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I just realized that I spend way too much time wondering what Prince William and Duchess Kate’s sex life is like. But seriously, don’t you want to know?!? I ask because Prince William has returned home to his duchess after his six-week training mission in the Falkland Islands. And People Magazine says that Williams gets a few days off now that he’s home, and Kate’s schedule (as it is, haha) has been cleared for the next few weeks. So perhaps it’s time for Kate and William to get down to some serious baby-making after being apart for six weeks? Is it hot and heavy? Or is it prim and proper? Considering they spent their honeymoon hanging out with sea turtles instead of boning, I’m guessing it’s prim and proper. But I would love to know for sure.
He’s back! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been reunited – after being apart for seven weeks – when he returned from duty in the remote south Atlantic.
Early Wednesday morning, William, 29, flew back from the Falkland Islands to Britain with the rest of his Royal Air Force Search and Rescue helicopter crew.
As is normal for servicemen’s partners, Kate, 30 was not there to watch his return to an airbase in the English countryside.
The plan was for her to meet up with him at their cottage at Kensington Palace later. He will also see members of his family, such as grandmother Queen Elizabeth, and no doubt re-bond with puppy Lupo.
It is anticipated that William will have several days off, which the couple “will spend privately,” a spokesman says. Kate is not expected to be undertaking any public engagements for several weeks.
William will next have to report for duty at his airbase in Anglesey, North Wales.
[From People Magazine]
It’s odd to me that it’s “normal” in England for servicemen’s partners to NOT greet them when they arrive home. Here in America, we make a big deal about military arrivals. So William had to… what? Drive himself home? Catch a ride with someone else? Who am I kidding – his security detail drove him home. Where Kate was waiting! Wearing nothing but an apron and stilettos! Seriously, don’t you wish you knew what it was like between them in private?
As for Kate and how she’s “not expected to be undertaking any public engagements for several weeks.” I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she and William schedule another vacation, honestly. William deserves it, and I guess Kate does too. While William was away, her public schedule was grueling! She did, like, two public events a week. Time for a vacation!
Here are some photos of Kate from her Monday speech. Buttons!!!!!! While I like her in blue, this dress isn’t all that.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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I’m a bit bored by Waity and the Prince isn’t sexy like his brother. But I’d like to think these two have a hot sex life. I mean its not Pitt Porn or anything but the idea of Kate waiting for William in stilettos an apron and a smile gave me a bit of a tingle.
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Yes, I’d like to think that William is a leg man. I’d like to think that he’s all about her legs.
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He must be a leg man. She doesn’t have much else.
Can’t believe I just typed that.
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LOL!!! Too funny!!
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They strike me as a standard position couple. And William seems like the douche who just turns over once hes done and says “night”. I think that Harry is the exciting one
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And I feel uncomfortable thinking about it because I have a nagging suspision deep down that something atrocious will come out…The was an article discussing their last split and she was citet “He’s lucky to have me (at all) or smth similar.
And I always wondered WHY wasn’t there a queue for him when he was single…There isn’t one for Harry either…
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very innerestin. keep going.
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I’m sorry but what does this woman really do when she’s not “off”??? lol if she needs a vacation, then most people deserve early retirement…. just saying, she really seems to have nothing going on besides awful speech giving and looking pretty…
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Wish my husband could get a vacation every time he comes home from a deployment or a field exercise.
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Okay, Kaiser, I know you hate buttons, but the buttons on that dress are WAY
too small! They just cheapen the whole dress.
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I’m pretty sure my mom cleaned that dress out of her closet in 1989. good god that is fugly!
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Thats her mums dress.
It would be hot and heavy with Harry. These two would be nice and respectful. I love how much thought I put into their sex lives
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Nope it’s hers. Her mother borrowed it for Ascot. Which is about the same, but still.
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Oy vey! The duchess’s “squat and shovel picture!” Brit tabs must be all over that one. The Queen? Displeased. Let’s face it, though, the money shot! I bet that paps were all “squeeeeeeee” as she did it. $$$$
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They are probably the types who think to themselves they are naughty and sexy. However, bet if others paid witness to it, those ppl would say it was just a little awkward or rushed. Bore bore bore.
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I just dislike the blue outfit. Its very 80s with the collar and buttons.
I find Kate very pretty – just one of these times I want her to have straight hair though.
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It is very 80s right? Down to the belt. All it’s missing are should pads. I don’t think they have out sex. Probably really boring missionary stuff once a week every other week. I just don’t get passion and hot sweaty sex vibes from either of them. Gross now I’ve spoiled my appetite
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I am pretty sure that there are indeed shoulder pads in the dress. meeeehhhhhh god that dress is killing me!
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So, wait, your’e not supposed to check out the scenery at all on your honeymoon? Just 24 hours a day boning? I guess I did it wrong because I enjoyed both.
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You’re right Kaiser. She was a terribly busy woman these past few months. Several weeks is simply not enough. Give her 3 months to recuperate!
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I bet their sex life is really boring.
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I think so too. I’ve never really thought about it until now and it almost makes me shudder. They are both incredibly plain. He’s balding and Kate is emaciated. Not sexy. Her body and mannerisms scream prim and proper. She doesn’t exude any sexiness and appears physically weak. I wonder if she will allow herself to gain a decent amount of weight when she becomes pregnant.
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Exactly! Neither looks particularly healthy or like they’d be capable of “letting loose”. I hope that she does gain weight when she eventually gets pregnant, though.
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Alexis, I think she would need to gain weight in order for it to be medically possible to get pregnant!! Once she gets pregnant, it’s a given that she’d gain weight…
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She didn’t always seem this emaciated. Back when she was a party girl she didn’t seem so prim and proper, either…
It’s always the ones you don’t expect.
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I can see Waity being boring and the sex these two must have is probably stardard missionary and lackluster. There’s no passion there or raunchy, nuaghty, sweaty sex. All I see is friendship.
But whatever when the times right William can have his affairs (and how could he not? He’s sleeping with a bag of bones). I would have discounted William ever doing something like that, what with the whole Diana-Chales thing, but Kate wouldn’t mind obviously and the way he treated her when they were dating leads me to believe that he’s more Charles than the press would lead you to believe. Read up on him, he’s kind of a douche. I would have sympathy for Waity but she put up with it for 9 years so she knows what she’s in for. As long as she gets that crown and the title Queen Consort, as well as positions for her family, I’m sure William can do what he likes.
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I don’t know about their sex life but this dress is awful.. and she borrowed it from her mom, seriously! Looks cheap and a bit dowdy, IMO. And I’m sure she needs vacation, after all, she had like 5 or 6 public engagements in 6 weeks! I’m exhausted just thinking about it!
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Borrowing her mom’s dress was a PR deflection: in case she failed terribly in her first public speech (she was fantastically awful IMO but that’s beside the point) at least the public have something new to talk about aside from the tired old ‘new charity, new clothes for Waity’ angle.
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Again, her mom borrowed the dress from her. Which says alot more about Carol trying to stay ‘hip’ (if that dress can be called hip but whatever) than anything about Kate’s message.
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Nice work if you can get it, huh?
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Buttons!!! hahhahaa….its a respectable dress – its not like she can wear something from Forever 21…she has to appeal to everyone..so boring is safe…the color is pretty on her.
Will and Waity…I think they totally get it on hot and heavy…remember all those dating pics of them in nightclubs dancing all hot? I do!
I have no life.
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For me, William isn´t sexy. When he was young he was so cute, and now… bald patch, rabbit teeth. But you know beauty is in the eye of the beholder
. Am i the only one who thinks William (most times) looks so bored and “colourless”? There is no fire in this man! Can´t see a sexy lover in William! But maybe bony-Kate and boring-William get wild in the bedroom! Behind closed doors… under the covers 
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Totally agree with your first two sentences and no, you are not the only one!!
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I am kinda glad that Prince William isn’t ‘really smoking’ in a conventional way. I think it would be weird for a future king of England to inspire lust in his subjects. That would cheapen him a little- no A LOT.
That said, I hope he and the Duchess have a real long lasting relationship that includes great sex.
By the way, some of my best lovers have been men who were not always the prettiest ones in the room. The more average looking guys often try harder and give more because they think they need to…
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William probably does not feel he has to.
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Why would William need to try? LOL I highly doubt he has low self esteem.
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I will say this: I wouldn’t be able to bend over that elegantly in heels and a dress while handling dirt and a shovel.
Bravo, Kate! Vacation earned.
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Maybe she should stop wearing short dresses and high heels then! How about some nice dress trousers when you know you will be bending over to greet children and/or shoveling dirt? Seriously! Was she forbidden to wear pants during one of her princess lessons?
And a vacation after 10 “engagements” in SIX WEEKS?!?! My head is going to explode with the laziness of the Duchess of Waity. She’s such a joke.
She did literally about 30 hours of work (and that’s being generous) over a period when a normal person worked 240 hours or more and now she needs several weeks off? Argh….
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Er, that was a joke. I don’t actually think she earned a vacation…
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Phew…thanks Amy
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I was serious about admiring her digging abilities, though! Whether there is a royal pants ban or not, I’d be flashing everyone the second I leaned over
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For clarity it has been reported that the younger royals, Harry, William and Kate will be on the down low for a month allowing the attention to be fully on Queen Elizabeth…it is after all her year.
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I can totally understand and appreciate that but I really hope that she is still working behind the scenes on her charities because otherwise…what does she do all day? Literally, what? I really want to know. Wouldn’t a person get bored doing nothing all day? I mean, sure, I’d love it for a week but then I’d be going out of my skull.
I don’t even think they are going to start trying for the baby yet otherwise she could potentially be sick during their foreign tour, the rest of the jubilee celebrations and the olympics. So I don’t even think she’ll be “working” on getting pregnant.
Anyway…I have to stop or I’m going to go nuts.
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She’s going shopping during her time off, of course.
Didn’t you read about that time when she went shopping right after the event at the hospital where she wore that blue dress and gave her first public speech?
There’s a photo of her carrying 2 large shopping bags worth of clothes. She went shopping instead of going home.
She couldn’t wait a day before shopping, she had to do it right after a charity event for very sick kids, because you know, she’s so caring and empathetic and so, so tired from giving a 2-paragraph speech that she had to go out and do some retail therapy right away.
I’ve said it here on CB before: this month is the hardest Kate has ever worked in her whole life. She probably thinks she deserves a long vacation after this, and I called it right when I said she’ll stop once William comes home. I only hope that she doesn’t completely “stop” doing any work. She did okay, overall.
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Maybe she just wants to be a housewife and be with her husband. My mom quit her job and went to live with her military husband then eventually had kids.
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@maymae – it’s amazing to me how much you want to believe that Kate is or wants to be a housewife. I am not saying that I know what she wants, but I can certainly go by her actions.
Also, the palace pr keeps putting out these statements which are so at loggerheads with what Kate actually does, it’s embarassing. Example, kate is taking the next 2 years off to be a housewife in Anglesea, reality, kate is shopping and having hair (and I’d guess beAuty appts) in london most days. We know, we see her.
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You Waity stans are as thick and daft as your idol. This housewfie excuse is basically null and void when it’s been reported that she no longer spends most of her time in Wales. Or do you think they magically transported KP to Anglesly? That’s right every day she slaves over a hot stove making William his favortite mince pies and gravy from scratch, and it’s her twin in London going to endless hair appointments and shopping trips (nevermind that she only seems to spend the weekends in Wales if that).
Bunch of muppets.
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If her idea of a perfect life is being a housewife and stay at home mum she should have married a banker or lawyer not a future King of Great Britain, she took the job now she needs to get to work.
I really can’t see her changing; there will be excuse after excuse for the next few years. A couple of kids will allow her to hid for a while then I can see her suddenly succumbing to a mysterious medical syndrome that makes her too ill and tried to do too many engagements, playing the sympathy card. Just you wait and see, no pun intended.
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Take some time off and be newlyweds-you kids deserve it!.
I thought it was very touching when Kate said she missed William “terribly”-they’ve been together for over 8 years, and she still feels that way. This couple is in it for the long haul, which is very good news for Britain and for the institution of marriage in general.
There is no formula, but they obviously have a very close and supportive relationship, and I think the fact that they spend equal time with her family speaks well of him.
Maybe it’s time to make a baby!
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I think they spend time with her family because she doesn’t have any friends of her own. I find that sad.
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Can you imagine how many blood sucking friends come out of the woodwork when ‘one’ becomes the future Queen of England. I bet its a contiuous problem worrying who are your true friends and who can you trust.
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@nancyman – you have a very good point, but in this case I don’t think it applies. PW is very,very anal about who is allowed in the inner circle and is constantly throwing out red herrings to see who amongst the circle will take it. That person is immediately frozen out.
Overall, kate has no friends because that is what was needed in order to be with William. Only her family.
Diana and Fergie had/have friends from their new life but more importantly from their old lives, as adolescents. Diana was notorious for falling out with people but two of her friends probably from her teens were in her life to the end. She shared a flat v.briefly with one of them, and always maintained their friendship.
Fergie has always maintained her friends outside the family including those she knew from before she joined.
None of these people take advantage or gossip about them, despite the press hounding them and am sure many offers for all sorts of things due to connections.
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Pics of the puppy, please?
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Look how skeletal her chest looks in the last photo? Imagine her awful breath if she doesn’t eat.
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Their marriage is like a business relationship to me. She gets wealth and a title, and he gets a doormat who came running back to him after he dumped her, and who acknowledges that he is in charge.
That relationship probably works in the royal world. But I can’t imagine there’s any passion or fireworks. If Kate had any self-respect (and she may not actually have any), she would resent William and his family for treating her like a doormat. And if William were a decent person or respected Kate, he’d want more than a dull doormat as a wife.
These two just leave me cold. I’ll bet they leave each other cold too. Not that they can’t have a satisfying relationship, in a business way. They kind of remind me of Albert and Charlene, only not as extreme.
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You pseak the truth.
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So if William is taking only a few days off, then why does Kate need a few WEEKS off? Doesn’t this mean that while William will be back at work in a few days, Kate will be doing nothing again for the next few weeks?
Oh look… She moved some dirt with a shovel and people are clapping. Good girl. That was quite an accomplishment. Next up, a few weeks of rest to relax her mind.
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Personally, I don’t think William will go back to work right away. It’s all palace PR and no one back at the base will dare say a word. Will and Waity will go on a “secret” vacation somewhere. Hopefully they learned from their fiasco on Mustique and will go somewhere far away so we won’t have to see their lazy tax-payer funded behinds.
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I would hate to live her life. Not worth the money to me
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It continually baffles me how the Waity fan club will make any excuse for this vacuous non entity.
She is dull; William is dull. They deserve each other. Just pathetic.
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My first thought was that their sex must be boring, but then I thought “it’s always the quiet ones,” so now I’m not sure. Especially since Kate was kind of a party girl and did have boyfriends before William.
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After so many years together, how hot could it be? Then again, they don’t have kids or commoner-type jobs which adds stress. I’m sure when they were in college they had monkey sex. I had a British boyfriend for several years and it was the best sex of my life. I can’t speak for all of them obviously, but I highly recommend it – there is something uninhibited and relaxed about them (and he was a suit and tie).
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People have such selective memories here. In the last years of her life, the press (and the public who were eating up all the reports) were constantly going after Diana from shopping too much or being on vacation too often. Once she died people acted as though they had never criticized her.
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Yes but Diana worked just has hard. Diana deserved those vacations and shopping trips. Kate has done 10 engagements this year and she has had 16 vacation days and countless shopping trips.
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Diana was also married to the first in line. Kate is not. Given that both the Queen and Prince Charles seem to be in good health, it is likely to be quite some time before William becomes Prince of Wales. People are acting as though she should have become the busiest royal the second they married. Kate’s schedule is determined by the palace.
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Well, I remember reading that when Kate and Wills first “rekindled” their relationship, after breaking up the first time it was, was at something called “Freakin’ Naughty” party. I’m sure when they were dating and chasing each other it was hot or flirty.
They seem on a different plane now, like it might be more loving and deeper because they are newlyweds. Someone I know thinks they seem really at ease with each other and have good chemistry and that it must translate to a great sex life. I bet it’s diverse and fluctuates between being sweet to sexy to tender to quick. Whoops, I guess I give it lots of thought too!
Here’s the link about that Freakin’ Naughty party. I heard Kate was dressed as a nurse:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-464174/Is-William-trying-woo-Kate.html
ww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-463980/World-Exclusive-Wills-Kate-dating-again.html
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Actually there is another vacation! They are going on a ski holiday with the Midds next week. In the mean time they will be skipping out on the memorial for the Queen Mother that is scheduled for next Friday.
And William and Kate do not deserve another holiday. They just got back from a three week holiday. Williams time away was basically one big holiday. He performed one rescue while there and the rest of the time he was going out with his buddies. If Kate needs a holiday after doing a total of about five engagements, she is flat out pathetic. When she is queen, she will have only two days off in the entire year and she will be expected to undertake several engagements a day. She is in for a rude awakening.
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Oh, I think Kate’s a dirty girl, she yells unspeakable filth while Wills is working her over until he’s sweaty, spent and covered with spit, lube and scratch marks.
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Hmmm… No really!? – Surely you’re talking about Camilla and Charles and their Tampon conversations… That’s what comes immediately to mind.
It was reported a while ago that Will & Kate left their mobiles unattended in a hotel they were staying at and someone showed their messages to the press, but it was just normal (young)lovers talk, some were rather sweet but nothing really dirty, kinky or pervy… So no Kate-gate to report, all the press could say was they needed to be more carefull with their mobs…
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Straight from Stephanie Vanderkellen’s closet, that number.
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