Does Mila Kunis have a “baby bump” or is it just an unflattering shirt?

For the record, I didn’t notice anything when I was first glancing through these photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in LA on Saturday. Then I noticed that the Daily Mail was making a big deal about Mila’s phantom “baby bump” and now I can’t unsee it. The Mail claims that these photos prove that Mila is “at the center of a pregnancy riddle after the actress was seen out on Saturday sporting what looked like a baby bump during a romantic stroll with boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, 34.” The Mail also notes that Mila and Ashton are already living together (are they?) and that Mila has talked about wanting babies before, tells Glamour, “I do want a family. I’d rather be in love and have a baby than a movie.”

Now, here’s my take: Mila does look a little “fuller” in her midsection. But it could be an awful combination of several things, none of which is a “baby bump”. It could be A) an unflattering, horizontal-striped shirt (which would look bad on most women), B) a food baby, C) general weight gain, because I think Mila gains weight in her midsection, or D) just run-of-the-mill bloating, from PMS, water retention, or too much boozing. Or it could be a baby.

What would happen if Mila was knocked up with Ashton’s douche-baby? Ugh. I don’t even want to think about it. But if it happens (or if it’s already happened?), I do think Demi Moore could be headed for a major breakdown. If Demi gets a People Mag cover just when Ashton and Mila are loved-up, imagine what would happen if Ashton has gotten Mila pregnant.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. haha says:

    blame it on the ahahahahah…alcohol..

  2. oh-bb says:

    oh no. her face looks really round here — more like MIchelle Rodriguez than herself. DON’T BE PREGNANT, MILA!

  3. Katie says:

    In 50/50 on this one. In the very first picture, she could definitely maybe be pregnant but then in the second to last picture, she looks not pregnant at all. Probably they’ll deny it, but all know how this particular rumor has a way of making itself known in time. But we will all probably lose interest by then anyway.

  4. assistantrachel says:

    I don’t see it…

  5. Annie says:

    It looks more like general bloating and weight gain to me. But maybe I’m just defending it because someone recently asked me who my chipotle baby daddy was.

    • someone says:

      ugh, people sometimes. i never understand the mentality of people who just take it upon themselves to ask these kind of questions?! i kind of find it rude, because clearly you’re standing there judging peoples’ bodies then determining what condition they’re in…honestly, unless the woman is literally giving birth right at that VERY moment, i will never ask someone questions like that. therefore, i never ask unless they tell me.

  6. Jayna says:

    Uh-oh. I would have said period bloat and eating a lot for several days in a row. Then the one photo you see a clear roundness off to the left. If the roundness is spread out that far I call preggars. Poor Demi. She wanted to give Ashton a baby. It never happened. If true, this would be hard.

  7. marie says:

    I dunno, but girl picks the worst “hang-out” clothes, that shirt is not a good look.

    • hoya_chick says:

      Exactly Marie! Did she always dress this horribly? I can’t believe I use to like her, she has a terrible personality, a permanent bitch face and has been looking rough as of late. Oh and I don’t think she is pregnant, there were photos of her in skin tight work out clothes and she didn’t look like this.

  8. Ben says:

    Mmm yeah. They look sooo happy together.

  9. Ben says:

    I don’t understand her fascination with losers.

  10. chalkdustgirl says:

    she’s got a pregnant face

  11. mln76 says:

    I hope not…terrible for everyone involved and Ashton la douche would be an awful dad.

  12. Shitler says:

    Dummy Moore’s gonna be crushed. Just how is she supposed to top this?

  13. Maritza says:

    It looks like she has gained weight and in addition to that she ate a full meal.

  14. Nessa says:

    Nah. I don’t think she’s preggers… Yet. The shirt definitely makes it look like she has a little bit of a bump, but her boobs are still small. It’s all in the boobs…. That’s always the tell.

  15. monday blues says:

    The real question:

    “Does this douche make me look fat?”

  16. Naye in VA says:

    There is something about the way that she is walking. It looks almost purposeful that her stomach is forward. Either this is just to play with the paps or she’s pregnant. A lot of women kind of bring attention to their midsection when they are pregnant without meaning to. Please God No.

  17. Bowers says:

    It’s the light; he looks as if he has baby bump too.

  18. DanaG says:

    I hope she isn’t pregnant she already looks miserable. These two do not look like a happy couple. If you are going to call the paps then at least pretend you like each other.

  19. Vero says:

    Ashton looks just as pregnant as Mila here. Why hasn’t anyone mentioned his baby bump?

  20. Annie says:

    Didn’t she gain weight for a part recently? Maybe it’s just that.

  21. Amy625 says:

    I doubt she’s pregnant. Mila was just photographed a couple of days. She’s just wearing a baggy shirt on a windy day.

  22. Anguishedcorn says:

    I totally see it, and with her fat round face, it seems to make sense. If not, she needs to lay off the beer and chips.

  23. Danny says:

    She’s been looking awful and bloated since she hooked up with him and I think the reason is the alcohol and unhealthy food.

  24. Cody says:

    She does look a bit rounder, could be or not. Wasn’t she let go from her Dior contract, maybe it didn’t have to do with weight gain, but pregnancy. They didn’t want to hire a pregnant spokes person for the Dior line.

  25. megs283 says:

    BTW. Everyone who is bashing her for gaining weight…lay off. Who cares. Poor Cheryl Cole with her size-6 figure apparently has a point.

  26. Jess says:

    Mila has looked puffy and bloated for a long time. Over nine months, and still no baby. I think she’s happy and indulging a little.

    • hoya_chick says:

      This! Everytime they are photographed together they are going out to eat, get ice cream or something of the like. Plus they probably drink alot together which adds to the bloat. She is pretty petite and has a round face to begin with so any weight gain is noticeable. And when you are with some one you are comfortable with (however douchy they may be) you tend to get a lil rounder.

  27. Sisi says:

    They call this a romantic stroll? Jeez, they are just walking…

  28. Sisi says:

    They call this a romantic stroll? Jee, they are just walking…

  29. jani says:

    I’ve seen other pictures over the past few weeks that made me think that she might be pregnant. Thin everywhere else but with a definitely rounded abdomen. She can’t have PMS everyday and if her abdomen, at her age, is that bloated from booze she’s got a much bigger problem than AK. But I never watched That 70′s Show nor have I seen any of her movies so I’m no MK expert. 50/50.

  30. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    If she not preggers then she is gaining a lot of weight in interesting places…her face …her boobs…..and her belly….just were you start showing in the first weeks of pregancey…..or shes drinking like a fish and is bloating and somehow she doesn’t look like a drunk aka Lindsay Lohan to me….

  31. Saphana says:

    I dont know whats worse being pregnant in a Zombie Apocalypse and dont know if your husband or his best friend is the father or to be pregnant from Ashton Kutcher.

  32. shewolf says:

    Id say no only because neither of them have that “we’re pregnant” look on their face… it usually manifests as a “teehee” look or a protective bump covering by the woman and a hand holding/walking really close to the woman by the man. Think Brian Austen Green and Meagan Fox.

  33. emmie_a says:

    I don’t think she is pregnant – but for some reason I want her to be… I know Ashton doesn’t have a great track record but I think he’s really into Mila and I like them together

    • Loira says:

      Beer baby!
      And she is not THAT slim naturally. She was in Black Swan, but they were starving for that. In Friends with benefits she was still slim, but in her underwear scenes you could see that she does not have the tiniest waist, she kind of has a belly even when she ismtoned, now that she is indulging, it is noticeable.
      Who cares. Before the internet, the everyday look of an artist was not important, they could indulge and they shape up for a film. Now they are criticized all year round.

  34. mk yarwood says:

    I think it just looks like her tummy.

  35. bgirl says:

    She has the face and now the gut of a boozebag.

  36. Eleonor says:

    Weight gain, if she was pregnant her boobs would look different.

  37. someone says:

    I don’t understand why it is so difficult for her and Kristin Stewart to wash and comb their hair? Why do they insist on going out looking like they just got out of bed and didn’t take a shower? Have some pride ladies!

  38. Aubra says:

    I think she is. Wasn’t Demi pregnant when she was with Ashton? I could have sworn she was, we saw all kinds of photos and then she must have miscarried, cuz suddenly she wasn’t anymore.

  39. Dredz says:

    Really? Demi would jump off a cliff now!.

  40. Sway says:

    Ugh, I simply can’t stand her bitch face. It’s her all-the-time face now. At first I thought I’ll get used to it, she’s still pretty and stuff, but now… UGH. Mila, just stop making it, goddamn it. Or being with a jerk has actually turned you into a bitch?

  41. Kimlee says:

    A) JJ has a picture of her from the side and her stomach is flat.

  42. lori says:

    I think she got muffin topped by her jeans. She wears those tiny jeans a lot and they always do that to her.

  43. yolo says:

    Everyone’s hate for this guy is annoying. Why can’t he just be…and be with his maybe, kinda looks like she might be, a little, but not 100% preggers. Get off the damn hate train already.

  44. goinrogue says:

    Totally pregnant, i would say 5 months.

  45. mar says:

    Its called EATING!!!!!! Not many in LA do it

  46. Ann says:

    If she was, that baby bump would be pretty far along I think. And I don’t know any pregnant women who would wear horizontal stripes while trying to hide a bump. I think she’s just in that I’m-in-a-relationship-weight-gain phase.

  47. Kate says:

    Coke bloat face and beer belly gut from the previous night.

    No baby.

    Why do people think she is so hot?!?!

  48. taylor says:

    She doesn’t look pregnant, stripes can distort an appearance and in the side view photos her stomach is as flat as can be. The fact that an unreliable tabloid like Daily Mail can create a stir at all says a lot about the world we live in today.

  49. Starlight says:

    This is my take. She is dressing down so that she wouldn’t hurt Demi’s feelings. When they are pictured together a lot casually is their way or at least Ashton’s way of telling Demi to let him go. At the same time they have sentiment for Demi. I maybe wrong.

  50. Snowpea says:

    I LOVE these two together. I think they look in love and devoted and totally cool together. Why all the hysterics? I think Demi woulda been a tough old bird to live with and he just dealt with it as best he could.

    People make lots of mistakes in life. God knows, if people judged me forever more for all the bad decisions I’ve made I’d have no friends to speak of!

    But the real question is…what is with American celebs and takeaway drinks?!!!

    You rarely see anybody get papped roaming around WITHOUT one of these giant things! It’s weird.

    And what is it that they are drinking anyway?

  51. OhDear says:

    If we’re judging by stomach shape alone, then they’re both pregnant.

    On another note, why do they need to call the paps nearly every single day?

  52. truetalk says:

    She looks 4-5mths along. Also,it’ll explain her ‘I just don’t care’ facial expression of late.

  53. fabgrrl says:

    I think we are being Punk’d

  54. Tansey says:

    I’m pretty sure it’s just her shirt. I have a shirt almost exactly like that one; I’m smaller than Mila and it makes me look “fuller” in my midsection also. However, I have no doubt that if she *is* pregnant, she’d have a very adorable baby.

  55. Sarah says:

    Get away from him Mila! He’s totally stealing her pretty :(

  56. skuddles says:

    Well she seems to have something going on under that top – but could just be weight gain. Although preggers might explain that very puffy face of hers.

  57. Meh says:

    I see nothing. That top looks like it’s cut in an a-line style, and I see NO bump. Girl has a stomach that is not concave *gasp*

    As for Demi, she needs to get over it, Ashton did her dirty and she should be glad to be rid of the cheating douche.

    My suspicion about this so-called romance is that it’s to help Ashton fix his reputation as a cheating POS. Why else be so public about it? You would think that after years of a “Twitter” marriage he’d be sick of his every move being chronicled, now he’s courting it? I don’t think so… And once a cheater always a cheater. What is the public supposed to think, that Demi MADE Ashton cheat on her, and that another woman will keep him from being a scumbag? Nope.

  58. mimi (a different one) says:

    Why with a guy who cheated in the worst way?

  59. Anise Blue says:

    Her weight fluctuates, we know this, most women have a little lower abdominal fat…it’s called weight gain! I for one am totally bored with baby bump watch of celebrities. Unless it’s really noticeable and comes with very sudden and big increase in bra cup size, it has nothing to do with babies and everything to do with remaining obsessed with women’s weight. Next!

  60. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    Unflattering shirt gets my vote.

  61. Grace says:

    I think she’s pregnant. It seems like she’s doing the first trimester water weight dance. She’ll go up and down until it stabilizes. Demi knows how pregnancies go. I think someone should check on Demi now.

    Mila will probably go back and forth until about five months and then blow up like a balloon. The fetus is too small right now for her lower belly to be distended in a noticeable way.

    She seems about three and a half months along.

  62. ZenB!tch says:

    She has such a weird body that I’m not sure. Her boobs don’t seem any bigger but the tummy looks too round to be muffin top.

    The top does look like it’s cute like a maternity blouse but that may be because her boobs are tinier than her tummy.

    Changed my mind… it’s just her weird body. http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/wenn3915475.jpg

  63. Cinderella says:

    I thought preggo after looking at the 10/22 pics. She looks like she’s having morning sickness.

  64. JT says:

    Pregnant! You can see it in her face.

  65. Mari says:

    I think is just normal weight gain a.k.a fat. Were she pregnant, her boobs would be already bigger -not humongous bigger but fuller bigger, and they look non pregnant to me.

  66. Leek says:

    I love to think that they’re normal people that can sport a gunt but that there looks pretty suspect!

  67. Momma says:

    Am I the only one to notice that ASHTON HAS THE EXACT SAME PREGNANT BELLY??? It’s got to be comfortable eating bellies for the two of them, his is the exact roundness of hers in a few of the photos.

  68. Scarlet Pimpernel says:

    They seem so much more suited to each other (than Ashton and Demi, which just always seemed so doomed) and haters will hate, but I just think “why the heck not”, let them be and if they have a baby congratulations. Demi, time to grow up, age gracefully and move on.

  69. Jesse says:

    Ashton looks super hot and young and Mila looks bloated and old.

  70. jon says:

    Most over-rated ‘beauty’ in Hollywood. Mila has good PR who promote the beauty myth.

  71. anneesezz says:

    She still has no boobs, so no.