Jessica Biel’s bangs trauma “isn’t doing it for Justin, he absolutely hates it”

I’ve been hating on Jessica Biel’s bangs for months now. If Jessica was looking for a way for me to repeatedly tell her that she’s pretty – much too pretty for these thick, shaggy-dog bangs – she found the right way. It’s all I can think about whenever I’m writing about her: BANGS. And how awful she looks with bangs, and how pretty her face would be if she grew them out, and how I hope she doesn’t end up a bangs-trauma’d bride. I’ve also repeatedly suggested that Justin ordered her to get bangs because JT basically acts as Jessica’s stylist, and I could see him making a douche move like, “Baby, maybe you should try bangs.” But according to Radar, JT hates them as much as me.

As far as Justin Timberlake is concerned, Jessica Biel is having a bad hair day! The Sexy Back singer is not a fan of the Total Recall star’s new do, is exclusively reporting. And Justin has even gone as far to tell Jessica not to think about sporting the choppy bangs for their big day.

“Jessica’s new bangs hairdo isn’t doing it for Justin, he absolutely hates it,” a source revealed. “He prefers it when Jessica has her hair side-parted, with a little bit of wave, or when she has it simply tied back. She’s very conscious of her forehead, which she thinks is a little big, despite Justin’s reassurances that there’s nothing wrong with her. Justin has begged Jessica to change it back to how he likes it because he thinks the bangs look boyish. She’s always asking him to grow his hair a little, Jessica detests it when Justin shaves his head, so he’s had to compromise at times for her.”

“There’s no way he’d be happy if she wore her hair like that for their wedding, and she certainly won’t let him cut his hair short either,” the source revealed.

Jessica told the Chicago Sun-Times on July 30 that she and Justin hadn’t even begun planning their nuptials yet.

“I’m just enjoying being engaged,” she revealed. “I do feel like there is a lot of time and nothing needs to be rushed. But being engaged is just absolutely amazing. You’re in this romantic, ahhhhh, breathless moment that I’m just trying to extend as long as possible.”

As previously reported, Jessica isn’t embarrassed to admit that her husband-to-be, has a better sense of style than she does! The 30-year-old actress revealed in the August 2012 InStyle that she isn’t quite as style savvy as her man – and that he even picks out her outfits.

“I’ll be honest: He has better taste than I do,” she admits. “When I walk out of the closet after getting dressed in the morning, I’ll go like this [turns palms upward as if to say, 'Well?']. And he goes like this [shakes head no]. Then he picks again. It’s hilarious.”

[From Radar]

“He prefers it when Jessica has her hair side-parted, with a little bit of wave, or when she has it simply tied back.” That gave me the image of Justin sitting Jessica down and saying, “OK, we’re going to figure this out. I brought ribbons, hair clips, some gel and a comb. Cancel all of your appointments today because we need to figure out what kind of style works best on your face.” There’s an element of Professor Higgins/Pygmalion to this whole situation – as if Justin is treating his fiancée like his own private Barbie doll. While I think Justin is a controlling douche in general… yeah, I agree with him about her bangs. UGH!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Rhea says:

    Interesting. If she said before that JT has a better taste in clothes than her, why can’t she believes JT about her hair style, too? :D

  2. Anait says:

    these two seem so stupid… and shallow

  3. Mia 4S says:

    Yeah because bangs are the biggest problem in this relationship right? LOL!

    • Izzy says:

      EXACTLY what I was thinking!!! If they are butting heads over hair, how do they expect to navigate more serious issues with their marriage intact. Someone needs to sit both of them down together and spell it out: they are not good for each other. Or, more specifically, regardless of whether Jessica is “boring” as she’s been called, she deserves better than a douchey husband.

  4. Lipsy says:

    Is Jessica Biel insisting on bangs to look more ‘serious’? Less bombshell, more serious actress?

  5. Lexi says:

    I can’t figure out if these two are a real couple or not. The body language suggests no, but then why get engaged/married? I hate myself for even pondering this.

  6. DenG says:

    Biel is one of those attractive (to many, not to me) wanna-be actresses, like Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale, etc., who could disappear and who would care? Be a “model” and be satisfied, you twitty no-talents.

  7. Genevieve says:

    ITA! Those bangs have bugged me for a while.

    When you are as beautiful as Jessica Biel (she is SO pretty!) I guess nothing looks truly bad, but…I wish she’d lose the fringe. I, too, had assumed that her overlord JT was giving her hair advice. But if the entire fashion community AND your fiancé hate the look? Girlfriend might want to consider growing long layers.

    Show us the pretty again! :D

  8. marie says:

    I read this whole post and tried to work up some care, but I got nothin, zip, zero..

  9. shontay says:

    I don’t see her bangs as the problem. I guess I am one of the few who digs bangs. My problem is the rest of her hair. It’s limp. So, in comparison her bangs seem so severe. In 2 of those pictures, she looks like a wet noodle. No body going on in that hair.

  10. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I don’t believe this story at all. I feel like if Timberlake told her to get rid of the bangs because he didn’t like them, she would have gotten rid of them, like, yesterday. The fear that he would cheat on her with a side-parted, non-bangsy co-star would be motivation to comply with her Master’s wishes.

  11. RocketMerry says:

    Ok, so, Justin: since you care so much about how Jessica looks and want it out there that you do NOT have anything to do with her bangs… Justin, please convince her to ONLY use colored lipsticks! She looks terrible with nude lips. Please. A nice peach shade, a pretty pink, a vibrant coral… ANYTHING BUT NUDE LIPSTICK!

  12. Erica says:

    Her bangs don’t look terrible in that last photo. Maybe because usually they look greasy but they don’t there?

  13. Mar says:

    I just can not get into Jessica. She is pretty but that’s it. Nothing special at all. I guess she’s boring is what I’m saying.

  14. C says:

    must be stressful to be jessica biel these days. I mean she knows she’s going to have to track his wandering peen like a hawk for the entirety of the marriage, right?

  15. Tiffany27 says:

    Her nose has a bit of a Michael Jackson tip going on. Anyone else see it?

  16. dlc says:

    Its weird. She’s so gorgeous, but doesnt dress or wear her hair to showcase it. Shes not that zooey chick, she should style herself to showcase how athletic and strong looking she is.

  17. Kimble says:

    I don’t get the fringe hate on here – I can’t see anything wrong with it! Much better than the “curtains” that some middle parters wear ..

  18. barb says:

    Since when does a guy care whether his girl has bangs or not? Guys don’t give a rat’s behind about that kind of thing. Sure, they love long hair over short, but bangs? He doesn’t care.

  19. the original bellaluna says:

    Why a grown woman would choose to have those bangs is beyond me.

  20. Ramona Q. says:

    Couples have preferences for how their partner looks, and I think it’s nice when both people take these preferences into consideration. My BF and I like to look nice for one another. It’s not controlling, it’s about respect and compromise.

  21. DB says:

    How could a woman who has looked SO GORGEOUS in the past CHOOSE to end up looking like she does today?

    It’s as if she is earnestly trying to downplay any attractiveness she has in order to prove something.

    Frankly, I don’t get it. I’d rather you go back to being a stunning beauty with great hair, wonderful clothes and that overall “I’m a hollywood star and I want to represent that properly” vibe.

    Hope she gets it all figured out.

  22. Floridaseaturtle says:

    Really dislike this hairstyle on her. It fits some, but definitely not her features.

  23. mar says:

    pretty girl… lose the bangs.

  24. DANDILION says:

    No.. they should stay stubborn hating the forehead and dreaded curly hair, she haughty and standoffish with the unflattering bangs.. and he fuming with fury, arrogant ..with the shaved head..

  25. alexis says:

    Her hair looks fine; although she doesn’t really need them. I like them on Zooey because they add something but…for Jessica, it’s just not that much of an additive.

  26. Will says:

    Weird. I dont remember seeing any bangs when i was staring at her ass.