Lindsay Lohan finished her morgue hours yesterday, final court appearance is today

Lindsay Lohan is due in court today. This will be her final court appearance on behalf of her formal probation, and it’s looking like she’s going to ace it. She’s done all of her morgue hours, she’s checked in with her probation officer, she’s only drunkenly run over one person. Everything’s coming up roses for The Cracken!

TMZ says she only finished her morgue hours last night, which is kind of funny. Team Crack has been pushing multiple stories to TMZ about how LL was going above and beyond at the morgue and how she was going to be done with her hours early! And there she was, at the last minute, finishing everything up. Somebody’s slipping back into crackhead mode. Also, you can expect a big crackie extravaganza tonight, of course. Party time!

Meanwhile, poor Steve Honig (LL’s mouthpiece) went to Radar to say, “Lindsay is very much looking forward to closing this chapter of her life and moving on to the next. She has some great projects on the table right now and others in development, and is very much looking forward to getting back to work.” As for “work” – there are already issues with the Elizabeth Taylor movie, of course. LL is “having to jump through hoops to get a Canadian work permit to shoot a movie that could jump start her career,” according to TMZ. It’s all because LL has two DUIs and a theft conviction, which makes the whole work permit thing a lot harder. Plus, Canada probably wants no part of the Lohan Cracktastrophe. Still, LL has her lawyers “filling out the maze of paperwork required to get the work permit, and… It’s a pretty sure bet Canada will give Lindsay the right to shoot the movie.” We’ll see, won’t we?

We’ll have coverage of LL when she gets to court today! Stay tuned.

Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson.

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  1. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Maybe v mean of me but I really hope she doesn’t get the Canadian work visa – she doesn’t deserve any roles or paychecks

    She is still the same and hasn’t changed at all

    • marie says:

      I’m with you.. My guess is that when the true casting for the Elizabeth Taylor movie comes out, she’ll say she didn’t get the part because she couldn’t get the visa..

      • lucy2 says:

        Yup – there will be some convenient excuse, when the truth is she was probably never even considered, but all the rumors of that were put out by her camp hoping to make her look appealing to casting directors again. It’s so transparent and stupid!

    • Madisyn says:

      Morning Ms. Ruby and my fellow Crack Cliquers

      No worries about Canada denying entry to Blohan. There is NO Liz biopic starring this twit. If filming is to start in a month, according to Camp Crack, why isn’t it on Lifetimes website or on Blohans IMDb page. Oh, thats right, she DOESN’T HAVE THE ROLE and for now, there is no film!

      Translation: The money backers have heard the name Blohan and pulled their money from the project. Hence, no film and no role.

  2. Jazzmin says:

    “Lindsay finished her morgue hours” good for her to see where she’ll end up soon.

  3. Jag says:

    I bet they’re filming in Canada so that there will be an excuse to not have her “star” in the piece.

    As for her court appearance today, my money is on the judge saying everything is perfect because formal charges haven’t been brought against her in the hit and run. Had the guy acted more quickly, she might actually be getting a few seconds of jail time over it, imo..

    Totally agree that tonight will be party night for her. Same crack-time, same crack-place, and same crackie-shenanigans in no time!

    • iheartjacksparrow says:

      Actually, it’s cheaper to film in Canada than it is in the U.S. Lots of TV shows and movies are filmed there. So I’m sure it’s not a calculated move for the production to rid itself of LiLo. Just better tax incentives.

    • bluhare says:

      I do think it would be funny if the guy she kneecapped came into court on crutches. Apparently he was talking to the police yesterday. I was wondering why he waited so long, and it finally dawned on me that it was because she couldn’t do anything about it before her hearing?

  4. Eve says:

    If they could, the corpses there would be breathing a sigh of relief now.

  5. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    The other projects in the works include…

    International call girl gigs
    Sea jasper snorting
    Creepy Uncle Terry stalking
    Daily facial filler touch-ups (for that freshly bloated look).

  6. Deedee says:

    She made it. Good for her.

  7. hillbillygirl45 says:

    I still think the girl is a nasty, no-talent, crack-ho, who needs to go to trade school. She’ll screw up again, y’all know she will. As long as she’s got somebody to blame it on, she’s good to go. Loser…….

    • lucky says:

      not that all those that go to trade schools are f-ups… but I get what you are saying… she needs a job that pays the bills, not all these potential jobs. Can you imagine walking into payless and buying your shoes from Lilo- that would be classic.

      • hillbillygirl45 says:

        You are right, Lucky, I didn’t mean it that way, at all. Hell, I took computer classes about 10 years ago at a trade school. What you said is exactly what I meant, And about Lilo selling me shoes..I’m not sure I’d want her nasty hands touching my feet without rubber gloves. I’m just sayin….

      • Zelda says:

        I did not read that as an insult in the slightest. She was just saying that the girl needs to learn a trade because she won’t be able to act anymore. Have no idea where you got “trade school is only for fuck ups” out of that…

  8. Flash Flora says:

    Liz Taylor, eh NO, more like Dana Plato.

  9. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Oh I am sure the TMZ, Lohan Inc and Steve Horning have a steam shovel full of Lindsay Shyt Spin to dump onto the media market in the next few days….Like the one this morning……
    The most Assinine Statement Ever Uttered by a Criminal on Her Last day of Probation ” goes to Lindsay Lohan for “I’ll never go in front of a judge again….” Enough said….
    she has at least 8 judges in her future depending on what they do with the hit and run…..LOL ..

    Shawn Holly at the courthouse pacing the floor…muttering Free at Last Lord, I’m Free at Last…Today’s the Day I get to tell Her to Kiss my Ass !” …..and the DA is holding off with his charges until she can do just that….
    Make the 10 judges cause when she get Shawn’s final bill she’s libel to kill somebody in a poor throwing herself on the floor kickin and screaming rage…….

  10. Franny says:

    I’m confused about what is going on with her side/stomach in that last picture. Is that a tattoo or pre-mature aging skin (like is evident everywhere else on her body).

  11. Quinn says:

    Never thought I would say it, but I am getting totally bored by this skipping-record of a girl.

  12. Cathy says:

    Do you think if we all put our pennies together we can bribe Canada into taking her and keeping her? Nah, I doubt it, there’s not enough pennies in the world for that.

  13. ramona says:

    I am really grateful to Crackhead for being a constant reminder to close my mouth in photographs.

  14. Ashleigh says:

    I know it’s mean but I’m seriously hoping Canada keeps her out:)

      • bluhare says:

        Apparently, Canada doesn’t! She got the permit.

      • badrockandroll says:

        Cash trumps taste – normally, you are not eligible to purchase pardons from the Cdn government unless at least 5 years have passed since your last completed sentence. Probation is part of a sentence, so Lilo isn’t there yet. But if other factors are involved, that can be waived, for an additional fee. The production company will argue that unless Lohan is allowed into Canada, jobs will be lost. And they will win that argument.

        If the letter of the law was applied to every pro athlete, musician or actor with a DUI, Canada would be a very dull place! Martha Stewart would have to stay home. There would be few rock or rap tours in canada if a few criminal convictions was a problem!

        I think that Sharpton and Farakhan have had problems, as well as some jamaican gangsta musicians, but that was for hate crimes against Jews and homosexuals, not for run of the mill criminality like Lilo’s.

        Which I guess is the last word on Lohan: her criminality, like the last five years of her career, is pretty mediocre.

  15. Bess says:

    Hi to all the Crack Cliquers!

    TMZ is announcing that Crackie got the permit to work in Canada.

    Today’s lesson is that crime does pay if you live in CA and can afford a good lawyer.

  16. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh dear God, her FACE! And that blue suit atrocity! I may just vom my cracktinis & melon balls!

  17. Lisa says:

    Her soulless eyes are freaking me out.