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These are some photos of Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart from about a week ago. I don’t know why I’m just getting to them now…? J.Lo is wearing fur – is that mink? Chinchilla? And she and Casper were headed into a medical building. Dear God, please don’t let her be pregnant. Please please please do let this doofus impregnate her. That’s what I think whenever a celebrity is pap’d outside of a medical building – “OMG, preggo.” It’s not always the case. But… it happens enough that I’m concerned.
You know what else concerns me? When Jennifer’s 24-year-old, facially-challenged man-child gets her name tattooed on his dong. That’s what In Touch Weekly claims:
What says “I love you” more than having your girlfriend’s name tattooed on your nether region? Nothing, if you’re Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend, Casper Smart.
According to a friend, Casper surprised J.Lo with this token of his affection – and she was thrilled with the latest addition to his already inked-up body!
“Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoos are sexy, but this one is her favorite, for obvious reasons,” her friend says. “She loves it, and she loves him.”
It’s a lovefest all around, according to another source, who says Casper’s friends and family have become “obsessed” with his high-profile relationship. One wrote on his Facebook wall: “All of you mom and dad’s friends are living vicariously through you” after Casper posted a photo of him with J.Lo. And his mom has even renamed herself Shawna Lopaz!
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
You know what’s going to hurt? All of the laser treatments to this boy’s delicates a year from now. You know what’s going to cushion the pain spasms? The fact that Jennifer had to write him a fat check after marrying and divorcing him in the span of six months. And of course his mom loves it! WTF? I know some commenters have kids who are adults or almost adults – how would you feel about your early-20s son dating a woman twenty years older than him, with two kids and three ex-husbands (plus an ex-fiancé)? How would you feel if your son got that woman’s name tattooed on his peen? So gross.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Casper Smart, Jennifer Lopez, Tattoos
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Yeah .. goober is wearing an Atlanta Falcons hat???? eeeek.
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Whats the bet she spend hours upon hours scrutinising pics of her and him thinking, do I look older? Do we look like a ‘real’ couple…? No matter what we all know she is in her mid 40′s and no amount of botox and teenage kicks is going to change that..
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Dumbass.
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What, in the name of all that’s holy, is going on with her outfit?
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Lol, that was my first thought too!!! I think she’s trying for Jenny from the block… its not working though.
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It looks like workout gear..the fur vest is tacky though. I love how Casper is on his phone like he has an important “business” call. Because he is such an important business man and all.
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Girlene needs to stop it with the tights. Newsflash – forgot the Rule? – tights are not pants. And over 30, no tights.
They both look like a couple of 15-year-old dips on Hollywood Boulevard.
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she’s so trashy wearing fur. whitetrash all around.
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I was hoping it wasn’t real
That’s why Pam Anderson says “idiots like Jennifer Lopez wear fur.” Team Pam.
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Yes, Pam is right, people who wear fur are idiots.
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Well, my son is not quite that age, he’ll be 17 next month. But to answer the question, I wouldn’t judge a girl on her number of exes – how could I, with two ex-husbands (one a baby daddy, the other not) and one ex-boyfriend (who *is* a baby daddy).
But I’d be worried about the age difference, and DEFINITELY would not co-sign on a tattoo of her name anywhere, especially on his peen (God forbid). Just … EW.
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Lets all calm down and wait for the break up story where Casper laser removes her name or turns the tatoo in to a turnip.
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that’s exactly what I was thinking… it’s more likely that they would over-tattoo than lazer remove. I’m thinking spaceship
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Ah well! To each his own. *shrugs*
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What a ridiculous getup. Kicks, leggings (with cameltoe) and a fur vest?! Someone please flowerbomb that biotch. And the tattoo, TMI. GROSS!
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JLo is so clueless; She has no idea that she ought to be having an endless loop of “Mrs. Robinson” playing over and over in her head. That outfit is testament to not only her belief that she she’s still young and cool, but to her incredibly God awful taste. I’d die laughing if I saw that walking down the street.
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I know. Leggings are NOT pants.
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Sorry to ask.. but who’s Mrs. Robinson?
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“Who is Mrs. Robinson?”
Way to make me feel 110 years old! That made me laugh so hard- Mrs. Robinson was the mother of the bride that seduced her future son in law, (Dustin Hoffman) in “The Graduate”. There is a song called “Mrs Robinson” by Simon and Garfunkle.
Classic film.
I have to go take my Geritol now.
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You have idea how many times a day I say that. It feels like every other girl I see is either in yoga pants, leggings or pajama bottoms.
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Marjalane, when we get up from our naps, let’s hit cupidityrox with our canes. We can have the soundtrack of the Graduate playing in the background.
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Marjalane – LOL!!
I know how you feel. I worked with a younger girl once who didn’t know who the Beatles were! Freaked me out! LOL
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I totally didn’t notice the cameltoe until you wrote something and then when I looked back, I was like “oh holy hell”. That’s the worst outfit ever.
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If that’s true, he’s pretty dumb, and removing it in a few months will be mighty painful.
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Nah, he’s got it thinking that’s probably going to be his only souvenir after she dumps him in a few for another model. He’s gotta keep it to prove he was cool in his heyday.
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Either he is totally crazy, or he loves… her money so much. I’ll say-both.
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leggins without a longer blazer or shirt is just wrong…unless you’re super young and lean…all I see is HIPS…so unflattering. She should know better at her age…and she definitely has a vast wardrobe to choose from.
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I think leggings without anything over them looks trashy, period. And always, women who don’t have the body for it, wear them. Personally I dont want that good a visual of another woman’s creases and lumps. She’s like the Latin version of Kim K, when it comes to style. always too tight and unflattering.
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Yes! Hips hips hips! Thank you! Could they BE wider? But made me feel better about mine!!! Lol
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I KNOW! I don’t understand why the tabs say that JLO and Kim K have have a great booty, when mine is the same size but is called a huge ass! WTH!
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The next tattoo he should get is of a slot, right down his back, with a sign that reads “INSERT MONEY HERE!”
I was thinking the same thing, Kaiser, the laser removal is going to hurt like a mother ——! Silly boy : (
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Okay, no one else is asking so I will…
If a man has his penis tattooed, wouldn’t he have to have an erection while it was being done?
Also, wouldn’t the writing be all shriveled up when his penis was flaccid?
Think about it, with the growth from an erection, the etching would change and stretch, wouldn’t it?
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Enquiring minds want to know!
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Photographic evidence or it didn’t happen.
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I wondered about that, too.
I just can’t believe she’d be excited about that kind of tattoo. That would almost be breakup material if my guy did that.
I will say one thing about her going for such a much younger man – it makes me feel better about my current interest. J-lo and I are the same age and I have been having internal conflict about liking a very young guy. Now I see I’m not the only one. lol
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I am thinking about getting a tattoo on my penis. Do I have to be erect for them to do this?
My friend (tattoo artist and piercer) Gerry answers this one with, “[It] does not have to be hard (erect). However, it does need to be stretched taut; the method being left to the imagination.” So, what he means is that the artist, who will no doubt (and had better be) experienced in this kind of tattoo will do whatever is necessary to keep the skin tight for a good, clean tattoo. It is not necessary for you to do, or worry about, anything.
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And what exactly did he have tattooed? Jennifer? (he wishes). Jenny? JLo? (that would be embarrassing).
Or JENNIFER LOPEZ, BITCHES?
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probably a big dollar sign….bet that kept him excited!
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I was assuming that by “nether region” they just meant in that area – not specifically on his peen.
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I seriously doubt it’s on his weenie. That has got to hurt worse than anything.
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maybe it’s not on his peen, but close to it? in the general crotch area? i find it insane that someone would willingly tattoo their peen, guys are so protective of it.
as an aside, in every other freaking picture of them, he’s on the phone. (calling his mom? babysitter? haha) jlo should slap that phone out of his hand. rude.
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Her wardrobe choices are regressing to match his toddler wardrobe. Soon she will be wearing jean overalls and Keds or Vans.
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I can tell you right now that if my nineteen year old son came home with a Jlo type relationship, I’d KNOW it was for the money! Pretty sure he’d rather cut off his “nether region” than date someone older than his mother. bleh.
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I love the way Casper aslways looks so full of himself when he’s with JLo. Like he’s actually important all by himself wihtout her. Dude’s in for a rude awakening. I don’t hate the guy or anything but he just seems so arrogant, lots of bravado but is there anything to back it up? Tattoo on the penis (or near enough) – too hilariious.
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Yes, like he’s the celeb and she’s his girlfriend. No one would give this boy a second look if not for her. But I have a feeling she likes it that way. Look how she’s holding onto him. She wants to be lead, feel protected and let him take charge, cuz she’s old fashinoned like that. * eye roll*
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too bad we dont know what the tattoo exactly is. how many letters and words. we could guess on his size.
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Bet all they could fit was J Lo.
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If they did it just right, maybe it could say “Jennifer Lopez” when fully erect, and “J-Lo” when not.
I just put way too much thought into that.
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As a Mom of a 24, 22 and 17 year old men I’d give them such a verbal ass whooping that they’d be blushing more from that then whatever some Mrs. Robinson type spell has over them, because let’s face it, there is NEVER an upside to tatting your peen…
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That woman is addicted to being “in love”. Once that crazy feeling fades, so does her affection. I don’t think she knows what real love is or how it’s supposed to change over time to something better and deeper.
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nothing says class more than a camel toe paired with a fur vest.
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I believe you meant to type “klass”.
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She was having him tested for stds at the medical center. Again. Jlo don’t like no stds. Unless they’re designer stds. The type u get from humping on piddly diddly & his ilk
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JLo lost her mind with this one. What is with that creeptastic probably-nude
picture??? What the hell is she doing??
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oh good grief, leave this woman alone! seriously, they are consenting adults, regardless of the age number. men date women 20+ years younger ALL THE FREAKING TIME. and most of them have baggage as well. Yes, I think she’s heavily addicted to the euphoric electro neuron transmissions in her brain from new romance. but she is also in a position in life that 99% of us have no priveledge. meaning, when you’ve done so much (singing, acting, dancing, producing, hosting, merchandising) on a global scale, doesn’t the average 9-5 life seem ridiculously boring??? this guy can accomodate her lifestyle and he seems genuinely good natured towards her and her kids. tattoos aren’t for everybody but clearly he’s comfortable with them and so wtf should anybody else care??
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Oh god. She wearing those stupid unlaced/loose hi-tops that I hate so so much. And why would someone like her and Kim K wear leggings?? My thighs and ass aren’t as big as theirs and I wouldn’t even wear them to the gym! And the fur vest??? She is so stupid. And its hilarious because she thinks she’s cool.
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A tattoo in the nether regions, eh? That means a grand total of TWO people who were willing to go down there :/
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His mother probably loves it because she figures no matter what happens with the relationship he’ll end up richer than he ever would’ve without getting hooked up with JLo.
As the mom of two sons 21 and 23, this whole relationship makes me feel ill. He’s barely an adult and I hate how she runs from one man to another, especially with children in tow.
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I am kind of shocked no one has mentioned this, but “nether region” is a euphemism for the butt, not the front. I am a professional writer, and if I were writing the article and trying to make people think it was his penis, I would have been more obvious, because that’s good material!
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I always understood “nether region” to be a euphemism for essentially the entire “private” area – could be front or back.
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Nothing says “I love you” like a tattooed pecker.
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Did he get Jennifer or Lopeniz on it? She should have just dated a speed bump, it is more attractive and hell of a lot more intelligent…..
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That tat is ‘nether’ here nor there.
For his sake, let’s hope it’s just a temp.
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GROSS!!!
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Jackass. He’s an idiot too.
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I didn’t think it was possible for him to be more douchey, but he took that shit to a whole new level with the tattoo, oh wow.
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Tattoos? I can top his. My daughter dated a guy, and they thought it was The Big One, but they were 18 so consider the odds. He went off to the military and came back with her first AND middle name (13 letters) tattooed from hipbone to hipbone riding like a banner right above his dick. In 2 1/2 inch tall black letters. I kid you not. They lasted about six months after that.
I’ve always wondered how he explains that billboard when he drops his pants for another woman. This is a huge tattoo and I doubt he would have the resources to have it lasered off.
At least it was a really beautiful script. But how could a person be so stupid?
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I actually threw up in my mouth on every photo, the cameltoe photo however is the worst. Jenny, looks like you need to visit someone about your nether region too…can anyone say vag rejuv? LOL. Isn’t it a major fashion faux pas to wear fur with a a saggy puss? IJS.
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Saddlebags much?! WOW.
Aside from the fact that fur always looks VULGAR on human beings, who in their right fashion mind pairs fur with leggings?!!
Lopez gets a full citation for this atrocity.
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Well, he can always turn that “JLo” tat into a “Jell-O” tat when they break up. Might be a unique new marketing tactic for squishy soft things.
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She looks absolutely ridiculous here. Her head looks like she stuck it in a bucket of self tanner.
I have seen her in person not made up- I promise you it’s not all that and my husband will co-sign on that. She’s pretty but the makeup and lighting are her best friend.
As for her taste in men- utterly repulsive
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It’s basically a “property of” tattoo
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He lets her have the spotlight- that’s the key to strange attraction. None of her other beaus could handle that.
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I would think the tattoo is on his inner leg or crotch area, NOT on his peen. About Jen, if she is going to wear tights or leggings, then a fuller, longer top would be 100% more appropriate. This shows her crotch detail too much and also emphasizes the fact that she has BIG hips & thighs. This is therefore not a good look for her. The unlaced high-tops look like she’s trying too hard to look 25 again, sigh. I like the vest, although the real vs. fake fur issue is another thing. However, she’s NOT on my list of talented women in showbiz that I respect.
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California Birth Index, 1905-1995
Birth, Marriage & Death
NAME:
Shawna A Lopaz
BIRTH:
18 Feb 1962 – Orange, California
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