Well, this is an interesting start to the week. After last week’s crack shenanigans, who would have thought that Lindsay Lohan would still be dominating online coverage? Oh, right. Everyone. Last week, Lindsay was at The Hookah Lounge when she was “swarmed” by paparazzi, so she drove off in her Porsche. Before she left the parking lot, she clipped The Hookah Lounge’s manager in the knee (she kneecapped him!), and without even stopping the car to check on him, she drove off. It was a Classic Cracken hit-and-run. Well, the last I heard about it (late last week), LL was still crack-denying anything took place, but the manager guy has a lawyer and he might have pressed charges against her with the LAPD. TMZ reported that the LAPD “wants to chat” with the Cracken about the incident, to get “her side of the story” (because there are different versions).
I tend to believe that all of the different versions have some truth to them. I think Lohan clipped the manager and drove off. I think the manager probably wasn’t injured in the least, and that he only made a stink about it when he found out Lohan was behind the wheel. I believe the Cracken was probably under the influence while driving. I believe the manager probably just wants a payoff. I believe the Cracken will probably end up giving him something. But in the meantime, Lohan is trying to do an end-run around the justice system! Radar reports that the Cracken is putting the manager “on notice” that if he ends up suing her in civil court, she will countersue for all of the “allegations” he has made. For real. “I’m suing you because I clipped you in my Porsche! You’re so mean!!! MOVE THAT CONE.” Seriously, though – this is what a “source” tells Radar:
“Lindsay won’t be taken advantage of by this opportunist, which he clearly is. Lindsay has told her attorney, Shawn Holley, to convey to the Hookah manger’s lawyer that if he files a lawsuit against her Lindsay will come back at him with everything she has,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay will immediately file a counter-suit against him, for libel, defamation and other claims. Lindsay is in the midst of a comeback right now and she won’t let this guy try and make a quick buck off of her. If he is smart he should recognize that he has no facts to support his allegations and take this no further.”
“Lindsay immediately notified her probation officer about the allegations the manager had made against her. She is doing everything required of her, she is so close to the end of her legal issues and she doesn’t want this to trigger a whole new round of legal problems,” the insider says.
OMFG. That was one of the funniest, most delusional, least self-aware things I’ve ever read. Starting off with “Lindsay won’t be taken advantage of by this opportunist, which he clearly is.” Crack grifter calls out opportunistic grifter. Also, “Lindsay is in the midst of a comeback right now and she won’t let this guy try and make a quick buck off of her.” Crack grifter gets played at her own game. LINNOCENT 4 EVA.
Also, just in case you were worried that this latest hit-and-run incident was the beginning of a whole new cracktastrophe involving years longer in and out of courts, jails and rehabs – well, you’re probably right. But the Cracken would like everyone to know that she’s putting herself on crack lockdown now:
Lindsay Lohan is done gambling with her freedom — after another bout with trouble just this week, she is following the advice of her closest friends and putting herself on lockdown until her probation is up in two weeks … TMZ has learned.
Although she claims she did nothing wrong, Lindsay once again found herself in the news this week for all the wrong reasons … when a clubgoer claimed LiLo hit him with her car in Hollywood early Thursday morning.
According to our sources, the latest incident prompted people close to Lindsay to beg her to stop going out at night until her probation is over. We’re told Lindsay agreed and will now only leave her house when she really has to … like for her court ordered community service at the morgue.
Her probation is scheduled to end March 29.
[From TMZ]
“People close to Lindsay” had to tell her to stop clubbing like a crackie? But I thought she told Matt Lauer that she’s a homebody? That she feels uncomfortable in clubs these days? Do you mean she LIED to Matt Lauer??!
Photos courtesy of WENN and PCN.
Here we go again..the Lohan drama train.
I’m not a Lohan apologist by any means, but if this happened wouldn’t there be photos and video from the “swarming” paps she was trying to get away from?
Exactly. There should be pics/video to either confirm or deny both of their claims. But there is nothing forthcoming at all. Curious…
Well, she is the one who said that the papps were squarming her so she had to speed off; presumable that’s how/why she might have clipped the guy in the parking lot. But I have a feeling that she was simply cracked out of her mind, again, and simply did not see where/what she was driving over. So she just threw the papps story out there to distance the blame from herself.
What a delusional, cracken fu@k.
She is sickening!
Where does she get her money from?
She does things like Playboy, spends that money. Then she’ll do some little role in a little film ie “Machete” spends that money. Friends will help her out also. As long as she has “enablers” the Lindsay Crack Head Tour 2012 will continue..choo choo!!
Yeah, I love the “Lindsay will come back at him with everything she has”. All she HAS right now is some really ugly red eye shadow and a lotta debt.
This is her life….one cracked out incident after the next and there will always be someone around to make a quick buck off of crackie.
it’s so sad how she just wasted her life/beauty/youth away on drugs
You know, I used to feel sorry for her too, 3-4 years ago. Because of not being taught ANYTHING VALUABLE in life, she went on a destruction tour of her own life/future/career. I was hoping for a long time that it was just ‘acting out’; that having just reached legal adulthood, and wanted to enjoy the freedom a little.
Then I started realising that she’s been enjoying this freedom way before she was even legally entitled to it. And she spit in the face of every single person who ever tried to help her, make her see the light, lead her away from nastiness that her life became.
But after the last couple of years, I’m done feeling sorry for her. She’s gotten more second chances than probably half the Hollywood her generation combined. She’s had people excusing her behavior, while she kept turning worse and worse. She was old enough to know/realize what she was doing, and she kept on doing it as if to stick it to everyone who ever told her to stop.
She is not a victim in this at all. She did not get a disease. She did not have a debilitating and disabling accident. She has NO health problems other than the ones she brought on herself via her addiction. She’s thumbed her nose at the law, at the justice system, at the common sense, and the social conventions.
She clearly considers herself above EVERY thing and EVERY one.
I’m certain she’ll get into another scrape soon, get herself kicked off another project (if she’d even truly were able to secure participation in one), and probably will end up overdosed on crack in some cheap hourly-rate motel after blowing a trick for it.
She deserves every single shi! that is coming her way, since she clearly brought it all on herself, with total willful disregard for any good will that some people wanted to show her. The stupid enjoyment, the twisted pleasure she seemed to be taking from doing the exact opposite to what she was advised, clearly demonstrates that her stupidity is boundless.
She has some serious karma coming back her way. And when it gets her, she won’t have anywhere to run. And I, for one, do not feel any sadness, any sorrow anymore for the loss of her beauty, her future, her career (notice I did not say alent – you can’t loose something you never had).
She is her own executioner, and she already is waaaaaayyyy along the road of killing herself. Just a matter of time.
the cracken looks eerily like dakota fanning in the lead pic.
That is SO RUDE. What did Dakota Fanning ever do to you?!
lol
Surely with all the paparazzi “swarming” her so much that she had to get away fast (snort!), someone would have a photo…
Hmmmm…. methinks her story doesn’t hold water. Which means, she doesn’t even know if she clipped a guy in the knee or not.
Dumb dee dumb DUMB
Anything to try and be relevant. “Comeback”, really? That sounds just about like “Homebody”. Ain’t neither one happenin’. And IMO, ol’ girl still looks old, hard, and nasty. Oh, yeah, who are ‘those close to her’? Dina?
I suppose I am wondering why he didn’t just move.
If I see a car coming, I move, it’s pretty simple. Also, how fast could she even have been going?
This seems to me to be a cash in.
Team Lindsay.
(and yes, I know I may very well eat my words)
And why did the jewelry store allow her in the door? And why were those kids driving that car, giving her an opportunity to carjack/kidnap them and go on a crazy rampage? Let’s not blame the victims here.
Oh, girlfriend, have the good grace and dignity (dignity and grace – have you possessed either of those things ever, Lindsay?) to recognize the fact that the big, big impediment to your so-called comeback is the fact that NO ONE LIKES YOU ANY MORE. Your legal troubles may be drawing to a close for now, but there will be no comeback of any substance, nor any redemption, if that’s what you’re looking for, until you go away for a good long while and leave us all alone. You’re a champ at gossip fodder and a total failure of a human being, babe – time to go away for a bit and get your head back in the game of life.
i am finally tired of her. my interest is gone.
ditto.
Yup. No interest what-so-ever. Gone.
Where is this “comeback,” again? All she did was host SNL…
For real- it seems like she’s been “coming back” longer than she was ever famous in the first place!
Word.
“Come back” is Blohanese for “counter-suit.” 😉
Lohan might make it to her March 29th hearing without any more legal difficulties, but I just don’t see her staying out of trouble for long.
Has there ever been any official confirmation from Lifetime that she is doing that Liz Taylor movie?
Nope!
They have yet to confirm or comment on any of this, it all comes from camp Lohan Dina and Steve). I doubt it will ever happen.
She was driving and clipped the guy. Then down the road a bit…ta da! She’s no longer driving. Yeah, innocent.
from your post a few days ago: *Interesting factoid: LL was stopped by the police just minutes after the hit-and-run incident, but she was no longer driving. She was in the passenger seat, and an insider (cough) tells Radar, “Lindsay was absolutely 100% sober, and cops had no reason to arrest her.” Cough. Cough.
Switching is called consiousness of guilt.
Exactly-if she had NO clue she hit the guy and claims he wasn’t where he said he was, than WHY did she switch seats with the person she was with? She is so very stupid.
No WAY this crackwhore be able to stay indoors for 2 weeks. Anyone want to take a bet? I give her 3 days at the MAX.
LOL! Whyevah would someone drunk and stoned change seats with a passenger? And here’s somethin for all of yah: how’d she know he’d accuse her of hitting him in the knee before he squealed to the press? She said there was a hole bunch of papparezzi there so how come none of them don’t have pictures of her pulling away and how come none of them have backed up her story except that 16 year old kid?
How’d she know him of all people would be calling her out if she wasn’t no where near him? She claims she never went near him with her car so why’d she freak and change seats? She’d have no clue someone was gonna rat her out unless something happened to make her freak out and switch seats.
Why a club and bar…why can’t she just hang out at a restaurant with friends?
Probably because no restaurant would pay her to show up. They get business all the time anyway. She might actually be a distraction and a deterrent for faithful customers.
Bar and/or club, on the other hand, will and do pay her the so called ‘appearance fees’, just to show up, swill some drinks, sit behind the roped off area, and let people ogle her for 30 min. Then it’s on to the next bar/club, for the next appearance and next appearance fee. That’s the main source of her income at this time. She’s clearly not making money acting in movies, LOL…
The way LL comes across is like one of those emotional vamires that is always the victim, not acknowleging wrong doing on their part when people don’t like to be around them anymore.
So she is actually going to the Morgue daily? Doing her 8 hours? That she needed to do… up till the day she is due back in court. In order to finish off her hours.
It’s a good thing those people in the morgue are dead or she’d be running them down and killing them again.
Lindsay OMFG, How can you lie to Matt Lauer? Shame on you!!!
Just like Tom Cruise did… she actually convinced herself that her own deluded version of reality is the truth… and ta-daaa!!!
Oh Lindsay, you are such a truthful homebody….
Jaysus – why do people believe her delusional crack talk when she pathologically lies on tv and doesn’t even bother to try and stop clubbing so far – oh I 4got it coz she died her hair red so she’s obv sober…
FFS!!!
Eyewitnesses at the hooka bar said the man was not hurt and all was fine. Now he wants money and even went to the er after refusing medical help at the time law enforcment showed up. I don’t buy this mans claim at all. Not sure why others on this site think she should be sued?
Going clubbing or was it a birthday party for a friend as she said? I know kicking a celeb in the gut when they are back on the rise is a thrill.
This is another Britney Spears, everyone jumping on and under her car to sue. I know she loves her freedom to drive but this is crazy, maybe call a cab.
Can you direct me to a source where the manager claims anything at all?
The only claims about him and his injuries seem to be made in the tabs by “sources?” Nothing official. If there is medical confirmation that her was injured, she’s sunk.
For the first time I’m more or less on Lindsay’s side on this one.
That said, her car is all scraped up on one side so she’s obviously a terrible driver and an awful liar and a poor excuse for a homebody.
No one’s kicking, she threw herself down. Would you get into a car with her? This kid thinks she’s Lucille Bluth with the vehicular scapegoating. At any rate, I doubt that she’s the only high-profile calamity celebrity that frequents this establishment, but whoever they are, they didn’t clip anybody.
Here’s the thing about cars: The car always wins. Pound for pound, humans have nothing on something that big, strong and quick. Drivers have to be more careful than that, even if the pedestrian is in the wrong. Seriously, is she commit vehicular manslaughter to teach them a lesson? Goodness knows the people she’s encountered have taken a lot of crap from her, so this episode barely registers.
You never get the full force of the pain associated with injury in one fell swoop, it takes hours and days. I’ve got a jacked-up knee (amongst other things) but the adrenaline rush was out in full force. Maybe he’s trying to fleece her, how would I know?
I was in a few childhood accidents (still too wimpy to learn how to drive because of them), and I’m not going to carry out some bogus diagnosis because of it, but the story he tells is plausible. When the accidents happened there was never an occasion that unfolded as such: Oh, man. I’ve been hit. Ow, my vitality. Wait, all gone and I actually feel better than before. That was a wild 76 seconds. Alright, who’s ready for some base parkouring?
Uh, if she put herself on lockdown from the beginning, this would have never happened. Just to be fair in LiLo land, the clubs basically are her home, so therefore she has been a “homebody” for like ten years. This is what I presume is going on in LiLo’s head, “I live at the Marmont, it’s my home, so I am a homebody. Matt Lauer, you feel me”.
The poetic justice in this whole thing would be great if she never hit the car or the manager, she can’t prove it and then she winds of going to jail for something she did not do after not going to jail for all the crackhead sheninigans she did do.
Hahahahaha! Then her brother could make a Lifetime movie about it and Ali could star as young Lindsay, Dina as 25 year old Lindsay and Lindsay as herself in her old age (30 years old).
Candyland you have just depicted the “Ari Gold” of turning lemons into lemonade. White O reads this and you are out of luck because she is stealing your idea.
Is she sucking on an Oxypop? The low-dose kind you get in the hospital?
You’re not familiar with the Cancer Cuisine movement?
This pathetic hobo. The only reason the paparazzi were “swarming” is because she called them so she could be papped. That is the only kind of relevance she has, I wish she would go away already.
I still can’t get over how much better she looks with her hair red. I almost forgot she was a crackhead until her new shenanigans.
You can’t have a comeback until you go away. She needs to go away for a long long time.
Its pretty safe to say that even if this round of legal problems on March 29th finally ends……It won’t take her long (within 6 months) till she f*cks up again, it’s in her DNA
Chanson de Roland, El Cid, Orlando furioso, Kalevala, Beowulf Troilus and Criseyde, and so on. I hope her middle english is good, all those js and ys are known to bring about ethanol cravings. Call her sponsor, now.
The Terrible Fortunes of Snort Urchin.
Today is another page for the volume, and the tome’s folklore will become canon.
She’d do well to avoid the first eight levels of the Inferno if she’s studying it, comparisions will be made.
Love it. But shouldn’t the title be more like ‘The Terrible (Mis)Fortunes, Lawsuits and That’s a Total Lie…I Was Never There Stories of Snort Urchin’?
NOW she’s done with gambling with her freedom?!? NOW?!?!
And why do her nails match her teefs?
She’s a lost cause.
She needs to go on crack lockdown until she’s not an addict anymore. But you have to be willing to change in order to make a change and in order to be willing you have to realize there is a problem. She doesn’t seem to, but you would think that if she’s being advised to go on lockdown until the 29th that something MIGHT click.
Sigh. I honestly want her to get better or a number of reasons. First, not costing the legal system (and by extension the tax payers) tons of money, second so she doesn’t seriously hurt anyone, and lastly because her life is sad, and I bet deep inside she feels it. I know she feels like all her worth is tied up in her career but she needs to figure out that there is worth to her outside of that, something she can never do while addicted.
She will always be an addict… even if she manages to stay clean. Sadly, I think many celebrities really NEED to get themselves completely away from the celebrity scene in order to truly achieve sobriety, yet do not see this as an option, either due to ego, or a legitimate concern over how they will support themselves (or a bit of both). Either way, I just don’t think it is possible for ‘newly sober’ addicts to stay clean if they don’t manage to stay away from the people and places they associate with using. New places and new faces… or old ones who aren’t of the ‘partying’ variety… are an important step to staying clean.
I actually think LL knows she has a problem. Seems she just keeps doing the same things, and expecting a different result (ahhh… definition of insanity?). She seems to be surrounded by enablers and continues to frequent the type of places that are only setting her up for failure. So I guess in my opinion, she doesn’t have a chance until she figures out that trying to stay clean while living the same lifestyle she had while doing drugs WON’T WORK.
“Lindsay will come back at him with everything she has…” – what everything?? Does she plan to pay her lawyer in lollipop sticks and old hair extensions?? Sea jasper???
While I’ve tired of LL, along with many others, I still hope that she will manage to overcome her addiction at some point. Is that time now? Who knows… the way she is behaving, probably not. As I posted above, I firmly believe she needs to make serious lifestyle changes… different friends, different hang-outs and different activities (of the non-partying variety). Either way, I do hope she is able to turn her life around.
On a side note… she looks SO much better with red hair (or extensions, or whatever is hanging from her head).
she just doesn’t have an ounce of human decency in her so she deserves no sympathy.
While I am by no means a Lohan fan, I cannot get over how much healthier she looks after going back to her original hair colour. I hope she is sorting out her issues. Sounds like she ultimately just needs to move the hell outta Dodge, live a normal life somewhere quiet and work when she needs to. Probably needs to purge toxic friends from her life as well. Too bad she can’t change her parents, but as she gets older, hopefully she learns to trust her own instincts and stops letting others lead her down the garden path, so to speak. 🙂
@ ‘but as she gets older, hopefully she learns to trust her own instincts ‘
Bwahahahaha…. Listening to her own instincts is exactly what got her into the deep sh!t she’s been drowning in the last few years.
well put.