Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner flaunt their reconciled January December romance


I don’t know how many people will care about this story, but I find it interesting that Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner are not only back together, but that their second go-around has lasted a few months so far. I guess Crystal realized her prospects at fame were limited and went running back to Hugh. To recap: Crystal Harris, supposedly 26, was set to marry 86 year-old Playboy head Hugh Hefner last June, but she called off the wedding just a few days before it went down. She later claimed Hef cheated on her, although she was probably the one cheating with one of Dr. Phil’s sons. Then Crystal gave an interview in which she thoroughly dissed Hef by claiming that they only had sex once and it lasted two seconds. She also said that she never wanted to see Hef naked, and that she was a virtual prisoner in his home.

Well the $2k a week allowance and the fame must have been worth the trade off to her, because Crystal and Hef are still together after reuniting in May. I’m honestly surprised. These two are said to have been filming scenes for Hef’s show “The Playboy Club,” that awful show on NBC starring Eddie Cibrian that was cancelled last year. Maybe it’s some kind of reboot to air on The Playboy Network or something, as our friends at MoeJackson point out.

Whatever is going on, Crystal sure is happy to have the camera back on her again. Unlike Hef’s other exes, she wasn’t getting much attention on her own, hence the reunion.

Hugh’s teeth look bad here. Not that we would notice if he wasn’t with a “26″ year-old woman.

Here’s 2008 Playmate Jayde Nicole. She and her cameltoe were there too.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

 

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  1. Jacq says:

    Some people can put a price on their dignity & soul. I could never imagine bumping withered, flaccid uglies with someone older than my grandfather. It’s disgusting.

  2. Karolina says:

    She looks busted for 26, but she could be really that young, because many plastic american Barbie lookalikes look waaaaay older than they actually are

  3. Green_Eyes says:

    Totally creeped…no grossed out. Forget dating your grandpa, that’s like dating your great grandpa….creeps…

  4. Rose says:

    All her fingers on that waving hand look the same length.

  5. brin says:

    Nothing to see here…just a busted golddigger and her senile rich bf.

  6. Diana says:

    That’s a very rough-looking 26, if she really is that age.

  7. marie says:

    the whole thing is disgusting.. old saggy balls with his peroxide prostitue..

  8. Eve says:

    True love reunited at last.

    I almost lost my faith in humanity when they broke up.

  9. lizzi says:

    is it just me or does Jade Nicole’s face look all kinds of wonky and lopsided?

  10. wonderwoman21 says:

    I don’t have anything to say about this.

  11. lafairy says:

    “supposedly 26″LOL!! can’t stop lauging at her “official “age!!there is no way she is just 1 year older than me!!

    plus she apparently has put a price on dignity and pride and values: 2k/ a week!

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I can’t imagine bumping uglies with my great grand-pa!!now I wand to vomit and it’s a shame I just had an awesome cookie:s

  12. Tillie says:

    I really think Holly really, really loved him. He f*cked that up, because he didn’t want to marry her and then traded her for this boring, blonde barbie.

  13. mzthirtyeight says:

    Why all the questioning of her age? I mean, she does look kinda bad for 26-and for top playboy girl-but is there like a backstory? And LORD how I can’t stand Jayde’s face. And to think she’s delusional enough to think she’s “all that!” Also, I know Hef isn’t a dummy and probably knows what is, but I can’t help but feel a lil sorry for the ole bugger.

  14. Zorbitor says:

    Hef would react to your comments but he’s napping

  15. Cam S says:

    Crystal is the poor man’s Holly Madison. Sorry, it had to be said

  16. atorontogal says:

    Can’t comment now need to go catch up to my skin!!!

  17. Bonfire Beach says:

    I can’t stop laughing at these two and remembering her previous interview after she dumped him the first time – “he doesn’t take Viagra much any more because it made him lose his hearing.”

    Hef is all, “What? Huh? Did you say something?” He probably has no clue what goes on around him. He needs to lie down before he falls asleep in his soup.

  18. anon33 says:

    What in trashy tulle hell is she wearing??? She’s got the flame retardant trifecta going…cheap tulle, cheap poly-satin and cheap poly sequins….blech

  19. Cathy says:

    You couldn’t pay me enough money to boink him. Just the thought of it makes me wanna vomit.

  20. Jolene says:

    God, she’s an old 26. I’m 28 and look about 10 years younger.

  21. skuddles says:

    I suspect I speak for a lot of people when I say who gives a crap? An old scallywag and a bimbo gold digger – so not interesting.

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      Exactly. Anna Nicole and her old geezer part deux?

      Btw, not to be Leanne like, but this ONE tooth and implant to replace it is gonna be almost ten grand all told. I better have a freaking bionic tooth. Of course insurance doesn’t pay for implants or anything. Oh to be rich and not have to stress.

      Watch out for crackly posts from me on thursday when I am hung over from premiere, tooth pulling, bone grafting and sedation with pills. I’m gonna be stoned out of my mind. So, if I say weird thing Thursday, please ignore me. :)

  22. Stacia says:

    OMG
    January, 1886 and

    December, 1986

  23. oh dear says:

    rumour has it the old guy had her investigated before their marriage and discovered her to be 37 lol
    thats more like it, someone ought to look up her highschool yearbook?

  24. JRenee says:

    He’s really 86 and still tryng to have sex? wow! 2k a week is not nearly enough to have to..with Hef. I kinda feel sorry for him that at that age his focus is still on a hot young blond.

  25. m says:

    I love how everyone is calling her names yet no one calls him a shallow pervert !
    She may only be interested in his cash, but he is also only interested in her body.
    Obviously girls like her are always sluts, but perverted men are never assholes.
    Go world!

  26. mandalala says:

    Wow, he is really starting to look bad. I mean, I know he’s old and has been for a while, but he looks rundown.

    When you mentioned the Playboy Club, which was canceled, I was thinking, maybe they haven’t told him it’s been canceled!

  27. Anoni Mus says:

    I bet she’s just counting the minutes till he kicks the bucket so that she can get a piece of the Playboy pie.

    I wonder what his kids think of this.

    Disgusting. Both of them.

  28. Luxe says:

    Am I the only one that finds most playmates nowadays gross with ugly ‘man’ faces (perfect examples, the two pictured here). Any dumb, ugly b**** can just get breasts implants and become a playmate now I guess. Do most men actually think they’re hot??? Look at the playmates from the 50′s-70′s, naturally beautiful, natural full figures. Where are all the naturally pretty girls??

  29. TJ says:

    I’m so ashamed of myself. I seriously thought that Hef looked like the Crypt Keeper in the last pic. I feel so mean. Honest, but mean. I do, however, stand by my original assessment.

  30. anonymous says:

    She really is 26. Graduated 1 year above me ( in 2004) from La Jolla High School in San Diego. Slutty then, slutty now. Really sad how haggard she looks now, more like 10 years older than me.
    I concur on the shallow pervert comment as well. Disgusting all around, plus it’s just sad they got back together after her comments

    Little fact- Kendra is also from San Diego

  31. Quinn says:

    Manface. And I don’t mean Hef.

  32. Tastykakes says:

    Still in the top 3 of my deathwatch list.