Jill says:

        What Sandy said. Angie is nothing if not self-possessed. When she went onstage to present she was oozing sex and she was well aware of it. I think she was vamping it up on purpose. Evidently the audience fell for it because when she went out onstage they were cheering their heads off. Then the guy plays along with it like “See, I’m sexy too!” I think Angie got a big kick out of it. She and Brad will probably have some laughs together about it for a while.

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      • jin says:

        Give me a break Sandy and Jill and stop making excuses for her. She looked stupid and conceited with that pose. And that’s why that guy made fun of her. If you’re truly sexy, you shouldn’t have to try. She was trying too hard! She doesn’t even look like she did in her Tomb Raider days. And the blog s are fascinated by her is for all the wrong reasons.

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    • Claudia says:

      What did he say? Can anyone quote it? I’m missing the Oscars, I want the dirt! haha :)

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  192. Jackie says:

    did reese witherspoon just tear up and say her favorite movie is overboard…that is ‘gets into her soul’.

    all the other actors were talking about dignity, honesty and truth in movies, and this was her contribution to the discussion???

    f**cking idiot.

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  193. Aiobhan says:

    peen jokes at the Oscars: does not compute.

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  194. UniqJazz says:

    I missed what that movie is with the Pakistani ladyyy. does anyone know? she just won an oscar for something ! she said “to all the Pakistani women dont give up on your dreams”

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  195. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    overboard is one of my favs and I feel the same way. reese rocks. at least she wasn’t phony. i liked gabby’s answer too. her voice makes me laugh.

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  196. Miss Anne Thrope says:

    The movie is “Saving Face”.

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  197. sara says:

    Meryl has some beautiful skin!

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  198. jamie says:

    Meryl Streep’s makeup/skin is amazing. Not loving the dress but she looks stunning.

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  199. Cecilia says:

    WTF I missed the part when that guy made fun of Angelina, I like the dress but the pose with the leg out is ridiculous, she is trying too hard

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  200. layla says:

    Oh HI! Colin!!!! *raaaaawr!!!!!!!!!

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  201. Heather says:

    Oh God. Poor Angelina. I cringed at that weird Captain Morgan pose.

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  202. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Anyone but rooney….

    And it’s Meryl. Well deserved. Plus she totally campaigned for it.

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  203. layla says:

    I can honestly say I appreciate that Meryl seems genuinely thankful for this award.

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  204. Jayna says:

    Tree of Life is a God-awful movie. I quit halfway through it was so bad. How could it be nominated for best movie? Pretentious pile of . . . .

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  205. layla says:

    Thank goodness The Help did not win.

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  206. lisa says:

    I love Streep but Viola should have won…

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  207. LAK says:

    Who was the singer? That fro was epic.

    loved that In memoriam was topped and tailed by JAne Russell and elizabeth Taylor. Two of my favourite actresses RIP

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  208. Maya says:

    Does Tom Cruise still look like he’s in his mid twenties or what? My goodness. He had smoother skin than many of the actresses (even those younger than him).

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  209. Jill says:

    That was the first time I saw Sheila E in over 20 years and damn, she looks gooood!!

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  210. gabyrana says:

    I liked Patricia Heaton’s tweet on Angelina Jolie’s ridiculous leg pose. She said it could be the “new Tebowing” LOL!!!! Even the guys who went on stage after were mocking the pose!!!

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    • lisa says:

      just for informational purposes.. doubt this will be posted
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      The Descendants’ Writers on their Mimicry of Angelina Jolie’s Leg: ‘It Was a Loving Tribute’

      Writers Jim Rash and Nat Faxon, Oscar winners – with Alexander Payne – for best adapted screenplay, discuss the on-stage gesture they say has been ridiculously misconstrued.

      When The Descendants’ writers Jim Rash and Nat Faxon received their Oscar, with Alexander Payne, for best adapted screenplay, they stuck out their legs much like their presenter, Anjelina Jolie had, in her slit-up-to-there Atelier Versace black velvet tiered gown.

      Well, the internet went crazy with the idea that these guys were mocking Jolie and her brash sexy pose, which really seemed like she was having fun with her own sexy image. Jolie isn’t usually one to stick her legs out, or even show them often at awards shows or otherwise.

      Faxon’s reaction backstage to the idea that the team was making fun of her: “Angelina’s supremely hot. There’s no way to do anything but honor her.”

      Rash, who also stars on NBC’s Community, added, “I had just seen her pose and thought it was bold and fun. And you know what? We have exactly the same legs! Really, it was a loving tribute and nothing but.”

      http://www.hollywoodrepor…on-angelina-jolie-295305

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  211. Jayna says:

    I saw the clip again of Angelina. Her legs are so bad. It looked like you could snap her leg in half. Why she thinks it looks good trying to show it off I don’t get.

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  212. mln76 says:

    Didn’t read any comments just wanted to say….Harvey Weinstein bought the rights to Cogan’s trade….
    You know what that means right
    Brad Pitt 2013 BITCHES

    :)

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  213. jin says:

    I’m glad Angelina got made fun of in front of the entire world for her stupid, conceited pose. She’s so full of herself! It’s time Brad and Angelina got knocked down a few notches. Tired of people, the media and this blog elevating them to the status of gods. In reality, Brad is a boring pothead and Angelina is phony as hell and wants to be an icon like Elizabeth Taylor. Angelina’s so affected and fake at these awards and now the whole world saw it. She needs to get over herself. Just because the media constantly kisses your ass due to your boyfriend doesn’t mean your bony chicken leg is so appealing.

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  214. Claudia says:

    Okay, so I finally watched the screenwriter-mocking-Angie’s-leg-pose clip, and I felt bad for her. Yes, she looked ridiculous doing that, but it was a bit mean spirited.

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  215. Loralei says:

    Yes , I agree about the screenwriters. They were really mean, and they did it right in front of her too. It was cruel and not funny. Not cool.

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