Casper Smart got Jennifer Lopez’s name tattooed on his “nether regions”

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart walking

These are some photos of Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart from about a week ago. I don’t know why I’m just getting to them now…? J.Lo is wearing fur – is that mink? Chinchilla? And she and Casper were headed into a medical building. Dear God, please don’t let her be pregnant. Please please please do let this doofus impregnate her. That’s what I think whenever a celebrity is pap’d outside of a medical building – “OMG, preggo.” It’s not always the case. But… it happens enough that I’m concerned.

You know what else concerns me? When Jennifer’s 24-year-old, facially-challenged man-child gets her name tattooed on his dong. That’s what In Touch Weekly claims:

What says “I love you” more than having your girlfriend’s name tattooed on your nether region? Nothing, if you’re Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend, Casper Smart.

According to a friend, Casper surprised J.Lo with this token of his affection – and she was thrilled with the latest addition to his already inked-up body!

“Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoos are sexy, but this one is her favorite, for obvious reasons,” her friend says. “She loves it, and she loves him.”

It’s a lovefest all around, according to another source, who says Casper’s friends and family have become “obsessed” with his high-profile relationship. One wrote on his Facebook wall: “All of you mom and dad’s friends are living vicariously through you” after Casper posted a photo of him with J.Lo. And his mom has even renamed herself Shawna Lopaz!

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

You know what’s going to hurt? All of the laser treatments to this boy’s delicates a year from now. You know what’s going to cushion the pain spasms? The fact that Jennifer had to write him a fat check after marrying and divorcing him in the span of six months. And of course his mom loves it! WTF? I know some commenters have kids who are adults or almost adults – how would you feel about your early-20s son dating a woman twenty years older than him, with two kids and three ex-husbands (plus an ex-fiancé)? How would you feel if your son got that woman’s name tattooed on his peen? So gross.

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart embracing

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. Mimi says:

    What, in the name of all that’s holy, is going on with her outfit?

  2. paola says:

    she’s so trashy wearing fur. whitetrash all around.

  3. shannon says:

    Well, my son is not quite that age, he’ll be 17 next month. But to answer the question, I wouldn’t judge a girl on her number of exes – how could I, with two ex-husbands (one a baby daddy, the other not) and one ex-boyfriend (who *is* a baby daddy).

    But I’d be worried about the age difference, and DEFINITELY would not co-sign on a tattoo of her name anywhere, especially on his peen (God forbid). Just … EW.

  4. Jazzmin says:

    Lets all calm down and wait for the break up story where Casper laser removes her name or turns the tatoo in to a turnip.

  5. Del says:

    Ah well! To each his own. *shrugs*

  6. Nu truth says:

    What a ridiculous getup. Kicks, leggings (with cameltoe) and a fur vest?! Someone please flowerbomb that biotch. And the tattoo, TMI. GROSS!

  7. lucy2 says:

    If that’s true, he’s pretty dumb, and removing it in a few months will be mighty painful.

  8. salamanca says:

    Either he is totally crazy, or he loves… her money so much. I’ll say-both.

  9. Maria says:

    leggins without a longer blazer or shirt is just wrong…unless you’re super young and lean…all I see is HIPS…so unflattering. She should know better at her age…and she definitely has a vast wardrobe to choose from.

  10. only1shmoo says:

    The next tattoo he should get is of a slot, right down his back, with a sign that reads “INSERT MONEY HERE!”

    I was thinking the same thing, Kaiser, the laser removal is going to hurt like a mother ——! Silly boy : (

  11. MeMyself says:

    Okay, no one else is asking so I will…
    If a man has his penis tattooed, wouldn’t he have to have an erection while it was being done?
    Also, wouldn’t the writing be all shriveled up when his penis was flaccid?
    Think about it, with the growth from an erection, the etching would change and stretch, wouldn’t it?

  12. Agnes says:

    maybe it’s not on his peen, but close to it? in the general crotch area? i find it insane that someone would willingly tattoo their peen, guys are so protective of it.

    as an aside, in every other freaking picture of them, he’s on the phone. (calling his mom? babysitter? haha) jlo should slap that phone out of his hand. rude.

  13. Leticia says:

    Her wardrobe choices are regressing to match his toddler wardrobe. Soon she will be wearing jean overalls and Keds or Vans.

  14. Marjalane says:

    I can tell you right now that if my nineteen year old son came home with a Jlo type relationship, I’d KNOW it was for the money! Pretty sure he’d rather cut off his “nether region” than date someone older than his mother. bleh.

  15. Elizabeth says:

    I love the way Casper aslways looks so full of himself when he’s with JLo. Like he’s actually important all by himself wihtout her. Dude’s in for a rude awakening. I don’t hate the guy or anything but he just seems so arrogant, lots of bravado but is there anything to back it up? Tattoo on the penis (or near enough) – too hilariious.

    • Blue says:

      Yes, like he’s the celeb and she’s his girlfriend. No one would give this boy a second look if not for her. But I have a feeling she likes it that way. Look how she’s holding onto him. She wants to be lead, feel protected and let him take charge, cuz she’s old fashinoned like that. * eye roll*

  16. Julie says:

    too bad we dont know what the tattoo exactly is. how many letters and words. we could guess on his size.

  17. Chatcat says:

    As a Mom of a 24, 22 and 17 year old men I’d give them such a verbal ass whooping that they’d be blushing more from that then whatever some Mrs. Robinson type spell has over them, because let’s face it, there is NEVER an upside to tatting your peen…

  18. Darlene says:

    That woman is addicted to being “in love”. Once that crazy feeling fades, so does her affection. I don’t think she knows what real love is or how it’s supposed to change over time to something better and deeper.

  19. Jackie says:

    nothing says class more than a camel toe paired with a fur vest.

  20. cupidityrox says:

    She was having him tested for stds at the medical center. Again. Jlo don’t like no stds. Unless they’re designer stds. The type u get from humping on piddly diddly & his ilk

  21. Jellybean says:

    JLo lost her mind with this one. What is with that creeptastic probably-nude
    picture??? What the hell is she doing??

  22. sugar says:

    oh good grief, leave this woman alone! seriously, they are consenting adults, regardless of the age number. men date women 20+ years younger ALL THE FREAKING TIME. and most of them have baggage as well. Yes, I think she’s heavily addicted to the euphoric electro neuron transmissions in her brain from new romance. but she is also in a position in life that 99% of us have no priveledge. meaning, when you’ve done so much (singing, acting, dancing, producing, hosting, merchandising) on a global scale, doesn’t the average 9-5 life seem ridiculously boring??? this guy can accomodate her lifestyle and he seems genuinely good natured towards her and her kids. tattoos aren’t for everybody but clearly he’s comfortable with them and so wtf should anybody else care??

  23. jano1981 says:

    Oh god. She wearing those stupid unlaced/loose hi-tops that I hate so so much. And why would someone like her and Kim K wear leggings?? My thighs and ass aren’t as big as theirs and I wouldn’t even wear them to the gym! And the fur vest??? She is so stupid. And its hilarious because she thinks she’s cool.

  24. Bobsta says:

    A tattoo in the nether regions, eh? That means a grand total of TWO people who were willing to go down there :/

  25. Suzy (from Ontario, Canada) says:

    His mother probably loves it because she figures no matter what happens with the relationship he’ll end up richer than he ever would’ve without getting hooked up with JLo.

    As the mom of two sons 21 and 23, this whole relationship makes me feel ill. He’s barely an adult and I hate how she runs from one man to another, especially with children in tow.

  26. lizbet says:

    I am kind of shocked no one has mentioned this, but “nether region” is a euphemism for the butt, not the front. I am a professional writer, and if I were writing the article and trying to make people think it was his penis, I would have been more obvious, because that’s good material!

  27. dorothy says:

    Nothing says “I love you” like a tattooed pecker.

  28. Deann Baldwin says:

    Did he get Jennifer or Lopeniz on it? She should have just dated a speed bump, it is more attractive and hell of a lot more intelligent…..

  29. wunder says:

    That tat is ‘nether’ here nor there.

    For his sake, let’s hope it’s just a temp.

  30. NYC_girl says:

    Jackass. He’s an idiot too.

  31. Beatriz says:

    I didn’t think it was possible for him to be more douchey, but he took that shit to a whole new level with the tattoo, oh wow.

  32. Jaxx says:

    Tattoos? I can top his. My daughter dated a guy, and they thought it was The Big One, but they were 18 so consider the odds. He went off to the military and came back with her first AND middle name (13 letters) tattooed from hipbone to hipbone riding like a banner right above his dick. In 2 1/2 inch tall black letters. I kid you not. They lasted about six months after that.

    I’ve always wondered how he explains that billboard when he drops his pants for another woman. This is a huge tattoo and I doubt he would have the resources to have it lasered off.

    At least it was a really beautiful script. But how could a person be so stupid?

  33. CaramelKiss says:

    I actually threw up in my mouth on every photo, the cameltoe photo however is the worst. Jenny, looks like you need to visit someone about your nether region too…can anyone say vag rejuv? LOL. Isn’t it a major fashion faux pas to wear fur with a a saggy puss? IJS.

  34. anonymoose says:

    Saddlebags much?! WOW.

    Aside from the fact that fur always looks VULGAR on human beings, who in their right fashion mind pairs fur with leggings?!!

    Lopez gets a full citation for this atrocity.

  35. Redheadwriter says:

    Well, he can always turn that “JLo” tat into a “Jell-O” tat when they break up. Might be a unique new marketing tactic for squishy soft things.

  36. Mar says:

    She looks absolutely ridiculous here. Her head looks like she stuck it in a bucket of self tanner.
    I have seen her in person not made up- I promise you it’s not all that and my husband will co-sign on that. She’s pretty but the makeup and lighting are her best friend.
    As for her taste in men- utterly repulsive

  37. GirylGirl says:

    It’s basically a “property of” tattoo

  38. nikzilla37 says:

    He lets her have the spotlight- that’s the key to strange attraction. None of her other beaus could handle that.

  39. Kosmos says:

    I would think the tattoo is on his inner leg or crotch area, NOT on his peen. About Jen, if she is going to wear tights or leggings, then a fuller, longer top would be 100% more appropriate. This shows her crotch detail too much and also emphasizes the fact that she has BIG hips & thighs. This is therefore not a good look for her. The unlaced high-tops look like she’s trying too hard to look 25 again, sigh. I like the vest, although the real vs. fake fur issue is another thing. However, she’s NOT on my list of talented women in showbiz that I respect.

  40. Paula says:

    California Birth Index, 1905-1995

    Birth, Marriage & Death

    NAME:
    Shawna A Lopaz
    BIRTH:
    18 Feb 1962 – Orange, California