This is just an FYI: THIS is what Ralph Fiennes looks like these days. Dear GOD. Ralph was photographed in Pula Pula, Croatia, where he was attending a film festival and premiering his directorial debut, Coriolanus. Which I think came out in most countries last year, if I’m remembering correctly. It doesn’t really matter, because THIS is what he looks like now. He looks like – and I’m really sorry if some of you are offended by this stereotype – my idea of an Cold War communist “intellectual” from the USSR. Like, is he supposed to be giving me Vladimir Lenin vibes? *shiver*
Just so you know, I would probably still hit it, but at this point it’s more of a nostalgia-bone than anything else. I used to think Ralph was one of the most beautiful men in the world. I’ve been in love with him for two decades now… GAAAHHH, I need to watch The English Patient so I can remember how hot he used to be. Just for reference, this is what Ralph looked like in the ‘90s:
And this is Ralph now.
Maybe it’s for a play or a movie. Hopefully. Oh, last month he was starring and directing a film about Charles Dickens. Is this his Dickens styling? *double shiver*
Photos courtesy of WENN.