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Here are all the dudes from the sausage party red carpet for the LA premiere of The Avengers. I already covered “the jiggle” of the red carpet, Scarlett Johansson, here. But let’s be real – it’s all about the dudes for this film. It looks like everybody showed up and then some, so I don‘t even know where to start – Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk? Chris Hemsworth as Thor? No, let’s start with the chairman of this particular board, Robert Downey Jr., who is reprising his role as Tony Stark/IronMan. This is their first red carpet since RDJ’s wife Susan gave birth to the couple’s first child together, a boy they named Exton Elias Downey. I LOOOOOVE RDJ’s purple suit.
Alexander Skarsgard was there with his dad, Stellan. I love his dad – he’s such a talented actor. Alex looks… tired? Exhausted, really. Too many ladies, too little time.
Chris Hemsworth is very, very pretty. He looks nice in a three-piece suit too. But he does nothing for me personally. I don’t like ‘em when they’re this pretty.
Chris Evans is Captain America, and… well, I normally like him a lot, but the combination of bad hair and bad suit is leaving me cold.
I’m starting to see the Tom Hiddleston thing more and more. I like the shade of ginger he’s working, and God knows, I love a tall bastard. Tom might be one of the best-looking guys at the premiere.
Y’all know I love Jeremy Renner, but this look is a giant NO. He looks like Tom Cruise in Rain Man, right? I would have liked this look better if he paired his too-light suit with a simple white button-down shirt, no tie.
And last but not least, Mark Ruffalo and his wife, Sunrise. So, so, SO cute. Love them both. Him especially.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Alex Skarsgard, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Hot guys, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr.
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RDJ for the win, still smoking hot after all these years.
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For serious. Is there ever anyone who comes close? NO.
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Evans, Evans, Evans!!! THEN RDJ….
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Yup…RDJ all the way…soooooooo hot!!!!
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Word. That man will never not be fine.
And I see you Tom Hiddleston!! He’s a handsome man and was the best part of Thor.
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YES!!! hot.
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HAHAHA we said the exact same thing (AND my name is really Kristi-spelled the same!)!! Cracking up.
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Ah RDJ, yes.
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For sure!
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RDJ all the way!!! But Chris is normally pretty damn hot aswell, his hair just looks awful here.
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That perfectly-tailored purple suit makes me stand up and applaud. THAT is how you wear a suit, fellas. Bravo. Check, please.
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Yes RDJ for the win. Especially since Chris Hensworth doesn’t look scruffy enough.
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How many times can I vote for Chris Hemsworth?
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RDJ for the win.
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Definitely!
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He’s so yummy!
Askars comes in second but he didn’t brang-it like RDJ!
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Yes, RDJ all the way!!! He had the best fitting, sharpest suit. Everyone else looks too greasy and shiny.
First time I realized that Askar’s dad is Stellan Skarsgard. Duh!
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me too!! I saw that picture of them together and was like “OH YEAH!!!” duh…
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That’s quite a list of really good looking men, but in my opinion, RDJ is the only one who brought it. The rest of them did themselves a disservice with their style.
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Very NICE! Thank you
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I wish I could be trapped in a elevator with Ruffalo and RDJ. If only
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Now wouldn’t that be a little piece of heaven.
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RDJ!!! I’d do everything to him!
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Ok…so, I was at the premiere and am surprised to say that in person, Tom Hiddleston was the best looking.
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RDJ and Mark Ruffalo. I can’t choose.
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I’ll go with RDJ but Ruffalo’s a close second for me..
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The desription of Renner as “Tom Cruise in Rain Man”…OMG, Kaiser..I started choking from laughing so hard.
I still love him but he looks awful here. So does Evans..boo
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Bruce Banner, Bruce Banner, Bruce Banner!
Oh, my…I’m soooo excited to see this: from the trailers, I can see Hulk is going to be awesome — and Ruffalo did all the motion capture too! Love him to bits.
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For me it’s a tie…RDJ and Hemsworth…I mean RDJ is my age, he is dark haired (my preferred) and he is just all that. Hemsworth is only 4 years older then my oldest son (and light haired) so I shouldn’t be thinking along those lines but honestly there is just something there that I find drawn too.
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+1
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I am of the same age as Hemsworth but I am drawn only to RDJ. Chris Evans perhaps, but I don’t want a second option. It’s RDJ all the way
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Joss pics, please. What is a crew without their captain, after all!
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RDJ = hottest guy at any event
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RDJ. Did anyone else notice that his wife’s gorgeous amethyst bracelet matches her husband’s suit? Cute!! Very classy, understated dress.
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I love seeing pics of them together. She kinds of adds to his attractiveness, it’s nice seeing a Hollywood star in a committed relationship with an attractive, age-appropriate woman who is successful in her own right.
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It is, and they’re madly in love, too. She’s partially responsible for his rehabilitation.
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RDJ for sure, so cool. I was excited to see Hemsworth but these pics he looks kind of blah. Very disappointing.
But yay! Tom Hiddlesston! I love me some Tom Hiddleston. He looked best (after RDJ). Plus with that accent, I have no doubt that in person he his the sexiest thing alive.
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I love me some RDJ, but even totally exhausted, I’m solidly in The Skarsgard corner. The fact that daddy Skars brought Alex as his plus one makes it even more adorable. The two of them looked amazing together, and they were just beaming at each other. Adore them!
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RDJ and Susan make a perfect couple. I was watching the premiere live last night and they were all over each other, they look so in love.
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awwww man! My Renner ladyboner just broke!
He looks like a gameshow host
uuuugghhhh
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How does Mark Ruffalo always manage to look so sexy? No matter the hair, age, and weight, he carries himself so…idk. its a low-key sexy. and thats REALLY hot
and hemsworth looks better ehere than ive ever seen him. he looks great when he isnt beefcakey
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When I first sit down to my computer and this is the kind of blog post I see, it sort of sets the tone for my whole day. That is to say, I am going to have a fabulously distracted day. I love it!
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Y’all know I love Jeremy Renner, but this look is a giant NO. He looks like Tom Cruise in Rain Man, right?
Dressing like Tom Cruise, talking like Tom Cruise…I think he may be wearing high heels and joining Scientology very soon.
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It is a 3 way tie between RDJ, Hemsworth and the Skarsgaard father/son duo. Stellan is not classically handsome but I LOVE his gravelly voice and he has a nice smile. He is also one of the most talented underrated actors in Hollywood. And even though Alex look like he has been to hell and back he still looks good to me. Hemsworth is much better looking than his younger brother and even though he looks like a gigalo with the slicked back hair I still would do him.
There are no words real words other than awesome to use for RDJ. His wife is beautiful but that dress is aweful. I will cut her some slack because she just had a baby though.
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Aiobhan…I like her dress because it is understated…it is after all his premier not hers…and with her smile she doesn’t need any flash or blingy dress/outfit. Sorry but neither of the Skars do a single thing for me at all. And Hemsworth probably is under contract to keep his hair long so he does the ponytail.
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@chatcat: I agree that with her face and smile she does not need the navel baring dress for attention; she is gorgeous and a very successful producer. But I have to disagree about the dress. It is a little too understated for a premiere. That dress is something that you wear to work an then out to drinks later on in Manhattan not for a film premiere in LA.
I did not think about that for Hemsworth. He still looks great overall but slicked backed hair makes me think of a 80s film villain/gigalo. He just needs a thin moustache and cigarette to complete the look. Eww!
Alex is not everyone’s cup of tea. I will happily drink yours and anyone else’s cup if you do not want it. lol
@ds I think Tom is also growing on me. I like the hair and his face is … interesting. He is kinda nerdy looking and pretty at the same time. I normally don’t like pretty but nerdy is right up my alley.
I just saw “Breaking the Waves” last week and feel in love with Stellan. I have known about him for a while now but did not really “notice” him until that film. He was the best part of TGWTDT for me.
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Oh Stellan, in real life… He has something that grows on you though he’s not a handsome guy, rather charismatic. What is he; 60 something? He looks way younger; these photos do not do him justice.
That being said; I surprised myself and have to agree with Kaiser; something good is going on with Hiddleston. But I’d take Askars tired, washed out…any kind of Askars.
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Breaking the waves… I have also seen it again after many years few weeks ago… I like what you wrote about Stellan: agree with everything; happy I’m not the only one thinking it.
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It should be “fell” in love not “feel”. I need to stop typing so quickly. lol
Anyway. You are not the only one who likes Stellan. Just graceful and charismatic without trying too hard. Which makes him sexy as hell in my book. I am now on the hunt for some of his films that he has done in Sweden. He is my second favorite Swede after Noomi Rapace.
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Aiobhan…I get what you mean about the dress for a premier but compared to Sunrise’s outfit it was a ball out of the park! And please have my cup full of Alex so your cup can runneth over!
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@chatchat Yeah I guess you are right. Susan does look much more appropriate than Sunshine. Sunshine’s shoes are god awful.
And I will happily take your cup and thank you for your generosity!
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sorry to break the trend but RDJ does nothing for me, not into his ‘persona’
Hiddleston looks best but I love Ruffalo too. Hemsworth is pretty. I saw Thor a couple of days ago, it was actually my favourite of all the Avenger set up films.
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Agree! How many movies can he do with the same devil may care, smartest guy in the room attitude? 50 year old hipster. Talk about typecasting. Well judging from the comments as many as he wants but I’m over it. Have been for years and never found him hot. Hemsworth for the win.
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that’s exactly how I feel about him Vic, he’s the same in everything, clipped speech,cocky, sarcastic, “50 year old hipster”
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Nice bulge in the pants, Mark. Thank you.
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I totally agree
And here last week we were posting about how he claims he’s not well-endowed…wonder if he was just being modest cause that bulge isn’t nothin’!
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RDJ, yes. Mark Ruffalo, yes. Me, in the middle of that manwich… priceless!
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I have such a huge crush on Susan Downey. Come to me baby!
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Kaiser i knew you wouldn’t be able to resist Tom Hiddleston Much longer. That man is soooo sexy plus omg his personality makes him even more attractive and affable. I saw a play of his once in London and omg i died from how goodlooking he is
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Not to mention intelligent! That man could seduce me in Latin all daaaaayyy…
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rdj’s suit owns everything, but my vote to hiddleston. bc he’s tall and happy and dorky.
gene parmesan, you are right on about his personality, bc i didn’t really “get” hiddleston. then i watched war horse and he was striking in the short screen time he had. and then i kept encountering evidence he’s nice and funny and charming in interviews & irl (i love when he proclaimed avengers is about loki making bitches kneel down).
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You’re so, so right about Hiddelston. When I saw Midnight in Paris, I was so obsessed with F. Scott Fitzgerald.
He’s absolutely *the best* in interviews. He has such a great laugh, he’s incredibly intelligent and always has something interesting to say.
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Hiddles. always Hiddles. that is all.
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For real Hiddleston is fine looking.
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RDJ, coolest dude and hugely talented.
Love em!
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I have to go with the Skarsgård men.
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I’ll take RDJ, Skarsie (Alex, that is), Hemsworth and Chris Evans to go please.
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I’ll have what she’s having,… but no hemsworth !:D
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Tom Hiddleston – I can’t. He looks like Vincent Kartheiser (Pete from Mad Men) and Pee Wee Herman had a kid.
And let me just stress again. RDJ really WEARS a suit in a way the others here either can’t or just aren’t tonight.
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RDJ is rocking the purple suit. Awesome.
Did anyone else see Mark Ruffalo on the Colbert Report last week? He’s kind of awesome.
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No, I haven’t. But I’m going to google it right now (thanks for the tip — hopefully the video will be available in my region).
By the way, he’s not kind of awesome…he’s ALL KINDS of it.
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GAH! First reviews say it’s great:
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=24524&count=0
And now I’m going to gloat:
It seems that everyone loved the film and Hulk was the big attraction. Plus, it has also been confirmed that there’s a surprise scene after the credits, so make sure not to leave the theater early when the movie hits theaters on May 4th.
Just getting out of “The Avengers” world premiere. Thought the film was major. LOT of action, laughs and surprises. Hulk stole the show.
Ok, call me corny but my eyes are tearing up at this very moment*.
*Yes, I’m a geek, whatever…
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Sunrise? Sounds like a day shift stripper!
Helmsworth would be far more attractive if he butched it up a bit (some chest hair, a five o’clock shadow, etc).
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RDJ’s wife Susan Looks fabulous!!! and so Happy!!!! love them!! (he’s not lookin too bad either!!
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RDJ blows them all away. Rock on Iron Man!
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Ruffalo gets my vote.
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The Gruffalo, Hems and Renner (sans shiny suit horror) for the win – the rest leave me stony, stony cold. Don’t get the ASkar thing at all and the Hiddleston NOOOOO!!!! (almost as bad as Fassdong – yeauch!!!!)
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alex ofcourse! but damn, they’re all hot!
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RDJ definitely knows how to rock a look, he wins hands down. ASkars’ close-up makes him look tired but the pic with him smiling w/ his Dad is yummy. Chris Hemsworth’s 3-piece suit with no tie and open collar is a big NO! Chris Evans doesn’t have the style to wear a suit like that. Jeremy Renner – NO!
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Hey, where is a pic of Joss Whedon? He gets my vote for hottest. Thestuff that goes on in that man’s brain makes him smokin, IMO.
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Here, for you (and other Whedonloonies):
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23203/Intro-for-April-12–2012
P.S.: I’m happier than pig in sh-t. I’m walking around the house — all jumpy clappy and squealing like I’m 6 years old again (the one that fell in love with Banner/Hulk). Have phoned two of my closest friends (who are possibly deaf by now) to talk about the movie and The Hulk.
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Oooh – thanks Eve! Cue internal fan girl squeeing.
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Totally agree. Whedon’s intellect, humour, and respect for women makes him Best in Show.
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Yep! Joss is Boss by a mile! Then there’s RDJ from the style perspective and Hiddleston lookwise.
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My list in order of hotness (just at this premiere):
1. RDJ
2. Chris Hemsworth
3. Mark Ruffalo
4. Jeremy Renner
5. Tom Hiddleston
6. Chris Evans
7. Skaarsgard (not too sure what his appeal is, he does nothing for me)
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OMG!! Decisions, decisions. So many fine men. I can’t chose. But Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner are not doing it for me.
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I find absolutely nothing appealing about RDJ. Those ugly sunglasses he wears make me twitch.
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Is it weird to say that I have a bit of a crush on Stellan? Alex is hot and all, but there is something about Stellan that makes me want to hug him hahahhaa. God, the man has good dna, all his kids are beautiful and he is a charmer!
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Mark is a handsome guy man….
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HIDDLES!!! AND RENNER!! YUMMY!!!
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I’ve had a HUGE crush on RDJ since Chaplin. I love that purple suit on him.
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RDJ Always! Every time!
Tom Hiddleston Running a close 2nd.
Ruffalo His face wasn’t the first place I looked. All his fault for talking about it!
Skarsgard I LOVE his dad! *hugs him*
Evans I like his suit.
Hemsworth I keep staring at his smooth baby’s bottom chest. Creepy.
Renner I don’t him yet.
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RDJ and Ruffalo, I’ll be seeing you in my dreams, boys. And the others look nice too. Yummy man candies for all!!!
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Tom Hiddleston. All the way. So hot. Love his blue eyes. He always has a wonderful big smile on his face and seems nice. Plus he’s British.
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The Skarsgårds no doubt.
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Wow, RDJ is looking hotter than ever!
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Apparently I am a dunce because I had no idea that actor was named Stellan Skarsgard and I love him! I also was re-watching Deep Blue Sea the other night (the shark movie) and saw that name flash by and thought it was some random person who might have been related to Alex and I was like trying the WHOLE MOVIE trying to figure it out. I AM A MORON. This is why I love you Celebitchy, you help keep us lamers up to date LOL
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Hiddles, all day, any day.
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Yes. Hiddles and Hemsworth all the way!
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Hiddles. All day, EVERY FREAKING DAY lol
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The Skars(plural), Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo for me! Love RDJ, too.
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Alex <3, Chris Hemsworth (gorgeous), and RDJ and his Zoolander face lol. My yummy trio
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Ruffalo, you ruffle my feathers. He always plays exactly the same character, all slow smiles and drawl, but goddamn, that man is SMOKIN’!
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Chris Evans, first and foremost
Then Tom Hiddleston, then Alex, then RDJ
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Chris Hemsworth is very hot, but he should have worn a tie. The open shirt looks skeevy.
Robert Downey Jr looks great! As other have said, way to rock that suit!
Alexander Skarsgard has too much lipstick or lipliner on.
All the others do nothing for me.
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I can’t with Ruffalo since I caught XX/XY. His character is so slimy it turned me off to him even years later. Kinda like Alan Alda in And the Band Played On. Which means, I guess, that I dont like him for being too good of an actor. Either Chris is doing it for me, & I have to appreciate any man that is not Prince that can rock a purple suit & heels!
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a cup of baby skarsgard for my pleeeeaaaseee!
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Kaiser! Why did you leave Harry Dean Stanton out of this post? He might not be pretty, but he was the coolest and most interesting person at that event, if you ask me.
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Tom Hiddleston all the way. RDJ while looking sharp in his suit is wearing a bit too much bronzer for my tastes. (His wife though is so pretty) oh and I hate his character Tony Stark. My second vote goes to Chris Hemsworth though I don’t really like his hair here. Normally I’d be all over Chris Evans but that suit…I just can’t.
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Dude. Am I the only one who thinks Tom Hiddleston wins “sexiest man” at the premiere? That guy is HOT. Plus he’s English. His Loki in ‘Thor’ was amazing. He gave a great depth to the character thats usually missing from villians. I’m really excited to see him in Avengers.
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There is no question! Robert Downey Jr for the win!
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