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FREE MERCY. FRERCY!!! These are pics of Kim Kardashian, all in white, dropping off her color-coordinated kitty Mercy Kardashian-West at a cat groomer’s place in Miami. The place is called Orange Groomers. Meet me a block away from the location and together we’ll heist Mercy and take her to a better place! We meet at dawn. Bring bolt-cutters and kitty treats.
I do have a question about this grooming. Mercy is still just a kitten, right? I know there are some long-hair cat breeds that definitely have grooming issues. My mom is a cat-mother to two (cross-eyed) Maine Coons, and (Hand to God) she has to SHAVE them. Not to their skin or anything, but a few times a year she has to give them a haircut because their long fur gets so matted and gross. But the overwhelming majority of cats (at least in my experience, and I’ve had a lot of cats) are very clean, and they’re capable of keeping up with their own grooming. So here’s my question: why is Mercy’s coat so matted and gross already, to the point where she already needs to be groomed? Is it because Mercy has been living in Miami, and it’s hot as balls there, and she doesn’t feel like grooming her long fur? Or has Mercy simply given up? Look at that kitty face! That face says “FML.”
As for Kim… at least we’re not looking at her butt crack, and at least she’s not wearing leather jodhpurs. So that makes her Mercy-coordinated outfit a success, I suppose.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kim Kardashian, Mercy Kardashian-West
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Those pants are holding on…I wouldn’t want to be too close in case that button gives way, it might cause an injury!
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I propose a Kardashian-free week, celebitches.
What say you?
Aye or nay?
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I begged for that yesterday. Every post perpetuates their self-importance and I don’t think it’s funny. The fact that she’s got an animal involved now really makes me angry.
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YES! A KARDASHIAN BAN!!!
I don’t even read the Kardashian posts anymore–I despise the entire family–but I opened this post because I love animals and I wanted to see if there really was a “poor, dirty kitty” or if it was a comical Kaiser-reference to one of Kim’s body parts…I guess it was both!
NO MORE KARDASHIAN POSTS!!!
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Enough with the “We need a Kardashian ban!” stuff. If you don’t want to talk about them, don’t click on the post. Some of us like to mock them and talk about their horrible fashion. It’s a gossip site.
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Yep. What Kaiser said.
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I said that I was refusing to comment on KK posts going forward, unless Mercy is involved, in which case all bets are off!
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Yes, yes, it’s a gossip site; but a Kardashian story EVERY DAY?
I join the other celebitches who won’t comment on her any more.
These stories and hits just propagate the media delusion that any one else in the world with an IQ above 11 gives a **** about the Kardashians.
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as vapid as I find the kardashians to be, I watch the E channel a lot and their show is on all the time, and somehow I end up getting sucked into it!
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I only glanced at the heading of the post and noticed the kitten’s name is Mercy. Did she name that poor thing after Kanye’s song Mercy? If so; how desperate is she?
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PUHLEEEZE!!!! No more butt crack photos either, I can’t wash that image outta my brainz!!
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
It worked on her ex bestie, Paris. Kim is all over every other site, every day. Are they paying every site to feature her every damn day in every possible damn outfit on the planet? When will it end?
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Oh no ban please! I pretty much only read Kardashian stuff on gossip sites. This family and their crazy delusional antics never fail to entertain me. They have such an inflated sense of self worth that it just gets funnier every week (except when there’s a poor kitty involved, of course) I aint gonna stop reading till her fake ass sags to her ankles.
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Ita when I need a good laugh I like to see what kims wearing.kims my comic relefe. Cause I think its funny that she has all hat money and no style and she thinks she looks good. Thats hilarious. Dont take that away from me. that cats too cute for her, mercy deserves a better owner. She is too cute. Im talking about the cat not the cat face.
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I know I’ll probably get blown out of the water for this, but does anyone feel at least a little sorry for her? Look I agree with pretty much everything that’s been said about KK today and before, but how empty and lacking her life must be. Her clothing choices and plastic surgery are indicative of some one without a lot of depth or say. Her mom tells her how to look and markets her sex tape. what parent would do that?! That’s not in Kim’s best interest. And Kanye, he has to be trolling her with those God-awful outfits. She’s a joke, she’s weak, and she’s being g used. She either doesn’t have the brains or the self esteem to do anything different and that’s sad.
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Every bloody single DAY, though??
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No, cherry bomb. I have to say I don’t feel sorry for her or any of those no talent, money-worshipping freaks.
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+1 i love the kardashian posts.
can you imagine wearing that much makeup to get your cat groomed?
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Kim’s zipper is down in the first photo, and I want to help free Kitty Kardashian.
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Wow that cat looks so sad. She’s cute though.
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Pray for Mercy
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Call the ASPCA and take that kitty away from her!
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The poor kitty has a princess charlene look on her face… PETA, where are you when you are needed??
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i hate cats, and i honestly feel awful for this one. maybe she’ll manage to run away.
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i hate cats too, after i leaned out my balcony window to try to lure my own cat back in and *#&#^@(# FELL OUT the window!
Feline B**tch!
but i do hate cats too, but not this one.
and from what little i know, Mercy looks screwed, she looks like her hair would stand on end from fright if she hadnt already given up on her own life.
and poor thing is going to lose it when OCD/KK/Clean Freak/Domestic Cleansing B**tch loses it and merzy sheds her first fur hair.
and pink kennel box? oh god…
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The intention was there with the outfit but as usual her body just made it look wrong. That pantsuit was made for someone with long thin legs and a small derriere. And how miserable does that kitten look! It has the same look that Kris Humphries had on K&K Take NY
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wow, Mercy looks like she has been thru IT!!!
WTH???
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that poor cat should be on suicide watch
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Hi maryoomba! That is a good one – made me laugh out loud!
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Hilarious!!!!
I almost choked!!
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I think she looks nasty because someone’s grubby hands are always holding her! Hands have oil on them and food and lotion and stuff. I think it’s hand residue.
Kittens are supposed to be running around playing and being cute! Put the damn thing down!
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She doesn’t even hold the poor kitty in a way that looks comfortable. She holds it away from her body with its feet dangling. Is she afraid having the kitty rested against her chest will mess up her outfit?
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Kitteh probably needs a bath daily because she’s covered in pounds of bronzer, spray tan and face paint from being handled by Kim.
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Yeah I think she doesn’t want cat hair on all her fabulous, flattering clothes.
Bronzer! That’s a good one too. Ew. Poor kitteh’s all gunked up.
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fly’s undone.
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Thought the same thing. Had to look at it for a moment… I think it’s just about to pop.
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She can’t even hold the cat against her like she’s afraid of getting cat hair on her outfit. That cat is matted cuz she probably keeps it in the cage until photo ops.. I second, FREE MERCY!
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Is it just me or is her fly not done up in the first photo?
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I’ve looked at it twice and it looks like it’s up. Looks like the material is being pulled because the pants don’t fit right (too small).
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Oh yea, that zipper is being pulled to its limit.
If it wasn’t made of steel, it would have already ripped out.
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Now, I have that same problem as I have put on a few pounds in the last year. But the diffference is I can’t afford to replace all my pants so I wear longer shirts
She can more than afford to buy pants that fit.
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Ughh. That last photo. That whole smug, mouth hanging open look is so annoying. Has anyone else noticed that we can’t get a set of photos of this dumb bitch without at least one photo of this kind? She probably thinks its a hot look, like her version of “blue steel” or something.
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oh lord!! I hollered so loud, I faked a knee injury!!
you ladies are on a roll!!
KarTRASHian posts are hilarious!
her face is plastic and there are some expressions that it just “falls” into.
heehee
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Poor kitten. She can’t even look at it and fake affection.
Please give the kitten to the SPCA so it can find an appropriate, loving home for that poor little thing.
Pathetic Bitch.
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OMG I want her kitty carrier!
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Why did she take Mercy out of the cat carrier? She could have left her in there and not taken the chance that the cat would jump out of her arms. She is not holding her very secure and I’m sure there are dogs in the groomers and could frighten the poor cat.
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It’s called “photo op.”
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That really makes me soo angry! What if that poor kitten jumped out of her hands and ran into the street? It’s just so irresponsible!
Also, in one of the pictures it looks like she is leaving the store and just holding the cat in front of all the paparazzi. My cat hates camera flashes so much that he runs away whenever I even have my phone pointed at him. I assumed it was a cat thing (not sure though) and if it is, I feel so sorry for poor Mercy.
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I’m sure the cat is tolerating being held because she’s in a strange place and she’s scared. Poor little furball.
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Why do her clothes always look so cheap? Is it because they aren’t the right size?
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I am not an animal person, I freely admit it. I can appreciate them for a moment or two, pet other people’s pets when I’m a guest in their home etc. Because of this, I would never get a pet, I wouldn’t be able to give it the attention it deserves. KK acts like she has no idea what she is doing with that cat, and I feel bad for it. Having a pet takes time and effort to care for it properly. Free Mercy.
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At least you honestly admit that you’re not an animal person, and by that logic have decided that getting a pet would be pointless.
Then you have ol Cat Face over there who is clearly not an animal person, getting a kitten to use as a fashion accessory.
She is just the absolute worst.
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Carobell – I totally understand where you are coming from. I’m not a dog person and won’t get myself a dog. I am a cat person though. I have 2 cats and I wonder where Mercy sleeps. My two cats cuddle up so close that it is hard sleeping sometimes as they get me boxed in.
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I can’t even, that poor kitten
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Agreed! My cat loves to be held, but by God he is not a Fendi purse! I would never cart him around like that as if he was an accessorie.
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By the looks of that last picture, she needs a better bra. He needs to hoist those things up.
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Her pussy looks worn out.
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My first laugh of the day.
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HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Her poor pussy
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Celebitchy can shut down for the day. We have a winner of comments!
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I appreciate that it is Miami and just about anything goes in terms of colors, seasons, etc., but good gracious, rules are rules. It is October 16. Put the all white cotton goods away.
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I live just up the road from Miami. Nobody follows other area’s ridculous for us season rules, which are outdated in any case.
Miami is the sub-tropics. We’d look and feel horrible in fall clothing and colors when it’s 90 degrees out.
Kim’s white is appropriate. The size and fit are separate issues.
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I don’t think it’s ever appropriate to look like that. Being in Miami doesn’t give you a free pass!
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Oh hell, don’t make me defend her. Obviously the kitten isn’t getting enough snorgles, but some longhairs have grooming issues. Could be she was taken from momma cat too soon, could just be kitten-tude. I’ve fostered and owned enough that I believe it might not be Kim’s fault.
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Ya think? I dunno…I get the grooming issues with longhairs-I’ve never had a long-haired kitty that doesn’t get some matting in the fur but this is just a kitten! Does a little kitten need to be groomed already? Her fur coat hasn’t even fully grown in yet (undercoat etc)….
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I could see it… the cat’s being carried around so much.
I got my grandmother a kitten a few years ago. He’s half ragdoll. As soon has he got his long hairs coming in he started matting. He doesn’t have the kind of textured fur that short hair cats do- it’s almost cottony feeling. It just is unrelenting when it comes to matting. We have to constantly clip the matting out of his fur.
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Erinn-you should give her the lion cut!
http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lioncut.jpg
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@OKitten
AHAHHAHA. Sadly… it’d probably help. Poor cat would totally get bullied. It thinks it’s a badass. It’s built so lightly, but it’s fur makes up for it’s lack of mass. Looks giant until you actually pick the poor kitty up.
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Yup. It’s just the type of cat she has. They’re nothing more than big foofy dust mops. I had a white Persian once. She was a rescue. Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL cat. Did’t have the bug eyes Mercy has. He was much more like the Fancy Feast cat. I digress. The upkeep on Persian cats is out of control. Not only are you talking about a Persian, whose hair is much finer than other cats, to include Maine Coons & other long breeds, you’re talking about a WHITE cat. Persians can’t just lick themselves to clean themselves, their fur is too fine & they can get sick. They need to be brushed constantly, or shaved down into a Lion cut. And God forbid they get into something. I mean, we are talking about a CAT here. Ever seen one of those in action? Kim Kardashian is a douche nozzle and a fame ho extraordinaire. Throw shade at her for those ill fitting pants she has on, not for the fact that she’s actually doing the responsible thing and starting the grooming early. Just my 2 cents.
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Would love to go just one day without having KK shoved down my throat.
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Shoved down your throat? Your visiting a gossip site..
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I love how she is pretending not to look at the camera….. FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!!!
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Kaiser, I have 2 Maine Coons as well and they never get matted. The trick is to regularly brush them, like once or twice a month, and that’ll avoid getting matted so bad it requires clipping.
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I think that we should free poor Mercy AND Karl Lagerfeld’s cat. I think her name is Choupette. I love cats and would take them both!
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She has her front zip semi-open LOL she needs a bigger pair of pants.
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oh, geez, she’s treating her adorable cat as if it were an expensive bag. not cool at all.
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Yep. That cat’s face says it all. It has given up on life. I have a brand new kitten at home and would NEVER take him out of the carrier and walk around with him like Kim does. It’s dangerous because kittens are known to climb and jump all over you and could fall and get hurt. What a dumb bitch.
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Kaiser – As the mommy of a (now-ailing) Silver Point Persian, who has hair AT LEAST 6 inches long when it’s grown out, I’ve taken her to the groomer on the regular for the last 11 years. I also have her shaved at least twice a year (once before it gets cold, and as needed when it’s hot), because that hair is more than she can manage.
I just want to bitch-slap Lardassian and cat-nap that adorable little bitty! Persians have breed-specific needs, and I highly doubt this self-absorbed twat will see that they’re met. *hiss*
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Your fur would be gross and matted too if you were a cat and got petted by someone with more makeup on their face and hands than the flagship Sephora store.
I seriously feel so bad for that cat. I love cats and it kills me to see that pig holding a cat.
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Exactly! This is what I think whenever I see her trout pout on that cat — How is that poor cat going to stay clean with all of Kim’s makeup on its fur?? …And, this is going to an extreme – but bc cats bathe themselves, the cat is actually ingesting all those makeup chemicals.
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LOL,”more make up on their hands than a flagship sephora”
HILARIUOS!!!
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Poor kitty.
I hate that Jonathan guy
That is all
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+1
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She’s wearing white pumps after Labor Day.
WHERE IN THE HELL IS SERIAL MOM WHEN YOU NEED HER?!
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LOL, oh my god I love you for that reference.
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Choupette should stage an intervention to free Mercy.
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That poor kitty’s face says it all. FREE MERCY!!!!
Thankfully KK is hiding her fake lardass but she still ridiculous in her 2 sizes too small clothes. White pumps? ICK!
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Look how sad Mercy looks in her arms compared to in the carrier
. I hate cats and I want to rescue this kitty! I bet this skank had her declawed.
Celebitches who live in the Miami area, save Mercy!!
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Camel toe in the last pic? And her boobs are hanging quite low.
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Funny how every post on the Kartrashians brings out the comments on how they should be banned & no more stories on them! SERIOUSLY?! You can choose NOT to read the story, no one is FORCING you to open up the post! WOW!
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Poor Mercy. Having to put up with Kim Kuntrashian. Can anybody in the Miami area break her out of her hell that she is in.
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I don’t know much about cats, but to me, bringing a cat around town seems absurd. I mean, I would love to see Kim pick up kitty poo with a baggie… but I’m sure she makes one of the producers do that.
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Probably wouldn’t happen. Cats tend to hold it until the find something to “dig”. I have seen cat poop on soft, puffy bedding before, but she probably won’t be dropping tootsie rolls in handbags the way a dog would. Peeing on Kim, on the other hand, is a very real possibility. Not that she isn’t used to it.
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Anybody else would be cuddling that sweet kitten, she is always holding it out like it will get a hair on her. We saw on her show that she hates animals. This is surely a ploy thought up by Pimp Mama to bring her some animal loving fans. I think she is circling the drain now …
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That is a LOT of white after labor day…
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Sorry but I made a hilarious scenario in my head, with KK saying Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 lines… it made my day!
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This is a job for Colonel Meow….Free Mercy…..
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Maybe she’s raising the cat so she can turn it into gloves or something? A whitekitty fur thong perhaps?
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Bhahah! I wouldn’t put it past her!
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Could be…can’t understand why KK got that cat. She obviously hates animals and sees the cat as an accessory, not as a living creature with feelings.
That is the most miserable-looking kitty I have ever seen.
Can cats get clinical depression?
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That hangers-on that’s always around her is so creepy. What a sad empty life he must lead. Too bad KK likely got that kitty de-clawed so it can’t scratch the living sh*t out of all of them.
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I see she’s wearing a very sensible outfit to take her pus…er, kitty, to the groomers. UGH, I just can’t even with her…
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“Poor, dirty kitty”, hilarious!
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Does the kitty carrier really need to be bedazzled and pink? I hate when women in their 30′s and 40′s act like they’re 6.
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exactly! i hate seeing grown women with hello kitty crap too
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P.S. I think she secretly wants a baby but is too vain and imaged obsessed to temporarily “ruin” her figure with pregnancy.
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I have a long haired cat and she does get the occasional mat. The key is proper brushing tools and brushing 2-3 times a week. It’s a chore, but it’s also bonding time with kitty. All I have to do is say, “Who wants to get brushed?” and she comes running out and lays on the spot on the floor where I always brush her. She loves it! And judging by Mercy’s fur in these pictures, she does not get brushed enough.
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I feel sorry for the kitty. I doubt Kim pays it any attention unless she’s faking it for the cameras.
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I’ve lived with a couple of mongrel long-haired cats, and generally they take care of themselves unless they’re sick. I have a brush but my current long-haired guy actually seems to prefer the flea comb (no fleas thankfully). I generally help him out only if he looks like he needs it, usually when he’s picked up burrs, but sometimes I get ambitious with the Furminator. Geez, he has an endless supply of fur when I do that. I also clip his nails with a regular toe nail clipper (not hard to do, cats don’t mind this as long as you don’t try to restrain them, I do it while he’s standing on the desk; an antsier cat sometimes needs it in installments). But with all the cash Kim has – why is she dragging poor Mercy to the groomer? Why not just hire someone to come to the house as needed? Does Kim even think to brush the cat herself on occasion? She probably needs a tutorial in cat care, she’s never really related to other animals before. Cats don’t really look forward to trips in the car, with rare exceptions. The straggly look in the pictures could be stress from the trip, cats’ fur does that when they’re upset.
And yes, cats can suffer from depression. One sign can be lack of self grooming. Hope Mercy gets to see a cat psychiatrist periodically. For reals.
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Kim looks good, Mercy’s cage is cute
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I have a long hair cat as well. He does get mats no matter how much I brush him and he grooms constantly. I did consider giving him a “lion cut” over the Summer since we live in Las Vegas but I kept putting it off. It’s not out of the realm of possibility but I’m still not completely sold on shaving him. Ugh! I can’t stand that she carries Mercy around like an accessory.
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Kim looks just as unhappy as that kitten does. She isn’t cradling it, or holding it close. She’s holding it out and away from her body, almost as if she dislikes its smell. There isn’t any affection in her eyes, in the second pic the man with her is gazing at the kitten more affectionately than Kim is. She is clearly not a pet lover, very poor thinking on her part to own one.
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This is one of the rare times it seems that everyone here is in agreement about something. (With the exception of one person, I think). Why didn’t she just get a white fuzzy purse? That’s how she’s treating the poor thing…
The cat is a living breathing creature, not an accessory to be taken out in public & swung around without any concern for her/(his?) comfort. Watch, Kim will get tired of her, & give her away, but tell the public she’s ‘lost’ for the sympathy.
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As a certified crazy cat lady, I can tell you that no kitten needs to go to the groomer. Long-haired cats don’t have any “grooming issues” until they’re adults.
Jah forbid this walking sex doll couldn’t get her assistant to take out a goddamned brush or put the little thing in the sink and give it a bath. Snobby whore.
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In the 1st pic Mercy seems to be thinking “I wonder if a leap from this height would kill me”. In the 3rd pic she seems to be looking at the person behind the counter saying “look, just take from this broad already”.
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Why is it that on almost every post here every comment sounds so MISERABLE. and CATTY and BULLYISH against each other???
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LOL @ “catty”. (’cause it’s a post about KK’s kitten. See what you did there?)
Is that you, Kim?
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