Obviously, these are new photos of Lindsay Lohan in LA, filming Liz & Dick. She’s “in character” can’t you tell? She’s in character because she has DARK HAIR. Just like Elizabeth Taylor!! Nothing else is like Elizabeth, though. And is it just me, or can you see Lindsay’s crack-face in these blurry photos? Like, the first thing you see are her ridiculous lips (pursed into a smug little smile) and her huge cheeks. As for that fur coat… I hope it’s fake. Real or fake, it’s totally going home with Lindsay (if it hasn’t already). She’s probably already wiped out a chunk of the wardrobe department.
Anyway, remember how Lindsay crashed her Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway? Remember how she tried to pay off the other driver? Remember how she blamed the other driver, then she blamed the brakes, then she lied to the cops about being the one driving? Remember the mysterious pink bag and the water bottle full of vodka? Yeah. Radar’s sources say that the investigation has led back to Lindsay being the source of everything to do with the accident:
The investigation into what caused Lindsay Lohan to crash into a truck on Pacific Coast Highway is winding down, and the contributing factor to the accident was the fact that the embattled actress was speeding, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, Lohan, 25, rear ended the dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway on Friday, June 8. The Porsche, driven by Lindsay, was totaled and the accident sent the Mean Girls star and her assistant to the emergency room. Both were later released and miraculously didn’t suffer serious injuries.
A source close to the situation tells us, “The investigation is almost complete, and Lindsay was speeding in the moments before the accident. She was probably going ten miles over the posted speed limit, which would have been around fifty miles per hour. There were no skid marks, which indicate that Lindsay was indeed speeding and didn’t have time to even hit the brakes before she crashed into the truck. Lindsay is truly lucky to be alive, and that no one else got seriously injured. Lindsay could be cited by the Santa Monica Police Department for causing the accident, but it doesn’t seem very likely. The police report and investigation findings will be turned over to Lindsay and the trucker, James Johnson’s respective insurance companies. Lindsay’s Porsche was totaled in the accident and was a complete loss.”
Media reports circulated earlier this week that cops found a plastic bottle containing alcohol in the trunk of the car, however, Sergeant Richard Lewis of the Santa Monica Police Department told RadarOnlline.com, “There was no container retrieved from the vehicle. There was a container found in the debris by the side of the road but that doesn’t mean it came from the car.”
“Cited by the Santa Monica Police Department” = A friendly pat on the firecrotch. EVERY law enforcement agency stopped giving a crap about Lindsay Lohan approximately two years ago. She can literally do anything she want with no legal consequences. I guess the state of California figures it’s cheaper to simply ignore her and fail to prosecute her than actually hold this crackhead accountable for anything. Did you even notice – there were no skid marks? She was speeding and not paying a bit of attention and she was TOO CRACKED OUT to even hit the brakes. She’s going to kill someone at some point.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
- Friends reunion on Ellen [Popsugar]
- Lindsey Vonn watches Tigers kids [Lainey Gossip]
- George Michael fell out of a car going 70mph [D-Listed]
- Real Housewives of Orange County recap [Reality Tea]
- New Man of Steel trailer [Pajiba]
- Jared Padalecki’s hot bod [Buzzfeed]
- Doctors confirm Taylor Swift’s new boobs [Evil Beet]
- Catherine Zeta-Jones finished treatment [CDAN]
- Anna Paquin hates the paps [Celebslam]
- Lance Armstrong is gross [The Blemish]
- What is Barbara Palvin wearing? [Moe Jackson]
- This is Petra Nemcova? [SVC]