In case you missed it on this week’s Us Weekly cover, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston were “pap’d” while vacationing in Capri last week. Us Weekly and a few other publications bought the photos – you can see one of them here at Us Weekly online, and the print edition has even more photos of Justin shirtless and Jennifer in a bikini. I’ll admit, both of them have great bodies. But the whole Us Weekly piece definitely has the feel of a PR plant, which OF COURSE Aniston would never do, of course. That’s why the piece is full of descriptions like “his sexy six-pack abs” and “Theroux’s stealthily chiseled body.” They were photographed on a yacht where Justin sunbathed but didn’t swim… is that weird? Because if I’m getting into a swimsuit, I’m going swimming. I don’t understand any other way. In addition to the photos, Star Magazine (who has previously claimed that JustJen are close to O-V-E-R) says that JustJen’s European vacation brought the spark back to their relationship. Because they boned in the middle of an Italian grotto. Or something.
After their sexy rendezvous in Paris and then a romp through Rome, Jennifer and Justin peeled off to the steamy Italian island of Capri. A bikini-clad Jen, 43, and her hunky beau, 40, were spotted cavorting aboard a yacht there, sunbathing intimately close to one another and snapping pictures in their skimpy swimwear.
The couple’s European escape – which was prompted by a need to reignite the passion in their relationship following fights over where to live, whether to start a family and Justin’s friendliness with his ex – turned into a nonstop lovefest.
In Paris, “Jen and Justin stayed holed up in their suite for two days, doing nothering but making love,” an insider reveals. And in Capri “they took a private tour to the famed Blue Grotto and asked their guide to give them some private time… After Jen and Justin disappeared, the guides heard suspicious sounds and yelled, ‘Everything OK in there?’”
Seems like the duo are hot and heavy again! Says a friend: “Jen is gushing that sex saved her relationship with Justin.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
I had to look up The Blue Grotto. It’s totally beautiful. I’m not sure if I want to have sex there, but whatever. I’m glad that JustJen are still making it work.
There’s also some weird news about Aniston maintaining a friendship with one of Brad Pitt’s buddies – TMZ has photos of George Clooney and Stacy Keibler sharing a private plane with Jennifer and Justin last week. You can see the pics here. The day after that plane ride, Clooney met Pitt for a boozy boy’s night in London. I don’t know what it all means, I’m just passing on the information. I would imagine that Stacy and Jennifer would get along really well. I imagine they spent the whole flight talking about dogs and workouts while Justin and George tried to out-pretentious each other. Tell me I’m wrong.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
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