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FREE FIONA!! Fiona Apple was arrested for having hashish on her tour bus. It was in Texas, y’all. FREE FIONA! [Wonderwall]
Pink and Willow Hart, out and about in NYC. So cute! [ICYDK]
Emma Watson doesn’t understand this Olive Garden phenomenon. [Jezebel]
Patrick Stewart takes to Twitter to bash his cable company. [Starcasm]
Is this girl related to Elisabetta Canalis? Looks like it. [Yeeeah]
A Whovian defense of gay marriage. [OMG Blog]
Brooke Mueller was probably hittin’ the pipe before she got dressed. [The Frisky]
Courtney Stodden got plastic surgery. Probably. [Amy Grindhouse]
Katie Holmes found another pair of fug booties. [INFDaily]
Wednesday night’s TV lineup looks pretty boring. [PopBytes]
Sofia Vergara in a bikini – and a pageant sash! [Seriously OMG WTF]
Kim Kardashian Ass Chaos. [CityRag]
Is this really Lady Gaga? All of it, I mean, photo and song. [IDLYITW]
I can’t believe Jon Stewart & Bill O’Reilly’s debate is pay-per-view! [Limelife]
Martha Stewart dishes on her friendship with Blake Lively, and I can honestly feel Jennifer Garner’s head exploding. [Life & Style]
Do dudes still have any interest in Carmen Electra? [Hollywood Rag]
Jimmy Fallon spoofs Mitt Romney. [Bitten & Bound]
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Aw, Russell T. Davies would be proud of the Whovian gay marriage bit ^^
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Oh so THAT’s why she’s so slow and depressed all the time.
Dear Fiona, when you get out, buy yourself a nice sativa with an uplifting, giggly effect.
Oh wait…TX? Bitch is never getting out.
OH, and Olive Garden is disgusting, even when you’re high, and yes it’s confusing why it’s so popular. Though I don’t think that’s what Emma was talking about.
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As a Brit whose computer is on the fritz and the link won’t work – what’s this ‘Olive Garden’? Euphemism?
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It’s a restaurant chain for “Italian” food. It’s not really Italian, though. A lot of people disrespect the chain in the US.
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It is a horrible “Italian” restaurant that my dog wouldn’t eat at. My Italian grandmas roll in their graves!
Its not even Pret a Manger quality. That they should eat the lovely Lasagna at Princi in London. Or at our home table.
On another note to self-stay away from Texas:)
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I say we make it into a euphemism. Olive Garden now means…a terrible decision.
“She had the opportunity to bang Javier Bardem, but she Olive Gardened it.”
“Dude, OG FAIL.”
You made me obsessed with Javier now.
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I was with friends the night before a marathon and we had to “carb load”. It was the only place around that had the shortest line and i never thought you could mess up pasta, but they pull it off. Cheap place though.
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What a sad story! Bet you’ll never make that mistake again, Olive Gardening before a marathon. I like to carb load with a giant ricey burrito. Mmm.
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As a New Englander, I frequently forget that there are states that will actually arrest you and throw you in jail for simple possession! Talk about a waste of tax-payers money!
As a second generation Italian, Olive Garden annoys me to no end. I’m glad to hear so many other people think it is gross. I really don’t get the popularity, and the fact that even one person in this country thinks it is anywhere close to real Italian food makes me very sad.
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Pia, totally agree. Can’t stand that place. I think alot of people like it because it is cheap and you get big portions. I have family members that whenever I am in town they want to meet there. I always offer to pick up the tab somewhere else. HAHA. I would rather go broke….. Lol
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Two things I always remember about OG:
1. Their fettucine alfredo was rated one time (maybe more than once) as the unhealthiest, most fattening meal you could get at any American chain. Worse than Big Macs by far.
2. Way back on the The Bachelor, the Andrew Firestone one, he was asking a bachelorette what kind of food she liked and she replied that she liked the OG. The look of horror on his face was priceless!
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HAHAHA +1
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Come on people, OG’s chicken and gnocchi soup is amazing… it’s the only reason I go!
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Dad just rang to see if I wanted to meet for dinner at his favorite Italian restaurant. LaRosa’s
If we’re going to do chain Italian can it at least be carraba’s ?
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I happen to like their soup & breadsticks. I was beginning to think I was the only one on all of CB that liked anything from there. ^^’ Glad I’m not!
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ha ha there’s a shocker.. love Fiona though..
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Everyone wants to be LiLo these days. She is a trendsetter.
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I understand that we are all shocked with this news, but there is absolutely no reason to compare Fiona friggin’ Apple to Crackie Jr; let’s not commit blasphemy!
Fiona is the stuff of legends.
No, but seriously, FREE FIONA!!!
I might hop on a plane and fly all the way from Italy to Texas just to do a protest sit-in in front of her cell.
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Yep, I’m with RocketMerry, this woman is in a whole different level of person. Fi got arrested for pot possession in her tour bus, no reason to even bring up LL.
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I have tickets to see her tomorrow in Houston. I hope she doesn’t have to cancel. I’ve been a fan for 16 years and never thought I would see her live. Thanks border patrol.
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Fiona Apple? Now that’s a blast from the past. She disappeared from mainstream radio.I haven’t heard from her since criminal which is still one of my favorite songs.
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Absolutely! Full on blast from the past. I have to listen to a few songs to refresh my memory.
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She just released her fourth (and LONG-awaited) album, and she’s just as amazing as ever. You should watch her latest video, for “Every Single Night”… it might be my favorite of all of her videos.
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Free Fiona!
Let’s face it – avoid TX if you’re holding bc it’s a police state down there.
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Can someone please explain to me why the order of the stories jumps around. Sometimes a story is the second one down, then it jumps to the second page. Sometimes I miss stories entirely because they don’t show up until the second page when I think I’ve read all of those… Sometimes a story I’ve commented on hours and hours ago comes up as the second story. What gives?
Also, not to sound too elderly, but what * should* I be calling stories?
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We like to have the most-read and most-commented-upon stories on the front page, so we move stuff around in the morning and afternoon. We try to leave fresh, newer posts up at the top for a few hours.
You can call them “stories”. Or posts, or threads, or whatever.
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Posts or threads, duh, I was having such a brain fart. Stories are for the soaps when I get old. If they still have soaps when I get old.
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Thanks for the explanation. At first I thought I was nuts. Then, I figured it was as you said. But just now the Kelsey post was # 2, filled my coffee, refreshed the screen and it’s at the bottom of page two. I never know where to ask questions around here, links seem a good spot as they seem the slowest moving posts.
Got it now, thanks again
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Fiona needs to stay out of Texas!
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MoshiMoshi!
Indeed. Fiona should stay out of Texas and instead come hang out with me on my roof deck, where she can smoke weed freely and drink home made beer and sing to me with her kick-ass voice. I’ll even invite Lana Del Rey so she can hear what a real singer sounds like cuz I’m nice like that
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I’m with you on the roofdeck! We can Fiona and hubby do a duet for us.
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Or come to Lebanon! We truly have some of the world’s best hash … and almost everybody between the ages of 18 and 40 smokes
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I gave my life to OG for 3 years and I swear, it’s the worst company to work for. I HATE Darden.
Also, I hate to say it, but Courtney Stodden is looking better. If she did get plastic surgery, it looks great. She looks closer to her actual age -_-
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I didn’t believe it was Courtney at first! NOW I can finally believe she’s not some older woman. I think the lipstick made a big difference too… it tended to be that weird metallicy shade. Whatever she had done it’s working for her.
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Olive Garden sucks. Their food like ten years ago used to actually be a treat. Now it tastes like they are heating up frozen food in a microwave. Just inexcusable, horrible food.
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Re: Courtney Stodden. I think it is because her (fake) hair is an actual shade of blond now rather than “frosted ash.”
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@Samigirl- I will lift an Italian Margarita in a toast to your comment that Darden is a terrible company to work for. I actually have a coveted (haha) 5-year pin from the OG (I worked as a hostess there in high school and summers home from college). My 17-year-old innocence was shattered when the head manager was fired for banging the waitstaff on the premises. Hospitaliano!
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Apples & Trees & Brushes. Since when is that a threat in Texas?
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You know if it had been Willie Nelson they would have let him off.
I’m just impressed no one (to now) has made any ‘criminal’ references.
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Actually, the exact same police department arrested Willie Nelson for the exact same thing (weed on the tour bus)…
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Omg, I died laughing at Patrick Stewart’s tweet about all he wanted to do was hook up his cable and 36 hours later he’s lost his will to live.
ha ha! God, totally understand!
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Hahaha! I know the feeling. When my cable cuts out during Mad Men I want to slit my wrists.
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That’s Daniela Ruah, she is a portuguese actress (she’s in NCIS:Los Angeles)! Elisabetta is italian so I really don’t think they are related
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Being from a small town in Canada… my parents were saying when they go to Florida again, they want to go to Olive Garden. I will inform them of their poor decision.
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I’m not familiar with her, but isn’t that just a misdeamor? How long could she get for that? She kind of reminds me of one of the Olsen twins.
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WHAAAAAAT?? You are not familiar with Fiona Apple? GTFO!
Just kidding. But seriously, you don’t know who she is? “Criminal”?
Are you under 25? that’s the only way I’ll forgive you
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hahaha. seems like Kelly was born in the late 90s.
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Hell even I know who she is and I’m in my dotage. Girl should have stashed the hash in some brownies. Duh.
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Thanks for making me feel super old, Kelly. Signed – a Fiona Apple fan since the year of dot. :p
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I’m with Kelly. She reminds me of an Olsen twin and i have no idea who she is. Please don’t kill me. I turned 25 in May.
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I’m 24 & I have all of her albums & a day doesn’t go by that I don’t listen to ‘Shadowboxer’. Her genre probably isn’t to your liking but I seriously recommend you listen to ‘Paper Bag’
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25 here, and she’s been my favorite since I was 14. Agree with you about “Paper Bag”… I even sat through a four-hour tattoo session in tribute to that song.
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I’m 45, so I have no excuse! I live in Seattle, and we’re a “music city”, but I have to plead ignorant. I guess I’m getting too old, but I try to keep up w/ celebs…yeah, I’m still listening to “Like a Virgin”, and I’m Walking on Sunshine…:)
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Whattt??? You mean you, @kellyin seattle, haven’t listened to her album:
“When The Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He KNows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing ‘fore He Enters the Ring there’s Nobody to Batter When Your Mind is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand snd Remember that Depth is the Greatest of Heights and if You Know Where You Stand, then You Know Where to Land And if You Fall it Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know that You’re Right”?
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“Courtney Stodden got plastic surgery. Probably.”
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I am thinking she has finally stopped doing that odd pucker lizard smile… and her face suddenly doesn’t look so tragically twisted.
Or maybe it is just a little filler and botox.
But if she would stop curling that upper lip up…every time she saw a camera…. that would help a great deal.
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Ohhhh and that thing about Fiona.
Exactly how many news worthy people have to get arrested in Texas before you realize… not to pack your POT on the bus?
There are road signs all over this glorious State of Texas… that tells you our motto for living.
“Don’t Mess with Texas”
And we mean it.
And this is my favorite version of that road side sign.
http://goo.gl/1NXF2
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Fiona rocks! Free Fiona!
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Anyone remember when Dave Navarro was obsessed with Fiona Apple? He used to post from rehab. I miss the gold old days of Aol.
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Please tell me Fiona Apple didn’t get a nose job!!!!
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Holy Hell. I never would’ve recognized Courtney Stodden… She looks like a completely different person.
I’m conflicted. Yes, she looks better, but she also no longer has any ‘character’ to her face anymore. She just looks like a cross between Christina Aguilera & Barbie.
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Looks like Courtney got a nose job, lip fillers, microderm and had her eyebrows done. I debated whether she had had an eye procedure, but concluded that shaping her eyebrows was all she did.
Guess she took that diss from Playboy quite hard. I would dearly love for her to grab the Cracken’s hand and wander away from the cameras, never to be seen nor heard from again.
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She was arrested in the SAME town in which Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson both got busted for the exact same thing. On one hand, she should’ve taken that into account (especially after openly talking about smoking in recent interviews), but on the other… really?? Were any of these three artists hurting anyone?
So glad she was already able to post bail, and I really hope she still makes it to Florida next weekend!! I’m seeing her in Tampa on Saturday and then in Orlando on Monday… and I hope (because I am a crazy person) to somehow show her the artistic interpretation of “Paper Bag” that I just got tattooed across my ribcage!
Anyway, she is my all-time favorite artist, and come on people, it’s high time (hah) to legalize it.
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She better get out of jail and show up for my show next week. And she better put on the show of her life.
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LOVE Fiona Apple! Arrested for hash? Get real Texas.
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Texas is not a weed friendly state like cali. I think its stoopid to get arrested just for weed. She didnt do anything. FREE Fiona
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Ahh…I hope Fiona is okay. Love that woman. Although smoking up in Texas is not a good idea. Willie, Armie Hammer, Fiona, etc. They need to keep it in California.
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