Chelsea Handler is still bad-mouthing Angelina Jolie in interviews, surprise

I’m about to shock you! Chelsea Handler, star of a vodka-soaked empire, is once again talking about how much she dislikes Angelina Jolie. As you know, Chelsea is faithfully Team Aniston – Chelsea used to make fun of Jennifer Aniston (and everyone else) until Chelsea decided to befriend certain tabloid “sweethearts” and use her act to screech at Angelina Jolie specifically. Chelsea has gone off on Angelina so many times, calling Angelina “a f–king c–t” and a “homewrecker” and making racist jibes at the Jolie-Pitt children. Chelsea also name-drops Jennifer Aniston into nearly every interview she does. And lest you think that “Oh, Aniston doesn’t cosign this…” – sure, you could believe that. Aniston and Handler are tight, though. Chelsea comes to all of Aniston’s premieres, Chelsea came (and spoke at) Aniston’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony, and they consistently vacation together. Anyway, Chelsea has a new interview. Guess what she talks about?

Jennifer Aniston’s loyal close pal Chelsea Handler has blasted Angelina Jolie as “the opposite of a girl’s girl,” saying: “You just know as a woman, when you see another woman, if that’s a woman you can trust.”

Handler, when asked to describe the opposite of a girl’s girl, says in a story in More’s May issue: “Probably Angelina Jolie . . . She [Jolie] doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with.”

The “Chelsea Lately” host counts Aniston as one of her closest friends. But while sources say Aniston is happy for her newly engaged ex, Brad Pitt, and Jolie, Handler has refused to apologize for calling Jolie a “home wrecker.”

Handler also talks for the first time about being “madly in love” with hotelier André Balazs — from whom she split last year and reunited with in February. She tells the magazine, out Tuesday: “My boyfriend, André . . . We just got back together literally yesterday. We had dated for nine months, a long-distance relationship with all the stresses and traveling and running around. It wasn’t a real life; we weren’t living together.

“So, André came to me yesterday and said, ‘I think we have to try to make this work again.’ And I agreed because we’re still madly in love, and he has done a lot of the things I’ve asked him to, and I’ve done a lot of the stuff he’s asked me to . . . It’s just a matter of . . . understanding each other better — getting to know what the other person’s needs are and not basing all your behavior on your own desire.”

While he’s New York-based, her show is filmed in LA. “Sometimes you don’t want to fly five hours to go see somebody, but sometimes that person needs you there,” she says. “It’s that kind of selflessness and thoughtfulness.”

On getting married: “I’ve never been proposed to, and I don’t know that that’s in my future . . . I don’t know that I’m marriage material. I don’t know if I would ever want to be someone’s wife. It makes breaking up much more complicated.”

[From Page Six]

I’m sure some people agree with Chelsea’s assessment of Jolie. I’m sure some people think the exact opposite – that Chelsea and Jennifer Aniston seem like they would be horrible people to be friends with. That’s all just a matter of opinion, and everyone’s entitled. But Jesus Christ, does Chelsea have anything else to talk about? Don’t these character attacks – on Angelina specifically – get old? I don’t even feel like it’s part of any comedic “act” – it’s just Chelsea obsessively maintaining her “Team Aniston” status in interviews, in her act, on her show, and everywhere else.

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  1. mln76 says:

    Tacky,talentless,terrible faced and desperate.

    • islandgirl says:

      Exactly! She is very obsess with Jolie. I am sure when she and Aniston get together all they talk about is Jolie.

    • Tammy says:

      I am Team. Aniston and very proud. Of it..if I. Was Friends. With a Ms.Aniston. I too would take up for Jennifer. Look At it like. This if you had a friend (CELEBRITY or Not) if there. was Negative (Bad)Gossip going. On with. That person (your. Friend) would you take up for. YOUR. FRIEND? ?I WOULD.LOOK BAD PRESS AGAINST MS.ANISTON & JOLIE just to Blown up by the press (Tabloids) Most likely ..No know the Real TRUTH as what. Is really going. On ..But. I say. GOOD (Great)For Handler For. Taking. Up for NOT for Ms.Aniston (Not a Celebrity)But Her Friend ..Go Chelsea..you take Up for. For. Your. Friend. As Anyone. Should.

    • Molly says:

      Chelsea’s not even truly funny. I tried watching her show once, but I thought it was dumb. I watched her interview with Sofia Vergara, because Vergara is actually very funny and gorgeous.

      It’s obvious that Chelsea has problems. She’s probably obsessed with Angelina on some level, like some desperate unrequited girl crush.

      Not sure why she thinks people will like her for unfairly targeting a woman who is a mother (no one’s kids need to hear their mom being called horrible names, nor do they need to hear that lush called them props—they don’t deserved to be reduced to that), does charity work, actually is willing to talk about the horrific stuff happening in the world (stuff I can’t stomach to read about half the time because I’m stupidly and selfishly hypersensitive to suffering and am too weak to do more than chuck donations at nonprofits), and willing to go talk to victims and survivors.

      Not to make this about me, but I couldn’t even make it through the orientation of a teen runaway hotline, so I consider Jolie to have amazing strength and character.

      She and Handler don’t even exist on the same plane. Handler is a crazy, trashy woman who thinks “real” people are as crazy and trashy in their motivations as she is.

      Jennifer Aniston seems like such a sweet and kind woman. I don’t understand why she would be such good friends with a trashy and stupid person like Chelsea Handler. Aniston needs better friends, not bitter and jealous trashtalkers.

    • Katherine says:

      What should Angelina wear when she marries Brad? Are you kidding me? She has already been married twice, and is a middle-aged mother of six…Brad already had his fairy-tale wedding with Jennifer. It was magical – they were young, innocent, beautiful and in love. Angie, move on and stop trying to upstage Jen. That ship has sailed. What are you going to do? Wear a poofy white dress and register for china at William Sonoma? Go away and marry quietly, and donate the money to Charity!

      • Mommi says:

        I have always liked both Jen and Angie. Having been a wife that was cheated on, I had certain feelings about Brad and Angie, yet I had to admit the two did seem better suited for one another than Jen and Brad. But that was then, and this is now. There has been too much time and too many beautiful children involved to still hang on to this negativity. I suggest Jen get some counseling and pick friends that encourage her moving on so that she too can have current love and some children. Move on and be happy Jen, that is the best revenge, not living in the past, you and your pals trashing someone who is not even reciprocating. It just makes you look bad.

  2. Elvynn says:

    Or maybe Angelina/Brad reject her or her friendship.
    She is pathetic.

    • Nene says:

      Angelina is woman you can’t trust. Would you let your husband to work with her? Think about Laura Dern, Jennifer Aniston before you give me an answer. Jolie is a homewrecker, she is a maneater, and she is a shady bitch. You can’t deny it. So deal with it.

      • Toshie says:

        Wow, maybe you should try a grownup relationship for a change or are you 16 years old. I don’t have any say in “letting” my husband do something, nor he me. When either of us makes a decision to do something the other is automatically considered. Another woman can’t “steal” your husband, he has to want to stray. Blame the blokes. I am not invested at all in this Jolie/Aniston garbage, but really one is insanely beautiful, oscar winner and seems to have depth, the other is plain, can’t act and doesn’t seem to do anything other than faff around. If I was a bloke I know which one I would be interested in.

      • Anahata says:

        Right on. Sick of everyone being in denial. I don’t care what mask she wears – the woman is a monster and I would never let her near my man (and no, I am not homely – not that it should matter!!) whatever happened to women supporting and empowering each other? We shouldn’t worship this awful woman.

      • Rhea says:

        ????
        If you can not trust your husband why do you married him???? If your husband character AND his love for you is that “strong” it doesn’t matter if a woman coming on to him or not.

        Would you still prefer to keep a partner that has a shady kind of love for you? He would find a way to cheat anyway. Either a woman come to him or he would come to other woman. He would still cheat sooner or later when there’s an opportunity presented.

        You can’t deny it. So deal with it.

      • Emma - the JP lover says:

        Is this the ‘same’ Laura Dern who got together with Billy Bob Thornton while he was still married? Is this the ‘same’ Laura Dern who was 8 months pregnant with her ex-husband’s baby before his wife filed for divorce??

        Dern and Thornton weren’t marred when he and Angie got together (or even engaged, to hear Billy Bob tell it). And if it’s ‘not’ okay for Angie to get together with a man who wasn’t married, wasn’t engaged, and who ‘may’ or ‘may not’ have even ‘had’ a girl friend, then how is Jen Aniston excused for moving in on a guy in a 14-year relationship and had lived together with his girlfriend for the last 6 years of that relationship?

        And I still believe that ‘Brad’ pursued ‘Angie.’

      • Maya says:

        And now after a dodgy reception for her directorial debut, conveniently after 7 years, she decides to get married.
        Talk about an uber publicity stunt.
        Good luck to her. I’m sure her kids will provide future therapists with plenty of neuroses; because the latest stunt is only going to amp up paparazzi everywhere.
        It’s quite laughable to make her out to be such an angel. Angelina is quite calculated in everything that she does.

      • Janet says:

        To Anahata: If you can’t trust your man, then you have a real problem in your relationship.

        And how typical of an Aniston fan to emphasize your looks, as if that’s the only thing you have to hold him with. It takes more than looks to hold a man, as plenty of dumped, attractive women have found out, Aniston included.

  3. lisa says:

    I’m sure Angelina would not characterize Handler as a woman she could have a close relationship with.

    But let’s talk facts. I have never read or heard any woman that has worked with Angelina or who has met her say a negative word about her. In fact I could list quote after quote of other women talking very higly of her, and saying she is very much a woman’s woman and how nice and sweet she is. I don’t think anyone can find a actual person that has met her that has said something negative.

    One would think Angie had done something personal to Handler and the people that get way too over the top.

    Angie handled Handler the way you should.. she ignored the shit out of her. Just showed how insignificant she and her biased opinion is.

    Handler would have creamed her pants if Angie had acknowledged her. But nope not a peep.. LOVE IT

    • Sugarrbunny says:

      Well written. I have also never read any unkind words said about Jolie from people who actually worked with or know her. Even her ex-husbands speak favorably about her & that is saying something.

      What I do find interesting is one must kiss Aniston’s ass every 5 seconds to be her friend. As that is what Handler does, always. Either that of her position of Aniston bestie must be questionable in her mind, otherwise why does she constantly feel the need to prop up Aniston ad nauseum

    • d says:

      Yeah, I don’t think AJ did anything to Handler other than ignore her completely and utterly and Handler HATES that. I think it’s one of the reasons AJ makes people so apes**t. She just ignores it all, does her own thing, and THAT makes some people mental. It’s kind of funny actually. And yeah, has AJ ever said a WORD about Aniston? Nope. And again. It drives people mental.

    • Moi1 says:

      @Lisa: Winona Ryder didn’t have kind words regarding Ms. Jolie.

      • lisa says:

        Again do the research. She said Angie didn’t thank her when she won the Oscar. Looking at her acceptance speech that was proven to be a LIE.. Winona was upset that that Girl Interrupted was suppose to be her Big film. Well like many films the supporting actor stole the show. And WR performance was not the one people remembered nor the one that the critics attention. It was Angie. And if you read the accounts of the other women in the movie.. nothing but good stuff. If you look at her recent comments she backtracked on that statement. Especially when the truth was on tape.

        NEXT??????

      • Aotearovian says:

        Fair point. Though to play devil’s advocate, WR was probably not in the healthiest frame of mind at that point in her life. IMO AJ did give a scene-stealing performance in Girl Interrupted, but it was that kind of role.

    • Liv says:

      I, as a woman, don’t trust Chelsea Handler! Ugh. What a bitch!

      I saw pictures of Angelina Jolie recently when she was a bridesmaid for her assistant(?). She said herself, that she doesn’t have much friends, but since I saw the pictures I’m much more convinced she’s basically a nice person.

    • emma bee says:

      aj actually seems like a very nice person. i know a couple of people who ran into her randomly and she was really sweet to them, not just as a movie star, but in the form of courtesy that is all too lacking these days. remarkable.

      • Emma - the JP lover says:

        Again, Angie’s words were taken out of context, and people–instead of watching the entire interview themselves between Angie and CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta–just ran with it.

        In the interview, Dr. Gupta expressed how hard it was for him to talk to people about the hardship he witnesses abroad on trips like Angie’s at refugee camps, but how important it was to be able to talk to someone about it all. He asked Angie if she had friends in her life ‘that she can talk to about such things.’ And she said:

        “I’ll talk to my family. I talk to Brad. He wants to know as much as he can about these issues and every trip. He’s been here as well. he came with me after the earthquake. But I don’t know, I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He is really the only person I talk to.”

        But with Dr. Gupta’s question prior to Angie’s answer, it’s obvious that she meant she didn’t have ‘a lot of friends’ that she can talk to about her U.N. trips. And yet the “US” magazine caption at the time was “Angelina Jolie admits “I Don’t Have a Lot of Friends.”

        http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2010/09/08/am.gupta.jolie.pakistan.cnn

      • jet says:

        Angelina’s a smart woman. I think not everyone needs or desires a lot of friends, so what that’s ok. Maybe Angelina does not like some of the social fallout some friends could bring to her life, such as gossip, backstabbing, personal questions one wishes to keep private, etc. I read somewhere that Angie just was use to doing things on her own from a young age and she liked it that way. Anthony Hopkins said he didn’t have friends, he had a wife or fiancee and tended to have that person as a friend, but he didn’t really have friends. Also some friends can be so shady and would probably be all up in Angelina’s business.
        Brad is the homewrecker, he left his wife. He knew exactly what he was doing. He wanted Angelina and dumped wifey. He said he got tired of sitting on the sofa, smoking a doobie, watching life pass him by (while married to Jen) and he implied she bored the heck out of him.
        I heard from a reporter who interviewed Jen Anniston, he said she was the most boring person he has ever interviewed(and he’s been a reporter for 20yrs.)

  4. Monie says:

    So I guess Aniston’s homewrecking gets a pass by this Botoxed hack? Or it doesn’t matter because Justin and his ex weren’t married…just dating and living together for a decade or so?

    I can tolerate her being loyal but what I can’t tolerate is an unabashed hypocrite. Loser!

    • Lee says:

      Or it doesn’t matter because Heidi Bivens wasn’t famous and couldn’t boost Chelsea’s career/hw-cred…

      this woman. ugh.

    • kira says:

      I don’t get the hypocrisy either? Both Chelsea & Aniston have been involved in relationships that began with cheating. So, neither has a leg to stand on…

      I’m guessing it’s narcissism? Only narcissists would berate someone else for things they’ve also done. Some narcissists think that the actions of others are always wrong, while their own actions are always excusable. Chelsea sounds like one here.

      And, she refuses to let it go…is she doing it on Aniston’s behalf? Why continually beat a dead horse? It’s just odd…

    • Charlotte says:

      Excellent point. I don’t even understand why she is relevant. I’ve tried to watch her show and I just don’t like it. Someone described her as “vodka soaked” and I can believe it!

      • Molly says:

        Between the sunbathing she probably does and all the alcohol she consumes, I’m not surprised that her face is a mess. In two years she’ll be a leathery monster. She really needs to coat her face in zinc oxide, wear a big helmet, and drink a swimming pool of water everyday if she doesn’t want to turn into a handbag. Because that woman is the poster child for unnecessary premature aging. She looks like she’s in her fifties already.

  5. S says:

    She coasted to fame on her back, and that’s still where she is… looking up at everyone else as they look down on her with a mixture of disgust and pity.

  6. DenG says:

    What a grudge holder. Even Ted Casablanca, who’s an Aniston supporter, has given Angie credit for being a good parent–why, he even had good things to say about the movie she wrote and directed. As for calling Angie a “C”, Handler herself wouldn’t qualify as a c–t because “she has neither the depth nor the warmth”.

    • lisa says:

      Ugh, TERD is full of it. I don’t buy anything he says. He knows nothing. I think E had him take it down a notch. the man is a joke and it amazes me that people actually think this hack knows any real celeb news or gossip. When was the last time he was on any show or Red Carpet event. YEAH..

      besides I think the twilight fans have taken over that site anyway. He will put of a thread on some celeb and it will get hundreds upon hundreds of post. Then when you click to read. you will see he did some twilight mention and all the comments are about twilight not the celeb or story featured. LOL bait and switch.

    • Lee says:

      ok, that last line about Chelsea not qualifying as a c–t really cracked me up. I’ve never heard that before.

  7. lisa says:

    Just thinking…
    Why the hell would Jennifer Aniston need a team anything after 7 years.

    really what is the purpose of being team whatever when the game is over and no one is on the field. Damn it was over the day they broke up.

  8. Ann says:

    That’s right. Jolie is a home wrecker. Pitt had absolutely nothing to do with it. If your man is stepping out on you, it’s not the other woman’s fault and I wish women would acknowledge that and stop giving men a waiver for their disloyalty.

    • Original Lucy says:

      Exactly! The fault lies with the person who is in the relationship…so its not Angies fault, its Brads fault and its not Jennifers fault, it Justins…ladies, it is the MEN who are the cheaters in these cases, NOT THE WOMEN….

    • helvetica says:

      Ok, i’m not talking about pitt jolie aniston here, but …

      I disagree with some of your point,
      the other woman is not at fault, are you kidding me ? This is a person who know that the man she’s with is marriage yet selfishly still dating that man,knowing what kind of huge pain and shame that it would cause her(the wife). You think that’s not wrong ? That’s cold and heartless

      I’m not saying the other woman is the only one who’s wrong here, but she’s definitely has her fault.
      And yeah, the man/husband is a scumbag to cheat. If he’s bored he should end the relationship first. I think he’s the evil in this one.

      Maybe, the wife/the one who cheated on has her fault too, but still she’s the least of the devil, i think.

      • Original Lucy says:

        I do not think that a woman who knowingly dates a married man isn’t at fault…on the contrary…that is a low-down, skanky, thing to do! I’m just saying that it seems like the men, the MARRIED men in these situations get no blame whatsoever…poor brad, Jen was boring, it was her fault he cheated…or Angelina seduced poor brad with her sexy ways and he couldn’t resist…HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN…and I am just using the unholy triangle as an example because personally, I think that out of all the divorces in Hollywood, it seems like brad actually handled it pretty well…he had strong feeling for angie and went to anniston and told her that…that was the mature way to handle it…

      • lira says:

        I do not think BP handled things badly. I do think he was more sincere and coherent than most, by telling his wife his feelings. She would have been happier with a solely physical relationship, and then him going back to her. I think this was mentioned in the infamous interview, that she told him to “go and get it out of his system” or something like that.
        Thing was, he would never do that, he wanted out. And he did. Now that is much better that being a cheater and her welcoming back after him cheating.
        I also do think that JA is very open minded because her girlfriends back in the goddess circle were “homewreckers” themselves, like Laura Dern, an expert in breaking homes with children, CCox and even S. Crow and now this Chelsea dog. and those were her besties. She was very acceptant of their behaviour, unlike her hypocrite fans. Later, when she saw her ex-husband moving out and becoming serious so fast, well that must have hurt, but then she moved on fast with VV, and quite a few more. She was no crying in bed with them. And then she went and did the very same thing. he man she is with now, moved really fast, hey they even adopted a dog together (that is a child in JA’s terms).

    • k says:

      When committed men hit on me, I have a choice in humoring them or not.

      I do believe the cheater bears most of the blame, but the homewrecker is not exactly exonerated unless he/she was ignorant of the other person’s relationship status.

      Maybe there were issues in the relationship that encouraged one party to cheat, but that is a lame excuse. A decent human being would work on the relationship or end it before engaging in dalliances.

  9. vic says:

    She’s saying all these things so JA doesn’t have to. A surrogate.

  10. Mindy says:

    You see, this one of the reasons this triangle won’t go away is this ugly old ho wouldn’t let it go. Get over it. Jen is not the only woman in this entire universe who her husband left for someone else. Nutjob makes it sound like Angie did something really evil, like killed her parents or molested a child. Nutjob is the one who keep giving Jen pity party. Jen had it so easy. Brad didn’t have a love child like Arnold did. Brad didn’t do what Tiger did or Jesse James. They had a very amicable divorce. Jen came out of the divorce with all her $$ intact. Seven years later, this Nutjob bitter friend still can’t get over it.

    • lisa says:

      I tried to not buy into the Jen is not over Brad.. Not a fan of Aniston. But man come on. But I saw Handler’s show a few years back. And this was when the “BFF” thing was in full force. Handler made the comment that Brad needed to leave Angie (and kids) and go back to Jennifer where he belonged. WTF..that was a big flag for me. Who the hell says that when people have been over for 5 years at that point. So Brad belonged to Aniston. I have never heard Courtney say shit like that and she was there for the beginning, middle and end. But my radar started flashing. Why would she say that on open air. It made Aniston look like desperate. What friend that you are close to says that unless they know something.

      Handler’s friendship has not benefited Aniston.. unless Handler is her mouthpiece. I think it only backfires on Aniston. Hurts her perception to the world. She needs to tell her to STFU and stop “helping” her..

      • pwal says:

        That’s another reason why I don’t buy Chelsea being introspective about the nature of female friendship. One of the main features of female friendship is the ability to know when to go on a tear, in the name of friendship, and when to dummy up. Chelsea is all tear and not enough dummying up, because carrying a supposed grudge, after seven years, although the friendship started about two years ago, just seems self-serving.

      • Floridaseaturtle says:

        ITA with you, lisa and pwal. That is very telling. If there were never conversations between bff’s regarding the ex, there would be zero to comment on. Plus, I would freak if a friend just completely made something like that up just for her act. And Chelsea preaches about about ‘trusting’ your friends? So, basically, she spilled the beans. On that note, IMO, too bad that JA hasn’t gotten past it after all that time. They may very well have been ‘in love’, but they were clearly not (mutually) ‘soul mates’. When she finds her’s, she will understand that, and the difference between love, and in love with your soul mate. I totally believe that Brad and Angie are soul mates (good, bad or otherwise). And Chelsea seems like a great bar buddy. But not a friend. (long rant for a lazy morning… :o )

      • Linda says:

        Also, what woman would tell a man who has kids leave their mother for a woman he no longer wants to be with. If Brad wants Jen, he would’ve left her in the 1st place.

        Courtney is Jen’s best friend waaaaay before this bitter Nutjob. She never said anything negative or bad about Brad.

      • zombieunicorn says:

        Um, really? When did that ever happen and do you have the link to that source? I’d feel like that would be bigger news and I’ve never heard it before..

      • L says:

        “One of the main features of female friendship is the ability to know when to go on a tear, in the name of friendship, and when to dummy up.”

        ^^^THIS.

    • lisa says:

      @zombie

      it was on one of her shows a few years ago. And sorry but I have no intention of watching past episodes to provide the link. You can go to Eonline or her show and look through them. But yes she said it loud and clear. I heard it and SMH at the thought that she would say a father of 4 children at that time should leave his family for a woman that he left. It was as I said an eyeopener for me about her and Aniston.

      Never got how anyone would say that..
      SICK

      • cameron says:

        She also said on a TV show last year that she dreamt that Jen and Brad were getting back together and was like “No Jen don’t do it”.
        What’s that all about. They sound like JP’s stalkers. This just proves JA is not over Brad. Like someone posted you never hear CC bring up their relationship other than the Vanity Fair 2005 article when she stated Brad was honest with JA about his feelings for Angie and that was 7 years ago.
        That woman is bitter because Brad and Angie became Mega stars and she’s making crappy movies and dating douche men. Which is her fault and nobody else’s.
        And why would Angie want to sit around with a bunch of women she has nothing in common with? You can see she is a woman always on the move and has a large family to take care of.

  11. Samigirl says:

    Sure she’s strictly team JA, but she gets attention out the ass for it. So, she’s going to keep talking shit. Lucky for her, AJ tends to keep her mouth shut. I’m pretty sure she has a few choice words for CH…and I’m sure they are way worse and less repetitive than the bs that CH is constantly spewing. My money would be on AJ in a bitch fight, be it verbal or otherwise.

  12. luce says:

    Chelsie is a desperate famewhore and a racist bitch.

  13. Bite me says:

    It speaks volume that aniston is friends wiith someone like handler

  14. Britt says:

    Chelsea is a nobody. End of story.

  15. Happymom says:

    Who is this woman?? I feel like 3 years ago I’d never heard of her-and now she’s everywhere. I’ve seen little bits of her show and she doesn’t seem remotely funny or “edgy” just a lot of bad language and name calling. And really-I don’t have any strong feelings about JA, but if this is who she chooses to be friends with (especially at this point in her life when you should be discerning) what does that say about her?!

  16. lassie says:

    She is unfortunate looking. Is her shitcom still on NBC?

  17. A.Y. says:

    I despise this woman from the bottom of my heart. Sorry.

  18. CC says:

    I wouldn’t be friends with any of those 3. They all seems extremely untrustworthy.

  19. helvetica says:

    It’s true that she use this to leverage her popularity but at least one thing she said is right though, it’s hard to trust and be friends with ‘the other woman’, especially someone who’s been in that position multiple times like AJ.
    Just my 2 cents

  20. LittleDeadGirl says:

    It’s almost becoming a single white female kind of thing at this point in time. I think Handler wants to be best friends with Jolie and be with the A list crowd instead of Aniston.

    • lisa says:

      Well let’s see.. she gets way more attention for talking about Angie then Jennifer.. that says it all right there

      Looking at the interview she said basically the same thing she has said before. Most of it is about her getting back with her RICH boyfriend. But that won’t make news because nobody cares about who she is dating. But mention Angie and she makes the headlines. Does anyone think that if the Angie quote was not there she would be on this thread..

      NOPE not a chance. Angie is the draw. But then she is for most people that need the press.

      but damn Jennifer and Handler could be sisters in that first picture. Not sure if that is a positive for Jennifer.

  21. Bite me says:

    One of things I like abou Jolie is that she will never publicly acknowledge these people that feel the need to malign her in the press … I mean u guys saw what did to her dad she just legally changed her last name :)

  22. pwal says:

    I couldn’t see Angelina having a close relationship with Chelsea either… mainly because Chelsea is a hateful, hypocritical, social-climbing, no talent piece of $h*t.

    And frankly, the idea of Chelsea sitting around and thinking about this is laughable to me. Maybe she should concentrate on how to make her NBC sitcom work, something that’s tangible since it’s linked to her ambition.

    And one more thing… being a girl’s girl has always read (to me) being a part of a clique. And hell no, Angelina doesn’t come across as the type who would be a part of a clique. Neither does Cate Blanchett or Tilda Swinton because they don’t a collective to provide them with cache.

  23. samira677 says:

    Chelsea and Jennifer fans are so bitter and angry afer 7 years. They act like it happened yesterday. What’s also funny about Chelsea is 2 or 3 years ago she was much harsher on Jennifer than Angelina. I agree with previous comments that if Angelina is such an evil person why hasn’t anybody said so. And I’m not talking about annonymous sources in tabloids. Also Chelsea, Jennifer, Courtney Cox, Laura Dern, Gwennyth Paltrow cheated so I’m baffled why Angelina is evil but these women are great, perfect friends.

    • lisa says:

      Simple..

      because they didn’t end up with the guy. I am sure if Brad and Angie had broken up years ago all of this would be a mute point.

      The fact that their relationship was not a fling or some burn hot and die quick deal is the big problem. They were not suppose to last. They have. All the women you mentioned are not with the men they were rumored to have cheated with.

      and I still don’t think Brad/Angie cheated. Getting together after a marriage is over is not cheating.

      When you are done you are done and are free to move on. Case closed for me.

    • Floridaseaturtle says:

      Great point, especially when you note who the friends in this particular clique are. I think it has something to do with self-described-martyrdom, and ‘my cheating wasn’t the bad kind’ of cheating..but ‘her kind of cheating’ is..or something like that. Girl friend & code rules. Now AJ is totally banned from the whole-wide-world girl club ’cause they say so. I don’t remember Angelina trying to get in that club, so, guess what girls? She doesn’t give a f**k.

  24. Twez says:

    If this nasty skank is getting rich boyfriends, I have to move to L.A. Of course, I don’t think about using my boyfriends to further my career, so I guess I’d have to adjust my whorishness for it to pay off.

    • Floridaseaturtle says:

      yeah, but even she admits she might not be the marrying type. So, what good is it to be used by a richer guy anyway? It actually makes her sound even skankier. At least Simon Cowell seems to semi mean it when he tries to be a boyfriend, and then showers the woman with a parting lifestyle, job, and respect on the way out the door. Chelsea may have rich temp boyfriends..but I think they are really just relieving themselves on her vodka soaked …

  25. Bird says:

    See, I must be crazy, because I think she would be a great friend and fun to hang out with. You can tell that she would be very loyal and that goes a long way.

  26. Dhavy says:

    Give this old skank a vodka tonic so she can STFU.

    She’s so far up JA ass her mouth is starting to stink. If JA would really be over her marriage she would have told this c*nt face to cool it already

  27. hillbillygirl45 says:

    I don’t care for Chelsea at all, J.A. is practically invisible, (no personality), and all I can think of when I see Angie is when she kissed her weird-ass brother square on the mouth…ewww…then said, ‘we’re VERY close’…ewww

  28. dawne says:

    She is a no class opportunist ho-bag mouthpiece for her untalented B list t.v. hactress …enables her seven plus years of grudge……..Pitt was miserable in that rebound marriage, stayed as long as he could stand it..but he was wasting away….like Mayer said……I’m too young to sit in the kitchen and pet dogs while she lives in 1998.

    One just simply has to look at Pitt since he left…….flourished on every level….artistically, philanthropically and he’s a dad and loving it. He was dying on the vine married to boring, insecure and unadventurous Aniston…..whose biggest goal in life is to tan in Mehico, do blow and booze and whine..when she’s not obsessively working on her body and hair……her attempt at being ‘billed’ as sexy flopped like yesterday’s soufle.

    Brad said he was ‘bored’ …. he married beneath himself intellectually and artistically and philanthropically….you can’t blame the man for meeting someone with whom he is wholly compatible and getting out. Angie would never cheat with him because that is what her father did to her mother and it scarred her for life.

    They did it the right way. Honourably……..but Aniston knew her marriage was dead in the water, but because it was the amazing JOLIE, she could play the timid little sweetie who got dumped for the vixen. Aniston has played the public and her victim role better than she ever played a movie character…….she deserves an award for this seven years of ‘poor little ole me’………nauseating…and she still has her sychophants out there doing her dirty work, cuz as Aniston herself said, “I play dirty.” She ain’t Rachel folks…….wake up.

    • Roma says:

      Though I’m not an Aniston fan, you do realize Angelina did the very same thing with Billy Bob? I think that’s where the questions come up about her behavior – I wouldn’t exactly call it honorable.

      • lira says:

        Billy Bob? that same Billy that same BB that left his wife and children to cheat with Laura Dern? the same Billy that later did not want to marry Laura and broke off with her?
        At least aJ was young and probably swept off her feet for an older kind of indie actor-musician.
        Poor Laura was so sad and bitter that she went and got pregnant by another musician, handsome Ben Harper, while his wife was still pregnant too! and with other small children!
        Here I have to sate that the men have a lot to be blamed of, but certainly putting AJ in a “homewrecker” class by herself is not fair, when there have been worse than her, case in point LAURA DERN. and many, many others. Of course double standard dictates that AJ is the one to be marked with the scarlett letter for life.

      • Rena says:

        Angelina did not do the “very same thing with BBT”. Get your head out of the tabloids, stop repeating something that is not true, and enlighten yourself. The truth is out there.

        BBT had broken up with LDern who had become involved with him while he was still very much married with his 4th wife who was and is quite ill with a chronic disease. BBT and LDern were never engaged even though she wanted him to marry her. LDern described BBT as her “boyfriend” period. BBT who has diahrrea of the mouth has said he split from LDern several times and that she lied about not knowing that fact, LOL.

        LDern then pounced on Ben Harper got pregnant at the same time as his wife and gave bith to her oldest child only a few months after Ben’s wife gave birth.

        LDern is no example anyone who is a trainee morality cop should be using. Not at all.

        As to hideous racist drunken CH she stays true to her filth. Aniston keeps company with an utter sewer rat. I notice CCox does not.

      • Josephina says:

        No, roma.

        BBT was done with Laura. Laura has started with BBT WHILE he was still married to his 2nd/3rd wife. Laura wanted to marry and he did not want to marry her. She was STILL trying to get BBT to marry he when he met Angie. He then married Angie. He was not engaged to Laura when he began with Angie.

        Next, Laura gets with Ben Harper while he os stilll married. THIS TIME she gets pregnant AT THE SAME TIME HIS WIFE IS PREGNANT. Eventually, Ben Harper leaves his wife and eventually marries Laura Dern.

        All of the women in Aniston’s Goddess Circle have cheated. Outside of Rita Wilson, Tom Hank’s wife, (Laura Dern was reported as having problems with Harper) no one has been able to keep their cheating man.

        Again, the media did not create this jealousy. Aniston is a neurotic challenge of a woman with who repeatedly makes bad decisions in just about everything she does.

      • Floridaseaturtle says:

        @lira and Rena..wow, just wow. I didn’t know all those extra things about LD. What interesting behavior by one of the chosen sorority members.
        And this…”Aniston keeps company with an utter sewer rat. I notice CCox does not”.. I’ll bet is the closest and most simple explanation on ‘what happened’ between JA and CC’s friendship. I always thought that CC simply tired of it all. I think you nailed it.

      • Roma says:

        Woah my comment angered some people. I just recall some of the interviews AJ gave about Billy Bob and it was very “we had intense chemistry, we waited for him to be single, etc.”

        I just questioned the honorable part and never said home wrecker. I just have clearly remembered when AJ used to give interviews about BB & that’s what I remember.

        Btw, I put the responsibility on the people in the relationships & think a lot of men stay until they see a reason to leave.

      • Ida says:

        @Rena, this is the same Jolie who got a tatoo of BBT’s name on her arm and couldn’t stop talking to the press about how incredible he was while she knew perfectly well he was in a relationship with Laura Dern? Come now. I don’t like any of these people, although I think Laura Dern is a damn good actress, but let’s keep things in perspective.

    • Runs with Scissors says:

      @Dawne: awesome and hilarious

  29. FeverDream says:

    I’m sure Angelina cries herself to sleep every night because trailer park Chelsea doesn’t think she’d make a good friend.

  30. gennline says:

    If you think about it she has become the perceived pitbull for JA.Is this anyway for a supposedly edgy commedian to behave.When you are a comedian nothing is meant to be off limits,even if you are friends with some of your targets in private.
    She was bought by JA PR team.Now she cant leave unless they drop her.So maybe she thinks if she badmouths AJ enough and it backfires onto JA she will be dropped.May be that is the source of her venom,she has to put with JA and her PR team.
    Or may be she at some stage tried to get AJ on her show and got rebuffed.She is like someone with an unrequited love.I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!
    Her whole thing about being there for other women is a load of rubbish.She uses women for her own ends.

  31. barbi says:

    Where the hell did that vein in her forhead come from and how come I’ve never noticed it???? That 2nd picture, OMG! Gross.

  32. Jayna says:

    Jen not putting the brakes on these comments, which she could, just makes Jen look like she is still whining. Chelsea is tacky, but I do love the sitcom based on her life.

  33. cmc says:

    Something nice: I totally respect that she’s self-aware enough to make those comments about herself and marriage. No, she doesn’t seem like marriage material to me either- but unlike the Timberlake/Biels of the world, she recognizes it.

    On the Jolie comments, I think the commenters above pretty much covered it.

  34. lil ole me says:

    I don’t care for Handler, but she is right about Jolie. Jolie is that girl at parties or bars ALWAYS hanging on men because “I just bond better with men, you know? I’m not good at friendships with women.” Blah- those girls are just insecure hos. I’ve always been leery of that type- and Jolie fits that bill to a “T”

    • luce says:

      oh please ! we are humans and we all have insecurities.

    • pwal says:

      Oh, give me a break. A woman who hangs around dudes isn’t an insecure ho. A woman who hangs around with dudes, pretending to be a man’s woman in the hopes of hooking one of them, can be considered one, and even then, she’s only one if she allows them to pass her around like a spliff.

      Angelina is not one of these women.

      In fact, I’d say that the dudes would be too intimidated to ask her out, therefore, they could make better friends than women.

    • Pia says:

      Not everyone wants to be part of some silly, giggly clique of “girlfriends” just because they themselves are women. It is just as easy to claim that type of girl (don’t count as women to me sorry, no matter the age) is just as insecure because they constantly need a flock of friends to agree with them. I’m friends with who I like, regardless of gender and I am not going to go out of my way to please a group of girls I don’t enjoy simply because that is what most other girls do. I personally think AJ would be a very interesting person to have a conversation with. I was one of “the guys” in high school because video games were more fun for me than sleepovers and nail polish. No daddy issues here, both of my parents are great, but thanks for the diagnosis :)

      • Runs with Scissors says:

        @Pia: yep awesome post

      • Sienna says:

        I completely agree.
        I’ve always had the feeling I needed to belong to a group of girlfriends like that, because that’s what you see in movies and tv shows and it seemed like fun. So I tried to live together with a bunch of girls when I was in college, but I found their conversations to be dull and boring. They were always complaining and gossiping, and the ‘task’ of us other girls was to emphatize and soothe the whining girl. My best friends now are women though, but they are separate friends who I like for who they are and who aren’t “stereotypically feminine”. Our conversations aren’t as “girly” as the ones I had with that group of girlfriends. I get along great with guys too, because they’re more direct and to the point and I like that.

  35. benlinus says:

    It is easy to see this one objectively; when you see an article about a stalker who do you think is obsessed the stalker or the stalkee? Chelsea Handler can’t bear that Angelina Jolie appears to just her life and totally ignore Chelsea Handler as if she were a fly. That says it all. I personally think she has Aniston’s blessing to say this stuff because then Aniston can pretend her hands are clean and get more press as a result linking her to someone she is no more than an unrelated third party that has nothing to do with the lives of Pitt or Jolie. Without that publicity she is merely Courtney Cox or Lisa Kudrow and Aniston needs that illusion because she is pretty talentless and suited to being part of a tv ensemble.

  36. sup says:

    chelsea handler doesn’t strike me as a girl’s girl type either. she doesn’t sound like a trustworthy person at all and def not somebody i’d choose to have a close friendship with. besides she’s just part of j.a.’s bought comedienne status, courteney dumped her ass so she had to find a new bff for the cameras lol

    • lisa says:

      I still wonder about the Courteney thing with Aniston..

      When she was with Brad she and Courteney were glued to the hip.. and after..well they were more conjoined twins.. now nothing. I know JA fans will say they are still friends and still hang together. they will talk of sightings.. but come on. We are talking about women that were together every single weekend. Even when Aniston was in relationships and married. NOW not one picture of them together in over 2 years. NOT ONE. not counting reports of them together. Not one photograph. And yet there are loads of her with Handler.

      something is fishy and I would love to know the story behind that. It all happened when Courtney’s marriage ended. There is a story there..

      and ITAWY.. what does anyone see in Handler that screams girls girl.. not a thing. She always struck me as that girl that was an outcast in high school. Wanted so much to be a part of the in crowd. Now she has a crack in a window and she has a BFF that circles the end crowd. She will do and say anything to “belong” and be with that crowd. But she is still that girl on the outside. Never really embraced..even if she gets to come to the party to play. Thing is the people she actually hang with are not the big power players. And that includes Aniston. Who has the money. but not the clout.

      • luce says:

        Love courtney cox, she was the real soul of “friends”.

      • Janet says:

        Cox, unlike Aniston, seems to have some class. She is also a very loyal friend. She was there 24/7 for Aniston when her marriage broke up. In fact, for a while there, Aniston was like the third wheel in the Cox-Arquette marriage, accompanying them everywhere they went. I think after a while Cox got tired of propping Aniston up and wanted to go her way unencumbered. And I doubt Aniston was anywhere near as supportive of Cox after her divorce as Cox was of her when Pitt left her. Aniston doesn’t impress me as a supportive person at all; she seems more of a user. Perhaps Cox just got tired of a friendship where she was doing all the giving and not getting anything back.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I was about to say the same thing. I totally agree that Angelina is not woman friendly or friendly overall. I’ve never seen her out with a friend of either gender.

      I totally see Aniston as a (lower IQ) girl’s-girl but I don’t see Chandler as a girl’s-girl. I see her as a hanger on.

      Actually, my first reaction to the pic of them together is that JA keeps Chelsea around because she makes JA look so young and fresh – even with that major forehead line.

      Whatever happened to Courtney and Sheryl? Maybe they disapprove of the way JA acquired the new no name BF? I still don’t know why he is famous.

      • Emma says:

        @zen totally agree!!

        Angelina is probably someone most of us wouldn’t want to be friends with…but if you don’t buy into homewrecker crap and stuff, you would definitely respect her. Incidentally, Angie’s the type to have few friends – Holly Goline, Gwen Stefani…

        Jennifer Aniston would make a great friend – funny, sweet, and girly…but you know you’d never have a deep conversation with her or talk about anything meaningful.

        Chelsea handler…would any woman who didn’t buy into the triangle BS want to be friends with her? Also, lolz, nobody respects her either…so I don’t know why she comments on Angelina.

        Angelina and Jennifer at least have something to offer compared to Chelsea.

  37. Anon says:

    Aww, Stephen Huvane (Jen and Chelsea’s PR Guru) must be so proud of his little team at E! and the vodka-swilling, racist against children, flucked-the-boss Handler. Was the boss married at the time?
    How’s Heidi and Joanne doing these days, Jen?

  38. Dredz says:

    This Handler woman is just plain disgusting. I watch E! sometimes and wonder why she calls herself a comedienne, because she’s really not funny. By associating with her, Aniston is just as gross and pathetic.

    • Dredz says:

      And by the way, someone who used to work at French Connection in Beverly Hills, where Angelina frequently shopped, said she was really down to earth, wore very little makeup, never drew any attention to herself and had impeccable manners.

  39. Turd Fergussen says:

    Handler’s dead on about Jolie not being a girl’s girl. Bitch would claw another woman in the throat to get she wanted. Oh wait…she did! #TeamAniston

    • sluggo says:

      “Bitch would claw another woman in the throat to get she wanted. Oh wait…she did!” HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And CMandler of course is clutching her pearls and being a lady. Let’s face it, this dried-up old handbag is clawing another woman in the throat to get what SHE wants … publicity: these comments being the only freaking way she gets any space or airtime in the press anymore. #NotTwitter

  40. Gene Parmesan says:

    Honestly i would rather be friends with Angelina than Jennifer. I don’t know Angie just comes across as more genuine

    • pwal says:

      I think so too. Angelina seems like a low-maintenance type of friend – someone who doesn’t need constant hand-holding. And again, I can’t emphasize this enough, she doesn’t seem like the type who needs a pack of blathering butt-kissers around her 24/7.

  41. LOLOL says:

    Just like aniston and co she is using Angie. guess what it works. She is being commented here and the story is coverd by her. i don’t give my time for this barren bitter bittches. Why not she talk about how many hit it and quit it and their luck with men. That would be more internesting. If they think we would get mad for them they are mistaken we laugh at them. LOL
    But PLs CB do JP and their fans a favour and don’t mention maniston and any of her barren bitter bittches with JP for any reason. Don’t feed on their attention seeking using JP. Thank you

    • Alexis says:

      JA and Chelsea just look so small in comparison to AJ when they use mentioning her name/the triangle to get press.

      Also, I don’t know where some are getting AJ as a guy’s girl. Her public persona is that of a person is busy and generally pretty limited in her social life between work, kids, and maintaining a happy relationship and probs has (only a few) friends of both genders. If anybody seems like the type to be OMG I’M A GUY’S GIRL it would be JA.

      Except, I have to say, I don’t have a problem with women who are guy’s girls. I am more of a girl’s girl personally but I have had girlfriends who mostly have guy friends, and a lot of them are really great people if you give them a chance.

    • Floridaseaturtle says:

      I don’t know, I don’t see how this kind of stuff can hurt JP(?). I mean, really, the only people that keep it rolling are the JA/CH crowd. CH brought it up, therefore inviting it. The tabloids report it, or video tape it, so of course they profit off it. I don’t hear the same coming from the JP side. They are way over on the other side of somewhere, minding their own business, and that is exactly what they can tell their children (or hurt fans) should they ask. I don’t publicize negative comments about anyone I know personally, so I would take issue if one of my friends got hurt by something I did not say or type. But these people in High School Holywood, seem to need it to stay relevant, or $. So if they invite it, I think it is ok to comment on it. IMHO.

  42. Maria says:

    anytime anyone continually talks about someone or brings their name up, it is most likely because they are incredibly envious. True, we DO stick up for our girlfriends..BUT, there are two sides…Brad went about it the wrong way, Angie did too…. but they fell in love and he & Jen shouldn’t obviously have been married in the first place. Chelsea has a foul mouth…an angry face…and is not a healthy woman. It only makes her look pathetic when she goes on a rant…she has zero class and needs to grow up..let’s hope, one day, she does. There are always two sides to a story…even though at first glance, laying blame and pointing fingers is so easy. and ANYone who would make fun of Brad’s or anyone’s children of a different race is truly a bully.

  43. e.non says:

    haven’t ever seen her show and have no desire to know anything more than beyond these gossip sites.

    damn, she is one hard-looking woman.

  44. Iggles says:

    Well, Chelsea is definitely someone I would NOT be friends with! And if Angie is a homewrecker, so is she! She got her show on E! by sleeping with the MARRIED network president!

  45. lisa says:

    SO I guess Angie is a girls girl in the way it should count.. What has Handler done for girls lately

    credit poster bdj
    ***************************
    Jolie-Pitts.
    http://bluekeyblog.org/blue-key/refugee-girls-say-thanks

    Refugee Girls Say Thanks
    By Lauren On April 20, 2012 ·
    In 2006, with a generous grant from the Jolie-Pitt Foundation, the UN Refugee Agency opened the first all-girls primary boarding school in Kenya’s Kakuma Refugee Camp. Since then, the Angelina Jolie Boarding Primary School has been a beacon of girls’ education.
    In 2010, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation donated the funds necessary for UNHCR to provide the most basic items, such as shoes, storage trunks for personal items, water storage, and solar flashlights.
    In response to receiving these supplies — true gifts in the eyes of the girls — the students wrote the following thank-you notes:
    Kakuma Refugee Camp was established in 1992 and, as of mid-March 2012, is home to over 91,000 refugees. Over half of the refugees are from Somalia, with another one-third from Sudan and South Sudan.
    Providing education for girls in the camp is a persistent challenge. Girls face a myriad of obstacles to learning, including domestic violence, sexual exploitation, child labor, forced marriage and early pregnancy. Additionally, girls are generally charged with the bulk of domestic chores, leaving little time to pursue their studies.
    The Angelina Jolie Boarding Primary School has been a critical addition to UNHCR’s efforts to increase girls’ education in the camps. While the school promotes education, it also protects girls from harmful cultural practices that can curtail their development. Students are provided with basic needs, such as toiletries, school supplies, uniforms, and food. In a safe, stable, and secure learning environment, girls are free to concentrate on their studies and achieve high academic performance. UNHCR has observed that girls enrolled in the Angelina Jolie Boarding School are more focused, confident, and outspoken than their peers in other camp schools.
    Since the school’s opening, an increased number of young women have passed the Kenya Certificate of Primary Education (KCPE) exam – a national exam given to all students in the country at the end of their eight years of primary schooling. Passing the KCPE is a requirement for secondary school enrollment in Kenya.
    *************

    This is just ONE of many schools Angie has build and supported..

    • Anon says:

      Remember that strange show on E! ‘Pretty Wild’ with the 3 sisters and the mom who had the girls popping Adderal left and right? One girl was caught for being part of that break-ins of the stars’ homes spree, wasn’t she on drugs heavy too? Good old Chelsea Handler was the producer of that show. That’s what Chelsea does for girls. The show was like a soft porn flick with all the naked shots of those girls getting undressed or dressed. Good old CH.

  46. sullivan says:

    The first photo of those two sloppy boozehounds makes me shudder. And they both clearly suffer from arrested development. They’re still mean-girling their way through high school. What’s funny is that neither one of them is on Jolie’s radar.

  47. Anon says:

    Just google Chelsea Handler’s ratings and read what said in March on several sites. Perhaps the name-dropping, coat-tailing friend (Jennifer and Huvane taught Chelsea well) needs you to think she is someone, tune in quickly! Ratings! She’s sinking fast!

  48. Sarah says:

    Yawn… It’s her attempt at staying relevant. No new material? People stop going to see comedians with no new material.

  49. G says:

    If these Handler/Anniston are as close as reported, you know that Handler would have been asked to just lay off the entire subject, right? Face it, it’s not that humorous , so no loss to Handler. And it makes Jen look sad.

    I don’t want to re-litagate the entire break-up but if I just concede that the worst possible scenario is true why would Anniston want to mention either of them, EVER, never mind claiming how amicable the whole thing was/is?

    As for Jolie’s relationships with women, I have observed that then when she didpublicity for Blood and Honey, and the Marrianne Pearl thing, it’s the OTHER women that were front and centre. Same with her charity work.

    If the Handler definition of female solidarity is middle aged women hanging out during endless vacations and spa days spent slagging their Ex’s, Jolie indeed is not that kind of girl.

    BTW, most mother’s of six with a career are way too busy to spend their time commiserating about Jueviderm and menopause.

  50. Lily says:

    It’s funny, I always feel a little bad when people go off on certain celebs…Like I get disliking them, but sometimes I think people get a little out of control…Never with Chelsea Handler. She used racist slurs against children. Freaking children! There is a fine line, and that bitch jumped that line and walked about 100 yards over it.

  51. gift says:

    I don’t think anyone has ever gotten the kind of hate Angie gets! That’s So So bad but what I love about her is that she doesn’t seem to care and won’t bad mouth them in public! I love Angie!!! Way to go gal! We adore you in Africa you have changed countless people’s story! God bless your soul!!!!

  52. Fue McCormick says:

    Oh, please … sweet Jesus …. MAKE IT STOP. Who gives a shit any more?

  53. Loulou says:

    Jolie is a sexual supremacist. Laura Dern, Kylie Minogue, Vanessa Paradis and Jennifer Aniston I’m sure all agree Jolie is not a girl’s girl.

  54. boo says:

    The funniest thing I read about Chelsea Handler was Joan Rivers making the remark on Howard Stern that Handler is unremarkable, not particularly funny, and that she got that gig (on E) by shtupping the boss. This was after Handler was on Stern and said a very unfunny remark about Joan. Team Joan, who cares about that bland Aniston anyway, she’s like boring broccoli and white bread blah!

  55. blonde on the dock says:

    Interesting how some of you know so much about women you have never met. CH is a comedian. She uses AJ because she’s got her face plastered all over the magazines. Just like the Kardasians. Arent they her target as well? I dont think it’s personal as you would believe.

    • lisa says:

      You should do a bit of research on her Angie attacks. Note the change and when the change happened.

      then tell me that it is not personal. And Angie’s face on tabloids being the reason is just silly. If that was the meter then she should be talking Aniston as well. But again the history of this is interesting..

      and I believe it is way more personal then you think. Especially when you don’t know the person nor have ever met them. Basing your snark on tabloids. The same tabloids that feature you BFF. And the same tabloids that call you a person that slept her way to her position. But her “friend” is off limits. because she is her friend NOW. But not before.

      So if you look at comedians they don’t focus on ONE person. They have a wide range of material. Handler is using Angie tor PR. It would be understandable if they had some kind of interaction in the past. Some dispute. But that is not the case. She doesn’t know Angie. Never met her. Never talked to her. Doubt they have ever been in the same room.

      I recall she had one of the women that starred with Angie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She was trying to get the woman to say something negative. But the girl talked about how Great Angie was. How she talked to the Producers to give her some time off so she could audition for some TV. And like I said before. I would like to see someone post some negative account of anyone meeting Angie.. It is not there.

    • Janet says:

      You call making racist comments about someone else’s children “comedy”? This toxic bitch is about as funny as a case of HIV.

    • M. says:

      Have you noticed that she wasn’t on stage when she made the last comment about AJ? She was giving personal interview so her profession has nothing to do with it. And even as a comedian with her previous comments about Angie and her kids she crossed the borders of good taste. Her profession doesn’t give her right to say anything she pleases and to insult innocent children. I don’t know how can someone support such a person.

      • blonde on the dock says:

        I’m not going to argue. My point is I think some of you take this too personal. It’s show business. AJ has put herself out there. I doubt she takes it personally so why should you? Hating like you do is far worse and damaging than some harmless comedian making some off color jokes. Lighten up.

    • kira says:

      Lighten up?

      She called her a f’in c-word, and a homewrecking whore. On her show, Handler went off on Angelina, and said, “Everyone knows you are EVIL!” approximately one second before Jen sat down–with a giant grin on her face–to do an interview with Handler.

      These are not jokes–clearly, these are personal attacks–probably to publicly mean-girl Jolie because Chelsea is now best buddies with Aniston. Most people can see there is some motive for the continual spite and bitterness.

      Give me a break.

  56. yuk! says:

    why not she talk about how she took stumpy form hedi? how come the interviewers ask her about that ? She must alos control her interveiws and her pictures like maniston. They both look ceniderla’s ugly sisters. Losers.

  57. Skinnybetch says:

    I think handler is just joking, that’s her sense of humor.

  58. Janet says:

    What a vile, despicable, wretched excuse for a human being. She reminds me of Ann Coulter. The two of them make me want to throw up.

  59. The Original Mia says:

    Brad & Angelina get engaged. Jen’s okay, but her pitbull comes out swinging. Sounds about right.

    Chelsea needs to take her vodka-soaked, casting couch self back to her dungeon and STFU about Angelina before higher powers than those at E! nip her career in the bud.

  60. Amy says:

    Aniston by herself is fine. Chelsea Handler and Jennifer Aniston together… I feel like they would be a nightmare to be around.

    I know certain people who are fine one on one but put them with their BFF, they become mean, snide, b!tchy little twits who gossip and are just plain cruel. Like two stupid sorority girls. I feel that’s what Chelsea brings out in Jennifer.

  61. Fair and Balance says:

    May be just May be , She is that into Pitt. So she is upset that Angie got Pitt instead of her.

  62. ginga says:

    no class handler ranting about something that happened almost a lifetime ago…she. handler, makes me ill!!!!!!!!

  63. M. says:

    One would think that after the press criticism of Ch.H previous comments and the discussions of JA’s involvement into the whole thing, JA would ask her ‘friend’ to never again use AJ’s name in public. And CH. being such a good friend as she claims to be, should have complied with the request. But here we are again. Either JA is really using her friend to bash AJ or they both think that bad publicity is better than none. Maybe both.

  64. sluggo says:

    CH has been going on for so long and with such strength about AJ that I am beginning to suspect that it’s less about her being BFFs with Aniston, and more like she made a drunken pass at Brad one night at a party they both happened to be at, and he totally blew her off. Or maybe it was several drunken passes. This chick is going beyond friendship and into bitterness, like it’s personal.

    Girl needs to refine her game, she’s not getting any younger and there are fewer and fewer bosses available to shtup for work opportunities. Pool’s closed, baby.

  65. Nikki says:

    CH makes fun of everyone, including herself, she calls her audience stupid for watching her “acts” and show. She acts like she hates doing her show even. I am glad she is so vocal about AJ’s less than saint like behavior. Seems like no one else famous wants to risk offending royalty. BP did a sleaze ball thing. AJ did a sleaze ball thing. Seems like JA did a very well played PR thing. She didn’t seem to speak up too much about the divorce, but maybe I was just too young to remember. If her “bestie” with a big loud mouth wants to stick up for her than I say great. I’m the type of friend who’d do the same, plus when I’m drinking, like CH goes plenty, I’m even more vocal. I think the real issue, CH needs to try sober interviews once in awhile.

  66. sasa says:

    There are three possibilities to this:
    1) CH is overdoing it with her “loyalty” which makes her sound bitter
    2) CH does it for publicity
    3) CH enjoys provoking Angieloonies and finds comedic inspiration in it

    There is also a fourth which would be a combination of the two or three above. I can’t really tell but if I had to place a bet it would be: a mix of all three with number 2 leading the way.

    • luce says:

      For publicity !
      Nobody wants to buy a magazine with her ugly face on the cover.
      Pathetic famewhore.

    • mln76 says:

      d)Handler is a lapdog for the much higher profile client who shares the same rep but is too chicken shit to attack her ex’s new wifey.

      • sasa says:

        No one as image conscious as Aniston would be so dumb to hire CH, who she’s clearly friendly with, to do her dirty work. If she wanted to do it there are MUCH better ways.

      • mln76 says:

        Eh-I really want to give Aniston the benefit of the doubt(especially about the timing) but she very obviously has the power to make Handler STFU if she wanted. Handler is the very subbordinate client of Huvane @CAA at a minor cable company which means he has the power to not only pull Aniston but several high powered clients from Handlers’ show if they were displeased at her actions. In fact the opposite has happened the more nasty anti-Angie remarks she’s made the more she is rewarded with more high profile clients who are under the CAA umbrella such as Paltrow and Theron.
        At the very least Handler knows there won’t be reprisals and at worst she has the implicit approval of Aniston to make remarks about Angelina and her kids.

  67. Reece says:

    Dear Chelsea,
    This is God. STFU!
    If I don’t give sh*t neither should you.
    Yours Truly

  68. JudyK says:

    Forget LOW CLASS–why does this NO CLASS piece of trash have any relevance anywhere?

    I agree w/ Janet #58. She is VILE, crude, disgusting, and makes my skin crawl. I refuse to watch anything Handler is part of or connected to.

  69. anonymoose says:

    I am neither a fan of Aniston nor Jolie. Both are overexposed, overappreciated, undertalented, and one of them is self-important.

    That said, I do watch Chelsea Lately with some regularity and I don’t recall any pronounced grudge against Jolie.

    So, stir the pot if you will, but this all reads very hollow, petty, and blowhard to me.

    • Emma says:

      Both Jennifer and Angelina are eoverexposed because of tabloids, not because of what they do themselves. Angelina particularly doesn’t give out magazine covers/interviews unless she has something to promote…she tosses a bone to Vanity fair and that’s about it. She’s not like so many other actresses who aren’t in a movie coming out in a few months, but somehow are on the cover of Elle/Vogue/Marie Claire talking about their lives.

      And please…it’s hard to say both are overappreciated as they’ve worked hard for their fans…plus Angelina’s fandom encompasses more than just movie goers, but people who respect her as a humanitarian.

      And you must be a terrible person if you think racist jokes about adopted children are funny…or calling someone Evil or a c-word is too…

      Look at Ricky Gervais…he got negative feedback after the globes 2011, so he became much nicer 2012. Vile comments are funny to insecure people, but not to confident, mature individuals.

  70. gossplover says:

    dear chelsea MS Jolie does more for girls and woman than you or Aniston so STFU I saw this on some site.Angelina is a good person and she will be the kind of woman I want as a friend

    In 2006, with a generous grant from the Jolie-Pitt Foundation, the UN Refugee Agency opened the first all-girls primary boarding school in Kenya’s Kakuma Refugee Camp. Since then, the Angelina Jolie Boarding Primary School has been a beacon of girls’ education.

    In 2010, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation donated the funds necessary for UNHCR to provide the most basic items, such as shoes, storage trunks for personal items, water storage, and solar flashlights.

    In response to receiving these supplies — true gifts in the eyes of the girls — the students wrote the following thank-you notes:

    Will you show support for refugee girls yearning for an education? Get a Blue Key today!

    Kakuma Refugee Camp was established in 1992 and, as of mid-March 2012, is home to over 91,000 refugees. Over half of the refugees are from Somalia, with another one-third from Sudan and South Sudan.

    Providing education for girls in the camp is a persistent challenge. Girls face a myriad of obstacles to learning, including domestic violence, sexual exploitation, child labor, forced marriage and early pregnancy. Additionally, girls are generally charged with the bulk of domestic chores, leaving little time to pursue their studies.

    The Angelina Jolie Boarding Primary School has been a critical addition to UNHCR’s efforts to increase girls’ education in the camps. While the school promotes education, it also protects girls from harmful cultural practices that can curtail their development. Students are provided with basic needs, such as toiletries, school supplies, uniforms, and food. In a safe, stable, and secure learning environment, girls are free to concentrate on their studies and achieve high academic performance. UNHCR has observed that girls enrolled in the Angelina Jolie Boarding School are more focused, confident, and outspoken than their peers in other camp schools.

    Since the school’s opening, an increased number of young women have passed the Kenya Certificate of Primary Education (KCPE) exam – a national exam given to all students in the country at the end of their eight years of primary schooling. Passing the KCPE is a requirement for secondary school enrollment in Kenya.

    You can learn more about the students and the school in this article and video from NBC. In addition to the school in Kenya, Jolie has also helped establish a school for refugee girls in eastern Afghanistan.

    check the letters here this is news we do not hear about angelina

    http://bluekeyblog.org/blue-key/refugee-girls-say-thanks

  71. Not So Fast says:

    Handjob is obsessed with Angie and always has been. Befriending Aniston, correction, selling out to Stephen Huvane and letting him orchestrate the friendship with Aniston proves just how obsessed Handjob is. For years she attacked Aniston worse than she did Jolie. Then she suddenly hired Stephen Huvane as her publicist and all the attacks on Aniston stopped. Next thing you know they’re suddenly BFFs and she’s riffing on Angie worse than she ever hand. Handjob herself is not a “girl’s girl”. I don’t know one sinlge woman who would want her as a “friend”. The fact is, the HW friends Handjob has are all known to be beeyotches – Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron and yes, even Rachel Green (she’s tried to get a number of co-stars fired just because she didn’t think they were good enough to star opposite her. See: Jay Mohr (unsuccessful) and Stephen Baldwin (successful – he was originally slated for the Paul Rudd role in The Object of My Affection).

  72. Please says:

    Then in the next movie promiton as usual Maniston will come out and say I don’t know why they call me vicitm , bitter or devestated girl. This magazines bad bad people . She just need to be slapped and it shouldn’t be illegal just for once. lol

  73. loll says:

    Then in the next movie promiton as usual Maniston will come out and say I don’t know why they call me vicitm , bitter or devestated girl. This magazines bad bad people . She just need to be slapped and it shouldn’t be illegal just for once. lol

  74. Vesper says:

    While I don’t condone Chelsey’s name calling, from the rants I have seen or read Chelsey does NOT make racist jokes about the Jolie-Pitt children. How about an specific example?

    As for her comments about trusting women, Angelina herself has admitted she doesn’t have any female friends. It’s not just because she is busy with her endeavors, she has never hung out with females, even in her teens. She typically takes acting jobs in which she is the only female, and when she has worked with other women (Girl Interrupted), she didn’t seem to bond with anyone. What woman has NO female friends (other than sexual partners)??

    Chelsea does have a good point on this one issue.

    • Bite me says:

      Do tell how do u know Jolie has NO female friends and don’t tell me it’s because there’s no photographic proof cuz of that’s the case a quick google search shows otherwise

    • Not So Fast says:

      No, Angelina said she doesn’t have “many” female friends not “any”. And she said that in reply to a question about who she shares her secrets with. Angelina also said that for her birthday 2 years ago her girlfriends rented a convertible for her because she loves to drive and can’t do that anymore because of the paps following her around. She said she Brad were able to drive around LA for hours without the paps following them.

      People who are long-time fans of Jolie’s know who her close female friends are. Holly Goline is her friend as well as her assistant. She’s also very close with Mariane Pearl and Maddox’s godmother Jillian Armenante and Jillian’s partner Alice Dodd. She’s also friends with Gwen Stefani and their kids play together a lot. Another good friend is Dr. Jane Aronson who runs the Worldwide Oprhans foundation.

      There you go – I just gave you the names of 6 women who Jolie is very good close friends with so stop saying she said she doesn’t have any friends. She said “many”. It’s better than running with a gaggle of women you can’t trust to keep your business private and who repeatedly rag on the woman your ex-husband got together with AFTER dumping you and makes you look like a still-bitter loser 7 years after he dumped you.

    • gossplover says:

      jolie has female friends that are real not fake industry friends.marienne pearl and jillian Armenante whom she met doing girl interrupted so you are wrong dear she never said she does not have any female friends stop making up things that are not there.

    • lisa says:

      The quote you are misquoting is she was asked who she talks to when she returns from her UN Trips..after all the emotion. Her response was she doesn’t have that many people she talks to.. She talks to Brad.

      She had NEVER ever said she doesn’t have female friends. We see her with female friends. but the image of her not being female friendly is the label some use to paint her as anti female. Which she is not. Not going to make a list of friends she has.. that just plays into the silliness..

      It is amazing how women are so fearful of this ONE woman. Like she is some other world being. It is really sad. but that is the cattiness of some women.

    • Janet says:

      Angie has never at any time said that she has no female friends. She is careful whom she chooses for her friends and Aniston would do well to emulate her.

      As for Handler’s racist comments about Brad and Angie’s children, they are a matter of public record. Handler made them in public and she has never apologized for saying them.

  75. Kate says:

    I don’t actually disagree with what she’s saying here. Jolie herself has admitted that she doesn’t particularly have any close girl friends. She’s not a “girls girl”. Doesn’t necessarily equate that she’s a bad person.

    One of the posts above though has got me thinking about all the high profile stars who have started relationships with married/committed men, often with children or pregnant partners, and yet they’ve somehow got away without carrying the homewrecker tag that Jolie is saddled with: Claire Danes, Julia Roberts, Laura Dern, Gisele Bundchen, Natalie Portman.

  76. gossplover says:

    @vesper since you already made up your mind why should we give you a link to the vile shi* chelsea made about her kids.chelsea’s drunk ugly ass needs to chill

    • Vesper says:

      What a great argument, gossplover. No need to give an example because I have already made up my mind. Hopefully u are not a lawyer.

      Again, there is NO link of Chelsea saying racist comments about the Jolie-Pitt children because there were no racist comments.

      I remember the comment she made about Maddox, and it wasn’t remotely racist, yet everybody labelled it racist, and from that point on what was never said, became the truth.

  77. Meanchick says:

    This from the woman who was getting chopped down by 50 cent? This from the woman who sucked her way to the top? Aniston gets off on this trash talk. Why be friends with someone who goes out of their way to say that kind of stuff about a relationship that is ova? You’d think Brad left HER or something. I mean, really is she speaking for Aniston who just wants to seem all sweet and innocent, ’cause last time I checked Aniston got all up in her new man while he was still with his live in girlfriend.

  78. Jessica says:

    By no means am I a fan of Chelsea Handler. However, she is right in a way. Jolie and Pitt got together out of infidelity. It doesn’t matter how many children they adopt or how much good they do or how nice they may be now, they still began with an infidelity.

    • Cee says:

      IA with you. It was way TOO obvious an affair had taken place then. Brad/Angie to me just seemed to not care who was hurt. It was classless IMO. Someone lost a husband to an affair, brad amd Angie shoulda acted better in that situation. Neither seemed to take responsibility for their actions and acted like everything was ok.

    • lira says:

      What is that TONS of HW people have done the same, and he JPs get singled out.
      What about those relationships like the ones of Julia Roberts and her camera man, Rita Wilson and Hanks,
      Loretta Young and Gable, Bogart and Bacall, Hepburn and Tracy, Bergman and Rosellini (they did get backlash), Ponti and Loren, Taylor and several husbands, A. Hepburn and W. Holden, Grace Kelly and several married men, McGraw and McQueen, Newman and his Joanne , Bruce springsteen and several wives, Nicholson and Rebeca Broussard, (he left Anjelica Houston to have babies with Rebeca), Trump and Maples, Charles and Camilla, Diana and Hewitt, Sarah Ferguson and the toe s-ucker, Hugh grant and the rpostitue (he was “forgiven”), Jennifer Lopez and several husbands and boyfriends, Ethan Hawke and the nanny, jude Law and several women, Leann and squinty, the Gosselins and bodyguard and the girlfriend, Letterman and the intern, Spielberg and several wives, James Cameron, Tori spelling and husband, Ryan Phillipe and Abbie cornish, Claire and Cudrup , Meg ryan and Rusel Crowe, Mel Gibson and his Russian wife, Bill Clinton, VAlerie Bertinelly, Farrah Fawcett and O’neal, Kate winslet an Rockandroll, Sienna miller and several married men, Madonna and alex Rodriguez, Marilyn monroe and the Kennedys, Evan Rachel wood and marilyn Manson, Shania Twain’s husband, Jesse James, T. Woods, FEderline and Spears, Many basketballers, and thera re tons more.
      Many of these behaved worse than B and A. Why single them out as the paramount of infidelity through the years?

    • Janet says:

      So did Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward, and they were happily married for 50 years. Your point is?

  79. Meanchick says:

    I’ve seen my exes after a few years and I’m like, “eeeeewwww.” C’mon now Jeniston. He is not coming back.

  80. gossplover says:

    This is Angelina’s answer to chelsea.Angelina has better things to do with her sundays she is a diplomat lol

    http://news.yahoo.com/photos/unhcr-special-envoy-jolie-meets-gerardina-71-village-photo-215555651.html
    U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) Special Envoy Angelina Jolie (C) meets with 71-year-old Gerardina in the village of Barranca Bermeja, on the banks of the San Miguel River which marks the border between Ecuador and Colombia April 22, 2012. The little village of Barranca Bermeja hosts 50 families, 60 percent of them Colombian refugees. Jolie is visiting Ecuador this weekend in her first field visit since being appointed to her new position this month.

  81. Meanchick says:

    Wait, Andre Balazs? Wasn’t he with Uma Thurman for a while? I wonder how Chelsea Hand-job ended up with him?

  82. leetruth says:

    I have nothing but disgust for this woman. Sorry – she does not deserve the title of ‘woman’ but scum for attacking children and abusing their mothers.

  83. Pls says:

    I wish Brad and Angie fine a “comedian” and tell maniston all cheating and her stupid victimhood upside down. Brad and Angei pls pls pls do it….then the girl / guy come out and say I am comedian.

  84. alw says:

    angelina gave a interview in W magazine after the birth of their twin,it was after roseann barr ranting about angelina,brad and john vogt. she was asked what did she think about the comment. she stated ‘She doesnt know me,she’s just another person with an opinion”.

  85. skuddles says:

    Gee what ironic timing…. Brangelina gets engaged, Aniston says yawn… whatevs, and now the bestie is slinging shit at Angie again. Jen, tell us again how you’re totally unaffected by the ex’s decision to remarry?

    That pic of her in the blue dress and granny boots really tells you everything you need to know about Handler – low rent and no clue.

  86. gossplover says:

    Did aniston give a damn when she homewrecked a 14 year relationship?? or when she snatched ted donovan form sandra bullock? hmmm I guess she is the angel so its all good.I find her to have the most vile and disgusting fans

  87. foozy says:

    is this the length these two dumb ass handler/aniston are willing to go to? i’m sure aniston approved all of this.

  88. Truth says:

    Chelsea is a hypocrite STFU please

  89. proth says:

    You know- from reading all these comments, given the amount shade thrown on this site to ANY celebrity, and pretty tactless things said, throwing stones at Handler is laughable.

    Truth of the matter is AJ has a reputation backed up by some evidence. Rarely have I heard another female coworker talk about AJ in a personable manner (maybe it’s because she doesn’t have many female costars, or female friends) so that doesn’t help perceptions. I don’t believe she’s not trustworthy, I just don’t think she strikes as someone who is personable/ or has close female friends (which is not the same as saying she hates women) because it sounds like she doesn’t identify with them and considers things many women talk about as frivolous. Which also doesn’t help perceptions.

    CH is a shock comedian, and talks about pretty much everyone and she’s going to take a mickey out of AJ whether you like it or not. So what? Isn’t that pretty much her schtick and many many other comedians’ schtick – take pot shots at celebrities and politicians?
    Or is it because AJ is a ‘humanitarian’ that she’s off limits?

    And somone brought up Jane Goodall – really? Are they besties or is it more a function of their work?
    It’s like saying Michelle Obama and Beyonce are bosom buddies…

    • Kiki says:

      Angelina actually DOES have close friends. Just because she feels no need to pose with them for the paps doe not mean they don’t exist.

      She has been great friends with Holly Goline for about 10 years now. Marianne Pearl, Jillian Armenante since Girl Interrupted (who goes to many of Brad and Angelina’s premiers), Gwen Stefani (went to Angelina’s ITLOBAH premier plus playdates.

      Quality is important, NOT quantity.

    • Emma says:

      I really dislike people like you (lol no offense!)…I mean that you sound like a rational individual and are calm/logical…you don’t believe in throwing out ad hominem attacks or insults on celebs, but then your writing is obviously biased. That’s the thing…your logically based but biased.

      From your tone of writing you don’t hate Jolie or anything, you just dislike her, which is totally naturally. I think sometimes we jsut dislike someone instinctively without great reason.

      But yes, Gwen Stefani and Holly Goline are two people Angie gets along great with and are actual friends. I may not personally have friends more than 4 years older than me….but when you’re the type of person Angelina is, you’re the type that gets attracted to someone for their intellect, and not becuase you can take sunbathing vacations at Cabo together. It’s why she’s friends with Amy Pascal, David Finch (they go to those vapid awards after parties together).

      Plus people who actually matter have said nothing but glowing praise for her…ie: Colin Powell defended her against claims she was using charity for fame, Clint Eastwood raved about her acting ability, Johnny Depp said he was so surprised how modest and nice she was,Zana Marjanovic absolutely adored Angelina, etc.

    • Guest says:

      nothing wrong with a comedian making fun of celebs but Handler is talking about AJ on a mag interview and shes besties with Jen…she didnt mention any other celeb but always makes shots at AJ..isnt it interesting that once she became besties with Jen she stopped making fun of her and amplified her attacks on AJ…its no longer funny anymore and going on personal..and it makes Jen looks bitter by association..its just like if Gwen Stefani started talking ish about Jen, you know that ppl will say Angie had something to do with it..have you ever seen Beyonce hanging out with friends besides Gwen and her family? I believe ppl have already listed Angies close friends she even stated in her readers digest interview that her girlfriends told her that it would take over 6 months to conceive Shiloh

    • anonymoose says:

      @proth, I agree that this weblog is comparable to Chelsea’s talk show. Both outlets call out celebrities for their egos. :-)

  90. Jordan says:

    I agree with her on the fact that Angelina is not a ‘girl’s girl’ but if she was really Jennifer’s friend, she would just keep her mouth shut about it. Angelina has never been seen with any girlfriends so there’s no surprise there.

    • Kiki says:

      You are so wrong. Never seen? with female friends????????????

      Angelina has been seen with female friends! Pictures of her & Marianne Pearl last fall in Budapest. Marianne is a classy & close friend of Angelina & Brad. Rade serbedzija wife as well.

      Gwen Stefani (premier pics, playdates), Holly Goline (LOTS of pics), Jillian Armenante ( lots as well) etc. The press may not poinnt them out, but they have been seen with Angelina throughout the years.

      You read too many tabloid and choose to ignore the fact that Angelina does have female friends. Also her friends actually have class and brains, unlike Aniston’s nasty friends.

  91. Truth says:

    people keep repeating the untruths that Angelina has no girlfriends need to think before writing this falsehood,as a fan of hers for years i have seen her with great friends marienne was with her in Africa when she gave birth to shiloh and often visits them in France.She has real friends not showbiz friends.Handler is a hypocrite who kisses aniston ‘s funky ass she is not credible anymore

  92. Truth says:

    Jane is a friend because they know each other for more than 10 years she even visited AJ at her home.They met when she was in her 20s the facts are out their but its no use because peopel are so brainwashed by tabloids

  93. Truth says:

    This is from kaiser’s old post sweet

    In the new issue of Glamour, Angelina Jolie and Marianne Pearl speak candidly about how they became friends. After reading an interview with then single-mom Jolie, Pearl sent her a note asking her if she would like to have a playdate for their two boys, aged three at the time. Angelina says she was tentative about it, as she hates talking on the phone, but that she took Pearl up on her offer and they became fast friends.

    Brad Pitt approached Pearl about making a film based on her book about her fallen journalist husband, Daniel Pearl, “A Mighty Heart.” Pitt wasn’t Jolie’s boyfriend at that point, and Pearl says it was an easy decision to go with Pitt’s production company as he was the only one who had pitched the idea and had actually read her book.

    Jolie is playing Marianne Pearl’s role in the film amidst controversy over the fact that Jolie’s skin was darkened to more closely resemble Pearl, a light-skinned woman of color. Portraying Pearl on the day she learned that her husband was murdered by kidnappers was “the hardest thing I’ve ever done,” Jolie says:

    Mariane Pearl: “One day a few years ago, I was alone in New York with Adam, still having a rough time [after Danny’s death]. I read an interview with Angie in a magazine, about her and Maddox and her life as a single mom. And I thought, this woman could be my friend…. I’d never experienced anything like that before in my life. It was something in her tone, in the answers that she gave. I felt also that Maddox and Adam [then both about three] could be good friends. So I sent her a note saying, do you want to have a playdate?”

    Angelina Jolie: “And I, on the other side of it, had been aware of you through the time that everything went down. I remember being amazed by your courage and your grace…And when I got the note, I was thrilled. Later I realized that Mariane and I are the two worst people to plan a playdate in the history of playdates.”

    Glamour: Why?

    Angelina: “Because she hates the phone as much as I do. So it almost didn’t happen! But when it finally did, I remember being really nervous, thinking, she’s such an intelligent European woman—what are we going to do together? So we went to this serious, European, existential play—it seemed like the right thing [and it was supposed to be OK for kids]. But Adam and Mad got antsy, and finally halfway through, to each other’s relief, we were both like, do you want to get out of here? And we ran out and went back to Mariane’s place…”

    Mariane: “We cooked pasta; it was actually good. And then we started talking about changing the world…”

    Angelina: “…and about all the things we were passionate about. Her instincts were right—we did have so much in common. And all the kids are great friends now. Zahara is madly in love with Adam.”

    Glamour: And was the movie a thought for either of you at that point?

    Mariane: “…I had met with Brad separately about the movie, [but] he wasn’t connected at all with Angie at that time. To be honest, I wasn’t even sure I wanted to do a movie…Everybody was using terrorism for their own political agenda at that time, and really, this is a story about Danny. But when I met Brad –well, out of all the studios, he was the only one who had actually read the book!”…

    Glamour: So Angelina, here you are, knowing Mariane, being friends with her—and then you take on this role. That must add a layer that doesn’t usually exist for an actress.

    Angelina: “Yeah, and it’s horrible. I was so nervous! I mean, it’s like you’re in a roomful of your closest friends and somebody says, “Why don’t you get up and imitate the friend to your left?” Nobody would want to do that, ever!….I had to express the worst time in her life and [in the scene where Mariane is told of Danny’s death] the moment when she received the worst information of her life. It became the worst acting day of my life — and really, the hardest thing I’ve ever done.”

  94. Linda says:

    Just because Angie wasn’t shown with gazilion friends it doesn’t mean she doesn’t have friend. I have a few very close & loyal friends. Seriously, how many times have you seen Katie H.out with her girl friends? How about Nicole Kidman? Or Halle Berry. These women have kids. Jen doesn’t have any kids. When was the last time you seen Jen with Courtney? Just because Angie wasn’t seen out with her friends it doesn’t mean she doesn’t have any. Seriously, I would rather have quality then quantity of friends. Nutjob is kissing Jen’s @ss big time. Nutjob used to make fun of Jen. Since she signed up with the same agent, Nutjob has been kissing Jen’s butt.

  95. Deann Baldwin says:

    Why are we still talking about this! You cant wreck a home if a man wants to leave that goes for either side of the equation. Takes two to tango.

  96. kira says:

    This whole “she doesn’t have friends” thing is so sexist, too. You don’t see someone saying, “Hey, where’s the male celeb’s friends?” As far as I can tell, no one criticizes Will Smith, Robert Pattinson, Channing Tatum, etc., for the same reasons? Why are women judged so harshly if they don’t have a huge gaggle of girlfriends?

    Some women only have 1 to 2 good friends, because they have many kids, marraiges, a busy job, bills, obligations, etc.

    Tacky to criticize women in this way, Chelsea.
    Not everyone can schtupp their married bosses for easy work, and then, attend Hollywood schmooze-and-booze parties.

  97. bagladey says:

    CH is using Angelina Jolie to grab media attention because I didn’t even realise CH was still alive but her public criticism of Angelina Jolie is inappropriate.

  98. lower-case deb says:

    joan rivers often make jabs at AJ too, but i don’t think she ever got the same level of hostility CH got leveled at her.

    one example is:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1mUAUhurxI

  99. jiwon says:

    Angelina will probably say this: “I don’t give a damn. Anyway, who the fuck were you??” , and then she will kick Chelsea’s ass.

  100. Dina says:

    Well the last time I checked Angeline Jolie actually took Jennifer Aniston’s husband, so yes she is a homewrecker.

    • kira says:

      And, last time I looked both Chelsea & Aniston have been in relationships that began with cheating and lying.

      Seriously, I don’t get the hypocrisy. Everyone acts like Angelina was the first person ever involved in a relationship with a nefarious start. None of the 3 are innocent little sweethearts.

    • lisa says:

      Is it factual to say she took him when he was out the door and walking down the street. LAST TIME I CHECKED Brad Pitt didn’t belong to Jennifer Aniston. He is and was a GROWN ASS MAN that wanted out.. left.. moved on before she did.. End of story.

      You were not left so chill..

    • Kiki says:

      Are you 12? She took him????? What, did she hit him over the head & drag him home with her?

      Angelina took nothing! Brad is not some toy that Aniston owned & Angelina stole.

      Brad is a grown man with a mind of his own. He CHOOSE to leave, no one stole him. He wanted to live his live and go after what he wanted, ie. Angelina & a family.

      A happy home can’t be wrecked. Their marriage was on the rocks before Angelina. He filmed Troy for months in Malta with Aniston visting for just one week.

  101. mary says:

    I do not care what she talks about Jolie.. She acts alike childish… Jennifer was her fault because she does not want BABY.. She and Jennifer should leave them alone and beautiful children…

  102. mary says:

    Chelsea Handler put soap in her mouth…..

  103. mika says:

    Chelsea Handler is the UGLIEST WOMAN EVER. Ugly inside and outside.
    She has no respect for herself as a woman so do not expect her to respect others.

  104. juju says:

    CHELSEA IS JEALOUS PERIOD !!!!!! SHE’S BEST FRIENDS WITH JENNIFER AND THEY JUST CANT GET OVER IT !! WHAT LOSERS

  105. Joan says:

    You know what the funniest part is about all of this?

    Brad never gets his name called out? Why is it Jennifer has her dogs go after Angie, but never Brad?

    Chelsea is one sick puppy and I would never want to be friends with a woman like that. All she does is drink, put down people, and smoke weed.

    No thanks.

  106. Sunlily says:

    I keep getting a frienemy vibe from CH though. Why else would you continue to bring up your prettier more successful bff’s failed relationship if you didn’t want to keep rubbing it in her face? And that is exactly what she’s doing whether that is her intention or not.

  107. Hipocricy says:

    LOL, biitCh please !

    In what universe would a woman, ANY woman would even want to be friend with a racist boozer trash talking person who has verbally abused her children among other things ?

    In what universe does that happen ? So you insults my children, you insults me and you think you could be friend with me ? LMAO !!!

    Get over yourself, i would not want to be friend with a trailer trash boozer who meets in bars girlfriends with low IQ to gossip like highshool bimbos among trunk drivers and with vodka.

    YOU wish you were Jolie’s friend, get over yourself, you are are unqualified to be a friend of any decent woman. One must be dumb or desperate for friends to be friend with a low quality individual as you are.

  108. f you says:

    really thats a nice photo of them, they are made for each other two bonds can never go wrong…i guess thats why they can’t seem to grasp the point that angelina jolie already killed the deal by waking up to pit every morning. chelsea handler is probably mad because angelina had a lot more to offer then her and jennifer combined. chelsea shouldn’t talk about children and who not good enough. the blond came out of a book that causes teens to be stupid like her. but i uess money does talk because they let that book be published. well cant beat two stupid blonds .hopefully the person around them is smarter to run when they see her…say your prayers people..they are going to need a lot to help them.

  109. ezra says:

    Proof positive Aniston hasn’t moved on.
    And what the hell is with the low cut boots paired with the blue dress?
    No one, let alone fifty year olds, should be dressing this way.
    Oh I forgot, she professes to be 30 something. Of course she is.

  110. ezra says:

    I feel Aniston and Handler are the type of women who remain forever in that high school/mean girl mentality and are resentful as hell that they are aging.
    They’ve always gotten by on their looks and now that middle age is encroaching they will be seen for the voids they truly are.

  111. Navy Blue says:

    Angelina is not a girl’s girl she is the only female star in action movies to never once give props to Sgourney Weaver for paving the way. She wants to be queen bee.

  112. Phoebe Buffay says:

    Handler maybe a drunkard, but she speaks the truth.

  113. HEIDI BIVENS says:

    Ugly People hate beautyful people.
    It was always like that and it will never change! Poor Chelsea! Shes riduculous.
    Jen is now the Homewrecker! And now that Jen bff with handler, stole Heidis Man, shes now the kind of woman you dont want to befriend ;-)
    poor ugly woman haha

  114. Rux says:

    Before Mr. & Mrs. Smith even happened there were rumors of trouble brewing between Jen and Brad. In my opinion, Brad “grew” and wanted more substance in his life then the materialism and fame. Whereas Jen spends thousands of dollars on her appearance, houses, clothes, etc. — she has not grown. Jolie does indulge in the finer things but devotes her time, fame and money to greater causes. This is the center of the Bermuda Triangle from my point of view. Brad wanted more quality in his life and Jolie exuded that; Jen did not. I do not think there was any “hanky panky” between Brad and Jolie while he was still with Jen but I am 150% convinced there was an emotional affair between them; that’s more hurtful to the “wronged” party. It is what it is and I feel everyone has moved on from this except the rest of us who revel in this drama; myself included.

  115. Chelsea Handler 4 SNL says:

    Chelsea hated her long before Jennifer came into the picture. Angelina lives on a soapbox & some people get tired of the I’m-Better-Than-God syndrome (aka the Oprah Effect).

  116. Chelsea Handler 4 SNL says:

    Chelsea hated her long before Jennifer came into the picture. Angelina lives on a soapbox and some people get tired of the I’m-Better-Than-God syndrome aka the ‘Oprah Effect’.

  117. rl says:

    As Toshie said up above & I quote “I am not invested at all in this Jolie/Aniston garbage, but really one is insanely beautiful, oscar winner and seems to have depth, the other is plain, can’t act and doesn’t seem to do anything other than faff around. If I was a bloke I know which one I would be interested in.”. Amen. JA should be smart enuff’ to realize Chelsea is well…all of the above bad comments about her & just makes JA look bad. Angelina has CLASS, humanity, and is enormously talented all on top of having a beautiful giving & caring heart. JA knows eXACtly chat CH does & is a huge part of it while letting CH take the heat. (which she deserves!) God bless Angelina for all she does for the ppl of this world. She is beautiful
    inside and out. Thank God we have her.
    If only there were more celebrities that
    do & give of themselves in all aspects as her & Brad do. Enuff’ said.