Scarlett Johansson must have dumped Nate Naylor, now she’s with a random beefcake

These photos are cracking me up for several different reasons. First of all, Scarlett Johansson is on another glorious beach vacation – she’s like the new Jennifer Aniston, I guess. ScarJo’s last vacay was in February, and she spent most of the time wandering around Mexico in bikini while her boyfriend Nate “The Most Beautiful Man” Naylor looked boring and curmudgeon-y. So what’s so funny about these pics of ScarJo on vacation on a yacht in the Taormina Sea (off the Italian coast)? Well, for one thing, ScarJo isn’t with Nate Naylor. Did she finally have enough of that hipster famewhore? Perhaps. Radar still claims that Scarlett and Nate were over in late February, and that’s when Scarlett went on a “date” with Bradley Cooper…? But the dude in these photos isn’t B-Coop. It’s some unknown beefcake who doesn’t even have the media training to A) NOT point at the paparazzi like an eager beaver and B) NOT look like he won some kind of boob-lottery by getting to spend this much time in close proximity to ScarJo’s rack. So… I guess Scarlett has a new boyfriend. This one doesn’t look like a keeper, though. We’ll see.

Also: Scarlett’s lost weight, right? When she’s all stretched out, she looks really small.

In other ScarJo news, you know how they’re making a sequel to the wildly successful Avengers? It’s a franchise now! And Scarlett is apparently asking for the BIG paycheck to do the next film. The New York Post reports that Scarlett might get $20 million to play Black Widow in the sequel. Of course, this mess originates in the British tabloids, I think – which means it’s probably not all true. I would imagine Scarlett is looking for a big payday for the sequel, but I don’t know if she or her people think she’s worth $20 million for what amounts to a supporting part with extra jiggle.

UPDATE: ScarJo’s rep says this dude is her bodyguard. Sure. I don’t know why that’s supposed to be read as some kind of denial, though. It’s possible he’s her bodyguard AND her lover.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Joanna says:

    i think she looks better with more meat on her bones

    • Liv says:

      She lost weight – I hope not because of the backlash she got last time when she was in Hawaii!

  2. Len says:

    He looks so eighties

    • Jackie O says:

      exactly. hello 1985.

    • Bayarealife says:

      Lmao, he truly does!! I really don’t think she’s dating this guy. He looks like an 80s love interest on a budget sitcom that gets 2 lines at the front door and is never seen again.

    • Lilalis says:

      First thing that came to my mind was ‘David Hasselhoff’ 🙂

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      Yeah, I am pretty sure he sprayed Sun-in right before going out.

      How did she get rid of cellulite? Thought it was impossible.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Super-80s. It’s the feathered hair-style.

      http://www.liketotally80s.com/80s-yearbook-pictures.html

      But yeah-he’s gross. I hope he’s not her new 1980s dong.

    • carrie says:

      +1

    • JessSaysNo says:

      Yesss. I just posted that before I read this! So eighties…the hair, the posing, the swimsuit. EIGHTIES!

    • AlsSnarking says:

      Ha! Agreed! By far the funniest description has come from MK at Dlisted… “Dude is like late 80s Charlie Sheen meets Jose Canseco’s hair part meets Baywatch Nights-era The Hoff meets the sunglasses section of a Florida gas station circa 1989…Don’t even get me started about how hot he looks when he makes a call on his brick cell phone.” Amazing.

    • Ej says:

      YES!

  3. Cess says:

    I don’t think this is scarlett johansson…

  4. someone says:

    I’m sorry but what was the point of her role in Avengers besides…uh, boobs? like she doesn’t even have a power.

    • Chordy says:

      I would say her main power is her intelligence. She’s a brilliant interrogator and uses her brain to fight smart. Neither she nor Hawkeye have super powers, they’re agents who rule at being agents.

  5. Kim1 says:

    That’s her bodyguard

  6. storyteller says:

    Let’s hope she has indeed dumped Nate whatshisname. Sorry but that guy looked like a complete and total douchebag. This beefcake isn’t much better though.

  7. ella says:

    Dlisted says it’s her bodyguard.

  8. samira677 says:

    If he’s a bodyguard it seems weird that he’s having more fun than protecting Scarlett. He looks like a gigolo, really cheesy.

  9. nettie says:

    He needs a gold chain to complete the look!

  10. Dana M says:

    Her bodyguard with benefits.

  11. Julie says:

    why is that guy pointing at me?

  12. alonsyalonso1 says:

    1) Baywatch called: They would like their extra back

    2) Does her work warrant $20 million? That’s an obscene amount of money

  13. Jill says:

    He kind of looks like Josh Brolin from that far away in the last pic. I know it’s not him.

  14. serena says:

    Ew why does she go for old, scruffy tanned men?

    In one of the photos it even seems like he got boobs. LOL
    you can do so much better Scarlett!

  15. Mia 4S says:

    Her “bodyguard” huh? Well alrighty then. She’s not getting $20million. Marvel had a contract already for Avengers 2 with everyone except RDJ. She will get a raise sure, but Marvel will be more concerned that RDJ gets what he wants. She would also be nuts to push for too much, Edward Norton was the star of his own movie and Marvel dumped him; which then worked out incredibly well!

  16. Jaime says:

    Um, Ryan Reynolds is winning? This guy looks like my uncle Robbie circa 1992.

  17. AnnieN says:

    Argh I think she’s highly overrated. She sucks as an action star, they should have gotten someone better like Mila J. or Kate B. for her part.

  18. Tiffin says:

    Himbo.

    He looks like all his birthdays have come together.
    She looks disinterested.

  19. Chatcat says:

    First, I hate a man in a Speedo…especially when he dug it out of his undie drawer dating back to 1981. God this dude reminds me of some of the bad club scenes I lived in the 80’s during and after college. Ewwwww.

    Second, I don’t get ScarJo, not at all. She can’t act, she is attractive but not stunning, and in her interviews she doesn’t seem to offer a lot of personality or above average intelligence. If I had to think of something, men are attracted because she does the little girl lost thing.

    Third, if they pay her 20 mil dollas for a set of boobs, mine can beat hers and I’ll do for far less…and I can probably act better then she does. I am certainly funnier and wittier, can carry an intelligent conversation, and as previously mentioned have a bigger rack and look good in black.

  20. cody says:

    According to Gossip Cop that is her bodyguard and he is not stroking her body, but his blackberry – Really that is what they said. I need to get me a bodyguard like that and sunbathe with him.

  21. Dibba says:

    Who’s the third wheel?

  22. Jaime says:

    Well, the shots are from so far away that the depth perception and perspective could be way off. They could be sitting a foot apart and it looks like they’re right on top of each other.

  23. thinkaboutit says:

    Eww his boob looks like it has a two-inch opening instead of a nipple in the second to last photo. Trick of the lens but still…gagging on my chai latte!

    • Mich says:

      I noticed that too! Ick. Who cares if it was a trick of the lens, the image has now burned itself on my retinas.

  24. FireNgin says:

    It does appear as though they are on the same towel. I would not like to share a towel, fearing the baby oil he has certainly slathered on himself would wipe off on me!

  25. Jenna says:

    Mkay, first off…this chick is NOT worth the reported $20 million she could get for her role; I get actors sharing in the wealth of the movie’s success but…come on! And two, eww. He has total MOOBS in that second to last pic. Yikes!

  26. miriam says:

    I think Scarlett looking gorgeous there. She has lost a little weight and looks more toned, but I do hope she doesn’t start shrinking down. She’s one of the few normal sized women her age working in Hollywood at the moment, curves are a good thing!

  27. Viv says:

    I adore that he is in speedos pointing at the tele-lens paparazzi, like F-U! He looks like a dude who would lose the speedo and moon them if necessary. She SHOULD get a boyfriend like that.

  28. paola says:

    Taormina is a very very beautiful small city in Sicily, Italy.

  29. JessSaysNo says:

    He’s way too 80’s to be dating Scarjo…

  30. cornelia says:

    he looks like Kevin Bacon

  31. k says:

    Her bodyguard? Looks exactly like the evil nemesis rape lawyer on The Closer.

  32. Lotta says:

    I read that she was there for work. It’s something to do with representing Dolce and Gabbana.

  33. ShanKat says:

    Glen Frey! Get your dong off ScarJo’s leg!

    • Jeanette says:

      ROFL…it is pokin out there..looks like he is REEEEAAALLLY enjoying his job..

  34. Joey says:

    Why do you need a bodyguard to lay next to you on a yacht out at sea?

  35. Lily says:

    That guy is cracking me up.

    Did anyone else think that girl on the left was Nina Dobrev at first glance?

  36. janet says:

    Cottage cheese thighs. Not attractive.

  37. Jill says:

    Ewww is that her father?

    He’s got man boobs.

  38. sarahtonin says:

    Ewww! Just ewww! She’s one of the most beautiful women in the world and she’s letting a bouncer maul her? Standards girl!

  39. lady_luck says:

    Oh look at that body language!! It may be her bodyguard, but no doubt he is ALSO her lover!!!

    And we’ll all know Scarlett has no problem putting out to all kinds of strange 😉

    She has definitely lost weight too. Quite a bit.

  40. Kristin says:

    I still say she should be banging Jeremy Renner.

  41. A. says:

    I really don’t get the whole ScarJo thing; she’s an average actress (and that’s generous)…sure, she’s a nice looking woman but she’s not THAT goodlooking. 20 million?!…for what????. If ScarJo was the star and OPENED the film and it made a shitload of cash (you know, the way Jennifer Lawrence did with The Hunger Games?) then, yeah, I guess I could understand a 20 million dollar raise.

    • babeth says:

      Jennifer Lawrence did not make Hunger Games a big box-office hit, it’s the Hunger Games that made her earn big bucks and attention. The book is a best-seller, with a “good for movie” storyline, it has more than enough legs to earn tons of money regardless of who the cast are.