Lindsay Lohan’s “comeback” falters: she’s officially off the Gotti film

Last year, there was a flurry of cracked-out activity surrounding Lindsay Lohan possibly taking a part in a completely unanticipated John Gotti bio-pic. John Travolta was supposed to play the Teflon Don, and the Cracken wanted to play Victoria Gotti. Lindsay and her team of enablers “leaked” all of these stories about Victoria Gotti’s friendship with the Lohans and how Lindsay would be great in the part and CRACK COMEBACK, etc. Shortly after Lindsay crack-hustled her way into a photo op with the Gottis, she was reportedly pushed off of the project. Apparently, Dina made too many demands and Lindsay wanted more money than she’s worth, and the producers weren’t having it. But! Some other stuff happened and Lindsay was back to being loosely associated with the film, albeit in a minor role, and nothing was official.

Well, guess what? In the midst of Lindsay’s 2012 Crack Comeback, her poor publicist Steve Honig had to admit to Radar that Lindsay isn’t going to be in the Gotti movie at all:

Lindsay Lohan, in the midst of a career comeback, won’t be a part of the John Gotti biopic starring John Travolta, because her representatives were unable to reach an agreement with producers of the movie, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

LiLo is currently filming the Lifetime TV movie Liz & Dick. The movie details the rocky relationship between iconic actress Elizabeth Taylor and her on-again/off-again lover Richard Burton.

“I can confirm that Lindsay has not signed on to be a part of the John Gotti movie, nor is she in talks to join the cast,” the Mean Girl’s publicist, Steve Honig, tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “It does not look like an agreement can be made. Lindsay’s representatives and film producers were unable to come to an agreement. Lindsay has the utmost respect for Barry Levinson [the director of the movie] and the producers and hopes to work with them in the future and wishes them all the best.”

Meanwhile, as RadarOnline.com previously reported, media reports that filming of the Gotti biopic has been affected by the negative publicity John Travolta has endured over the masseur sex scandal are not true. Producers of the film and the Gotti family are fully supporting the embattled actor and filming is scheduled to begin later this year.

“The producers of the Gotti film, as well as the Gotti family, fully support John Travolta 110 percent and the allegations that have surfaced against him haven’t harmed the project in any way, shape or form,” a rep for the project told RadarOnline.com last week. “I can’t be more clear about this, this does not impact the film in any way, shape or form. Filming is scheduled to begin later this year and we will be making an announcement shortly about distribution for the movie. It’s a very exciting time and we are all looking forward to filming begining.”

Meanwhile, Lohan is working hard to put her troubles behind her and to reinvent herself as a hard working, responsible actress.

“Lindsay has a lot of very exciting projects that she is being offered and she is truly committed to getting her life back on track,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com.

[From Radar]

I hate to say this, but I think it’s probably good news for Lindsay’s career. This Gotti film seems like a hot mess, and God knows, Travolta might be radioactive by the end of the year. It’s best not to stand too close. Of course, I could just have a chuckle about this. No one but delusional Lifetime producers really want to work with Lindsay. Why would anyone, really? She shows up late and cracked out. She sucks all of the oxygen out of the room so that everything becomes about her and her crack drama, no matter what the subject. And she pays her bills by hooking. Why would anyone legitimate want her?

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  1. Eleonor says:

    No this is wrong, she got the part for Elizabeth Taylor in a lifetime movie, and not the one for Victoria Gotti???

  2. Ann1 says:

    Good. I will not see any movie she is in.

  3. Mr. Greek says:

    And to think that at one time, she really was an exceptionally engaging actress – seriously.

    Well, I for one can’t wait to watch the hot mess that her Liz Taylor Lifetime flick will surely be. I plan to stock up on Cheetos, Doritos and other junk as I savor the cheese in the bowl and on the TV screen.

  4. really says:

    At least she can look forward to playing Donatella Versace one day!

  5. Shelly says:

    I hate her crack lips. Hate. I want to punch them.

  6. Jordan says:

    Lifetime is not delusional. They’re getting exactly what they paid for…publicity. I’ve never heard so much about a damn Lifetime movie in my…well, life time. No one is expecting people to watch this crapfest for Lilo’s comeback, everyone will be watching for the laughs (unintentional ones). I wonder if it will break records for the Lifetime channel.

    • Shelly says:

      I bet it does break records. I for one will watch, because I want to see the unintentional funnies and craptastic over-acting that is sure to happen. She was a decent comedic actress at one time, but as we saw on SNL, that ship has sailed, and she hasn’t put the work in to hone her rusty acting skills. However, it will probably be no better or worse than most other Lifetime movies. They are all mostly terrible and unintentionally funny.

    • Gabby says:

      I know! Everyone keeps bitching about how stupid Lifetime is, but I think they’re stupid smart. They knew exactly what they were getting with Lohan, as is everyone who works with her in the future: after all, there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

      The only delusional one is Lohan, she genuinely thinks this is her path back to the top and that she was chosen for her ‘timeless beauty’ and ‘exceptional talent’. WRONG! You were chosen for the attention you bring, good or bad. I can’t wait for this TV movie and her acting to get ripped to shreds.

    • deep says:

      And, I WON’T watch simple for that very reason. Lifetime is hoping big time that this will bring in ratings. And, it probably will..but, if people tune in to watch this train wreck, LILO is going to think she is “back” and it will give her a career boost. Cause, you see, in her head she thinks she is a good actress. She will not realize that people are only tuning in to watch the train wreck. So, it’s kind of a catch 22. But, IMO, if people tune in or not..LILO’s time has passed. She was a child actor and she grew up..drugged up…burned up. It’s over.

      • Jordan says:

        It’s Lifetime, which means at any given time at any given day, this movie could be on. As you’re casually flipping through channels, there she will be: Lindsay in a cheap wig and orange skin, acting for her LIFE to be Elizabeth Taylor. It is futile to resist, you will have to watch. Sorry, j/k.

  7. dorothy says:

    Really? Are we surprised?

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    That’s too bad, because she’s way more suited to play Victoria Gotti than Dame Elizabeth!

    And does anyone when Fall Sweeps start? Because Lifetime is airing this cracktasticulous mess in SEPTEMBER!! :D

  9. potatopeel says:

    Anyone who sees ANY resemblance to Liz Taylor is nuts. Honestly – it borders on disrespectful to Elizabeth Taylor. My opinion.

    • OrangeBlohan says:

      Seriously, someone at Lifetime must really hate Elizabeth Taylor. When I first heard that this mess was going down, I thought it was a joke. Really, Lindsay is Liz. LOL

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I agree. I said yesterday that someone at Lifetime has an unhealthy disrespect for both Dame Elizabeth and Richard. Just look at the name of the freaking movie! (She hated being called Liz, and Richard hated being called Dick.) And then to cast Blohan as the lovely lady? (Which should never, EVER be used in the same sentence.)

      Methinks someone at Lifetime’s feeling a little passive-aggressive.

  10. Jaime says:

    Liz was drugged up and cracky too most of the time. No, Lindsay isn’t nearly the beauty that Liz was, but it might work. I’m watching this thing. I think we all are. Lifetime wins.

  11. Marjalane says:

    The picture of Lindsey withy the ciggie hanging out of her troutmouth cracked me up! She is the epitome of every trashy barfly that ever staggered into a two bit bar.

  12. Chatcat says:

    I have to be honest here…I am a Bitch (yes with a capital B)…but I am not mean. HOWEVER, in the case of this whackjob actress, it’s a shame she couldn’t have a real life role with the real life Gotti Family and then we all could speculate here on CB what was the syle and color of the cement shoes they gave her when she disappeared…hmmmm

  13. Boo says:

    The disappointing thing is that when we all tune in to watch and laugh at her, she and all her enablers will perceive/spin it as a massive success and use it for years to justify how beloved she is by all. It makes me sick, really.

    • Madisyn says:

      Boobs Akimbo
      I can’t wait! Its gonna be CRACKtastic!

      • deep says:

        Hey, I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask again. What are the orange cones? Nobody will answer that question for me. Maybe you will be nice and answer it. Thank you, :)

      • Boo says:

        deep, I know this one! Last year, Darling Lindz was in Miami doing a cracked-out photoshoot for some magazine no one ever heard of before or since. She had certain obligations with the magazine, which had paid her expenses and everything. Well, it turns out that after it was all over, the magazine published an article about how she had not met her obligations and refused to leave the hotel when it was time for her to check out. They had other stories about her delusional, entitled behavior, one of which was the story about how the reporter who wrote the article was with her in a limo when they pulled up to some hotel or hotspot, and there were orange traffic cones blocking the driveway. As the story goes, Lindsay opened the window and screamed out at the valet, “Move these cones! I’m Lindsay Lohan!” It became the battle cry for all of her non-fans who wanted to convey, in a short, pithy sentence, her entitled asshattery. And it grew! “Move that ambulance! I’m Lindsay Lohan!” “Move that baby stroller! I’m Lindsay Lohan!”

      • Bess says:

        Deep,

        Many posters use the cone user picks because Lohan famously uttered the words, “Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan.” when she was trying to get a good parking space outside of a club in Miami. she was doing some pointless photo shoot for an unknown magazine and some poor soul was trying to interview her. Blohan never actually sat down for the interview, but the reporter did get that magical quote while accompanying her to the club.

      • Madisyn says:

        Deep, I never saw your question about the ‘cones’, of course I’d answer you. The ‘cones’ are because of Blohans ‘NON interview’ with that Plum Miami magazine and the writer told us all what a CRACKed out, nitwit she was. Don’t you recall the “MOVE THAT CONE, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN” quote? Thats where the ‘cones’ come from.

        Edit: As I’m always in perpetual MOD, my comments not appearing yet, but isn’t it hilarious ALL THREE of us answered at the same time?

      • deep says:

        @Boo and Bess I LOVE IT!! How do I get my cone?? LOL!! Thanks so much for explaining the cones to me. :) I see your comment now Madisyn..So now, thanks Boo, Bess AND Madisyn. :)

      • Madisyn says:

        Deep, you should have been around several months ago, about 8 of us had ‘cone’ avi’s. Belle, Green Eyes, Danielle, several of us had them, it appears I’m one of the few who kept it. LOL

      • deep says:

        @Madisyn..well..how do you get one now? I want one. I think it’s great! :)

    • deep says:

      @Boobs…you are exactly right..I just posted a comment on a post earlier stating the exact same thing. People will tune in to watch the train wreck and LILO will think she is BACK and everybody loves her, because of the high ratings. She will be clueless re the fact that people love to rubberneck. Totally clueless. That’s why I’m not watching it. At least not the premier. Believe you me..they will show this thing over and over again. It’ll be on the loop.

  14. Izzy says:

    Geez-uz. Did anyone else scream in horror when they first laid eyes on that top photo? Or am I the only weak-kneed one here? (Which would not bode well for my plans to see Prometheus this weekend…)

  15. Jayna says:

    She was perfect for this role. She wouldn’t even have to act.

  16. dorothy says:

    The cigarette picture….classic Lohan. That’s the mark of a true lady.

  17. Madisyn says:

    “Her representatives were unable to reach an agreement”

    Translation: ‘MOMMY’ demanded 1 MILLION for a CAMEO!

    • deep says:

      Well, at the time they were talking about her being in the Gotti movie, the John T saga hadn’t hit yet. And, LILO would have been playing with the big boys. And, I am sure they put a stop to that real quick. But, now that it seems Johnny boy is going down..who knows. no pun intended. :)

  18. A-Rod says:

    I love “We couldn’t come to an agreement”. Yeah, right! They wanted her to agree not to be a filler faced crack monster f’ up and she wouldn’t agree!

  19. tmbg says:

    Could we please stick her into a Soyuz capsule and send her sailing off to the Horsehead Nebula or something really, really far away?

  20. deep says:

    Okay…I’m going to hold my nose and say something nice..just this once, so everybody bear with me. If I was Lindsay’s manager first thing I would do is take her away for about a year. Get her straight!! And, keep her away from plastic surgeons. Oh and ditch the weave….Then, I would have a talk with Torantino (sp) and ask him to write a supporting role for LILO in one of his films. He is really edgy and I think as far as a come back is concerned that is exactly what she needs. And, I think it could work. Then, I would look at Indie films that were quirky..that would work as well. I think that genre is a perfect starting place if Lindsay is really serious about being an adult actress. I think it could work. Call me Dina. Ha! Just a thought.

    • G says:

      I’m sure she’s gotten this advice from everyone in Hollywood. She just thinks she’s above it.

    • Annie says:

      This is exactly what I think too. If she’s serious about a real comback and potential Oscar bait type roles she needs to
      1)Get out of the public eye for a while and get her health/body sorted out. She needs to be away for long enough for the public to start forgetting about nasty trainwreck Lindsay but not totally forget her – say around 18 months.

      2)Go for some dark, edgy supporting character roles, like Tarantino has, or a lot of indie films as you mentioned. These roles aren’t really glamerous but they do really show off acting chops and would help her to start building her adult cv. She should forget “glamour” roles for now – that ship sailed a few years back. This Elizabeth role I feel will only cause her to furthur lose credibility in the industry.

      • deep says:

        I couldn’t agree more! This Elizabeth Taylor role is just going to make people laugh at her more. And, it is just soooo budget. And, she is just not suited for the character. You would think that her team would know that this is a bad move. It only makes her look desperate and cheesy. Cause that is exactly what this lil movie with her as the star is going to be. Budget and cheesy. I think it’s the worst career move she could have made. After this..IMO it will totally be over for her.

      • Annie says:

        The trouble is Lindsay keeps trying to do all these “America’s Darling” type roles which she is simply laughably unsuited for.

        I don’t even mean this as an insult – many famous successful actors out there would also be totally miscast in these types of parts. Not everyone can be Anne Hathaway or Natalie Portman. This would likely have held true for Lindsay as an adult even without all the drugs, bad rep etc.

        Nobody can imagine Lindsay as Elizabeth Taylor or Marilyn Monroe in a million years and that is why they laugh at her. Now imagine Lindsay in a low budget but creatively written horror flick – something that could be the next Blair Witch. Now that I actually *can* imagine. Lifetime is a terrible move – totally shitty lame scripts and it’s not even a real movie. It will bring her some more bad publicity and that.is.it.

        btw I actually thought she was good in Machete, even though her part was tiny.

    • Beatriz says:

      I think it was Perez Hilton who told her exactly that. She had a meeting at his place asking him what she could do pr-wise to salvage her career and first thing he told her was that she had to disappear for a while, no photo ops or anything. Next thing she had to do was to stop partying (=doing drugs, drinking). She refused to do that, I guess because at this point she’s just as addicted to the fame/attention as illegal substances. It just amazes me how deluded she is.

    • Bess says:

      I doubt Dina can allow Blohan to take 18 months off to sort herself out & stay under the radar. There are bills to pay. If LL doesn’t work, Dina doesn’t get paid.

    • Bess says:

      I doubt Dina can allow Blohan to take 18 months off to sort herself out & stay under the radar. There are bills to pay. If LL doesn’t work, who’s going to make money for Dina’s?

  21. G says:

    Question? Is Liz and Dick destined to become a camp classic?

  22. gg says:

    Elizabeth Taylor NEVER wore her hair long like that. Looks ridiculous.

  23. Aries says:

    She really needs a break from the cigs, spray tans, and the caked on makeup. She looks like she’s 100 years old. Pale skin shows flaws easily, so you have to take extra good care of it. She clearly doesn’t give a fuck.

  24. Madisyn says:

    Check out that top pic. Only those ‘LOflyinguddersHAN’ can claim top prize.

  25. Madisyn says:

    Wheres my TWIN? Isn’t it ‘time’ to open up the ‘pool’?

  26. Love says:

    Her mom doesn’t know how to be a manager , she alone has helped ruin LILO s career by making sooo many demands that no one wants to hire her on that virtue alone , then add the fact that LILO is a cracked out laughing stock and you get they she’s turned into a hooker

  27. Beatriz says:

    “But! Some other stuff happened (beej?) ”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

  28. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I’m so torn. I want this train wreck but I don’t want to support this level of stupidity. Torn Torn Torn.

    • deep says:

      Then do what I plan on doing..don’t watch the premier! That’s where the big ratings that Lifetime wants will come in. And, that’s the time that LILO will think she has made her BIG COMEBACK on this silly lil movie with her ridiculously being cast in the lead role. Just wait until it runs again..then the ratings won’t matter. not as much anyway.

  29. G says:

    It’s being reported she crashed her Porsche on PCH in a collision with a semi and is in hospital with non life threatening injuries.

  30. AAA says:

    She was just in a bad car accident. Not a joke.

    • deep says:

      She is fine and already back on the set…totaled her rented porsche. That girl needs to learn how to drive. But, in all seriousness I am glad she isn’t hurt. I mean talking about her bad acting is one thing..but, I truly wish her well. As in I don’t want her to die. My gosh..now I feel all guilty about talking about her. Maybe I should take my guilt as a sign to stop.

  31. brin says:

    Breaking news: Lindsay was in a car accident. She slammed into a semi but said it wasn’t her fault (right). TMZ said she is at the hospital but she seems to be ok.

  32. G says:

    Move that Semi! I’m Lindsay Lohan!

  33. Jack says:

    I’m curious if Lifetime was able to obtain completion insurance for this movie. It looks like they’re going to need it. I’m also curious how a car that can stop on a dime couldn’t miss a semi (she definitely hit it square, there was no side-swiping involved.

  34. jesstar says:

    Damn, I called this yesterday, but she got me on the over/under. I wrote it would be this weekend, but she didn’t even make it that long. She must really hate herself to constantly eff up her life like this.

    • polk8dot says:

      Oh, but you see that is what a NORMAL person would feel like.
      She is ‘Lindsay Lohan, damn it!’.
      She is perfectly trained in the arts of DELUSION, DENIAL, and RAGING NARCISSISM.

      Cracken only feels one shade of emotions, the mirror images of the public’s opinions, reflected thru her rotten soul – constant unjustified persecution and everyone being out to get her; blinding jealousy of everyone who is not in her’light-path’; unbridled hatefulness and spite of those who can’t fathom ‘the magnitude and unmatched range of her talent’ (bwahaha).
      With an outlook like that, you go thru life if not happy and content, then at least not unhappy or disappointed.
      In her sick, warped mind she is the ‘biggest star of them all’ and her narcissism is what lets her get up every day, wipe the slate clean and pretend she has no clue what happened last night (I mean, that AND willful dementia, clearly). To her, those are all insignificant- even a car crash, even an injury to someone else. ALL that matters is that she, the Cracken, FEELS LIKE SHE IS ON TOP, and that wishful thinking will make it so…
      Oh, the vagaries of a drug-addled brain! When she wakes up each afternoon (hehe) she does not see the decrepit body and rotten soul! She sees the second coming of her idol, Marilyn Mon…er,…. Elizabeth Tayl….er,…AnaNicole Smith…??? But for sure she does not see what we do – that she’s the second coming of a Donatella Versace and a Victoria Gotti put together.
      If she did – nobody sane could handle such realizaton. But she will never see that – in her reality she is ‘Lindsay Lohan’, and it is we who should hate ourselves for not ‘understanding her’, not ‘giving her any chances’, not ‘accepting on faith all her spin and lies’. It is ALL OUR FAULT!!! (also, the orange cones’, and the semis’).
      It’s amazing how the mantra of ‘poor, pitiful me’ can help you just glide thru life….
      She’s a fu@king looser, a dumb b!tch and a nasty skank with delusions of grandure. It’s always a PEST like her that refuses to f-ing go away and die…..but here’s hoping…

  35. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Did you see the pix of her crash? She had a passenger!

  36. Newtsgal says:

    “Move that semi….I’m lindsay…ut-oh”
    ****Sounds of tires, followed by a crash***
    “Hello Steve, tell em it aint my fault….again”

  37. Madisyn says:

    Hey Brin, hows it hangin Girl?

  38. the original bellaluna says:

    All right Ladies, let’s bust out the Shots of Delusion, cracktinis, and my vodka melon balls (natch)!

    It won’t matter if they drug test her, because she refused the ambulance. If the responding officers had a lick of sense, they’d have put her in it at gunpoint! Remember how she got off on the “they’re not my coke pants” excuse because of contaminated chain of evidence?

    Yeah, well…

  39. Bess says:

    Guys, I have a sinking feeling that the Cracken is going to dodge this bullet.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Well, Bess, my friend, she’s been so successful dodging them in the past, I don’t see how she wouldn’t.

      Unless rear-ending a semi and putting her passenger in the hospital while speeding on the PCH is considered an “informal probation” violation. (Which, considering the amount of sh!t she’s already gotten away with, I doubt.)

      Party for LA County’s legal system tonight! The beejs are on Linnocent! :P

  40. Newtsgal says:

    ****waves****
    Hey Bella, Madisyn,
    Let the crack fun begin!
    Left brain is @ work and I’m ready to party!
    Bella- I’ll have a few balls please!

  41. Alice says:

    Can we give McCracken a break? at one time she was a great actress, and that actress still breathes beneath those smoke filled lungs.

  42. Newtsgal says:

    Looks like the Cracken will have to
    (A) Call up Uncle Terry….for some pics
    (B) Get her old room back
    (C) Breakout the ol’ kneepads
    (D) Call her client list
    Cuz, ol girl is gonna need some moola to payoff her assistant and her medical bills too.
    Oh it’s going to be a great summer!

  43. Gabriella says:

    I don’t know… Lilo’s been wasted for so long and she’s never been envolved on a car crash. Now that she’s promoting Liz & Dick and trying to clean her indispliscent actress image, what would be more dramatic than being envolved on an accident that totals you conveniently rented car, leaves not a single scratch and gets people to applaud you for going to work after it all. I don’t know, it’s all too.. too… suspicious to me!

  44. erika says:

    OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

    HOLY SSSSSSSS***TBALLS Batlady!!!

    lilo in a car crash! omg! i was on perez hilton and supposedly it’s NOT HER FAULT.

    I repeat IT’S NOT HER FAULT!

    i guess an 18 wheeler cut her off? both her and her asst., bleeding and bruised but OK (I will not rip on her for this, I’m glad this wasn’t fatal as there was another person in the car too)

    I don’t want to lose Lilo….

    I don’t, if I do….what will my life become? What will Celebitchy do?

    Think about it guys…this is serious. If Lilo is out of our life…..???

    Is her life divine or what? she just…can’t….go…one….day…without a major drama storm. It’s eeerieee….paranormal???

  45. Madisyn says:

    Hey JC, got you message on tmz. You’re an ANGEL! Thanks sweetheart.

  46. really says:

    TMZ is running a hilarious photo of her right now in the car crash/she’s fine story.

    It’s a close up of her laughing, and she looks like post plastic-surgery Michael Jackson!

    I hope that Celebitchy can publish it.

  47. kitty bye says:

    Ok so…. Whom would we cast as Elizabeth? to do the classic beauty with curves justice?

  48. the original bellaluna says:

    Qu’elle surprise! The truck driver is on TMZ claiming Linnocent tried to flee the scene and her “people” offered him money for his silence.

  49. deep says:

    Just a lil story on TMZ re LILO’s “accident”. Gee, wonder what was in that bag???
    The guy driving the giant truck that got rear ended by Lindsay Lohan Friday tells TMZ … LiLo was trying to flee the scene and when he tried to stop her … her people tried to buy his silence.

    Lindsay was driving on the PCH yesterday when she collided with a semi-truck driven by James (we’re leaving out his last name). Lohan was trailed by a Cadillac Escalade (which James refers to as a limousine) … driving by someone connected with her Lifetime movie.

    James tells TMZ after the accident, he called 911 as Lindsay and her male assistant got out of the Porsche and into the Escalade. James says the assistant picked up a pink bag, “filled it up with something” and then put clothes on top of it.

    James claims the driver of the Escalade was trying to keep him away from the SUV. James says he wanted to exchange info with Lindsay (whom he did not recognize) but it was apparent to him she was about to flee the scene.

    James says the Escalade driver offered him money, saying they could “go to the bank” and withdraw some cash.

    James says the Escalade driver and Lindsay’s assistant put on a full court press: “Him and the guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn’t want to be in the media. But I’d already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, ‘Don’t mention the bag to the cops.’”

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Probably her 8 balls of “Sea Jasper” and the prescription drugs she doesn’t prescriptions for and the iced bottle of vodka she didn’t have time to drink because she was late to work, speeding down the PCH on a Friday afternoon.

  50. Bess says:

    The male assistant’s name is Gavin Doyle. He was w/ Blohan during the sea jasper incident.

    I hope James told the cops about the pink bag.

  51. Bess says:

    The male assistant’s name is Gavin Doyle. He was w/ Blohan during the sea jasper incident.
    I hope James told the cops about the pink bag.

  52. Bess says:

    The male assistant’s name is Gavin Doyle. He was w/ Blohan during the sea jasper incident. I hope James told the cops about the pink bag.

  53. labyrinth says:

    Usual denial and lying bullshite from the Lohans:
    “The truck cut me off”. Linnocent tweets “that it wasn’t her driving it was her assistant Gavin”. This has already been disproven by witness testament, the 911 call, and blood on the drivers side of the vehicle. Um how much does it take for the law to withdraw her license and revoke her parole? Does the shotgun passenger need to lose a limb or their life? Sheesh, I’m glad I don’t live there.

  54. labyrinth says:

    Can anyone tell me if legally, if your blood test shows opiates/and or stimulants that would register with ‘legal prescriptions” to explain levels in blood analysis? And hence it’s a pass? I would imagine it is easy in Hollywood to get the high or low you need on prescription and hence avoid prosecution for illegal narcotics?

    • polk8dot says:

      @ ‘Can anyone tell me if legally, if your blood test shows opiates/and or stimulants that would register with ‘legal prescriptions” to explain levels in blood analysis? And hence it’s a pass? I would imagine it is easy in Hollywood to get the high or low you need on prescription and hence avoid prosecution for illegal narcotics? ‘

      The blood test would not show the levels of the drugs – Rx or not. You need a urine test for that.
      In CA (as probably anywhere else) it does not matter if you’re driving under the influence of alcohol, illegal drugs, or Rx drugs that you actually have a valid condition for. Being impaired on Rx meds, even if they are your standard treatment, is still ‘being impaired’. Therefore it is not excusable under the law, and constitutes the same offence as driving high on illegal drugs or drunk.
      I’ve been taking very strong pain killers for over 12 yrs. now, including Morphine, and both my doctor and my attorney told me that it is not advisable for me to drive, because if I were stopped on a random ‘sobriety checkpoint’ or were in a car crash and had to be tested, the results would come back as ‘under the influence’. Claiming that those would be only my Rx meds I can’t function without would do nothing to excuse me. You are not supposed to drive while on them, period. You do at your own risk.

  55. Candyland says:

    Yah can’t be officially “off” if you weren’t ever officially “on.”

    It’s cooler to play Liz then some mobster wife. Thought Lifetime would try to make Lohan look more like Liz. Prostetic face or something.