'12
Kim Kardashian is 32 years old now. And she’s still tweeting photos of herself like this ^^. She labeled this photo, “I just wanna chill in my sweats all day!” I guess we’re all supposed to talk about how much weight she’s lost. And she has lost weight. But I don’t want to give her any credit for it, because she probably just lost the weight by downing an endless supply of QuickTrim pills over the course of the past month.
I’m also including some photos of Kim out and about in Miami yesterday, shopping at the Louboutin boutique. Look beyond the too-tight skinny jeans (ugh!) and the leather tank with a peplum (WTF?!). She IS looking thinner in these pics. Like, dramatically thinner. See what a difference fitted clothes make? Because that cobalt blue Balmain dress the other day was just too much – too much fabric, too much boob, too much crotch slit. It added weight on her. Which brings me to the larger point about Kim’s weight loss: she automatically looks slimmer when she wears clothes that fit. Not oversized gowns and not too-tight whore ensembles and not God awful leather jodhpurs. Wouldn’t it be interesting to see her in a pair of jeans (that fit) and a v-neck cashmere sweater (that fit)? She would look so much better if she just knew how to clothe her body.
Oh, and in the Miami pics, you might note that Kim is wearing a giant diamond ring… on her pinky. E! News has a source who says the ring is definitely not an engagement ring because she and Kanye are definitely not engaged… yet. But Kim did post this cryptic message on her blog after she and Kanye returned from Italy: “What a romantic weekend! One I’ll never forget.” DUN DUN DUN.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Twitter.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in misc
- The Blemish interviews Carmen Electra [The Blemish]
- Rumer Willis joins Pretty Little Liars [Lainey Gossip]
- Morgan Freeman falls asleep during interview [D-Listed]
- Fug or fab: Isla Fisher [Go Fug Yourself]
- Tamra Barney confirms spinoff [Reality Tea]
- Movie franchises that rebounded [Pajiba]
- Why Dylan McKay is the perfect boyfriend [Buzzfeed]
- Saoirse Ronan could have been a Lohan [Evil Beet]
- GIFs from Cannes [Popsugar]
- Cat massages a dog [CDAN]
- Heather Graham is so pretty [Celebslam]
- What is Lucy Hale wearing? [Moe Jackson]
The very first thing I thought when I saw the top pic was, “Who still takes pics like that?”
Then I read the line about Kim being 32 yrs old.
Perfection.
…then I scrolled down further and went temporarily fashion blind. Urgh.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
@ Riana ^^^ This. This exactly
Report this comment as spam or abuse
“fashion blind” made the coffee that i finished 3 minutes ago come out of my nose.
but, really. acid washed jeans? and that ass. she could put it in something more flattering. those jeans make it look like a dumper.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
32 going on 8. Hmmm… What happened to her million dollar private island birthday party????
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Her ass looks disgusting. It’s looks fake as hell. The twitter photo is circa 2010. Isn’t it? She loves to use old photos and pretends that they are current.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Kim will always tweet pictures of herself and blogs will continue to do stories about Kim posting pictures. Nothing has changed and yet Kim still gets press.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She has nothing else to offer the world. *yawn*
Report this comment as spam or abuse
@Britney – The picture is recent. Peep the Kanye West shoes on the floor in the background.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
This is true…her caption is vague enough that if it’s an old photo, she can’t be accused of trying to get one by her fans. And I agree that it looks like it is.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I was thinking, she needs custom made jeans and pants. She never looks right in jeans made for people with a normal butt. She cannot fit that monster in normal jeans. Who could make them? The local tent and awning company. ***& e-gads, it looks like she owns many pairs of those awful, horrid lambswool cut-out-toe shoe/sandal/boot thingys…and can she not see that camel-toe in one of her bojillions of mirrors? That girl cannot wear normal human jeans, nope. That thing is about dragging the ground now too! Wow! I am starting to think her azz is her own public freak show. Its all she has that makes her different, so she plays it up. It’s awful, but it’s her thing. Has she ever dated an attractive man? Think about it. Those guys wouldn’t give her the time of day. She’s a joke. That thing says “FEED ME!!”….and boy, does she ever! It’s about to burst. I hate her now. Thanks.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I would bet that those jeans had to be tailored for her. I don’t know if she necessarily needs custom, she just needs to learn how to wear clothes that fit.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
It’s a diaper ass.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
This may be a stupid question, but is her butt really that big?
Did she get it “enhanced?” And if so, why would anyone want a bubble butt?
Is anyone else a little grossed out by the mess all over her floor?
I will never understand why people take, and then share for the world to see, pictures that show what a slob they are.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
does anyone else notice the difference of the butt size? what the hell is she wearing?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Me! but it could depend by the size of her clothes.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Yeah, how come it looks so much smaller in the first photo?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
thats because she has put the pants on her ass. thus it looks slimmer.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I was thinking the same thing, yet even more proof that she pads that ass.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
But why would you willingly go around looking like you are wearing a heavily soiled diaper?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I guess it is her look. Doesn’t everyone want to look like a toddler with a diaper full of poop?
That’s not a thing?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I never get used to the way her bum looks like a diaper. It really does look like she has a big old diaper on under her clothes! Too much.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
And this is exactly why I have christen her “Lumpy”.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She’s messy, isn’t she.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
that third picture.
best of her face i’ve seen in a long time.
at least first time i haven’t wanted to hand her a trout in a long time.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
she looks no thinner to me
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She’s sucking it in!!!
Kanye west styling=Kim fugly fashion victim/Moron
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Also those jeans are screaming for mercy!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
So is her camel-toe!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Agreed. The whole outfit looks painful.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Yup, she’s probably solely responsible for keeping monistat in business.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
OMG that huge ugly fat gross ass. She looks like a sea lion out of water walking around on its tail.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Best description of her I’ve ever heard!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Also how come her arms are thinner in the sweats pic and thicker on the peplum… Conspiracy?!!!!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
“I just wanna chill all day in my sweats” ??? With them half down your as* — of course. In a bra. Posing like a stripper.
Doesn’t everybody pose like that in their dress-down sweats?
Why does she pretend that pic is anything but her trying to look sexy and showing off what she thinks is a good body. Seriously? I can’t imagine the inside of her ego-pickled consciousness. And, btw, Kim, your as* is enormous … Way beyond sexy and into gross– I see absolutely nothing attractive about it.
“Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.” Fall down, Kim, we beg you. And stay down.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I like how “modest” she is…after all she was in a sex tape….
Report this comment as spam or abuse
This has to be my fav comment I’ve read in a long time! My coworkers are staring at me right now wondering why I just burst out laughing
I really don’t understand her butt. In that top photo, her waist looks pretty small but then her ass is huge. How do people get skinny but keep huge asses?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
It’s fake. Older pictures online of her show her as being very slim, with narrow hips and a small bum.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
she’s so “myspace-ish”, all her pics remind me of when the tweens were doing that pose for their myspace page.
she totally photo-shops those pics too. you can tell she ‘smoothed’ out her stomach. nobody’s stomach has such a straight line going down…pathetic.
and her ass is really going beyond humungo.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
that ass looks ridiculously fake.
ANWYWAY, ya, she doesn’t look thinner to me. She’s sucking in her gut and posing from the side so she only looks smaller.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
That ass deserve’s it’s own gravitational field!!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
It has one. It sucks in paps and hangers on and pulls them around with her.
I just want to know who makes jeans that fit skinny legs and an ass that looks 10 sizes bigger. It is something I ponder when I see her in jeans.
Those poor, poor jeans and that zipper. She needs Stretch Armstrong pants.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She is putting to much weight on her heels. It looks like the heel of her shoe is going to break.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I think this is an old pic, she’s not that “petite” right now….
Report this comment as spam or abuse
yes – that first photo is an old one. Her body looks completely different in the recent ones. Did she think we wouldn’t notice?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Those silver pumps are so cheap looking .
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Nope. The jeans aren’t working on that ass sweetie.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I know of no 32 year old in my life who still takes half naked mirror pics like its Myspace in 2008. I mean really Kim. You are too old for this nonsense.
Leather is gross especially wearing it in Miami.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
My sister does. She’s 44
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Now she have to explain how come her ass is always giant, even if she diet.
She should took out some silicon of her boobs and ass.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Her butts… Tch tch… Her butts looks like some kind of seat. A small kid can sit over her butts and won’t even slip down.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Does anyone else see the zipper on her pants… LOL – its holding together for now!! LOL
Report this comment as spam or abuse
LOL LOL!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I realize the Jackee Harry 227 peplum style is considered fashionable right now, but people who give in to it will look back at their 2012 photos and think, “Why was I always wearing that godawful ruffle around my hips?”
Report this comment as spam or abuse
“Jackee Harry 227 ”
Awesome 80′s reference
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Oh the horror!!! Somebody show some compassion and put those jeans out of their misery.
No weight loss here. Just a ton of laxatives and major sucking in.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Is she even relevant anymore.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She actually looks the same to me.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She needs a better fitting bra.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
My first thought when seeing the headline was “I hope she’s not underfeeding poor Mercy the Cat.” Or has she already become bored with the fluffster?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I think she has to be the biggest phony on earth. There is absolutely nothing attractive about this woman. She is only infamous because of Paris Hilton and that damn sex tape. She has no talent other than that. Her ass is something to be ashamed of not admired and yet she keeps making millions. Yuk.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Must be garbage day.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She looks like a man-made sex-robot gone wrong.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Quick Trim = QuickLipo?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I never even heard of jodhpurs until kim those are rediculous. Ive always thought kim would look better dressed casual instead of looking like shes going to the prom or something all the time.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Kim needs to stay away from those peplums they make her look fat. Why does she always ware the same thing but different all the time.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
we all look slimmer from a side view, especially if we suck it in, but that ass is damn near to her knees.
horrid
Report this comment as spam or abuse
If Kim ever gets pregnant, she is going to BLOW UP making j Simpson look like the picture of health during her pregnancy.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Can you say CAMEL TOE? geez how can she even breathe in those jeans? No wonder she’s so stupid…she like totes has her like circulation like cut like from her like brain due to the like tight jeans like totes! Barf
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Ugh, God, peplum needs to be dead and buried! I hate how this horrible ’80s trend has made a come back – it’s not flattering, and I can’t look at it without picturing sequins and massive shoulder pads : P
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Please don’t give KK any more bad fashion ideas!!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
A person with her butt should NEVER even stand next to somebody wearing a peplum …
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Is she having a slow motion breakdown? I like the shoes but everything else is just…I have no words for all of that. Her next movie should be a remake of Barbarella. She could call it Barbarella 3012: the Kmart experience.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I just don’t get her figure. Like, every time I see a picture of her I think I’m the victim of an optical illusion. I think big butts (have one)and huge racks are awesome, but in her case my brain says “fake” and “pneumatic”.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She has a nice figure. It’d be better if she’d stop padding her butt. It look ridiculous! Also for all her money, she dresses like a cheap hooker most of the time.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I don’t get why everyone has to hate on her. On a positive note, she’s a full-figured woman, rather than an unrealistic size for young girls and women to look to. Sure there are lots of negatives about her, but there are about everyone. Feel the love people!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Yet she wants the public to believe she’s a size 2. I’d give her props if she actually owned her full figure.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Feel the love ? She promotes a FAKE shoe “trainer”, a fake DIET PILL, and lies about her dress size. Youbetcha. She comes clean about her surgeries/Botox/fillers/b**ob job/cellulite photoshop, I’d clap my a** off for her. OWN your size and shape… Don’t lie about it and cram it into too small clothes … Every. Dang. Day.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
she…needs to stop. no one cares about your unhealthy, pill popping starvation diet kim! no matter HOW MUCH you weigh, you just need to wear clothing that looks good on your shape and is APPROPRIATE for the time and occasion. no more HO-STROLL see through clothing to get breakfast with your boyfriend. you will continue to look heavier and just plain stupid and tacky if you can’t be bothered to put on clothing that flatters you and fits you properly.
and it’s hard to look past her ill fitting jeans and unflattering peplum top, but i guess she DOES look like she could have possibly lost some weight. she still doesn’t look good though, because her outfit is distracting and atrocious on every level humanly possible.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She’s gross inside and out. I would die if I had her butt, her personality, or her immoral mother.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Kim has become another LeAnn Rimes with regards to twitter. She comes accross as desparate and pathetic in her constant quest for attention. She’s so cheap and tiresome.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
well apart from the cameltoe she does look good (not that i’m a fan of this totally vain, vapid, pointless family), but i don’t believe it’s down to pills or that she should be advocating them either.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Ugh!! Not in love with herself, is she? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She and Octomom are indistinguishable from one another at this point.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I totally agree that Kim has no idea how to dress her body. She tries to wear clothes that a size 2 would wear and it ends up making her look fat, and she’s not. Look at those skinny jeans and the placement of the pockets. Totally unflattering and it gives her a saggy or flat ass look. I know you look in the mirror 23 hours out of the day Kim. You’re telling me you don’t see this?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Why does she need to loose weight doesn’t she say she is a size 4.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
The diaper ass is ridiculous but her breast is also very distracting in this outfit. It’s not flattering her … Like has been said, she doesnt know how to dress her body. This woman has so much money and dresses so awfully, it’s a real shame !!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
That outfit look awful. Those jeans are just too tight or something. It makes her look fat and I know she isn’t fat. The top and shoes are just too dressy for the causal looking pants.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I don’t think she looks smaller. And dramatic weight loss? From last week? Hunh?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Doesn’t anyone clean their house before taking these twitter pics. She’s a slob!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She has what one of my favorite neighborhood homeless dudes told me I had one time: A Fat Pussy. He was right. I was skinny, but wearing low rise, acid wash grey jeans on a pear frame. All anyone could probably see was my Fat Pussy. I learned that to wear certain skinny jeans, I needed to wear shirts that were cut past the crotch. James Perse makes a nice shirt, Kimmie. Just sayin’.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Her ass is gross. Nothing against big assess, but hers is oddly shaped and unnatural looking.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
More lipstick on a pig.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
her ass is disgusting! imagine the huge poops that come outta that thang…
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She still looks gigantic. It’s ridiculous. I see women bigger than her all the time and they “gigantic” is never the first word that comes to mind. It’s her horrible fashion sense and extreme narcissism that constantly make me think she looks enormous. Even if she got down to a size zero she would probably just start shopping at baby GAP to ensure her clothing didn’t look appropriate.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She still looks gigantic. It’s ridiculous. I see women bigger than her all the time and “gigantic” is never the first word that comes to mind. It’s her horrible fashion sense and extreme narcissism that constantly make me think she looks enormous. Even if she got down to a size zero she would probably just start shopping at baby GAP to ensure her clothing didn’t look appropriate.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
The fake ass and boobs are her problem. If they were natural, she would look better.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
what a hot mess.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Dear god, that lump cannot dress. She looks utterly ridiculous. And as far as not having butt implants, it’s so obvious she’s had fat or something put back there (fat wouldn’t show up on an X-ray). She looks like a freak.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I can’t believe she has spent 32 years on this planet and has learned nothing … I still think of her as being 19 …
Report this comment as spam or abuse
My mum is 41, but she’s way more skinny and beautiful than her. LOL. Love my mum! (Y)
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I might as well just throw up all over my keyboard now,absolutely darn revolting!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Please for goodness sake…NO PHOTOS OF HER BACKSIDE. She has a dumptruck ass. ;0
Report this comment as spam or abuse
That’s one thick heifer
Also, that first photo:
No woman’s stomach is that flat, even really skinny women, there are muscles there and it never looks like a straight line unless there’s lipo or photo editing
If we’re talking about Kim KarTrashian, it’s probably both
Report this comment as spam or abuse