Kellan Lutz knows that Kaiser usually writes the Kellan Lutz stories around here, but it has come to Kellan Lutz’s attention that writing in the manner that Kellan Lutz speaks (and here’s where it all began for Kellan Lutz) gives Kaiser a headache. As it happens, Kellan Lutz has no problem with Kaiser giving Kellan Lutz the shaft as long as somebody else ends up writing about Kellan Lutz instead. Because Kellan Lutz knows that you have a burning desire to hear any and all developments in Kellan Lutz’s professional and personal lives, and so the Kellan Lutz news must continue unabated.
Kellan Lutz is very much looking forward to Kellan Lutz’s titular turn in the Tarzan movie. Sadly, Kellan Lutz will not wear a loincloth in the movie because Kellan Lutz’s likeness will appear in motion capture. Kellan Lutz assumes that this technology will still leave room for Kellan Lutz’s hotness to shine through because this film is one of Kellan Lutz’s very last shots at post-Twilight relevance. Also, Kellan Lutz would like you to know that Kellan Lutz is very aware of the Fifty Shades of Grey casting rumors about Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz would like you to know that Kellan Lutz is open to this development. Here are some delicious tidbits from Kellan Lutz’s interview with Parade:
On his version of Tarzan: “It’s very modern. We have black hawk helicopters. We deal with family issues. It’s a huge movie. It’s going to look big. As an actor, [Twilight] is a blessing and allows you to be more choosy. You get tons of projects sent to you and you don’t have time to read it all. But I have a great team. They know I want to be a jet fighter or boxer or He-Man, Hercules, Flash, Aquaman — characters you want to spend time with. But Tarzan was at the top of my list.”
Will he wear a loin cloth? “[Laughs] No. For my audition, I wore a wig and walked in my underwear but I didn’t know it was going to be motion capture!”
On the 50 Shades rumors: “I’ve been hearing about that! I haven’t read the books; I need to though. The fans saw similarities between Emmett and Elliot. I don’t know much about either. I know Christian is the lead but that’s why I didn’t want to play Edward [Cullen, in Twilight]. He wasn’t really like me. I’ll trust the fans.”
Kellan Lutz knows that you could possibly find the notion of Kellan Lutz spanking a nubile young girl to be quite ridiculous, but Kellan Lutz would like to remind everyone that Kellan Lutz was in the running to play Edward in Twilight. Kellan Lutz didn’t read for that role because Kellan Lutz does not like to play “depressing” characters. Kellan Lutz finds the Christian Grey character to be a downer as well; and Kellan Lutz is a positive, upbeat kind of guy, so Kellan Lutz thinks that Kellan Lutz would rather play Elliot Grey. Kellan Lutz fully plans on securing this role and then giving future interviews about how Kellan Lutz was actually considered for the Christian role, but Kellan Lutz turned it down.
Kellan Lutz also realizes that there have been no actual casting rumors about Kellan Lutz playing what Kellan Lutz considers to be a very Kellan Lutzy character in 50 Shades, so Kellan Lutz decided to start some Kellan Lutz casting news all on Kellan Lutz’s own. You want to believe this news about Kellan Lutz, no? Admit it. The power of suggestion is all in favor of Kellan Lutz.
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