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After reading this story, I became obsessed with finding photos of Justin Theroux’s profile. I want to examine his nose!! So that’s why I’m using so many profile shots and closeups – I needed to examine his perfectly normal and uncontroversial nose. I’d never really examined it before, for some strange reason, because ordinarily, I do have a thing for an interesting nose and a great profile. Justin’s nose had never struck me as noteworthy – good or bad – before now. But according to The Enquirer, Justin’s nose has been bugging Jennifer Aniston for a while, and she gently hinted to him that he might want to take care of nose business.
Jennifer Aniston nearly sparked WWIII when she suggested that Justin Theroux get a nose job to pretty himself up for their wedding day.
“It turned into a huge fight with Justin accusing Jen of comparing him to her ‘oh-so-perfect’ ex-husband Brad Pitt,” revealed a friend. “Jen immediately defended herself, saying she was just trying to help fix Justin’s noisy snoring and she wasn’t making a dig at his craggy features. Justin is by no means the vain type, but he’s aware that his nose is larger and longer than it was in his 20s, and Jen definitely touched a nerve.”
Jennifer was simply hinting that Justin follow her lead and get his nose reshaped and refined, said the source. Jen had her first rhinoplasty in 1995, followed by a fine-tuning in January 2007 to correct a deviated septum.
In the end, the source says Jen told Justin not to worry about it – that she thinks he’s hot just the way he is. Jen loves Justin deeply and hates that she offended him… while she may secretly wish that he get his nose fixed, she still can’t wait to marry him.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
I really don’t get it – Justin’s nose looks fine to me. It’s a bit longer than “average,” but I get tired of actors and actresses having the same cookie-cutter noses. Justin’s nose has character, and I believe that it’s his own (because why would he get a plastic surgeon to carve that?). Now, if it’s really a snoring issue, sure. Maybe he should fix it, or maybe he should get Breathe Right strips or whatever. I just don’t get why Ms. Deviated Septum is trying to further Ken-Doll-up her dude.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux
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Leave the schnozzola (lol phone auto corrected to that) alone, Justin!
But seriously, this is the silliest story ever. As if.
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The nose is fine! It’s the goofy hair and cheap Clairol blue-black no. 32 color that needs to change.
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It doesn’t look that bad! Seriously, why would one go and ask a doctor to alter a perfectly good looking nose?! I so hope this story is fake!
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Wow…if this story really does have any merit, then I think Jennifer Anniston is a superficial twit.
There’s absolutely nothing wrong w/his nose….nothing. Ugh.
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I hope they do realize that any children they have will inherit their actual noses, not the nice new ones the doctor gave them.
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He’s never going to be Brad. Jenn’s never going to be happy with this guy.
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JA wishes she had his nose instead! Seriously I don’t believe this gossip at all.
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Does one’s nose keep growing? Is he telling any lies?
jk I think he’s quite handsome.
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It does with age ( ears, too!)- FWIW, I think he’s very handsome, as well.
He looks very French, somewhat patrician, IMO.
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I like Jen & Justin together. I think JT is sexier than Brad. If Jen doesn’t want him, he is welcome at my home–nose, muscles & all.
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My nose grew with pregnancy! Ugh. And my nose is not unlike Thoroux’s pointy beak.
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I have heard that your nose does never stop growing. Wonder why!
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This story is a load of crap & anyone with an ounce of sense knows it. That aside, I think Justin is very handsome…much better looking than anyone she has been with before.
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Considering how much people (and even JA) talk about the surgical interventions she did on her own nose, it would not surprise me.
But his nose is fine! It has a nice shape, is not enormous, but it’s not perfect. Plus, all those small noses people want usually don’t fit most faces.
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What’s wrong with his nose? It’s fine, well shaped (not perfect, but well shaped) it suits his face. I totally don’t see the point. I hope this is bs.
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she really is trying to Shane Warne him isnt she? lol
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…help fix Justin’s noisy snoring…
And here I thought they stay awake at night, the hot couple that they are…
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I know people think he’s handsome, but he looks kind of greasy to me. Like he has a lot of products in his hair, maybe some self tanner on, and he wears his clothes too tight. Just kind of a hipster poser.
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My thoughts, exactly…and who really cares about his nose. Just leave it alone. I don’t believe the story, though.
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My thoughts, exactly…and who really cares about his nose. Just leave it alone. I don’t believe the story, though (no offense, Kaiser…you just put them out there for us to dissect)….my nose is a lot worse after walking into the wall two days ago. Very classy.
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I dont believe this story for a minute. slow news day I guess.
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Does anyone really believe any of this or other crazy stories that are fabricated to sell magazines? Seriously?
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Total BS story.
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I thought her honker nose job was supposed to fix a “deviated septum”. Ha.
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Justin’s nose seems abnormally large when viewed in profile. It’s not enormous so much as long and pointed.
If it continues to grow it will become the focal point of his rather large head.
At the very least Justin should take the necessary steps to resolve his snoring.
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I don’t buy it. and his nose suits him perfectly.
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I honestly don’t understand how people can even think “…if this is true…” As if.
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I don’t know somehow I’m pretty sure thru sly slips Jen is working it for her man to just tweak his beak ever so slightly ya know just a tiny touch like she did under the guise of health matters that will help him sleep the
best ever that 1st night. then Jen can gleefully clap her hands & squeal with delight that she was right in the guise that she can now relax with that tiny imperfection gone.
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I don’t know if she wants him to get a nose job or not – I’m guessing this isn’t true, though – but I think his nose is perfect. It’s not too long, too big, or too anything else. It’s just right for his face.
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He’s a good looking dude and his nose is too.
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Justin’s nose looks fine to me. You’d think Jen’s first priority would be buying him some Rogaine.
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BS story. Nonsense. Pure nonsense.
How anyone could believe this story is astounding.
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This HAS to be a fabricated story… doesn’t it? Justin is interesting looking just the way he is. I kinda miss the days when being a star meant having that je ne c’est quoi that was truly distinct, but not necessarily perfect. Think Bogie’s teeth, Lauren Hutton’s gap, Harrison Ford’s scars… I’m so tired of all the veneers and teeth bleaching and extensions and spray tans that make everyone look like members of the same cult. Ugh…
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totally silly slow news story BUT i would enjoy reading a Liberty post about it.
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he needs to lose the greasy hair and the bronzer – he looks like a total douchenozzle.
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Don’t know if I’ve ever seen the word “douchenozzle” in print before. Your comment made me LOL
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In some of these pictures he kind of looks to me as if Bob Saget buffed up, died his hair jet black, over-tanned, overdid the foundation, and dressed up in mid life crisis biker clothes.
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This story is hilarious and it’s total bullshit.
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JT’s nose is fine, and besides, Jen hardly has a perfect schnozz herself, I can’t see her fretting on his.
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Lets face it. Hes the ugliest guy shes ever been with. Its not the nose, its his whole face and body. He really is an ugly creature. She must be desperate. He is absolutely REPULSIVE! A face only a mother could love. The ugliest guy in Hollywood, second to Clive Owen. John Mayer was the hottest. This guy is embarrassing for her. How low she has sunk to. This guy is fcking UGLY!
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I would live in a tent with JT–he is not ugly. I would love to see how all the JT haters look like.
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I think his nose looks fine, but I’m not so sure about his hairline.
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