Kellan Lutz has a particularly Kellan Lutzy interview in the new issue of something called “DuJour Magazine.” DuJour is a real thing, although Kellan Lutz forgives all of the non-Kellan Lutzes out there for thinking that the magazine might just be some fly-by-night pro-Kellan Lutz propaganda. Kellan Lutz does not DO Kellan Lutz propaganda. Kellan Lutz is merely the most important actor in the world. Kellan Lutz is the next Robert DeNiro. Kellan Lutz is the next Al Pacino. Kellan Lutz is the next Marlon Brando. Kellan Lutz is the next James Dean. Kellan Lutz is the next Charlie Chaplin. Kellan Lutz is the next Christian Bale! Kellan Lutz is the next Colin Firth. Imagine that all of those actors mixed together in some kind of hearty, beefy stew, and THAT is KELLAN LUTZ. Or so says Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz is trying to convince the non-Kellan Lutzes that Kellan Lutz will win an Oscar. But Kellan Lutz isn’t “in a rush” for it or anything. Hahahaha. Via DuJour:
On his future in show business: “I want to act for the rest of my life. I’ll win an Oscar one day, but I’m in no rush to get there. I don’t care if that takes me 50 years, and I’m old. I just love what I do.”
On Twilight ending: “It really is bittersweet. It’s very much like high school…and I’m ready to graduate.”
On chemistry, one of his biggest passions: “I know a lot about chemical reactions, but it’s interesting to see how you mix two chemicals together and heat starts forming. I even made some polyurethane! (It’s what bouncy balls are made out of.) It’s great because acting has given me the resources and platform to help charities but also the money to create my inventions and pay for the patent process. Attorneys aren’t cheap!”
[From DuJour via Just Jared]
“I’ll win an Oscar one day, but I’m in no rush to get there. I don’t care if that takes me 50 years, and I’m old.” Kellan Lutz sounds like Lindsay Lohan. This is what it looks like, by the way, when Kellan Lutz isn’t barn-storming the Academy with Oscar-worthy performance after Lutzy Oscar-worthy performance. Kellan Lutz wants you to think Kellan Lutz is biding Kellan Lutz’s time. Kellan Lutz is all about underestimating Kellan Lutz… for now. Then, BAM. Kellan Lutz will blow you away and Kellan Lutz will win an Oscar. Just like that.
As for the chemistry stuff… I have no doubt that Kellan Lutz has a laboratory in which Kellan Lutz conducts “experiments”. Those experiments probably involved dismembered hobos. *shiver*
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