'06
Now that the sex tape rumors have been sort of quashed, the British tabs can go on to speculate about the tell-all book that K-Fed is supposedly planning. Some British rag made up the name of Britney’s second child, and now they’re saying she’s bi and begged K-Fed for threesomes and that he’s ready to tell all about it:
BRITNEY Spears’ jilted hubby Kevin Federline is to claim she is bisexual and begged him for three-in-a-bed romps.
Federline, 28, will say the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him.
The allegations will be at the centre of a bitter custody battle for their kids Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James.
A family source close to Federline said he was “prepared to reveal everything in court”.
The insider added: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally.
“She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”
Federline is furious after Britney filed for divorce two weeks ago.
The wannabe rapper — who is penning a tell-all book — will claim Britney is guilty of a string of mishaps involving Sean Preston.
There are several reasons why I don’t believe this. Britney was all “eww” when asked if she would kiss Madonna again, and she also was said to have been pissed when Jessica Simpson asked if she could kiss her pregnant stomach for a lark. It’s possible she secretly likes chicks and was being reactionary, but she married K-Fed after all. It just doesn’t add up for me.
I was also going to make some blanket statement about how only smart open-minded vixens like Angelina are bi, but then I remembered that Paris Hilton got it on with that South American VJ, so my theory is pretty much shot. Britney did take off her pants for Paris, so maybe she’s a garden-variety experimental type.
Britney was said to be incredibly upset over a K-Fed parody skit that Jimmy Kimmel did at the AMAs right before she presented. Kimmel did a dumb monologue about K-Fed and then put a lookalike in a box and made it seem like he was dumped off a dock. I can only think of a handful of exes whose lookalikes I would like to see drowned. Britney managed to pull herself together though and come on stage. Maybe she was using the gum to calm her nerves.
K-Fed is also being courted to appear on the British reality show Celebrity Big Brother. They’re offering him nearly $300,000 which sounds like an offer he won’t refuse.
Here’s Britney leaving Paris Hilton’s AMA after party. What the hell is she wearing?
Thanks to Splash News Online for these photos.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Britney Spears, Fake News, Kevin Federline, Photos, Sex
- TV Shows that outstayed their welcome [Pajiba]
- Goopy and Cameron Diaz went to a Coldplay concert [Lainey Gossip]
- The bacon milkshake! [D-Listed]
- Ashanti looks... good? [Go Fug Yourself]
- 20 great songs under 2 minutes [Fark]
- Snooki and J-Woww on notice [IDLYITW]
- Jennifer Aniston through the years [Popsugar]
- Kirsten Dunst looks so pretty here [Evil Beet]
- Mila Kunis without makeup [Celebslam]
- The awful cover letter all of Wall St. is mocking [Gawker]
Britney Spears career is over. She is over hyped. Face it, she is trailer trash that found her own level, K-Fed! She should find a career endorsing cheeto’s! Blah, I am sick of her.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I’m sure KFed would refuse a threesome with Brits and some other hot girl. Yeah right!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Exactly “go fugger”, I couldn’t agree more. However, there are multiple solutions to this riddle:
1. K-Fed is gay,
2. K-Fed suffers from erectile dysfunction and fulfilled his duty as a husband in such an unsatisfactory manner that only the presence and love of a women could make him tolerable,
3. Britney is gay but only wanted to have threesomes only with really unattractive, obese women (meaning really fat and ugly bitches) and K-Fed was for whatever reason not into that,
4. K-Fed has some kind of mental disorder by switching his own personality including his (in this case admirable) desires with Britney’s and creating by these means his own artificial reality.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Oh, this is both funny and pathetic. She had to “beg” him for threesomes? Does he really think we can be fooled into believing that crock of shit? since I don’t believe it, I don’t believe she’s bi, either. Besides, being bi would mean she is interesting and multidimensional. Ha!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Fedex is so pathetic. Now that the money has dried out..she’s a lesbian? Taking away his money was the equiviant of taking way his oxygen. Now that he’s oxygen deprived, he is dilusional.
What a loser.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
The way these morons are going the judge needs to give the kids to a family that has been trying to adopt. Britt Britt and Fed-Ex should be putting away money for the therapy those poor kids are going to need.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
This is one excellent clip! Almost erotic in a weird way!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She’s a trainwreck, the only thing that will save her career is that she really is bi, then that whole sexual identity crisis will be the in thing to do!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
AS IF !!!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
wow i really wish shes bi!! omg x)
Report this comment as spam or abuse