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Two weekends ago, The Hamm Dong came out to play in NYC. Dlisted had the glorious photos of Jon Hamm going commando, let his junk fly freely in a loose pair of chinos. You could pretty much make out every detail of The Hamm Dong. It was amazing. Of course, we already knew The Hamm Dong comes out occasionally – I suspect that Jon Hamm is so well-endowed that underwear can simply be uncomfortable for him.
Anyway, these are new photos of Jon on the Massachusetts set of his newest film, Clear History. As you can see, The Hamm Dong has been contained. I’m assuming that Enquirer story from years ago was dead-on: that the costume department DEMANDS that Jon Hamm wear underwear, lest his thunder take over every film and television production he’s involved with. But! The Hamm still gave us a nice butt shot. He has kind of big butt for a dude, right? I suspect that his ass isn’t flabby, though. I suspect that he’s all muscle. I dated a dude with a big butt like that – the dude was a swimmer and it was ALL muscle.
As for the film, Clear History. Apparently it’s an “improv comedy”. Jon stars with Larry David, Michael Keaton (!!), Danny McBride, Bill Hader, Eva Mendes (?), Kate Hudson and more. You can read more about the film here. From the description, I think The Hamm is probably playing Larry David’s ex-boss.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jon Hamm
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I would, but I don’t get hot pants for him as much when he’s not Don Draper…(and PS: I don’t like those pants.)
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I like him but I only get hot for him when he’s Don Draper. His Don persona changes the way he looks and makes him all dark and mysterious and yummy!
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omg….first JGL now Jon Hamm? what did I ever do to the Gods of Hot to deserve these morning treats?
Oh and the answer is heeellllll Yaassssss!!!! God I will.
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No, I wouldn’t. And his butt doesn’t seem all that firm to me.
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If I could separate the dong from the man I’d do it. But since it is a whole package, including the big ass, I’ll pass. For me there are better dong’s to covet.
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A floating dong…that would be one scary sh*t, non? o_O
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The Hamm Ass discussion has me blushing! But as much as I love him as an actor, he’s just not my type I guess. I do love how he can play such a range of characters, from highly repressed to insanely goofy.
My big question is…why is he not filming the next season of Mad Men? Or is it already complete?
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Yes please! He is so handsome and he is really funny, which makes him even more attractive. That and his ass…amongst other things, wow!
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All. Day. Every. Day. Good lord!
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” lest his thunder take over every film and television production he’s involved with.” ohhhh, this was too funny.
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His pants remind me of Mr. Rogers, but he has a nice butt. And face. And body. And face. And hair.
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And dong.
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+1 Must not forget the DONG!
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Damn.
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he looks like he drinks too much, just a hunch…..and smells like booze and garlic
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yes, I would. He looks better here, not as sweaty and hungover as usual. I hope he’s cutting back on the drinking as it was taking a toll on his looks.
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He seems very fratty.
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He’s not for me, seems kinda dickish…HammDong aside.
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I don’t want to reply three times, so I’m going to agree with CW, Lizzi and Talie, in one single post, on the following:
a) He looks like he drinks too much and smells like booze and garlic;
b) Most of the time he looks sweaty and hungover;
c) He seems fratty — which would be already a turn off if he was a twenty-something guy, but the man is in his forties.
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geeze, I feel kinda of sleazy, this is the third hunk, I have said “YES, I’d hit it”…
but umm, yeah, in a heartbeat. I love his neck, I know its kinda weird but I love a masculine looking neck.
to nibble
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based on the preview, yes.
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I would hit it. He’s funny, he has big junk and he seems like a cool guy. I would go to town with this dude.
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+1 (again… hehe)
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Several times a day, actually.
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Would I hit it? Um, hell ya, time & time again. I’d even go as far as confining him for a time so I could have my way with him whenever I wanted
And, really I would just love thier to be nude photos leaked of him one day because I am dying to see that beast unleashed!
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My husband has a bubble butt too & I think its adorable!
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For the rest of my life.
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It’s a baseball player’s butt. All that bending & squatting to pickup (base)balls build the glutes. Good strong glutes are a useful counter-weight which helps them throw better.
Check out the pro players.
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no , he start to look like Toby Mcquire.
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To answer your question Kaiser: Yes, yes I would.
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Don Draper, yes. Jon Hamm, depends/no/maybe.
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Like the fist of an angry god!
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Ummm yesss Hamm’s movie is being filmed about 20 minutes from me this week. Tempted to lug my 1 yr old in the rain to go sneak a peek!!
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I’m not into the flat face buggy eyed look
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Hmmm…I just don’t find him that interesting.
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He has a very feminine butt, no?
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Nope. He lost me after theBridesmaids movie.
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