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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s wedding plans continue unabated, despite the fact that they should both be running away from this wedding at full speed. But come hell or high water, Jessica is getting Justin down the aisle and she will put up with any and all acts of douchebaggery to become “Mrs. Timberlake”. I tend to think the tabloids are right in this situation – the wedding will be going down this summer, probably in California.
Over the weekend, Jessica and JT threw themselves a huge engagement party. It was a cocktail party with the men in suits and the ladies in black dresses (like a funeral) except for Jessica, who wore “a leopard-print halter dress cinched at the waist with a hot pink belt and matching shoes.” Wolfgang Puck catered. Some of the guests? Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Trace Ayala, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia DeRossi and Amy Adams. An insider tells Us Weekly, “Jessica and Justin were mingling both separately and together throughout the party… Jessica seems to be very close with Justin’s friends and vice versa. You can see that they have been dating for a long time and really know each others friends and family well. The party was a fun celebration and a preview of what’s to come with the wedding.” Jessica has really won her prize, hasn’t she?
Yes, she has. In addition to becoming “Mrs. Timberlake”, Jessica also managed to get Justin to sign on to her latest film – as a songwriter and singer! Jessica will star and produce The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea this year, and Justin has signed on to compose original music for the film, and serve as music supervisor. It will be JT’s first musical work since 2009. The film shoots in the fall, lending more support to the idea of a summer wedding. Also: despite Biel’s recent trip to Italy to meet with designers, sources close to Biel are still claiming that she wants a wedding gown designed by Monique Lhuillier. The same designer who did Britney Spears’s wedding gown to Kevin Federline.
Last story: Jessica has a new interview with a French magazine, and she’s talking about how she thinks “nothing will change” once she’s a married lady. She’s probably right.
She’s played everything from a distressed publicist to a noblewoman on the big screen, and now Jessica Biel is looking at a completely new role in real life: housewife.
“To me, nothing will really change, because I’m almost never home,” the Total Recall actress, 30, tells the French magazine Gala in a translated interview. “But when I am home, I enjoy cooking.”
Some specialties she might serve up to soon-to-be husband Justin Timberlake?
“I especially love making cupcakes,” she says, while admitting that when she attempts to customize recipes, “it’s a total disaster, but I’ve also had some pleasant surprises, like recently when I managed to make zucchini fritters.”
Overall, once they tie the knot (possibly over the summer), “I don’t think our marriage will change anything,” she says. And while that may turn out not to be true, she does think “it will be a challenge finding a balance between my private life, family and work, and I’m ready.”
She also describes herself as “someone who lets things happen naturally,” saying she is not sure if she wants to have a child right away.
“For me, getting married doesn’t mean we should limit ourselves to some predefined idea. Rather, it’s an opportunity to explore new things in life, ” says Biel.
And while fans may ogle Timberlake’s good looks and hot moves, for Biel, there are three distinct qualities she finds admirable in her future husband, 31: “The ability to communicate well … to be able to express his feelings. Then, loyalty. And, finally, honesty.”
Oh for the love of God. Jessica, girl. We need to talk. No, scratch that. I’m not going to waste my breath. But it feels like “More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.” This is what she wants, and I don’t think she’s really given it much thought beyond the wedding. The simple thought of “What will Justin Timberlake be like as a husband?” is enough to give me a panic attack, and I’m not the one pledging myself to this douchebag.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake
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I love her, but the bangs from the top of her head need to go.
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Hating the bangs, too!
*laughing* douchebag is such a funny word!
Is she delusional that marriage won’t change anything? Hello why are you getting married then??? Duh.
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i don’t get it. why does she wear such nice earrings if she’s just going to hide them behind hair?
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I really don’t like her with bangs…not even a little. Maybe if they weren’t so straight and heavy. If they were wispier and longer framing her face?
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ROTFLMAO
Loyalty? Timberlake??
I almost don’t know who is the bigger douchebag here
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Honesty? Is she kidding us?? The whole world knows he cheated on her. Multiple times!
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Naive.
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Wow, she may have her issues, but that is one heck of a nice bum! Lol I wish my butt looked 1/2 that nice!
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I thought the exact same thing.
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she’s an idiot, I hope they make each other miserable.. that’s mean, but true.
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She’s absolutely right. Nothing is going to change. Justin is going to do what Justin is going to do, which is cheat on her. He’s what she wants, so congrats! You’re marrying a douchebag!
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She comes across as very naive like she has a rose colored glass view of marriage. Like its going to fine because it won’t be different and they will totally live happily ever after. Even though she does say its going to take work she comes across like it’s going be so easy.
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I think some butts are too big for some dresses.
Hey hope she and Justin are happy. I got nothing else to say. I don’t know much about them anyway.
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She has the best body in Hollywood.
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Loyalty and honesty? Does she know she is marrying Justin Timberlake? I really don’t care whether they get married, they kinda deserve each other. Justin’s star is slowly but surely falling. He is a great performer but he is mediocre at writing and making music (see his music label – there are no successes). I don’t see that his composing music for her movie as making a difference whether most people will go see it.
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I see this more as a tactic to keep him close at hand and less likely to stray. Hope it works!
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Well she’s not talented, so she had to do something to stay relevant. Fair enough. Really sad..but fair enough.
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Yeah, and she will very soon have a baby – only chance to stay relevant!
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If she doesnt want to do something “predefined” like have children after marriage; then why get married. Personally, marriage and babies is the definition of “predefined expectations”
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and On the Real; She gets in one movie maybe every two years, so howcome she is “never home” doing what Trying to audition for Natalie Portman and Anne Hathaway roles?? Girl……
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Totally. I love to cook…cupcakes? Goo d luck with the housewife thang, you’re gonna need it.
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Haha, I laughed at that too! Cooking cupcakes! Brilliant!
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Agreed!!!! Great question!!!
Exactly, what is she doing with her time? Busy doing what? It’s not making movies.
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She actually has several movies coming out and she’s filmed two movies this year one she’s actually still filming, so shes definitely getting more jobs than she has before. She will probably get more if total recall does well.
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If you’re not going to be home, honey, make sure you have your attorney on retainer because you’ll need him/her soon. I don’t understand why people get married and then never hang with their spouse (yes, I’m talking to you, Katy Perry), because your marriage WILL NOT WORK if you don’t spend time and have intimacy, not just sex, with your spouse.
I’ve been married for 25 years, and yes, we’ve had our ups and downs but we are in the house at the same time. The longest we’ve been separated is 3 weeks because I like to travel and he doesn’t.
PS That’s a leopard print?
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That picture is from the met gala.
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I hope she’s put more thought into her hair than she has her marriage. Those bangs will ruin her wedding day look no matter what else she’s wearing.
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How romantic. -_-
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I once walked past Jessica Biel…or was it a beige wall? I couldn’t honestly tell the difference.
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That movie she’ll be producing & starring in “The Devil and the deep blue sea” sounds like the title of an erotic novel Bread once… hmmmm..
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That movie she’ll be producing & starring in “The Devil and the deep blue sea” sounds like the title of an erotic novel read once… hmmmm..
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I honestly don’t know what she wants from this marriage. It doesn’t sound like a strong relationship at all.
“Monique Lhuillier. The same designer who did Britney Spears’s wedding gown to Kevin Federline.” Oh dear, let’s not saddle ML with only that claim to fame, she’s done lots of other celebrity gowns!
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It is such a joke when people make statements about what marriage or having children will be like before they are married or have children. I did it too, now I know the truth. It’s not all bad, just not the same.
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Jessica isn’t that much different than a lot of women when it comes to matters of the heart. Add into the mix that she is an actress with questionable life skills since her career began, it doesn’t surprise me at all that she looks a fool. However, it is her choice, no one is holding a gun to either of their heads, so let them get married. Of most couplings these days, this one seems to smack of PR engineering less than others. Jessica looks to be in genuine love, and as unpopular as JT is on this site, he could still have his pick of many different starlettes if he chose to. That he has returned to Jessica must say a lot about their history together. I don’t think it will last long, but I think both are going into it with the best of intentions.
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I find these 2 so boring!!!!!!!!!
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Her hair is God-awful. Seriously….if he strays (again) it will be because of that bad hair.
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YAWN…
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Her comments make me more convinced that they are both settling like we’ve together for five years so why not just do it.
Marriage does change your relationship your entering a legally binding contract and that alone changes the whole dynamic of a relationship.
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I used to like her on 7th Heaven…but that was a long time ago.
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Argh what does this girl have against looking good???? The hair color.. the bangs… the makeup – all bad. Do your freaking eyes at least so they stand out under those tragic bangs!! She could be stunning with a little effort.
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Don’t think they should go through with it. Oh well..
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Butterface.
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Could her forehead be her best face feature? Weirdly yes..
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Why is she never home? What does she do? Follow Timbersnake around?
Ugh. Jennifer Love Hewitt, meet Jessica Biel, Jessica Biel, meet Jennifer Love Hewitt. You two would be the perfect amount of desperate and delusional together. You should just get Besties 4-eva vajazzled to seal the deal.
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I do wonder if she realizes that’s not the way a dress should fit in the rear-end area?… apparently not, the way she’s showing it off.
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She has 6 films in production and 3 in pre-production. She looks pretty busy for the next few years.
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Actually, according to IMDb – Biel has 1 film in pre-production – meaning she’s not doing anything yet, 1 filming – Hitchcock, and 4 in post-production. All of them she’s plying minor to mostly insignificant supporting roles. While I understand her schedule may heat up for press time. What is she doing now? Her job is a few weeks here and there at most and high demand of 30 days of interviews leading up to a release. I stand by – what does she do?
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“Nothing will really change because I’m almost never home… and Justin is almost never faithful”.
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a little OT….her butt is way easier on the eyes than her face
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Nothing will change after getting married? Wow is she in for a reality check.
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Their relationship dynamics remind me of an American version of William and Kate. Except that Timberlake is a self-made millionaire.
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I highly doubt that her cupcakes and zucchini fritters will be enough to keep JT around for too long…..and her comment begs the question, if nothing will change, WHY GET MARRIED?
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That interview sounds like the prequel to the inevitable People cover story about their divorce. My parents do marriage counseling (and have been married almost 30 yrs in Sept) and they would scoff at anyone thinking marriage doesn’t change anything. If she doesn’t expect changes, why would they get married? She’s not ready if she believes that.
And ugh to Justin! WOW, was he such a douche in NSync? Cuz he used to be my fave!
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No, not at all. He was a lot more humble and grounded. When he found solo success, something in his demeanor seemed to have changed a little. Then he let Janet Jackson (his idol) take all the blame in a situation they were both involved in at the Superbowl. Then there’s the way he turned his back on his group…taking all of those things in considering, Jessica describing him as loyal is hard to believe.
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bangs are here.
it’s the shaggy dog look.
seriously
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How the Hell doesn’t she have a career with that body and that ASS???there are others that have made it in HW with the same lack of talent but a far worse body. How?
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Loyalty and honesty are her highest values…and she’s marrying Justin Timberlake(!??)
*screeching of the car tyres*
One has to laugh, because if you didn’t you would cry. How delusional and naive can one woman be.
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I love her since I saw “The Illusionist”, she is so beautiful. Justin Timberlake doesn’t deserve her, he is neither good looking or seems to be a good person.
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her biggest problem, IMHO, is: she has no taste. she is just a girl. she is cute looking (actually an EXCELLENT print model), and she does have a bangin’ bod. she’s a boy’s girl-outdoorsy. but she just has NO TASTE. and that is the beginning and end of her problem. that means clothing, boys, and life choices. and because of that, she is not of any interest to me. i can’t wish her the best for her marriage because she IS settling, delusional, and possibly the most relentless pursuer of the female persuasion that i’ve ever read about.
i also subscribe to the possibility that she’s lesbian, he’s at LEAST bi, and they are really uncomfortable with each other, but need each other for a cover story.
she gives the worst interviews, too. is it possible she’s an idiot? dunno, don’t care.
have a nice day, Celebitchies. you all are so much fun to read!
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Baby’s got back….
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