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As I covered earlier this week, Kristen Stewart is the October cover girl for Vogue UK, to promote On the Road and Breaking Dawn Part II. We even had some early excerpts from the cover story – go here to read. Well, Vogue decided to draw this out, because today we have even more excerpts from the piece and they are EPIC. Keep in mind that Kristen obviously gave this interview before The Mini-Coopering of Doom went down, before everyone in the world knew that she liked to have her sweaty gym biscuits munched on by her married, father-of-two director. In a Mini Cooper. So, obviously, this is all about how much she loves Robert Pattinson and how Sparkles just loves to lick her armpits. Does Kristen’s sweat taste like hot dogs or something? How else do you explain it? Mmm… hawt dergs.
Kristen Stewart wanted to have Robert Pattinson’s babies. The ‘Twilight’ actress – who maintained a secretive relationship with her British boyfriend for years before cheating on him with her ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ director Rupert Sanders – revealed she was ”so in love” with him and even revealed he liked to lick her armpits in a frank interview conducted before their separation.
Speaking in an interview with British Vogue magazine, she said: ”My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies.”
”I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love – don’t you think that’s the whole point?”
The 22-year-old star also claimed the constant media interest in their relationship was ”nuts” and insisted she tried not to pay attention to it.
She added: ”They’re all f***ing nuts. It changes every day. This whole, am I fashionable, am I not? Am I going out with my boyfriend, am I not? There’s never one constant. ‘Of course it’s seductive and important, what people think about you, but you can’t pay attention. They can say what they want.”
Since the couple broke up at the end of July, Robert, 26, has put the Los Angeles home he shared with Kristen up for sale and is said to be considering quitting the US and returning to his native London.
I just… oh, God. Girl, I don’t even know. We had been waiting years and years for Kristen to reveal some kind of intimate details about her relationship with Sparkles, and when she finally does, it’s so poorly timed that she’s coming off a cheating scandal and Sparkles has already dumped her (allegedly, hopefully). As for the armpit licking thing… I get it. It’s gross, but I understand. I’ve known some men who just smelled so good to me, I wanted to bury myself in their scent. God, there was this one guy… I don’t even think he wore cologne or anything, but he just smelled like f—king heaven. Gah! I should look him up. What was I talking about?
Photos courtesy Vogue UK, WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
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I just can’t. To reveal that intimacy is just gross.
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Since the photos show that she generally has stuff stuck in her teeth maybe he finds the armpit more enticing? Just sayin’.
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ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/71766505.html
Full article. WTF someone needs help.
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OMGGGGG THIS IS PRICELESS! WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE ON DURING THE INTERVIEW??
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Thanks for posting the link.
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OMG The interview is GOLD!!
Her quotes! Sanders quotes!
Especially Sanders!!!
Sanders: “Kristen is almost like royalty the way she understands what she has to do, in the way that she has learnt to compartmentalize… Well, Lib’s quite ‘regal’ or something as well.”
What a jack a**!
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Man, if I were Liberty Ross, those quotes from Sanders would burn something fierce looking back now. It sounded like he was saying that KS is almost a better version of his wife. Liberty 2.0
If she was even entertaining the thought of taking him back, reading that should probably seal the deal. Totally disgusting.
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See, this is why I don’t believe it was a momentary indiscretion. For years she was quite and suddenly it became the LOOK AT HOME MUCH I LOVE ROB show (pardon my Kanye).
Sometimes that’s the tip off.
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i posted same sort of thing earlier though im gonna say it again. cause i burn for Liberty. Its funny i never felt any love for the twi thing before but now I just cant get this b&%ch outta my head.
This woman is a stupid b&^ch whom broke the golden Girl Code rule – infidelity with a married man.
Though what gets me more than anything is that while she smiles and sneers and gets away with it, those babies of the fool Rupert will forever know their mother was disrespected in the worst most humiliating way possible by madam stewart and their father.
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Sorry,It was not sparkles she was talking about. Sparkles never acknowledged her in public. She was just his f.buddy.
She is talking about Mr Sanders. She considers him her English boyfriend not Pattinson
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That’s an amusing theory — that she was talking “in code” about her OTHER English boyfriend.
I’ve never read the books or seen the movies, so I have no investment in the relationship. It just seemed like an ‘arranged marriage’ between KStew and RPats, because they were together in the movie and spent weeks together on junkets. Now maybe they can meet other people who bathe and have interesting facial expressions, and this will open up new horizons for them!
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@Ally8 – “Now maybe they can meet other people who bathe and have interesting facial expressions, and this will open up new horizons for them!”
LOL. They really always did look like they hadn’t showered for more than a week, didn’t they? It seemed like for Kristen, washing her hair was simply too much trouble for a public outing (a public outing the WORLD’ would see in magazines. Not saying she should go the whole nine yards everytime she’s in public, but come on. At least do the minimum personal hygiene.)
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Ya know…I’m just not buying this — that she’d even say that. And if she did — if she said it like a week after the interview then why not include it? She supposedly said this way back around the 1st of July so why reveal it NOW and not in the magazine. I’m not buying it.
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The magazines are put together several months ahead of the publication date.
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If you read the entire article you will notice that the armpit comment came when she was at a party, jet-lagged from Australia, buzzed, and she most likely thought she was OFF THE RECORD. Also, don’t knock armpit licking unless you’ve tried it. Coming out of the shower on a lazy Sunday afternoon, clean, shaved, no deodorant…just sayin’…it can be pretty cool.
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As I said below, it’s hard not to judge it negatively when Kristen Stewart is the one being referred to. She just always looks so grungy that the mere thought just grosses me out.
It’d be different if we were talking about someone else who bathes on a regular basis. (I still think it’s TMI, personally, but not as gross when showered)
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Just another thing to embarrass Rob. Do you think this experience is going to change Kristen..make her more humble and more careful of her life…hell no. She still is going to curse, do what she wants for she sees that it doesn’t make any difference to her fans. She can do what she wants and they will still be there. That is some pretty heady power.
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Overshare much?
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Oh my god, totally. WHY would you share something that intimate with the world??
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I have to agree…That was one of those little things couples should keep to themselves.
It’s just TMI, & considering how infrequently she seems to bathe, just gross. *shudder*
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HAHA!!! and the Trampire BLEW IT WITH HIM!!!
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Wow. This is just epic timing. God it’s been quite a year for K.Stew.
On another note, I never noticed before but her two front teeth on the top row are really large. I guess she’s never smiled that wide before? I think Lainey wrote a story once about how when you’re young, your front teeth are larger, and as you get older they begin to shrink. So a lot of stars get dental work done to make their front teeth bigger or something. Gross.
Well anyway, on her it really does make her look like a little kid.
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If you’ve ever seen Snow White and the Huntsman that ALL you can see are her great big front teefs. I mean, they basically steal the camera in every shot.
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Whaaaaa? Your teeth don’t change size, your face just gets bigger.
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Nooo, you are misquoting Lainey’s post. The whole front teeth issue was about how larger front teeth are associated with youth, so some celebrities get veneers to make their front teeth larger in an attempt to look more youthful. Small teeth are associated with aging because as you get older, your teeth become more worn down, dull, and occasionally chipped from grinding, chewing, ect.
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The reverse is also true. As you get older your gums shrink away from your teeth making them look longer, hence the term “long in the tooth” referring to getting old.
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what the h-e double hockey sticks did i just read?! it’s funny because one moment she wants to be super private, f*ck you paparazzi, and then TMI overload. and a pretty gross piece of information too..oh lawd.
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She is not the private one. She craves fame and attention and always has. Rob is the private one. However, she saw how much attention his need for privacy bought them and used it to court a fanbase. It’s simple.
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Discussion closed. Nobody speak of this interview ever again.
No, I’m kidding. A lot of people love the smell of their special someone, or, uh someones as the case may be – ahem – armpit licking probably isn’t even that uncommon, but people wash the smell off because after a while it starts to get offensive and the smell of sweat and BO crowds out that great natural scent.
This does seem like an odd time to talk about this, but it’s interesting anyway. She’s probably just remembering the good times…out loud…for everyone to hear.
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Wasn’t this cover done way before the scandal when Kristen was still super sensitive in discussing her private life. How would this conversation get in there?
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Yes Kristen blabbed about the intimate bedroom stuff before her cheating scandal broke out.
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Basically she labelled her bf an arm licker which will stick to him forever…
She calls media nuts, and chooses to divulge this? Wow.
I hope someone asks sparkles about this and he replies ‘oh no she’s talking about her biscuit munching bunny’.
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I think she is nuts. For real. How dumb can one be to tell people such things? I’m not judging it, I can get the point to like somebody that much so that you…eeeh!
But telling the Vogue? What’s wrong with her? I’d be seriously angry if I’d be her boyfriend…
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How much douche could a douche bag douche if a douche bag could bag douche?
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DIANA – could not have said it better. in fact disregard all other comments. as urs eptimises them all – Your comment is Gold!!!!!!
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Wow! A photo of her smiling!! Hell must have frozen over! Yah, TMI but I get it too…my husband’s scent is beyond heavenly.
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Yeah but I don’t think she’s talking about loving the freshly-showered-just-put-on-cologne-and-clean-clothes smell… which of course is fantastic… I think she’s talking about the smell of his BO.
Neither of them look all that hygienic.
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Like I said, bipolar bipolar bipolar. She’s always been selfish, immature, and high. These kind of comments and behavior though hit a new level of nuttiness. She’s like a total textbook case of someone who is bipolar: erratic behavior (check), self medicating with drugs (check), promiscuity (check), etc. People close to her need to say fuck her career and check her into a mental hospital. I’m seriously wondering if that’s why Kiki and Garrett were supposedly guarding her like dobermans. I would not be at all surprised if she does some sort of gentle, sit down interview in the next year or so and it comes out that she was bipolar.
I was never sympathetic, but I was empathetic concerning the extent and length of the backlash. She should have expected it, but I always thought the backlash was way over the top. I also made fun of her for being the ultimate cliche, when she always acted like she wasn’t. Now I just feel sad that someone in her life isn’t helping her get better.
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funny you should say that. I used to think of her as some quirky type with an ‘alt’ family, home-schooled background. More and more lately I’m beginning to wonder if something is just off with this girl? This level of pressure and scrutiny on someone so young can do strange things to a person. Perhaps she has some real psychological problem going on?
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As a bi-polar person, I am quite offended by your comment. Not all of us are cheaters or might not even display extremely erratic behavior. Heck, sometimes it’s even hard to diagnose like in my case. Sometimes we struggle with our emotions and moodiness and might not be an extreme example. I absolutely hate it when people speculate if someone is bi-polar because often they are not correct. And guess what? No one can tell I’m bi-polar, yet I hear comments from co-workers or acquaintances oh so and so must be bi-polar… And if I am so inclined sometimes I will say, well I am bi-polar… They are usually suprised and keep their mouth shut. So, I’m sorry for this rant but I am so sick of people pulling the bi-polar card when they make broad generalizations about the disease… It’s hard enough just living it with it, we don’t need people constantly judging it too :/
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Cosign, @faeriequeen. Girl is not bipolar, girl is 22.
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I suppose it’s a possibility, but that is a pretty big leap in interpreting her behavior. I like the theory that she gets so caught up in her characters that she has trouble disassociating, and doesn’t consider the real life consequences.
She says she wants to be scared and push boundries. I suppose this was one way to do it, but I bet the consequences are worse than she expected.
What does she say to Rob now that this tidbit is published, and how on earth does he process that news? SO f-cking disrespectful to him for her to divulge something like that.
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What erratic behavior? Cheating? If even some Twihards are to be believed, she’s cheated before, at the very least overlapped her men, from Michael to Rob.
Cheating with one dude on her boyfriend of three years isn’t promiscuous behavior. Selfish, assholish behavior, for sure. Hardly promiscuous.
So she word vomited about her boyfriend at a Balanciega party where the booze was flowing freely. It’s not the first time she’s word vomited TMI about people close to her. She word vomited about Nikki Reed peeing on her, something to do with Nikki Reed peeing, back when they were BFF. Nikki was even asked about it in interviews IIRC.
Britney Spears with her head shaving, milkshake throwing, etc exhibited erratic behavior. K Stew gushing about and oversharing TMI about her boyfriend for 15-20 seconds is hardly erratic, especially when she’s overshared before. Heck, it could’ve been booze talking. Could’ve been guilt and overcompensation talking too. But hardly erratic enough to slap her with the bipolar label.
She made a bad decision and bad choices. People make bad decisions and bad choices all of the time. Even incredibly destructive ones with life changing consequences. Doesn’t mean they’re mentally ill. Means the person made a bad choice and bad decision. The person can either learn nothing from it and likely make the same decisions again or learn from it and grow from it and hopefully not make the same bad choices and bad decisions again. It diminishes those with real mental illnesses IMO when every bad celeb choice and decision gets an automatic mental illness label so they can get a free pass for everything they say/do.
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What about her saying at TIFF last night “I don’t like cats, I’m a dog person”, after years of saying how much she loves her cat Max/Jella? I mean, she did say she would die if anything every happened to him, so it make people wonder about her. Where is Max? Doesn’t she love him more than life anymore?
HAHA. Bitch is a bit off.
Maybe it’s the stress, I’m not about to diagnose her since I’m unqualified to do so.
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Thank you. The pathologizing of normal huamn emotion and behavior has to stop. Crappy behavior isn’t always the result of a mental illness. Sometimes neurotypical, healthy, humans do horrible, stupid things.
This is a woman who said she wanted something bad to happen to her because her life was so wonderful thus far. This incident just seems like she was trying to do some dangerous, edgy so that she could have an actual life experience to make her badass posing seem more legit.
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While I agree that people make bad, destructive choices all the time, I still find this recent behavior totally erratic. She was what, 17/18 when Twilight first started? She probably wasn’t even that used to giving interviews back then. Making a comment about peeing is not that weird at that age. She’s 22 now and has done countless cover stories, etc… Over the past few years, the girl has made such an effort to avoid being photographed with RPattz or divulging anything but the barest details about their relationship. Then to cheat out in the open in broad daylight? To blab intimate details to a reporter from Vogue? If she had a habit of blabbing intimate details about her relationship, I wouldn’t think anything of it. If she had a habit of making out with RPattz in public, then I wouldn’t have found the cheating in public that strange. However, if the only example is something from four or five years ago involving a close friend….then something is off. Way off. Cheating in broad daylight with a married man while being world famous is promiscuous…being promiscuous doesn’t always mean sleeping with a number of men casually.
I’m sure she’s been drunk or high on interviews before. VF often runs the old interviews on their website on occasion, and I remember reading an interview from when Twilight first came out. She sounded far more intelligent and well spoken then she has in the past few years. I’m guessing as soon as she hit it big, she started taking drugs of some sort. Despite being drunk or high in her interviews, she’s never, ever (to pull a Taylor Swift) divulged those sort of things about her relationship with RPattz. That’s why I don’t think it can be chalked up to alcohol.
It’s not an excuse, as being mentally ill doesn’t mean that one can’t also be immature and selfish. However, her behavior is so off the wall that I have a hard time chalking it up to pot, alcohol, or solely being immature and selfish. If she can’t even separate herself from her characters, like Anname says, that is indicative of a major problem.
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@ORLY:
On its own her answer is kinda odd I guess. But the context of the gif makes the cat/dog thing clearer. She was apparently answering a question about her Twilight character attacking mountain lions/ big cats in a BD2 clip that was shown earlier in the night I guess. Maybe from the clip at the VMAs?
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@PleaseICU —
Actually, at least for my comment I wasn’t specifically talking about the cheating. The way she handled the cheating is part of the issue, but the cheating itself isn’t what makes me wonder about this. For me, its more her mannerisms, the odd accentuated almost constant nervousness, the inability to express herself in a reasonably adult manner (she may be young but she is an adult), questions about her drug use (based on prior public photographed drug use), and the self-destructiveness that’s inherent in cheating with a married man she has a professional relationship with — those are the sort of things I question with her, but not the cheating in and of itself. I don’t particularly care for that, but that probably should be characterized as more an issue of incredibly bad judgment than a psychological deficit.
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PleaseICU – Wouldn’t that be the opposite though? Her character loves mountain lions as a meal, right? (I can’t believe we’re discussing this. HA)
You’re right, context is everything. I want to see the interview, do you happen to have a link?
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Britney exhibited loads of erratic behavior prior to the head shaving that was written off as just being eccentric. In her case postpartum depression added to and magnified what was going on with her.
To begin with Britney’s behavior wouldn’t have looked any worse than Kristen Stewart’s
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So suddenly all vapid, self-involved 20-somethings are bipolar? Give me a break. If she was wildly manic, acting out in public, then maybe there would be a reason to give her a psych diagnosis. At this point, it’s just general entitled arrogance of a young celebrity. Come live my life for awhile, and maybe you will be a better judge of mental illness
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Please, my brother is bipolar and was diagnosed when he was 20. I’m not a psychiatrist, but I know a fair amount about the illness. She’s an entitled, immature, selfish brat who probably has used drugs. She’s also probably mentally ill, imo. Cheating in broad daylight when she is an A list celeb, giving intimate details about her relationship when she never used to talk about it, giving nonsensical interviews when she’s given perfectly acceptable, if stupid, answers in the past…that’s acting out in public and being manic.
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Please what? You have experience with one person’s illness. A bad attitude and immature behavior does not equal mental illness, especially in the context of young celebrities. Beyond that, the over-diagnosis of bipolar disorder means that many people are truly not bipolar, they are just selfish, immature people who refuse to act decent and reign in their emotions. This is coming from a daughter, granddaughter, sister, cousin, and niece of those affected by mental illness. Plus the heavy dose of psychology course work back when I was trying to understand why my family has been so deeply touched by the crazy. Get over yourself and stop playing armchair doc.
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I agree with u DesertRose. Kstew is just an ass, don’t think it has anything to do with mental illness. The reason she talked about Rob so much suddenly was because she was cheating on him. To cover that up she speaks positively about him, too positive almost:overcompensating so people don’t suspect anything, because they are ‘such a happy couple’. The same thing you have with couples who claim they neeeeever fight; usually those are the ones who fight the most. By implying the exact opposite they hope people see them as perfect. Kstew tried to do this too, prolly out of guilt.
When I think of mental illness I think of B.Spears, L.Lohan and Leann Rimes. Being an inconsiderate ass doesn’t mean BPD
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Thank you DesertRose. This girl’s problem isn’t emotional disturbance, it’s emotional immaturity. Make that social-emotional immaturity. She’s a spoiled, entitled brat with minimal social skills who thinks she can shoot off her mouth about whatever, regardless of the feelings of whoever she’s talking about. She probably never stopped to think about how Pattinson would feel about her sharing all that personal information and she wouldn’t care how he felt in any case. I found her comments very much in character. She’s desperate for positive media attention and she thinks this is the way to get it. “Look at me, I’m still the one and only KStew!” *gag*
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Like many other commenters and Celebitchees (is that a real term? Is there one?) I disagree with the bipolar diagnosis. I think it’s unnecessary and detrimental to toss serious terms like that around. My mother has done that to me repeatedly (saying I’m crazy or bipolar) throughout my life due to her mental issues and it really takes a toll on ones self esteem and mental health to hear things like that. Not that Kristin Stewart cares or reads this site, but in your every day life, please don’t throw random psychological illnesses at people like insults. Back to the Celebitching: I think she’s freaking out because her parents are getting a divorce. She spoke of them as well in that interview. Even though she’s an adult, divorces effect children of all ages. Plus she’s going through all this in public under the glare of fame. I think it would be weird if she were uber composed in light of knowing all this about her…
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Her parents have been living apart for 2 years and her mom has a boyfriend. This divorce is not a surprise.
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Not sure why my earlier post was deemed unaceptable but let me re-phrase. Highly trained mental health professionals do not attempt to diagnose people without actually talking to them. The behavioral symptoms of any particular personality disorder are shared by many of the others. Many other types of mental illnesses share behavioral symptons with the personality disorders. Likewise, people can exhibit bad behavior without having an organic mental ilness or any kind of mental illness at all. You can’t diagnose this woman. Period,
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ITA if you’re talking about making a flat-out diagnosis of someone you’ve never even met, let along talked with. But you could say someone acts like a person with a specific emotional disturbance, based on their known actions, without saying they actually have that disorder.
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I don’t think she’s bipolar.
I think she’s a bloody idiot.
There are (unfortunately) arseholes and idiots out there in the world who don’t think before they act or consider the effect their actions will have on others. If we’re going to start labelling her, mine’s going to be ‘immature, selfish, slightly dim Valley Girl’.
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I love the way my husband smells. There’s something about his soap that is just dreamy.
But never ever ever would I EVER lick his armpit. EVER. Being attracted to a scent and licking a armpit are two totally different things.
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I don’t really like men’s hairy pits, and I don’t think I’d ever lick one. I love hairy guys, and I love how men smell, but …. no.
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Yes, some guys are into the armpit thing but…it’s a private quirk for most of them. She needs to stfu.
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Seriously, it’s disrespectful to him and their relationship to share that intimate information.I really hope for his sake they broke up. I’d love to know more about what his family (esp his sisters) think about all of this. If someone treated my (imaginary lol) little brother that way I’d be on the rampage!
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+1
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ITA so would I
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err….it’s not like he’s mormon or something and is going to be embarrassed that she mentioned he’s a thorough lover publicly. Pits are errogenous zones, it’s a sign he knows how to please a girl. no biggie.
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Carlie, what the heck does being Mormon have to do with this discussion? Are Mormons anti pitlicking?
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Girl can’t win.
If she loved her boyfriend so much, then why the mini-cooper pics. BTW, she definitely needs to get a new ride.
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Eh. I think a lot of the websites are ignoring this particular quote besides D Listed and Celebitchy. It sounds like something someone mentally ill would divulge, and I think a lot of people recognize that and therefore are not going to draw that much attention to it…so in that sense, she’s winning. Plus, I feel like a lot of people are kind of like Kevin Hart now. She fk up, move on.
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Uh, no they’re not. It’s being discussed on many, many sites. Kristen Stewart is not winning anything except the continued adoration of her batshit stans. I just cannot with this trick.
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She is “winning” in the Sheenian sense of the word. She’s still got her loyal Twientologist fanbase, but that’s about it.
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Twientologist! Ha!
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LOL! You are really working hard to justify your amateur diagnosis of this chick.
Look, as a person who IS bipolar I can tell you that the disease doesn’t look the same on everyone. Therefore, you can’t e-diagnose someone based on knowing ONE person who suffers from the disease and your limited access to SOME of KS’s behaviors.
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Simply WHAT THE F-? I was eating lunch!!!
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OMG she’s smiling. Don’t look directly at it. [scream]
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HAHAHAHA!
You be one mean bitch!
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And that’s just the way we love it.
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Wow… could there be worse timing for this? Also, how strange that she never would admit to even dating him, but then suddenly she’s here talking about some pretty intimate things (which I could have done without knowing, tbh), with the interview coinciding with the mini coopering scandal… it’s just all really strange.
Like I’ve said all along… it takes a really special kind of person to cheat, but an even more special kind of person to do it and lie to their partner’s face. If she’s telling this to Vogue, you know she was telling Sparkles so much more, which makes the whole situation even worse. Realizing you’ve been betrayed AND that you were stupid enough to believe someone’s lies is the worst feeling. I bet Sparkles is gonna love reading this.
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She must have thought she was being smart and terribly clever because she never named anyone. She only ever said boyfriend, so she could refer to Rupert in good conscience. She wasn’t technically lying and if the media and public misunderstood, then it wasn’t her fault they weren’t bright enough to figure it out.
If that’s how it really went down, she must have thought she was toying with the media, which she despises, and that she was being ironic and meta. Classic hipster thought farts.
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I was waiting on someone to point this out. She could have definitely meant Rupert when she said “my boyfriend,”
Also, as gross as it may seem, the base of the armpit is an erroneous zone. Yes, I like mine licked, no, I am not a gross or crazy person.
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re: the armpit, I agree with Sami. Also, I think human body is wonderful, and whatever you want to lick-just do it!
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I just realize this: in the car pics there was one of Rupert kneeling over Kristen, people were saying he has licking her boobs/going down on her. Later on she made a fist out of her hand and did the showing off the biceps pose. What if that was Rupert smelling/licking her armpits? xD
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ITA. Rupert is completely believable as the pitlicker, IMHO!
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I also think she was talking about Rupert + she could be covering her cheating mini-cooper tracks and that’s why she overshared.
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Yep @original almond, I think that’s how it went down. I get the feeling this was a “coded” kudo to Rupert, not Rob. The only thing is, was it a done deal that she and Rupert were planning on running off into the sunset together? Because if Rob isn’t an armpit guy, when this interview came out, he would have known she was not speaking about him. No wonder Kristen is so messed up. She managed to lose BOTH guys in one day!
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Too much information. Who reveals that kind of information about their significant other? And tbh, it sounds more like Sanders than Sparkles.
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Rupert Sanders did her after she came directly from the gym. she digs guys that dig sweat.
on a serious note i cant believe she really said that she wanted to have his babies in an interview.
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” I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love – don’t you think that’s the whole point?”
So she doesn’t shower after sex? And went home to Rob with Rupert’s “smell on her.” Or, Rupert got a nice taste of Rob when he was mini-cooping her.
O_o
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Just when you start to feel sorry for her, she does this. She grips about people getting up in her business, and she blurts this out to the world. Rob must like having his intimate moments broadcast to the world like this.
She and her team have a bigger problem tonight: 20/20, a tv “news” show on a major US broadcast network (ABC), is doing a show about cheaters, and Stewart’s Mini-Coopering will be featured. Right after her premiere at TIFF and right before the release of the SWATH DVD. Execs at Summit and Universal are chug-a-lugging Pepto Bismo right now.
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Really? I must remember to record 20/20 this evening.
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oh, aquarius, you never feel sorry for kstew.
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..so, I’m fairly new to CB… I come here for the comments and amazing writers. And for the 2nd time this morning, I’ve almost lost my $h!t laughing out loud. This is good stuff for sure. Armpit licking, KStew in need of a good teeth bleaching, KK and her uncircumcised boots, hawt dergs… lmao..
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I think she was talking about Rupert.
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My guess is that she is talking about Rob and overcompensating out of guilt.
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LOL…..you right….:D
or this story is totally fake…btw she looks thin and terrible….
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Seriously? Licking armpits? Is that really a thing? And loving your mates smell that much that you want to lick them? Eeww. Sweat and dirty body? I can’t be the only one who thinks that is disgusting!
Beyond weird…. I will never look at him or her for admitting she lets him, the same again. I mean, I had no interest in him before, and can’t stand her, but still that is all I will ever see in my head from now on! Why did she say it? Put aside the fact that he is probably cringing, what about what I have to picture??? 
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I just find the idea of licking Kristen Stewart’s armpit disgusting.
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Are you *sure* she meant Rob?
I’m not!
OT: love Seattle! Our Neighbors to the North (here in Cali)
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hawt dergs!!! Kaiser, you’re such a scream! I laughed my head off…
Well, I was just talking about this on another thread… she refers to her “boyfriend”, but never identifies the boyfriend as being Pattinson. How do we know for sure she’s not talking about Rupert??? I keep dawdling with this idea. I mean, how do we know what these people are really up to? Maybe that’s why she was lifting up her shirt in the Mini Cooper…. Rupert badly needed a taste of armpit for lunch. Maybe he carries little packets of mustard, relish, and ketchup with him everywhere he goes so he can dress those arm pits up really nice and flavorful.
hawt dergs, I’m liking these people more and more by the minute….
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renata – If you haven’t already, read the entire article (some have posted links in this thread).
The interviewer also wonders if she is actually talking about Pattinson because she says this specific quote just after having returned from doing press with Sanders in Australia.
Truth is, the whole article does seem to paint a picture of a girl with some emotional problems.
Can someone who also read the article confirm for me if the interviewer is implying that Kristen requested Vodka at the photo shoot? Or was it Joan Jett? It’s worded strangely and I’m on two hours of sleep.
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If I remember correctly, the interviewer states that she asked for vodka but settled for white wine instead because “it’s too early” for vodka or something like that…
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Well, as the new base of knowledge, twitter
, says, she was coming from press tour in Australia, but she had just spent the weekend at the wedding with Sparkles.
And why am I always in moderation?
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LOL..she was talking about her new boyfriend.Rupert.
we can see in their pic,seems like rupert really need her armpits.LOL….
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I stopped reading about this because it was getting old. But these interviews bring this “steaming pile” back to the forefront.
Maybe, just maybe they (Sanders and Stewart) were planning on leaving their respective partners by the time these interviews hit and she would admit she was referring to him as her boyfriend. BUT, they got busted in the mini-cooper and their plan got blown big time before they had told anyone. Otherwise, these quotes are kinky and “krazy” at the same time. Probable?!?, don’t know, but with these two anything is “possible”.
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Your theory/probables makes a lot more sense come to think of it. Kristen and Rupert, from their interviews, really dig each other. They’re on the same wavelength, so to speak. It’s possible too that Rupert used the old ploy on her that he and his wife are not connecting anymore and suggested he and Kristen could possibly be together someday and she bought it. So she agreed to the affair since they “love” each other. Kristen’s apology could have been really sincere in that she was sorry for hurting Rob but “I love him” refers to Rupert. If people jumped to the conclusion that she meant Rob then it’s not her fault.
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The name of the 20/20 special is ‘The Camera Never Lies’. It’s 2 hours long.
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Wow, why would someone who wouldn’t even confirm the relationship forever spill THAT particular secret? Oh, the timing.
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Eww gross, gross and gross.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9y388TAPH1r3ogk2o1_500.gif
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I just laughed my head off at that gif… thank you so much for posting that link to it. Absolutely wonderful!! I saved it as “rob having lunch” on my ‘puter
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OMG… Freaky
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Thanks for that! LMAO!!!
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Hehe
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I cried over that one!
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Its interesting that none of the media has mentioned Rupert Sanders quotes regarding Kristen and his wife ( in British vogue). Not only is it quite telling, it’s also disturbing. He give Humbert Humbert a run for his money.
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I didn’t know there were any quotes. Thanks for the tip.
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How he thought it would be o.k. to give that quote when they were having an affair is mind-boggling. It’s like they were asking to be caught. HW morons, a new, special breed of moron, completely immune to logic or common sense.
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Yeah, I understand praising your lead actress for her talent (like he did on the DVD) but stating in a magazine that your first impression was her “lower pelvis” and “very tight jeans”. What a douche.
Plus the fact he can barely describe his wife yet rambles on about Kristen’s traits and beauty shows that he’s an asshole
It’s also clear why he was attracted to Kristen and he very much like younger women.
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On a different note, I like the Vogue pictures. I don’t really have an opinion on her appearance but I always felt she was not being shown in her best light. These photos make me think maybe the whole 80s vibrant print/big hair and makeup might be a good look for her. I realize this goes a bit contrary to the image she wants to promote.
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I think she is stunning, and the dress is gorgeous, but it just doesn’t work on her. The dress would look a lot better with an updo, IMHO.
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she’s gross…. he’s so much better than her, too bad she blew it
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Rob deserve a better girl…..
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Maybe it’s not quite as weird as it sounds. I stick my face in my children’s armpits all the time to give raspberries. Mind you, they’re 8 and 6, so their pits don’t smell yet. But I love the shape of their armpits, and it makes a lovely loud echo-y raspberry.
Or maybe it is that weird and I’m weird too.
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I kiss and nuzzle my babies feet. I wouldn’t even consider kissing my husbands feet.
It’s an entirely different thing
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Robert or Rupert? Clarification please? *bats eyelashes…snicker*
I get the whole loving his scent thing but T.M. f**king I!
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Licking armpits? Really? Because he liked the “unwashed” smell of her? I mean really?
She truly is a shameful disgusting creature. She obviously can’t keep her legs closed to, or her sweaty stinky armpits out of, a man’s tongue’s range!
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MichaelK at Dlisted said it best:
“I just want to rub a deodorant stick all over that quote to get the stank out. So f–k KStew for giving me that image, because I really didn’t need that today.
But since KStew had to go there, she needs to specify which boyfriend she was talking about. Because I need to know if RPattz’s new nickname is Pit Licker Pattinson or is Rupert Sanders’ new nickname Rupit Licker? Please clarify, you dirty bitch!”
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ha, love MichaelK.. and I’m betting she was talking about Sanders, but Pit Licker Pattinson (or Pitlickin Patty as I’ll have to refer to him from now on) is funnier..
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Yes ORLY, MichaelK is the best IMO. No matter how crappy of a day I am having, I need only visit his site and he’s got me laughing out my bad mood.
Oh Pit Licker Pattinson or Rupit Licker … too f*cking funny! Michael would be impressed!
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Orly. I think I may love you.
Classic post!!
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Co-sign. Michael K. is one in a zillion.
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Thanks for ruining my lunch.
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The quotes from Rupert about her and her talking about taking the part in the film seal the deal that they began the affair from the moment they met.
He also compares her to his wife and calls her “whatever”. He’s scum and so is Stewart.
I’m waiting for her appologists.
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Holy… Wow.
What’s up with spilling bedroom secrets, especially things that veers off to Fetishland territory for most vanilla couple.
Hail, one of my past obgyns was so vanilla she couldn’t even say Sex (keeps asking “how many times have you ‘mixed’ with your husband this past month”, and sounded so apologetic for asking a question like thaat.
Unless, she thought she’s giving an interview with Vogue Pooch. In that case that’s fine.
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Ugh, TMI. Poor Rob. I feel like he’s getting such a raw deal in all of this crap. Kristen is going through a quarter life crisis, and he’s getting dragged down in it all. Now he’s the guy she cheats on and the guy that loved to lick her armpits.
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and, people seriously needed to know this – WHY?
Honestly, I wish some of these folks would listen to that “little voice” in their head and know when to just shut up.
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Agreed! Oh, Kristen…just…stop. Girl
needs to get a filter during interviews.
Seems like the few times Sparkles ever referred to her in past interviews (i.e. happier, more private times), it was always along the lines of her career or character as a person…he NEVER alluded to any details of his personal life with her.
But Kristen…you just make me shake my head in wonder sometimes.
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I would rather be cheated on than have humiliating details of my sex life made public. Poor dude got both.
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Seriously. Lots of people do things that could be considered weird in the bedroom, but you hope it stays private between you and your partner. Anything else is super disrespectful, especially telling it to Vogue…
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LooooooooooooooL
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I used to love to get a quick whiff of my husbands. Just when we snuggled.
But I don’t understand the licking. Yea you can love someone’s smell a lot but it wouldn’t taste good! If my husband liked my armpits he would taste deodorant.
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To me it almost sounds like she’s showing how much control she has over him. In an indirect sort of way.
Also, ”My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies.” has got to be on of the most stilted and awkward statements I have ever heard. It almost makes me buy the whole lesbian in hiding angle.
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“Of course I love p-nis. I… crave it -yeah, that’s it- I crave it all the time. It’s hard and stuff and I… want… it?…”
In support of in-the-closet-stew.
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Lol!
It sounds so awkward! How embarrassing all around..
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She also said she doesn’t understand why people want to wash sweat or something like that. She’s really dirty so her talking about licking armpits isn’t sexy it’s plain disgusting.
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People need to shut up about their sex life. It’s not our business. So tacky!
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Love her dress, tho!
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She ISN’T talking about Sparkles….they broke up. Remember?? This is about her new new new boyfriend…don’t know his name and don’t care. Anywho…chew on that info.
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This interview was done WAY before they broke up. Thats how magazines work. Chew on that info
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Everything about this woman screams TRAILER PARK!!
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I 100% think she was being sarcastic. She’s always messed around with the media, right? I can’t force myself to read the whole thing to back up this interpretation, but it would seem wholly out of character for her to actually share this type of information.
Please don’t anybody call me a twihard. The title of the post says discuss so I am obeying!!
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I agree 100%. And all this talk of “mental illness” is malarkey. Jesus, people- simmerdownnow.
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Sarcasm does *not* translate well into print, so you’re very likely right. I think Cumberbatch has the same problem.
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what did Rob ever see in her?
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She gave him anal without complaints?
I went there.
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When I was in my mid 20′s, I had a boyfriend whom I initially met after he had completed a bike race. For some reason, I loved the scent of his sweat. I don’t know why, but it always got me aroused. So, I get what she is saying.
However, to say that and the baby comment in the interview makes me think she was drunk, high or both. She must have thought herself so clever for not mentioning Rob by name.
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Poor Robert Pattinson. As if it wasn’t enough that this moron publicly cheated on him AND managed for it to be photographed, issued desperate apology, and paraded about in his things, thereby inviting speculation about their relationship when things were just beginning to die down, here she is now with intimate details of their sex life. Honestly, was she TRYING to get rid of him and ensure he never forgives her?
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That’s a possibility. Either she was trolling, or she’s in the midst of a mental breakdown, or she is trying to push him away. There would have to be easier ways to push him away than shaming yourself publically, but I’m not sure all her cards are residing in her deck at the moment.
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I just feel bad for Rob. I dont really understand why she wants to humiliate him over and over. I totally understand the licking armpits thing, its intimate and personal and I know what she means when she says it. But its private and I’m sure Rob would not want that piece of his sexuality broadcasted… especially after she cheated on him. “So in love” and “wanted his babies”. Yikes, I imagine that’ll be painful for Rob to read…
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Honestly, I can’t believe none of you have gone with another conclusion – that she was totally trolling the interviewer. Even the interviewer wondered if she was yanking her chain. Because she went from refusing to talk about him or even admitting she had a boyfriend, to giving details of their sex life (supposedly), I think its BS. That she is so sick of the questions that she just made up this ridiculous story for shits and giggles. Rob trolls interviewers all the time.
The only other conclusion if she isn’t trolling, to me, would be the mental illness or breakdown scenario. It’s too big of a behavior change.
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That’s what I said…look at it objectively, and it looks like she’s seriously having a breakdown/severe mental and emotional issues. Of course, several of the people have decided she must be a demon slut who goes around wrecking havoc for shits and giggles. She’s immature, selfish, and most likely mentally ill in my opinion. I read the article, and it did not come off like she was in her right mind. As Jay said, until Britney shaved her head and threw a milkshake, it was just chalked up to eccentric behavior. People cheat and do horrible things. It’s not the cheating, it’s the manner in which she cheated.
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I think she was drunk and feeling guilty about her affair, so she gushed about Rob.
She is essentially humorless in most of her interviews, and takes everything SO seriously. I don’t think this was an attempt at trolling, just a stupid thoughtless admission while drinking at a party. Pushing at her boundries and being “real”— ?
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If that’s what happened, and I think it quite likely given what we know of her “wit”, then she is still a full-fledged moron. Sarcasm doesn’t translate well on text. It’s very hard to convey properly and she established no context for it. She just started word-vomiting out of nowhere. So either way, she still comes out of this as painfully and embarrassingly stupid and conceited.
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EWWWWWWW! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! *covers mouth* I think I am gonna puke! *baaaaaarf*
Oh God! I was drinking Coke while reading this article, I swear everything inside my stomach came back to my throat! -_- uhh!
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USED TO like to lick her pits; that’s over Stew…
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Random Friday afternoon thoughts:
- she needs therapy before she ever thinks of attempting motherhood
- if RP was having any doubts about breaking off, these quotes hopefully are furthering his resolve
- just when her PR people were starting to relax a little, here’s another challenge for them. Hope they’re charging her triple-time.
- can’t wait to see her travel outfit exiting Toronto.
- even though this disclosure is terribly indiscreet of her, it’s kinda making me like RP even more (blushing terribly as I’m typing this).
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Kaiser you’re too funny. Yep I know that feeling of loving a mans smell. But licking arm pits?……….Ok, I’ve got nothing else, a bit typeless on that one. It’s just not something I would ever think or want to do.
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Whenever she opens her mouth she sounds crazy as hell! Kristin, can’t you just shut the hell up about your personal life and act?
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To misquote a fellow Celebitch: I loathe her, I loathe her, I’m not sorry.
But, this is just the scandal that keeps on giving!
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I’m surprised so many commenters found the pit-licking icky. Armpit fetish is not that uncommon. They’re an erogenous zone.
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The actual icky part of this is her weird oversharing. I don’t care what it is you do, just don’t tell me about it!
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I find this very messed up, she didn’t say that during her interview, this was weeks later, she felt too comfortable with the reporter and shared too much, I don’t know why she let her guard down, now the writer took advantage and added her own speculation, I find it very disrespectufl, hopefully Kristen will never give her another interview
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You know what’s messed up? KStew’s fans incessantly coddling and infantilizing her. Every damn thing she does is somebody else’s fault. It’s Rupert Sanders’ fault that she acted like a whore and it’s this reporter’s fault that she let her guard down.
How about she acts like a big girl for once in her life and keeps her dumb f*cking mouth shut? Is that really too much to expect of her? She is responsible for whatever comes out of her mouth, not the reporter or anyone else.
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Thank you Janet.
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This story is causing some fun ads in my sidebar — two out of three of the ads are about treatment for excessive sweating. I take it Robsten wouldn’t be interested?
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Her face in those photos? Relaxed, happy even? They’re together.
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i have been a fan of this website for ages… but what are biscuits????? i am always confused by that term!!!
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it’s code for p*ssy.
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Biscuits=vagina
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Another vile, disgusting, classless piece of TRASH. Only thing separating her from the Kartrashians is the Twilight Franchise.
She will be a footnote in oh…I’d say…3 years??
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I get the smell thing, it’s primal and I know I’m not alone in soaking up the scent of the one I love.
But coming from her it just smells of trying too hard.
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I get the smell thing, it’s primal and I know I’m not alone in soaking up the scent of the one I love. But coming from her it just smells of trying too hard.
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I get the smell thing, and I know I’m not alone in soaking up the scent of the one I love. But coming from her it just smells of trying too hard.
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I get the smell thing, its primal and I know I’m not alone in soaking up the scent of the one I love. But coming from her it just smells of twihard. (Sorry… that was really bad but I did amuse myself.)
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I didn’t care about the armpits. All I could focus in on was that she was finally declaring her wild, adoring love for him publicly, wanting his babies, and yet this was the exact time she was “fornicating” (Thanks, Seal) with the director? Odd.
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I dunno, even though she’s often photographed in mags in big girl fashionable sexy clothing, I somehow still see her as a little valley girl, not grown up yet, still immature and not ready for what she thinks she wants….biting off more than she can chew, needing to grow up a bit and get over herself.
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TMI!
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Oh my gosh this is epic. Thaks Kaiser and to the person who posted the link to the full article. I believe 100% K-Stew was referring to Sanders. What was Sanders doing talking about a burn very low on K-Stew’s pelvis that he witnessed her bandaging with a camel clamped in her mouth? I think he fantasized about her from day one. Why are these experienced Hollywood people so impressed with one another. I believe she was acting like a tough girl. I don’t think for a minute she actually is one. I can’t believe the writer calls Kristen articulate. Kristen has the vocabulary and emotional maturity of a 12 year-old. I do think she takes beautiful pics and I will always love her in the first Twilight.
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What a betrayal. I’d never trust her again. And from what I hear Sparkles doesn’t shower and he smells like a Philly Cheesesteak.
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Why does she need to tell the world?
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Well, the content of that print interview is unfortunate. Looking back, all her interviews in print have featured some ‘side-dish’, off the cuff remark about her ‘boyfriend’ or some other personal titbit. Kirsten has been built up with such hype & praise in past few yrs that would it be so surprising for her to hv become a bit full of herself? This blatant disrespect is now extending to not only Rob, but his family, their mutual friends, and of course, Liberty Ross & her children.
What I want to know is who taught her that in order to be so ‘real’, she had to pretend to not look fake? She always has professed to being herself, but she looks uncomfortable, struggles to get ideas across to an interviewer, and the red carpet clothes all wear her and not vice versa. Let’s face it, if she were comfortable, she wouldn’t be switching to Converse in 2 seconds flat. Recently this ‘realness’ business has seen her saying that she dislikes fellow actors who put a dress on & pose at charity event red carpets, ‘just for a cause’. And as she said in Comic Con, she’d build a hospital to atone for her copious swearing in front of an 11 yo co-star.
So last night when Rob appeared at the Stand Up to Cancer telethon, sure he didn’t pose on any carpet, but he did put on their t-shirt and implore ppl to donate in a quick spiel. Does that mean he is pretentious? Did Taylor Swift sing for publicity, or did she write a song in response to a boy with cancer? Did Gwyneth Paltrow turn up to sell herself or because her Dad died from cancer? Do all these mega stars reek of pretentiousness – of course not. and hey, some stars are of course all about Hollywood but at least they dont try too hard to be so deep or so real.
Perhaps her camp’s thoughts are that she’s so nervous at interviews anyway, plus now with the scandal, she definitely needs crisis folks and her publicist. Funnily enough though, most interviewers who go one on one with her will say she is pleasant and articulate, without a publicist being present. How bout just lowering the restrictions on her a bit and let HER learn herself where to draw the lines. Sure she’s a loose cannon of sorts right now, but hey, practice makes perfect right?
I’m not defending her tryst at all. In fact, I question how long the affair would have gone on for had they not been sprung. Thence how appropriate is the remorse, as per her public statement? I can’t see her having any excuse or reasoning that would instantly make her remorseful, nor for Rob to take her back – at least not in the immediate term.
Kristen I think has had her ego propped up so sky high by HW, funny that those coddling her now, are mostly doing it either for good press, out of misguided sense of righteousness, or for monetary reasons. Sure the witchhunt and nasty name calling is pretty classless, but why make excuses for her?
I can’t imagine she has anyone in her life that is terribly worth confiding in, and who would give her GOOD earnest unbiased personal advice or support…. Oh that’s right, that person would have been Robert Pattinson…but well, we all know what happened there.
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Print makes it hard to be sure, but the armpits and babies quotes seem completely drenched in sarcasm IMO. Just can’t imagine their being delivered without a sneer. Maybe from someone else, but not her.
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Wow. Mental illness from a couple quotes. Scared for the future.
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KS comment is not that bad. In most interviews if it’s to be called “good” most celebs reveal smth juicy but usually inane babble really. Nothing that rocks anybody’s worlds. that comment is pretty docile.
I also agree with people angered by someone giving her the bipolar tag and neatly fitting in actions with that, I’m bipolar and don’t give it away left right & centre! That was a hugely ignorant comment & deserved all the grief it got.
Frankly, if i was just 22 and everything had fallen in my lap, I’d be crazier than KS is. She’s pretty much normal. It’s just unfortunate things have been said with this timing. That is all!
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If a person cant see she was CLEARLY being sarcastic, then … I just can’t. I almost feel like I am being trolled by the people taking those remarks at face value rn. Like … REALLY???
Now WHY she was being so bitterly sarcastic about the topic, is a more interesting spin. And no, I don’t mean some deep profound insight into her psyche and disposition post-minicooper’. I mean more like … bitter that people are so desperate to (as shown here) believe literally anything they read, perhaps, no matter how absurd.
I’m baffled.
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Apparently this is a thing. When I was in high school, I read a few books by Stephen King’s wife, Tabitha, and that was her hot sex thing in more than one book. I could read the hell out of some Stephen King with no problem, but that was too much for my young brain and gave me nightmares. lol Can’t say I’ve ever wanted to try it out though. YKINMKATO and all that, but it still makes me kind of look sideways at them.
That is some very unfortunate timing though.
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I’m sure Rob is glad he doesn’t have to pretend anymore. He’s now free to date whoever he wants
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In her case,
“I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off.” = “I don’t get this obsession with washing.” Period. She barely ever showers, everyone knows that.
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Average looking.
Less than average acting ability.
Really nothing special at all, I dont get the obsession with her.
Every time she opens her mouth she comes across like a self important, entitled bitch.
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