Here are all the dudes from the sausage party red carpet for the LA premiere of The Avengers. I already covered “the jiggle” of the red carpet, Scarlett Johansson, here. But let’s be real – it’s all about the dudes for this film. It looks like everybody showed up and then some, so I don‘t even know where to start – Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk? Chris Hemsworth as Thor? No, let’s start with the chairman of this particular board, Robert Downey Jr., who is reprising his role as Tony Stark/IronMan. This is their first red carpet since RDJ’s wife Susan gave birth to the couple’s first child together, a boy they named Exton Elias Downey. I LOOOOOVE RDJ’s purple suit.
Alexander Skarsgard was there with his dad, Stellan. I love his dad – he’s such a talented actor. Alex looks… tired? Exhausted, really. Too many ladies, too little time.
Chris Hemsworth is very, very pretty. He looks nice in a three-piece suit too. But he does nothing for me personally. I don’t like ‘em when they’re this pretty.
Chris Evans is Captain America, and… well, I normally like him a lot, but the combination of bad hair and bad suit is leaving me cold.
I’m starting to see the Tom Hiddleston thing more and more. I like the shade of ginger he’s working, and God knows, I love a tall bastard. Tom might be one of the best-looking guys at the premiere.
Y’all know I love Jeremy Renner, but this look is a giant NO. He looks like Tom Cruise in Rain Man, right? I would have liked this look better if he paired his too-light suit with a simple white button-down shirt, no tie.
And last but not least, Mark Ruffalo and his wife, Sunrise. So, so, SO cute. Love them both. Him especially.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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