Gerard Butler is at Coachella. He’s 42 years old, he just got out of a light three-week Betty Ford stay a few months ago, and he’s consistently putting himself in situations where he’s surrounded by people who are A) drunk, B) coked-up and C) under the age of 30. Plus, I have my doubts about whether Gerard is really “sober” at this point – the tabloid reports are mixed. Some have him sober and partying, some have him “slurring and sweating profusely” while partying. And honestly, I’m still holding on to my theory that Gerard’s addiction issues are not JUST of the drugs-and-alcohol variety. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that he could be a sex addict. So guess what kind of story I have for you this morning? Gerry probably boned a random in a Coachella Porta-Potty. I think that’s the subtext here:
Gerard Butler, fresh out of rehab, has been spotted testing his willpower all over Coachella in Palm Springs this weekend. The Scottish heartthrob has remained sober at every festival soiree, but still can’t seem to control his love for the ladies. At the A/X Armani Exchange and T-Mobile Neon Carnival on Saturday, Butler made no secret of his latest target. Instead of hiding among the throngs of partygoers on the packed dance floor, Butler led his mystery brunette out into the open air for a seductive slow dance in an empty patch of pavement.
“The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance,” says our spy. “He didn’t seem to care who was watching.”
After their spin, our spy watched Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned to the carnival-themed bash, produced by Brent Bolthouse.
[From Page Six]
Right?!?! He totally boned the “mystery brunette” in the Porta-Potty. At the very least, he got a beej (ugh). And we’re referring to her a “mystery brunette” because Gerard probably didn’t care enough to learn her name. Gross. I’m SO over Gerry. If he wants to come out and talk honestly about his addictions – including sex addiction! – then I’ll listen. But boning girls in a Porta-Potty? For God’s sake. YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS. Take her to a motel, for the love of God.
Oh, and Gerard’s maybe-probably lover Lindsay Lohan is at Coachella too. She probably brought her own Porta-Potty for her bidness. GROSS. It looks like Lohan and Butler were at several of the same events – meaning they probably hooked up. Again.
Are either of these girls the “mystery brunette”? Or is those just his friends/assistants?
Photos courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News.
How do you have sex or give a bj while holding your nose in a portapotty?
I AM SHUDDERING
this guy is such a man whore. i admire him! bone as many skanks as are willing to give it up to you.
There are high-end porta-potties at Coachella with running water and flushable toilets – that’s how, I guess.
VOMIT.. I can barely use the bathroom in a porta-potty much less engage in a sexual act where I might actually have to touch the sides, door, seat, anything, There is not enough anti-bacterial gel in the world.
+1… In fact, I usually skip fluids to the point of dehydration specifically so I DON’T have to use the “facilities!”
I would say he could do better than either of those two girls, but one would also think he could do better than banging in a plastic outhouse. So. Y’know.
He picks up women to bang. He is never going to have the cream of the crop and doesn’t want to. They have too much respect for themselves than to be another notch for him on the bedpost. He’s turned on by the women that he doesn’t have to work for and are giddy over having a movie star bang them a few times. Cute, not cute, trashy,younger, older, he doesn’t care as long as they spread their legs.
tl;dr: he is looking for a hole.
Is that Zooey Deschanel on pic #3?
Yeah that does look like Zooey Deschanel. Btw , the dude is 42, when is he gonna start acting like it?….. the girls he beds are stupid and have low self-esteem.No respectable girl/woman would let him near her “stuff”.
Ugh. I thought this dude hot at one time. Now I want to scrub off that brief period from my brain.
You and me both! Ugh…he’s a walking std.
Agreed on all counts!! I went through a wild phase when I was young/hot and was hit on by a famous musician clearly for a side piece and even then wouldn’t go for it…so gross!
Oh, COME ON!!! BARF! BARF! BARF!
TOTAL GROSS OUT!!!
Sooooooooooo stinky.
You would have to be drunk or high, or a combination of both to be able to complete any sort of sexual act in a port a john. Even a new pristine, never used port a john, still smells like a toilet.
So gross.
Ewwwww. He’s offically gone in my lust after book (ripping his page out). That’s disgusting.
And what’s with that girl in the white floral print dress and brown cowboy boots? That outfit is just plain icky.
I saw a lot of girls in the floral dress/boots combo when I covered NASCAR a while back…I assumed it was a country/southern thing but at coachella???
STDs for the win !
He’s sad smut at this point. Has he no friends? This won’t end well.
Oh, right. This source I bet had a cellphone to Photograph them coming out of it if he saw them going in if he was watching them so closely. Conveniently, no evidence. The grinding on the dance floor I believe.
this is the pic of the girl he boned
http://t.co/JUIBRdtH
mantitties
The dude with the huge glasses ,who is in just about every photo shown here, doesn’t look too impressed with Gerry’s romantic washroom escapades.
He’s problably the boyfriend of the girl in the flower dress and boots and he’s keeping a serious eye out for her! I dont blame you man! You dont want your gal giving you anything thats a pain in the A to get rid of!
He is sooo nasty. Ugh.
I’ve always thought this dude was gross, but this… this is something else entirely. eughhh
Male version of Linday Lohan. Only much older. He used to have career. And now is just some c-list dude with issues. Pathetic.
I don’t know if it’s funny or sad that I read the title and my first reaction was “yeah, that sounds about right”.
That was my first thought too!
Can you say “mid life crisis” Mr. Butler? Get thee to a psychological counselor and get some help – you are looking pathetic and desperate.
He is 42 years old? How embarrassing. Grow up dude. Think Kaiser might be right, sex addict along with drugs and alcohol addiction. This is not normal.
Ladies you only get one vagina in life. Stay away from Gerard Butler. All the health insurance in the world will not save your lady bits afterward.
@Tiffany27 – thank you for this one! I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. AND it’s great advice!
Disgusting.
I feel like boning Gerard Butler is akin to shoving raw sewage up your vag, so really what’s a little porta-potty thrown in? Just a little more unhygenic fun for all.
Plus One on this sentiment and im sorry but he doesnt look that attractive OR that good in bed, let’s chalk this one up to game and move on, he is gross
ITA. He strikes me as the type of guy that has an inflated idea of his skills in bed. Just another two-pump chump that thinks he’s making magic under the sheets. Ugh.
The dailyMail has a picture of the brunette he was grinding up on (wearing a long bluish dress). She should get herself to a clinic for an STD check.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2129791/Post-rehab-party-Gerard-Butler-tests-willpower-Coachella–distracts-pretty-females.html
@T.C., thanks for the link to the pics. Eeeeewwwwww….you’re right….that girl should get an STD check, for sure.
I’m convinced Butler also has a sexual addiction.
It’s all fun and games until you contract something icky and your dong falls off.
Hahahahaha….you’re SO right!!!
LMAO!!!
Wonder what smelled worse the porta potty or butlers junk…cause that dude needs some serious soap and shampoo…
Even if you aren’t rich and famous doing anything in a porta potty is disgusting.
Wooow ,i never thought he had much of an acting skills but at least he was hot…now he is just a shadow , i feel sorry for him .(and 4 my taste in men XD )
There seems to be a common thread running through all the Butler stories posted on this site. To save time, CB writers should set up a Mad Libs-esque template, so each time a “GB has gross, syphilis-laced sex” story comes to light, they can just circle the right word & quickly complete their article.
Here, I’ll start.
Gerard Butler totally hooked up with a random:
-woman
-possibly not a woman, but definitely a human of some kind
-farm animal
-mammal whose body warmth suggested it was alive, or at the very least, had not been dead for longer than 10 minutes
-cantaloupe with a hole cut in it
in
-a motel
-an alley behind a motel
-a motel dumpster
-a pool of his own vomit, next to the motel dumpster
And so on. It would probably speed up your writing process.
V. nice, v. nice. Made me actually giggle.
Clearly D1, you have a gift for fan fiction. Could be a 2nd career?
lmao! love!
LOL 😀
Look at his eyes, sadly they are the eyes of one who is blazing on drugs. I think so anyway..
ITA. my first thought when I saw these pics was that there’s no way that man is sober.
Ive read all the comments here and I see most of them are so mean and gross. The guy is single, sexy, succesful, intelligent and he can enjoy his life a much as he wants.Whats with all this hatred?If you dont like him its ok , but to write those hateful comments ..I dont get it
people write much more hateful things about the female trainwrecks out there (Lohan, etc). It may not be kind, but at least it’s even. This is celebitchy afterall…
Could we rename this site celedickly? equal opportunity!!
Are we really still shocked at the depths of his grossness? I mean Brandi Glanville, Lindsay Lohan. He’s a skank magnet.
Thought you was joking about sex in the porta potties. Please, say it ain’t so! Most disgusting place on earth to get it on.
Erm. While I’m sure that GB could have done something dirty with that gal in the “luxury” port-a-potty, I suspect they were probably doing coke. He looks high as a kite.
Kaiser, darling, I’m calling an intervention. The last time we discussed this gross man you were also ‘over him’. I cheered you. I told you that you could do better. I told you that the Fassdong was a more deserving target of your love. And yet here you are again declaring that you would be prepared to forgive him if only he said… Girl, wake up, he is slime to the bone and there is no redemption coming.
Gerard Butler earned a special place in my heart playing the Phantom in Phantom of the Opera, but he’s pushing his luck with these antics. There are only so many gross acts 16 yr old me can convince present me are ok.
My friend lives in TX where the north by northwest(? i think that’s what its called) music festival just recently ended. He said the GB was randomly around showing up at parties and most certainly NOT sober
It is SXSW (South by Soutwest) and I didn’t hear that Mr. Butler was there. My God Gerard needs some help….and better handlers instead of the “yes” people around him. What must his Mum think???? I am SO embarrassed for him. I am the same age as him and I like concerts/having a good time myself but his behavior is out of control. I am all for having fun but….there is a point where you must look at yourself in the mirror and go…”WTF am I doing?”
Clearly he hasn’t hit bottom yet.
I don’t even like using a Porta-Potty for its intended purpose, so I can’t even begin to imagine having sex in one. Blech.
Gerard has become the male, middle-aged version of Lilo. At the rate they’re going, I’m not sure either of them are going to be around a year from now.
I don’t want to sound as if I am defending him (or her or them)–I’m pretty tired of his seemingly incessant partying, shallowness and the lack of really good movies from him–so I guess I’m “over him” too. Over the expectations I once had anyway. But in all fairness, did a spy actually see them going into a porta pottie together? All that seems anyone observed was that they walked together in that direction. He must have had a room over the days of the festival so presumably they could have gone somewhere more aesthetic.
It’s interesting that when he first became famous (in the U.S. anyway) most comments were excessively gushing. Now the negatives seem to outnumber the positives.
I don’t know if my comment went through or not. Since my name and email address popped up unbidden, I must have posted here before. But the edit option was still open.
Gerry’s in need of a big spackin’ – he needs to sort himself out cuz he’s lookin’ like a major douche. Sad.
i don’t even want to pee in a port-A-potty, much less have sex in one. i need brain bleach for this image.
have always thought the guy was a pig.
Isn’t this dude and Fergie a little older to be going to things like this?
If he was 10 years younger I might think it OK or kind of cool that’s he’s hanging out and doing what he wants to do. However, when a man gets that age and he’s never been married/no children,(not that there is anything wrong with that),it just looks kind of pathetic or sad and I only say that because he’s at an age when most men want/try to settle down. I used to really like him, it’s just something about him that is not right and this is coming from a person who likes Charlie Sheen.
He is so gross. Never been a fan but this is low even for him. Yuck.
PIG
Barf! No, don’t do that. You know how many times I’ve fallen in love w/the Stranger in Dear Frankie…well now it’s ruined (dirtbag). Lol.
He creeps me out so much.
The guy is totally checking off his horndog list. I’m afraid of the last thing on that list! Aids?
He should be slut-shamed for this disgusting behavior–just as a woman would be.
Amen. Someone should screen Shame for him. Dude needs all kind of rehab.
There is no human being on earth that I want to fuck enough to do it in a porta-potty.
Maybe it was something innocent like he was being a good guy and just walking her the bathroom. Or doing drugs? Haha 😉
How romantic! Nothing like making it in a porta pottie to remember as the highlight of my love life.
He sure looks jacked up on something. Haven’t liked him since he but finessed Aniston when they were a pretend couple.
Is it me, or does that chick in the cowboy boots look less than happy to be talking to him? I saw other pics of them having a conversation, and I almost feel like she was telling him to grow up. I certainly hope so. Geez, his poor mother! She must be beside herself with worry about her son.
ok so when it says “Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned..”
So in america that means sex. so the next time a man accompanies a woman to the loo, they are having sex? uh? interesting?
http://hubbling.com/search/universal_movies/blog/gerard-butler-was-seen-dancing-with-a-unknown-woman-at-coachella