“No mysterious, pillowy conspiracies for Reese Witherspoon” links

No mysterious pillows for Reese Witherspoon. Also: I wouldn‘t mind having the non-maternity version of this dress. [The Blemish]
Victoria Bekcham SMILES! It‘s more of a smirk, actually. [Dlisted]
Emma Roberts & January Jones come out for Target. [Pop Sugar]
RDJ & Susan come out for Coldplay. [LaineyGossip]
Giuliani & Bill Rancic‘s first ultrasound. [Celebuzz]
John C. McGinley is insanely talented and worthy of awards. [Pajiba]
The Cracken‘s unflattering jeans. [Yeeeah]
One pastor believes you should beat the gay out of your kids. [Jezebel]
Radar says Khloe and Lamar’s marriage is in trouble. [Radar]
Miley Cyrus might get a job on The X Factor. [Evil Beet]
Is Tina Knowles trying to “shape” Blue Ivy’s little nose? [Bossip]
Ashton Kutcher is a douche. [A Socialite Life]
Jenna Fischer just made an enemy out of Beyonce. [Amy Grindhouse]
Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [INFDaily]
James Van Der Beek has kind of ugly hands. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Brad Pitt, wedding planner. [I’m Not Obsessed]
HELLO KITTY AIRLINES!!! [LimeLife]
Vanessa Minnillo‘s unflattering maternity top. [Celebslam]

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  1. brin says:

    Reese is so cute preggers!

  2. Aiobhan says:

    She looks amazing! And I also want that dress in both purple, black, and maybe peach.

    • Jen says:

      Its looks like its from Garnet Hill

      • ZenB!tch says:

        Where do you buy Garnet Hill? I have a fall 3/4 sleeve black version from INC and it’s the best dress ever – it goes from casual to dressy with the flick of an accessory.

        I think I could get it to work for maternity if I decided to do that (assuming I only gained in the tummy and boobs.)

      • telesma says:

        Garnethill.com, baby. I don’t know if the dress is actually from there, but that’s definitely the kind of thing they carry. I love their stuff, especially the Eileen Fisher line and the linens. Best ballet flats ever, too.

  3. CatJ says:

    Needs to fix her spray-tanned legs that don’t match the rest of her…

    • crtb says:

      How can you tell with that big stupid Clorox ad covering most of the picture. I hate these ads. They p1ss me off so much, I won’t buy this product!

  4. Agnes says:

    vanessa minnillo is pregnant, give her a break. i think she looks amazingly put-together for being pregnant – all i want to wear are sweats all the time, seriously.

  5. Kaboom says:

    Someone might want to 2×4 the rampant stupid out of Pastor Harris. God wills it.

  6. gee says:

    Everyone on the ‘never get an Emmy list’ is so underrated. I agree with the whole thing.

    • lucy2 says:

      That is a good list of very underrated actors. It always amazed me that Lauren Graham never got recognized for Gilmore Girls. I still hold out hope for Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson though.

  7. Jag says:

    Beyonce and JayZ need to keep Tina away from their child when she gets older. “Shaping” a baby’s nose so it doesn’t get bigger? You can’t really stop genetics. And if the grandmother is doing that now, I really worry about the bad body image she’s going to give the child as she gets older and understands that the grandmother doesn’t think she’s pretty enough. I was always told that I looked like my dad and it was awful because I wanted to look like my pretty mother. Certainly, if the child – I refuse to call her Blue – wants cosmetic surgery later in life to fix her nose like I did, more power to her. But it should be because she wants to for her own reasons – not because she’s trying to be pretty for her awful grandmother!

    • Esmom says:

      No kidding.

    • OMSS says:

      I know. I’ve seen my mother (and other women of African-Caribbean background) ‘shaping’ my sisters’ nose when they were babies! And she is in her early forties! I didn’t realise the significance behind it or why it was done until I completed my dissertation on a subject which touches on this behaviour.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      How do you “shape” a baby’s nose. I would have loved it if my mom had shaped my nose. I got my dad’s Southern European/Semitic honker!

      • OMSS says:

        @ ZenB!tch (I love your name!), LOL! I’m sure your nose is beautiful! I have a big nose similar to Rihanna’s nose! I hated it growing up because my family members would joke about how I got my Dad’s ‘big-old-nose’!

        Some African-Caribbean/African-American women (more so in the past)gently pinch their babies nose every now again from birth to prevent their babies nose from becoming too wide or broad, and possibly result in a ‘pointier’ nose. It stems from slavery. It is pretty rarely done now and it is definitely something my sisters and I will not pass down into the next generation.

  8. Samigirl says:

    Her breasts are HUGE. Jealous. She looks less than thrilled, but she’s still a beautiful woman.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      It may just be the weather that has her less than thrilled… the other 5 million of us Angelenos are less than thrilled – clouds – yuck!

  9. nancy xl says:

    her bump has a weird cave in. looks like the pillow is not fluffed up.

    • Chatcat says:

      Nancy…how many pregnancies have you had? During the 2nd trimester the belly button area does concave on many women…then in the 3rd trimester it begins to protrude as the baby grows and moves into the birth canal…this is clearly not a pillow but the physique of a truly pregnant woman. The dress looks very comfortable for out and about activities…good luck to her!

    • DreamyK says:

      Yes, it does look a bit odd but I don’t think anything is afoot because Reese has had several children before and is rather maternal in many ways. Also, she’s wearing what looks to be a heavy duty bra: those kind that keep the boobs in place tightly because it really f*ckin’ hurts when your hormone riddled pregnancy boobs jiggle.

      She’s beautiful. My pregnancies were more like Jessica Simpson’s : way out there way quick and I looked ready to give birth at 7 months.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I think its because she’s so fit that her stomach normally looks like that. She has no need to fake a pregnancy – we all know she is fertile, she has 2 kids that look like they are her kids.

      Where does one get a mid-pregnancy pillow with a belly button?

      Seriously, not a pillow.

  10. T.C. says:

    Don’t like dresses where I can see your bra and body through. She might as well be naked. If this was Rihanna everyone would be having a fit. Nothing against Reese.

    • Esmom says:

      I know. She’s all covered up yet nothing is left to the imagination. Eek. But I also bet she’s be mortified if she knew how revealing the dress was, she probably has no idea.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      If this was Rhianna, it would be intentional.

  11. Nev says:

    Hey, how come you haven’t written up anything about the new HBO series GIRLS !!!

    it’s amazingly good.

  12. Courtney says:

    @TC some thin materials like silk or satin go cheer when light hits them so Reese couldn’t help it

  13. ZenB!tch says:

    cute dress – I have the non-maternity 3/4 sleeve in black – but she has the wrong bra. I can see her nipples which means I more or less saw Naked Reese and I don’t think she meant to be seen.

    #IHateMisleadingIndoorLighting

  14. ZenB!tch says:

    I normally loathe Vanessa Minillo – why is she famous? However, I love that top on her. She looks cute pregnant.

  15. Amy says:

    “James Van Der Beek has kind of ugly hands. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]”

    Uhh….it says one of his hands was stung by a bee! Other than that, I think they look perfectly fine. He has pretty fingernails.

  16. sarahtonin says:

    Speaking of pregnant, can we talk about that pic of Lindsay Lohan from Yeeeah? That fame whore is trying to get us to think she’s been masturbating with a turkey baster with a picture of Sam stuck to it. [She probably has, actually, but anyway…] If I had a paunch or period gut, I’d wear a flattering top that day to disguise it. But she tucks hers in to show it off in the hopes it will get people speculating. Attention seeking or just too jacked up to give a f?