Rihanna in a black Stella McCartney onesie: terrible, awful and busted?

These are photos of Rihanna at yesterday’s (tomorrow’s?) Sydney premiere of Battleship. Rihanna wore a Stella McCartney JUMPSUIT. This is not a suit. It’s a onesie. It’s a jumpsuit. In case you had any doubts about Stella being a God-awful designer, here is all the evidence you need. She made Rihanna look like this – Rihanna, with her lovely, slender figure, Rihanna who can wear basically anything. Ugh.

Anyway, there are some nice quotes from various interviews Rihanna has given over the past few days. Yesterday, we talked about Rihanna crushing on Alex Skarsgard, and it seems like she brought Alex up in another interview. Also, Rihanna has a thing for Liam Neeson, which is totally cute, IMO.

Rihanna on Liam Neeson: ‘I fell in love with him when I watched Taken and I was so star-struck, I couldn’t even look at him on set. I just had to shut down completely. Then he asked me for a picture with him to send to his son and I was like, ‘Send me this picture, I want it too!”

Rihanna on Alex Skarsgard: ‘Oh my god, he’s so hot! I mean, I went from gawking at him for hours every time I watched True Blood DVDs back-to-back on tour, then BOOM! He’s on set. I told myself, just breathe, act cool. Basically, I was acting on set and off set!’

On Australia and Aussie boys: “There’s a lot of good food here, a lot of good scenery, I love taking a cruise around the harbour sometimes, the shopping… And the boys. So beautiful.”

On the Navy: “I have only respect for them. They’re real life heroes … These guys are putting their lives on the line for their country.”

On her friendship with Brooklyn Decker: “The fact that we bring two really empowered women to a movie that typically doesn’t show strong, empowered women, is really special for us,” she said.

[Via The Mail and Singersroom]

I like those quotes a great deal. When Rihanna wants to sell something, she’s pretty good at managing her own PR. And I like that she’s a little bit boy-crazy. I’d rather see Rihanna be boy-crazy than see her be obsessed with one douche in particular.

I’m also including a photo of Brooklyn at the premiere, wearing J. Mendel. I hate that dress too.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Marjalane says:

    High end snuggie.

    • mary simon says:

      lol! well said! another mccartney disaster.

      • Kate says:

        This article and your comment are revelations to me. I keep seeing Stella McCartney designs and thinking, “But it’s ugly!” Now I know that it’s not only me. Thanks – fashion makes a bit more sense now.

    • Neelyo says:

      Exactly! Stella McCartney is laughing all the way to the bank at these stars stupid enough to wear her hideous designs.

      • Jazzmin says:

        Agree, like I said before if you are born out of the loins of a very famous celebrity, you can sell crap and other celebrities will buy it. Stella M has no talent, her clothes are always hideous. Her daddy’s name and the Beatles fame help her sell her garbage.

      • gg says:

        I have to agree. I don’t understand Stella at all. Her clothes rarely stay on or fit the human body properly. Surprised at how many stars are drinking her kool-ade.

    • gg says:

      One word: OnePiece.

      google it.

  2. Beatrix says:

    actually, I think that outfit is kinda cool. which hurts, cause I despise this woman

    • RocketMerry says:

      Right? I think her weird posing and terrible attitude are ruining it all. Also, bad styling. It could have been a really good outfit.

  3. Liv says:

    Thank god she’s back to black. If she looses her slutty behavior now I do have hope for her.

  4. Aiobhan says:

    I actually don’t think the jumpsuit is that bad. I still hate jumpsuits but I cannot hate to badly on this one. I like her dark hair and her makeup looks good. I still think she is an ahole but will cut her some slack because she is crushing on two men that I love as well. But if she starts talking about Fassy then I have to take back all the nice things I have said about her. Some men are sacred. Her comment about empowered women in what is more than likely a sausage fest is silly and more than likely overstating her role in the film but interesting. Especially because of her previous actions. one step forward three steps back.

    Call me tacky but I kinda like Brooklyn’s dress.

  5. Astrid says:

    She’s wearing a “designer” sack?

  6. jano1981 says:

    The croth area looks funny in the first picture probably because her hands are in her pockets but I like it. I like how its gives the illusion of being form fitted and low cut without really being either. And I like the cuffs. The only part I dislike is the Rihanna.

  7. Rhea says:

    I think it’s kinda nice and refreshing since we always see A LOT of her flesh 🙂

  8. OlsenTriplet says:

    This is all well and good, but I just want to know where she found love.

  9. grabbyhands says:

    So she and Brooklyn Decker are considered “really empowered women”? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Also, nice adult sized onesie, there.

  10. Tapioca says:

    “The fact that we bring two really empowered women to a movie that typically doesn’t show strong, empowered women, is really special for us,”

    That’ll be the “strong, empowered” woman still hanging out with her abuser and an overgrown fratboy, and the “strong, empowered” woman who’s sole raison d’être is providing masturbation material for teenage boys. Whatever she’s smoking, I want some!

    But I do like the onesie…

  11. Lari says:

    This movie is just a mystery to me…why Battleship? Why this game? I don’t get it…I also don’t get the singer and model turning to acting….WHY? Do we not have enough of Rosie Huntington-Whitely or Beyonce or whatever other model/singer who think they can act? Are there not enough actual actors in Hollywood anymore?

    • Aiobhan says:

      Because Monopoly would be more like a five season tv show in length and hungry hungry hippo might anger PETA?

  12. Dhavy says:

    She’s one of the few women who can pull off almost anything and I like the fact that she’s daring but this is just FUG and it doesn’t do her any justice.
    BTW she reminds me of SALT N PEPPA I think it’s the hair

  13. Alexis says:

    She’s kind of a mess, but I like her.

  14. Pedge says:

    Sorry, I love it.

  15. imabrat says:

    Stella designs some crap, doesn’t she?

  16. vaylont says:

    I’m glad that she’s back to black but that undercut is terrible. How people grow them out is beyond my understanding.

  17. T.C. says:

    I like it. It’s nice to see her in more conservative outfits. Oh and she really wants some Askar Viking dong!

  18. Dena says:

    I like it. Actually, I think its the hairstyle that’s terrible. She needed a more radical & edgy hairstyle to support the the look of the jumpsuit.

  19. erin says:

    Another disaster from Ms. McHiddy. Someone needs to take her scissors away.

  20. Kkkaren says:

    I’m afraid I like Rhianna’s onesie. Always nice to see a star excercising her right not to flash flesh but still look good.

    However. Stella’s is not a patch on the black all-in-one Brad wore when he had the walking stick. That had an absolutely beautiful cut and probably cost a few thousand…for a onesie! I guess that’s why people want to be movie stars.

  21. Rachel() says:

    Blah. Stay away ASkars! It’s not worth it!