These are some photos that Jennifer Lopez just released yesterday to promote her latest single, “Dance Again”. Ugh. That’s Jennifer’s facially-challenged boyfriend in the photos with her. Can I just say? The blindfold is a minor improvement for his face. I’m not being mean or anything. I’m just saying, part of “facial challenge” is the area from his cheekbones to his forehead, and the blindfold helps significantly. He should wear it more often. Anyway, the music video won’t be released until Thursday, during American Idol, because Jennifer is now the Queen of Cross-Promotion. Guess who’s in the music video? Casper Smart. Here’s the song:
I find Pitbull to be a very overrated artist, but… whatever. He and J.Lo have collaborated several times now, so I guess we’ll just have to live with it. As for the song… meh. I’m not into it.
Getting back to the photos Jennifer released, and what it means for her relationship with Casper… let’s face it. She’s going to marry him. I had a brief, joyous moment where I thought, “Maybe she’s kind of ashamed of her boy-toy, maybe she’s learned that she doesn’t have to marry the first loser she has sex with.” But no. She’s going to marry him. A source “close to the couple” claims “There is a lot of love between [them]… He treats her like a queen.” Yes, he treats her like a queen… on her dime. Radar reiterates that Jennifer is paying Casper $10,000 a week because, “She hated having to whip out her credit card every time they go to dinner. And it bummed her out that Casper had to borrow money from her to buy Christmas presents, including hers.” He’s getting paid $10,000 a week to wear blindfolds and hang out with Jennifer’s air-brushed abs.
Photos courtesy of Jennifer Lopez’s website.