Rihanna wants to “elope” with Chris Brown, wants to get bolt-ons for him too

Star Magazine has a lengthy article about Chris Brown and Rihanna this week. Some of it is just a summary of what we already know – that Chris and Rihanna were fooling around for a while as Chris was officially “with” Karrueche Tran, that Chris dumped Karrueche for Rihanna, and that Chris and Rihanna are officially back on now. The gist of the Star piece is that everyone is really worried for Rihanna – one friend says, “No one close to them would be a bit shocked if they suddenly eloped. But her friends worry that she’ll end up back in the hospital – or worse.” Apparently, Chris and Rihanna don’t even care if their relationship is “healthy” and “Rihanna has told her close friends point blank — I would marry Chris. She even says she would have never left him if the media scrutiny didn’t get so bad. They’re passionate, and when they’re drunk, they’ve both made many comments about getting married.”

But the “friends” that Star Mag spoke to say the biggest concern is that Chris is just going to fool around on Rihanna now that they’re back together – Chris is described as something of a compulsive cheater. I personally think Chris’s infidelities would be the least of anyone’s worries, but whatever. Further evidence that the world’s gone cray? The Enquirer says Chris has convinced Rihanna to get bolt-ons.

Rihanna wants to boost her bust – because, according to a source, Chris Brown said she’d be “totally hot” with bigger boob! Rihanns is not out shopping for a plastic surgeon who will pump her up “at least one bra size,” a friend of Rihanna’s tells the Enquirer.

“It’s horrifying seeing how much control Chris still has over her,” said the friend. “It’s like she’s hypnotized.”

Friends are concerned that Rihanna’s fization with Chris has now spiraled out of control. Although she has publicly joked in the past about having “no boobs,” she never seriously considered going under knife – until now.

“Rihanna’s always been insecure about her cleavage,” revealed the friend, “but Chris’s comment has spurred her on to really do something about it. Rihanna can’t help herself. What she really wants is something she can’t have – a committed relationship with Chris.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

I get yelled at a lot for criticizing celebrity women who get implants. Here’s the thing – if a woman is really doing it for herself, because she truly wants to have big boobs, then God bless. All I ask is that you don’t insult our intelligence by denying that you got bolt-ons. But in the case of, say, Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz… I just feel like they got their boobs done because of a douchey dude (the same dude: A-Rod). I’ve also been critical of Taylor Swift and Kristen Stewart’s boob jobs too, but for different reasons – their implants contradict the specific images they’ve created for themselves (Swifty = wholesome, K-Stew = hardcore chick who doesn’t conform to society’s beauty demands), and I see their new boobs as evidence of hypocrisy. For Rihanna… God knows. Yes, she would be getting them for the wrong reasons. But once again, I think implants are the least of her worries, you know?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. Elisabeth says:

    “Sounds like a great life choice!” ~said no one ever

  2. Brown says:

    I thought the concensus on KStew and Swifty was that they were just wearing some really great bras?

    I am of the opinion that Rhianna’s body is one of the only things she really has going for her, so it’s nice to see that Chris isn’t happy with it..

    This is a bad situation that will not end well.

    • Amelia says:

      Eh, I think KStew may have been a great bra combined with normal boob bloat. Swifty however – I’m going to vote bolt ons.
      If Rihanna does elope with him then I despair. There’s really not much more to be said. Girl needs an intervention, NOW.

    • Tiffany says:

      I don’t think that Swift or Kstew got implants. There have been so many pictures of them since, and they are back to their “usual” size. Bras are pretty amazing now days.

    • A says:

      Ugh. Just feel sorry for Ri Ri. She has some serious issues…Also, I don’t think KStew or Swifty had bolt ons because there have been photos after their supposed boob jobs were their boobs looked small and back to normal….and then back up again in different photos. It’s just a good bra and a blouse or shirt that emphasizes their boobs in my opinion. For example, there were some photos of Swifty at an awards show last week and she looked flat chested…and then there were photos of her at a music video shoot the next week where her boobs were bigger. I kind of have Swifty’s body type, and my boobs can look a cup smaller or bigger depending on what bra or outfit I wear.

  3. marie says:

    for one, her boob size is fine and great for her body type. I think she should demand Chris get a lobotomy, cause he’d be a great guy..if he were someone else.

  4. bowers says:

    Wow, “totally hot” with fake boobs–of course.

    Do so few celebrities have brains?

  5. Micki says:

    Rihanna should not only get bolt-ons.She should try brain enlargement too.And Botox straight to it to keep it inflated and in shape.

    If a guy asks me to get new breasts my first request will be: Get a new dong first.

  6. Quinn says:

    Girl needs a brain more than boobs.

  7. EllenOlenska says:

    maybe the bolt ons will provide extra padding if he slugs her in the chest the next time he decides to take a swing at her.

    She is a fool for staying. I cringe everytime I see anything written about her.

  8. Skipper says:

    I have no problem with them getting back together, it was just a matter of time. I like her figure just the way it is though. No implants!

  9. dcypher1 says:

    Shes dumb whats she gonna do when he cheats on her with keropi and beats her ass again. And he will too.

  10. Jackie O says:

    so, so sad to witness a woman attracted to a man who treats her violently.

    self hatred is awful to watch.

  11. Malaney says:

    i would be insecure too if i was best friends with katy freaking perry and her perfect boobs

  12. I.want.shoes says:

    I would prefer if she got a 3rd boob implanted than for her to stay with Douchebag Brown.

  13. gg says:

    Here’s how it will go: she keeps on getting more procedures out of insecurity because he keeps it up with other women, she turns herself into Little Kim, cheating escalates, she sees other women all over his cellphone again, and then, round two is in the papers the next morning. I give it about 2 months.

  14. serena says:

    She looks amazing the way she is, she doesn’t need to get bolt-ons for that idiotic douche.
    I totally agree with you Kaiser.

    Kristen Stewart got a boob job??? Gosh I never knew!!! LOL

  15. Riana says:

    The only issue for me is you refer to them as bolt-on’s regardless of whether the woman got them for herself or for some douchy dude.

    There’s just something about that term that feels like degrading these women by reducing them to a Frankenstein experiment.

    Not to mention most times the bolt-on’s are…not. Kristin Stewart is as flat as ever.

    • Hakura says:

      I see your point (regarding how the implants are ‘referred to’, depending on for whom they’re acquired). I’m sure there are plenty of ladies out there who get them totally for themselves, & there’s nothing wrong with that.

      Though I think ‘bolt-on’ is also meant to describe what ‘sort’ of implant someone has (& their quality/positioning).

  16. Riana says:

    This story seems fake.

    Not that I don’t think Rihanna listens to Chris obsessively or would do whatever he wants, sure she would.

    But Chris has a history of dating smaller chested women. If he was really hurting for a D-cup he could have been with one by now.

  17. Saphana says:

    i still dont think Kstew got a boobjob. Im sure we will all know it when the premieres hit.

    for rihanna: i hope she gets it before he screws her up even more.

  18. lower-case deb says:

    mein gott im himmel.
    not only she’s desperate to be back with him, she’s going to “mutilate” herself to keep him?

  19. littlemissnaughty says:

    What I want to know is, who are these “friends” who keep talking to the tabloids? I seriously doubt the girl has real friends. Enablers, maybe. Sycophants, probably. But friends? Or maybe she had friends who have given up by now. I know I would probably have taken myself out of this situation at some point because clearly, she’s not hit rock bottom yet and before that happens, nobody will convince her to value herself. She clearly does not. It’s sad.

  20. BX says:

    I remember when Chris Brown came out. He was the cutest, squeaky clean teenager with a beautiful smile. He was adorable and sweet. Everything changed THAT NIGHT. What the hell happened to him? I never would have thought he’d turn out to be the monster he is today.

  21. ladybert62 says:

    Go for it Rhianna – you will not learn from the past – you will not listen to anyone about him – do whatever he wants – get bolt ons – let him slap you around – let him cheat on you. You have no self esteem now and he certainly wont give you any.

    If you live to see thirty, maybe then you will re-evaluate this verbal, physical and emotional abuser that you seem to think is the man of your dreams – he will create a nightmare for you but that seems to be what you want – maybe then you will see him for what he is and you will start seeing a therapist.

    • The Original Mia says:

      Excellent advice. The more people tell her not to do something concerning CB, the more determine she is to do it. Best course of action is to say nothing & let her learn the very painful lesson to come. I hope she comes to her senses sooner rather than later.

  22. Lulu says:

    Wow, seriously great comments here. Particularly loved the ‘implants or punching bags?’ And that she needs to ask HIM to get a lobotomy. This whole story is going to end up with her dead in a bathtub. I just know it. I can only hope and pray they never have any children.

  23. The Original Vee says:

    Last Sunday night Karrueche slept over at Chris’ place after a night of partying together (she was papped doing the ‘walk’ outside his place). They also hung out together at a bday party the week before that.

  24. Sunnyinseattle says:

    If there is any couple in the world that should not have kids, they are it! If they want to screw each other up more, fantasitic but stop the vicious cycle with them is all I can say. :-(

  25. Amanda says:

    These two idiots are the WORST – let them have each other

  26. Dani says:

    Does anyone see her song ‘Russian Roulette’ as foreshadowing as to what her life is/will end up like if she gets back with Chris? Creepy.

    http://www.metrolyrics.com/russian-roulette-lyrics-rihanna.html

  27. DreamyK says:

    Good. Do it. Get the bolt-ons, do everything Chris tells you to do, Riri. Play this out as far as it will go. It will make a fascinating book one day. Idiot.

  28. dana says:

    ok – dude is packin a pipe. lets be honest. Rhi is d***matized…not hypnotized :)
    Thats why KT did the walk of shame the day after he publicly insulted her….the peen is a powerful thing to some chicks…

  29. Zoid says:

    I hope she doesn’t do it. Ignoring the obvious (that he’ll still cheat and beat her) its nice to see a sex symbol that’s an A cup, instead of DD’s everywhere. She has a gorgeous body and her boobs suit her perfectly.

  30. B says:

    I thought she had bolt ons a few years ago. Maybe I’m wrong. I don’t have a problem with them, but please don’t let her get them for Chris! Unless he agrees to get some work done himself. He’s not good looking enough to even make such demands.

    • drawbackwards says:

      I’m pretty sure there were reports that she got implants a few years back. Her chest was much smaller when she was first introduced as an artist.

      It saddens me that her instability is often overshadowed by her seemingly warm, confident personality.
      I was involved in an abusive relationship for 6 years. In hindsight, we were both unstable, troubled people before the relationship, and subconsciously hoped we could save each other. We were toxic together, and my defense was always, “you don’t see when things are good, you only see the bad”. It was truly an obsession; we didn’t care who judged us, we loved deeply and fought hard. And then one day, I just woke up. Telling RiRi her relationship is unhealthy and dangerous is like telling an addict, who doesn’t think he/she has a problem, to stop using or go to rehab. Until she realizes how dangerous they both are together, no one (her mom, fans, etc.) is going to break through to her.

      • Denise says:

        I’m convinced she likes the fact that it’s dangerous and gets off on everyone being in a tizzy over it. She’s like a bratty teenager and needs to grow up before it’s too late. Yet another reason I will never be jealous of fame and wealth.

  31. Nicolette says:

    I guess that spineless douche will just look at them like they are extra punching bags the next time he beats the crap out of her.

  32. Adrien says:

    I envy Rihanna’s skintone.

  33. TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

    I agree micki eman and others – she is a talentless uneducated idiot and he’s about as bad – thing is if they were truly cool and hip and had talent i wouldn’t mind that they’ve made millions – but they are talentless classless millionaires, and that’s what grates.

  34. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh, Rihanna. *shaking head sadly* She’s never really appealed to me, but this…this is…it makes me sad for her.

    As a DV survivor/escapee (my first “real,” serious relationship), I can sort-of wrap my head around what she’s doing and why, but it doesn’t make me any less sad for her.

  35. shedakat says:

    This is Star and the Enquirer , i think it’s fake and also fistopher seems to like slim small boob women

  36. bondbabe says:

    She already has the biggest boob there is—Chris Brown.

  37. Jeff says:

    These two idiots deserve each other.

  38. HappyJoyJoy says:

    She’s trashy, but somehow the outfits she wears still manage to look “avant garde” because of her type of body (it varies on opinion, I suppose) I think big boobs will boost her into p0rn status. Those outfits would not work on someone busty. I’m just saying.

  39. DIANE says:

    While she’s out shopping for new breasts, she’d do well to stop by the nearest sporting goods store and pick up a punching bag. Unless, of course, she likes getting beaten up.

  40. Taska says:

    So I guess I was the only one who first read that as Rihanna was planning on buying CB some implants?

  41. Ginger says:

    If she does get breast implants then I don’t really understand why…her breasts are beautiful and fine as they are. She is a gorgeous woman…I just don’t get it.

  42. F5 says:

    Whatever.. she’s gorgeous lol (╹◡╹)

  43. Grace says:

    Rihanna is in crisis. Rihanna’s mother deserves probably 12 kinds of negative karma by not intervening on her daughter’s behalf.
    She lives off Rihanna’s money so she might as well stop being jealous(or hopeful)about her kid’s horrible relationships.
    Rihanna’s mom knows that her pervert ex-husband is negatively obsessed with his own daughter so she knows for a fact that Rihanna needs constant psychiatric help, nevermind Chris’ sorry self. The drugs are probably going to get Chris anyway.

  44. Moana says:

    They should get married. That way they only ruin two lives instead of four.

  45. Str8Shooter says:

    Its official: Rhianna is a f*cking MORON! Period. She deserves what she gets at this point.

  46. kitty-bye says:

    What is attractive about him again?

  47. Kosmos says:

    I’m not a Rihanna fan, mostly because she seems out of control too much of the time, but on her body, that’s the one thing I admired about her, is that she did not go for the implants. Sorry to hear that may be changing. I agree with what was said, that Chris is a womanizer and he will likely cheat on her down the line. That’s when this will all turn sour once again, but you have to let them do what they want to do and learn by their mistakes.

  48. Kath says:

    I’m not a ‘pop’ person at all, but I’ve always dug Rihanna. I would rather listen to her on the radio than Britney etc. any day of the week. But the whole Chris Brown thing just makes me sad.

    I look at that guy and I just see a mouth-breathing, slack-jawed loser.

    She is a gorgeous pop star at the top of her game… he is a total joke.

    I really don’t understand why smart, successful, rich, talented women keep choosing total douchebags. It’s like they are trying to apologise to the world for being successful by going for guys who are going to humiliate them and put them in their ‘place’.

    It’s not just famous women who do this either…

  49. handsome man saved me from the monsters says:

    The beatdown was the best thing that happened to both of their careers. All of this is for attention, and we are giving it to them. They’re not the idiots, they’re millionaires with no discernable talent. We’re the idiots.

  50. Jeffrey York says:

    He hit her once, he’ll do it again. She must have really low self esteem and she’s asking for trouble.

  51. Honut Sinti says:

    I hope both of them are saving their money for retirement.

  52. She should take Karate and then kick his ass this time around. But, it will take her a few years to obtain the skills necessary to kick his ass because he has a lot of tattoos and, as everybody knows, the more tattoos a man has, the tougher he is.

  53. Devyn says:

    Sex with him must be *phenomenal* for Rihanna… beyond compare. Seriously. It’s the only reason I can imagine for her willingness to put up with all his BS.

    Oh well, she knows the risks of being involved.