Kristen Stewart on wanting babies: ‘I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait’

Twihards are a fickle bunch. That’s what I’m finding out more and more. There are the “Robsten 4 Eva” Twihards who are obsessed with all things “Rob & Kristen are together, and anyone who says anything different is the enemy.” Those people hate me. Then there are the pro-Kristen Twihards who want to make her into a delicate flower, a chastened victim, a child who is blameless, distraught, bullied and passive. Those people hate me too. Then there are the pro-Rob Twihards who think Kristen is a bitch-troll and Rob is a delicate, sensitive boy who is being manipulated and used by an evil studio and cheating, lying fake-girlfriend. Honestly, I had the support of those people for a little while, but if my Twitter is any indication, I lost that contingent yesterday when I wrote that “I now buy the idea that they’re trying to make it work.” Yeah… I still think that. I’m sorry pro-Rob people, but I’ve really begun to think that Rob has completely given up his Man Card and he’s actively participating in this relationship/fauxmance/whatever.

I also want to clarify one more thing for the Twihards who fault me for choosing “the worst photos of Kristen”. Dear Twihards: I’m really not putting that much thought into it. I’m sorry, but you have to deal with the fact that sometimes your girl looks like ten kinds of hell, and that at some events, there just aren’t any “good” photos of her. Sorry.

Now, with all of that in mind, I’d like to cover some recent quotes from Kristen which I found interesting. Kristen – for good and for bad – is a talker. She loves to run her mouth in an interview or press conference or junket, and I appreciate the fact that she’s always good for a soundbyte, although I do think she should learn to hush sometimes for her own good. We’ve been inundated with new quotes from Kristen, and I just thought you’d enjoy these stories. First one: Kristen and Rob talk babies!

Kristen Stewart is looking forward to motherhood . . . she just doesn’t want it right now! During a press junket in Los Angeles Thursday, Nov. 1 for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2, Stewart gave an honest answer about her hopes to one day be a mom.

When a reporter asked the 22-year-old actress if she’s ready to have her own kids, Stewart replied, “Dude, no. I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait.”

While she may not be in a rush to jump into real-life parenthood with boyfriend Robert Pattinson, Stewart did enjoy playing parents to daughter Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy), Bella and Edward’s daughter in the film.

“I think that it might be something that you’re born with or not born with. Some people have really, really strong natural instincts and desires to be a mom. That was one of my favorite things about the story,” she explained. “It was one aspect of [Bella] that I was really excited to play.”

And Pattinson, 26, similarly had no problem taking on the role of a father.

“I actually quite like working with kids and I like working with animals, which everybody says you shouldn’t do,” he said. “Especially working with a baby is great. I would say, put a baby in every scene.”

Although neither one of them minded having a baby in the film, the couple found the baby-making scenes more than a little stressful!

Stewart told E! News that their vampire sex scene was “awful” to film because they had to “look directly into the camera instead of at each other.” And Pattinson told E! News that the horde of cast and crew members killed the mood. “Vampire sex is supposed to be the greatest sex in the world, and then everyone turns up on set and they’re like, ‘OK, well, uh, what’s your thing?’” he shared. “It’s, like, completely crazy!”

During his press conferences Thursday, Pattinson also joked that if he could prepare for the first Twilight film over again, he would “start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible because you’ll be a much more successful actor.”

[From Us Weekly]

As always, Rob comes across as the baby-and-animal loving gentle soul and Kristen is a harridan who refuses to give her boyfriend the babies he wants! I do like that Kristen shut down speculation about babies, though. It would have been really easy for her to play the “I don’t know, maybe babies!” card.

The other story I liked was Kristen’s recent confession that she had “kept” (re: taken from the set in a Lohan-esque crack thievery!) the all-important rings from the Twilight series. Kristen said, “I kept the rings. The rings are really important to me. [Bella’s] mother gives her a moon ring in the beginning. It fully and completely reminds me of [Twilight director] Catherine Hardwicke.” When asked about Bella’s engagement ring, Kristen said, “Yeah, I have that too. I held onto that one.” Kristen is a LOHAN! While I don’t doubt that the studio probably would have (or did) “gift” those rings to her, I have to think that those are two of the most valuable pieces of recent film history. Two years, five years from now, if Kristen auctioned those pieces off, they would be worth a fortune to some Twihard-y collector.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. McLane says:

    She should ask Liberty what is it like to be a mother.

    She is a whore and says those things because her idiot fans demand it.
    everything to forget she fucked a married man.

      • CTgirl says:

        A riff on KS and RP as parents . . .
        RP: Won’t you hold the baby for a few minutes? I know you’re feeling even more depressed than usual, but can’t you make the effort?
        KS: If I hold that child then my real child will feel bad (said while hugging her dog Bear in her arms and burping it after a Milkbone feast). Besides, I don’t think that it really matters if that child is nurtured by me. Since you gave birth, you’ve become even more (snort) caring and your mammaries are coming in quite nicely and are bigger than mine. You’ll be fine my little Sparkle Wife.
        RP: But you told everyone you wanted this. Why can’t you just try?
        KS: You’re harshing my mellow. Dude, you knew that I’m just a stoner chick from the Valley. Now get me the tequila and bong so I can get prepared for my 4 hour nap so my hair looks right for the premier tonight. You know it never looks greasy enough without the nap.
        RP: (Walks away while quietly weeping and mumbling) Why didn’t I believe the entire country? What kind of tractor beam hold does she have on my vag? When will my milk come in?

      • Perplexed says:

        @Ctgirl: This, and Obama’s win, make my day.
        You’ll have to repost this in case many miss it.
        Now going out to buy new keyboard.

    • megsie says:

      While I’m not comfortable calling Kristen a whore or slut (heartless and selfish would do it for me) it is interesting to watch the historical revisionism taking place. Is it safe to assume she feels no remorse over what happened?

      • georgie says:

        Yeah I don’t get that remorseful vibe at all from her.
        She really got away with it all. Flabbergasting really.

      • Jean says:

        All Kristen wants to do is make movies and be famous. She says that over and over how she loves to make movies and she was born into it with her mother and father working in the industry. She has no desire to get married or have children at this time. She had to prove a point in getting Rob back and now her world is how she wants it for the time being. I wonder if she will get any heckling at the LA premiere when she is on the carpet. If she is under Rob’s arm, I doubt she will. I lost all respect for Kristen when she did what she said she would never do. She then became like the majority of Hollywood brats growing up in Hollywood. I don’t wish her any ill harm but I will never respect her again. It will be interesting to see how the future will change them both after November 16th.

  2. Riana says:

    Ugh…people tweet over this nonsense.

    Of course judging by the first comment some folks are genuinely kinda nutty and probably want a pound of flesh and a pint of blood.

  3. Gracie says:

    I’m pro-go the hell away you talentless morons. Seriously, when my dog had diarrhea, he gave a more gut-wrenching ‘performance’ than this “actress”. I don’t like Patterson either (that’s a typo and it stays), I never understood the term pillow-weeper, then I saw him.

    Maybe I’m extra bitchy today, I’m still adjusting to the time change.

  4. Jill says:

    No one deserve to have mother like KS. She is a horrible person.

  5. nate says:

    wasn’t there a video where she said that she didn’t know what to do/how to hold the baby?

    • Jane says:

      Of course she said that but now she is trying to save her career and promote the TwiSaga so she is saying what her fans want to hear.
      She needs to come across as a loving young girl and the best way to make people forget that she loves to hang onto older married man is dropping the “baby topic”. That always works.

      • nate says:

        Buuut! She’s so fucking honest and real and authentic and so different from other shitty actresses! She isn’t a hypocrite noooo she doen’t play the pr game!

        Honestly she should have thought better before opening her mouth and spewing baby comments. It made me remember rupert and Liberty’s small kids.

        I just can’t with her.

      • Jean says:

        Jane be careful of what you say for there is a Karen that slams anyone named Jane as a Kristen hater and a Rob lover. She is ruthless in her speech for she wants everyone to follow her lead.

    • Jean says:

      Yeah, there was and she gave the baby to Rob and he went into a corner of the room and shook it to sleep. Her words..shook it to sleep. I think the majority of us are pissed because she got away with it and got Rob back so easily. He has to be totally and completely in love with her for that to have happened.

  6. Just Me says:

    She & Rob both have ginormous bags under their eyes. They’re so young. What gives?

  7. pretty says:

    It has turned out to be kind of boring gossip wise.
    When the cheating scandal first broke, everyone couldn’t wait for BD2 promotions and now this is the actual moment and it’s so dull because rob forgave kristen soo easily. seriously. no drama. they act like nothing happened. ugh!!!
    i’m also starting to think that Rob is just… really into that idiot. But small fraction of me still hope that Rob is just playing these smooth because he is just a gentleman and doesn’t want to make things awkward and a lot of people worked for this movie so he kind of feels responsible.

    BTW you guys should DEFINITELY go watch this
    kristen acting in Twilight.
    this is seriously soooo funny bhahahahaha especially the part where she’s in patient uniform.

  8. Dawning Red says:

    Which of her directors will be the future father of her children?

  9. Elceibeno08 says:

    I can’t wait for their last vampire movie to be over. Only then we will see how they really feel. Kristen cheated, and Rob will always remember that.

  10. Birdix says:

    I saw the movie preview yesterday and was thinking how much the studio, etc needed them back together so that the lines “I will love you until the end of time” etc wouldn’t seem quite so ridiculous. it seemed so transparent that the commercial seemed to be winking at viewers…

  11. Micki says:

    Ah, Kaiser! Your post made me laugh.
    So what it boils down to is that everybody hates you. Not true. I follow your blog religiously.

    And will go that far to say I don’t buy into their “trying” to make this relationship work. I think both made astute business decision and stick to it.Patinson as much as Stewart. To claim he was bullied into it by whomever is double standat BS.

    I had to laugh at “I can’t wait to be a mom, just not now” because it reminded me strongly of Aniston’s motherhood dreams.
    I expect we’ll wait with KStew as long as she feels like. I’ll believe it when it actually happens.

  12. Trillian says:

    The whole discussion about whether this is a real relationship aside, is it really such a mistake to try to make a relationship work even though someone has cheated? I am not saying someone should stay with a serial cheater (I’m pretty sure I would go if my partner cheated only once) but hey, there are people out there who make it happen and are happy afterwards. So at least let them try and cut this talk about “man cards”. That’s a bit lame.

    • Riana says:

      This whole situation aside I would respect someone for trying to work it out, not saying someone who didn’t/couldn’t has failed in anyway. Cheating is huge and horrible, but I have seen couples that did the hard work to overcome it and they’re happier. Its no fairy tale but they’re thankful they didn’t break up and they still love each other.

      • mainland says:

        This is why I don’t think rob will suffer in the long run for “taking back” kristen(b/c i think their reunion and relationship is faker than a 3 dollar bill) in the long run. He got so much flack, but if the public buys into the reconciliation, then what is he doing wrong? He’s not the bad guy in this piece. He’s just a man who loved and wanted to at least try to salvage his relationship with his girlfriend of 3 years. When this ends after BD2 DVD release, he will come out smelling like a rose and women will respect him for at least trying to make his relationship with k-stew work, despite how many of his fans feel about her…. and if he dumps her, men will respect him for maning up finally.One thing about robert, he’s no idiot.

      • Scarlett says:

        That ship has sailed. He was considered a weak, wimpy, sparkling pussy before the cheating scandal. Men have always thought he was a joke for Twilight alone AND he’s not exactly the most masculine man in the world. He had about one week of good press outside of the Twilight fandom and once he “took her back” that all reverted back to where he was before. A national joke. It’s an established image now. Can’t wash it away.

    • Freya Magritt says:

      To mainland. I think once he dumps her for good he’ll be praised and pictured a real hero – “he found enough strength to get out despite her deadly clutches and poisonous spell over him”.

    • D1 says:

      Well, as the language in this article indicates (“Rob has completely given up his Man Card”), people are particularly contemptuous of men who take back unfaithful women.

      The phrase “gave up his man card” suggests that a guy has surrendered essential manly qualities like strength, pride, and self-respect and therefore, is no longer acting like a “real man”.

      No one ever says that female celebrities who stay with cheating men have given up their “Woman Cards” because it wouldn’t make any sense – qualities like strength, pride, & self-respect are not expected of women the way they are of men, nor are they considered essential feminine qualities.

      • megsie says:

        No, women who take back cheaters are called doormats and fools. We shake our heads in disappointment and say they have no self respect or confidence.

      • D1 says:

        No – assuming they don’t hate the woman in question, I actually find that people are pretty understanding of women who decide to try to hold their relationships/families together, even if they don’t think it’s a good idea, and will refrain from insulting & mocking them for it.

      • Riana says:

        You’ve hit the nail exactly on the head D. I’ve noticed many people don’t realize by doing the ‘man card’ phrase they’re also insulting women.

      • Tapioca says:


        No, what they generally do is question why the wronged wife/GF couldn’t keep her man happy (see: Jennifer Aniston), THEN tell her she’s a fool for taking him back (see: Victoria Beckham, Vanessa Bryant).

        IMHO if you’ve got kids and a long history maybe a broken relationship is worth saving; if you’re in your twenties with no ties then run for the hills R-Pattz!

      • D1 says:

        @Tapioca – hence my caveat, “assuming they don’t hate the woman in question”.

        Unfortunately, for many people, finding a woman likeable is a prerequisite for sympathizing with her, even when it comes to something as serious as domestic violence or sexual assault.

        As far as R-Pattz goes – “no ties” is subjective, you know? I don’t know much about the history of their relationship, but thinking back to my mindset when I was in my early 20s and intensely in love for the first time – if someone had characterized us as having no real ties simply because we were young and unmarried, I would have thought they were crazy. Even if it’s true, it may not feel that way to the people inside the relationship.

      • megsie says:

        Sticking to the scandal at hand, I’ve seen very few praise Liberty Ross for attempting to work things out with Rupert. Almost invariably people have urged her to leave him. I’ve seen the same sorts express disappointment that she has not yet divorced him. Apart from the diehard Kristen camp, who w/o doubt hate Liberty with a passion, I’d be surprised if that many feel more than vague disapproval or disinterest in her. I think it’s just the usual response for female celebs with philandering husbands.

      • D1 says:

        It’s not about “praise”. As I said earlier, I think people tend to be understanding of women who try to keep their relationships/families together, even if they personally don’t think it’s a good idea.

        “Understanding” doesn’t mean, “I think this is totally awesome!”, it means, “Wow, what a difficult situation for her – she’s married to him, they have little kids, she’s invested so much in this life they built together. I get how she might feel that it’s worth trying to keep her marriage & family together.”

        And my experience has been that this is exactly how people reacted to Liberty – they may have preferred for her to sassily dump him and coolly stroll away but they can understand why a married mother of young children might do otherwise.

        (Though we can’t pretend that the fact that a)she’s beautiful and b) many people really, really loathe her husband’s mistress didn’t have anything to do with how supportive people were of her)

  13. bammer says:

    The trailer for this movie looks so hilariously awful I can’t believe people actually watch this crap.

    • gg says:

      I’ve put it on tv when I’m working for background noise and to listen to something. It’s insipid, and makes absolutely no sense unless you’ve read the insipid books. Which I’m not going to do. I mean, Harry Potter was infinitely deeper than this.

    • Sweet Dee says:

      Isn’t that what the REAL scandal is here? These talentless morons are making tons of money doing little more than the Kardashians (as far as acting goes)?

      Unrelated: I think her response on having babies was incredibly age-appropriate, dudes. When you still say “dude” and “like” and contradict yourself all the time, you have no business bringing people into this world.

      Just get drunk and learn life lessons the hard way, Stew. That’s what 22 is about if you’re doing it right.

  14. Jessica says:

    Haha, Rob. “try to get a six-pack as early as possible because you’ll be a much more successful actor.”

  15. Victoria says:

    Hahahaha too funny. I don’t think this chick can even carry a baby because she’ll be required to feel something.

    I just can’t wait for all this madness to go away already.

  16. Ericssen says:

    Most of the details of their joint appearances are made up by Twihards. In fact, we don’t have so much to discuss about their newly found love.
    Since the week before BD2 promo started, “Robsten” has been everywhere: paps pictures inside K’s house (staged pictures – this was confirmed), lunch and evening with friends (standing next to each other when a quiet word was placed in Rob’s ear), hand holding picture in front of paps on Halloween before spending the evening hanging with different groups, OTR After Party where they arrived and left separately and hung with different groups once again. That about sums it up.
    And body language during MTV interview – he barely looked her way. Strictly business.

  17. Saphana says:

    she didnt come across as a person who respects a family and the sanity of children. maybe she will understand her actions when she has children and their father cheats on her.

  18. MJsinAustin says:

    She just gets fuglier all the time. Must be that stellar personality shining through.

  19. FreeSpiritedGirl says:

    LOL! I laughed so much at their vampire sex scene discussion.

  20. Mi says:

    I can’t imagine any man would want to have a child with a woman that supposed to had a sexual relationship with two men at the same time.

  21. says:

    I don’t know if she really wants to have kids, but I think she really wants to win back the public and no strategy is ever complete without puppies and babies.

  22. mia girl says:

    Glimpses of Stewart as a mother…

    “Dude, eat your peas, like, right now”

    “Dude, really? A Disney princess for Halloween? Don’t you like want to be a more authentic girl-person?”

    “I’m sorry Mrs. Pearson that he’s not meeting your 3rd grade “standards”. Dude, I’ve told my child not to rely on a tool-belt of math skills. Like, no. He needs to react instinctively to each math problem.”

    “Good night and, like, don’t let the bed bugs bite your arm pits”

  23. Dani says:

    “Dude, no. I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait.” Did she fail English class? You either can’t wait or you can wait. I don’t think these two could handle a child together; they can barely take care of themselves.

  24. Sisi says:

    She only says such things during Twilight promotion *shrugs*

  25. ImmaBFD says:

    I think she is a manipulative b*tch
    Here’s what I think of Rob…he pisses me off now. We don’t really know who he is anymore…what part of him has ever been real?? The quirky, giggly, British boy that we’ve all grown to love…or the famewhore who allows pictures to be setup and “reunites” a fake relayshunship for the sake of a movie and then says publicly that he wants to castrate the papz…umm brother you can’t do one thing that says it’s ok and then say something like that.

    He is allowing her, and her team and scummit to run his life all for the sake of a few million dollars.

    Him “taking her back” is basically saying it’s ok to “cheat” or to breakup a marriage with children…

    Major run-on sentences there…and yes I know I am way too invested in this. I just…GAH!! Rob has so much going for him, and he is throwing it away by acting like a twatface JUST LIKE HER!

    • UNF Joan Jett! says:

      Lol. Funny how you think that at the age of 26 he is not capable of making his own decisions.

    • JS says:

      Just a thought that either hasn’t crossed your mind or is so patently absurd that you’ve already dismissed it without further consideration! What if none of this is about a few million dollars at all? What if the core of this “reconciliation” isn’t PR? What if (unbelievable as it may seem) he actually loves her?

      Does that make him more or less of a sell out?

      • ImmaBFD says:

        You do realize he has commented in an interview about not condoning cheating right…and the whole thing has screamed PR from the start because twihards want a real life Edward and Beller

      • megsie says:

        I believe he does love her. I also believe most don’t realize the power and influence big studios have.

        Someone above pointed out that most couples do not survive cheating. Some do. I’ve seen it. However, as that same poster observed, it takes time and hard work to properly patch things up. Much soul searching, counseling, painfully honest discussion, etc. It’s a long hard road. Yet Kristen and Rob have jumped back to their “magic place” with hardly a moment’s delay – or so we are led to believe. I think many find this suspicious.

        Either the reconciliation is false, or they are a couple of immature kids who aren’t dealing adequately with their problems.

      • JS says:

        @ImmaBFD. Yes I know about his expressed view on cheating. I would merely observe that you can think something is entirely wrong and yet forgive it if the offender repents (indeed isn’t it part of the definition of forgiveness that there is something to forgive?). Think of the story of Jesus’ rescue of the adulteress for a definitive take on this.

        Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that, even if he loves her, Rob is sensible to get involved with her again. Maybe she really is a bitch from hell and will tear his heart to shreds down the line! He has to make that call based on all he knows about her (which is a lot more than we do) and he has to take the consequences if he’s wrong. But the question here was about his motivation and personally I find a man (or woman) who is, at worst, deluded by love, rather preferable to one who is willing to sell his soul for a fistful of dollars.

    • gg says:

      Or, just maybe, since you don’t even know him, none of the above. Pigeonholing people never works, no matter how bad you want it to.

    • ORLY says:

      I’d just like to state for the record that I would gladly fake a “relayshunship” for a few million dollars. Really, I would.


  26. Jenna says:

    And she expresses it with that sentence? I mean, like no, come on…seriously. -_-

  27. tig says:

    Is it me, or did Robert seem especially frantic on Jimmy K last night? I get he was buzzed ( ie the vodka reference, or at least I hope that’s what it was), but he just looks so frazzled. I get its a press junket, but its not like its his first time at this particular rodeo.

    He looks like a bag of bones. I sure hope that he comes out of this mess with his health-both mental and physical.

    KS’ dress last night-too busy for words. And by now I can’t take anymore stammering, stuttering and the whole package.

    So hope Robert gets away from her ASAP

  28. Get a clue says:

    Wait. Please wait. For the love if God, please wait until you grow up. We don’t need Ksyew spawn.

  29. A says:

    It’s hilarious how when both KStew and RPattz do these Twilight tours, they start singing praises of babies, marriage, etc. Then as soon as it stops, they change their tune. I do find her quote amusing…it was like she said it, then stopped and realized she was taking it a little too far and therefore modified it. It was a very Jen Aniston thing to stay, something I would normally not associate with KStew.

    Modified, because it’s pretty hopeless to try and make a few of these commenters understand that they are way over involved by calling someone a whore/slut/whatever (and that it’s not okay to call anyone those terms) and saying that KStew makes them so sick they can’t see Breaking Dawn. Getting publicly humiliated and having her followed by this the rest of her life isn’t more then enough of a penance for some people…I’m supposing they really do want her to have to walk around with a scarlet letter. The sheer hypocrisy of some of these posters then fawning over other actors/actresses that have cheated is hilarious.

    I read some comment on Daily Fail, which I think summed it up perfectly. Some woman said it’s like those people who still can’t get over the Brad/Jen/Angelina thing and call Jolie a whore. If you get that worked up about other people’s drama, how on earth do you handle your own drama? People aren’t all bad or all good 99% of the time.

    • megsie says:

      “If you get that worked up about other people’s drama, how on earth do you handle your own drama?”

      That’s the joy of it. It’s much easier to fret over someone elses life than to deal with the busines of your own.

    • Just Me says:

      Honestly, people get too worked up over it period. Whether it’s the people shouting “whore,” or the people donning the White Knight costumes, coming to her defense. It’s all too much.

      I mean, really. It’s election day here in the U.S. and this is what people choose to fight over? Though, to be fair, I suppose I’d rather watch people fighting over these two, than watch some cold hearted arse tell my friend her Gay Marriage to the love of her life isn’t valid anymore. #yesonquestion6

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Everything that was said here. I know we’re all on a gossip blog, probably taking a break from the inundation of negative ads and political rhetoric but seriously….? There is so much more to worry about right now than some millionaire’s relationship (showmance) with another millionaire. Not only does their relationship/non-relationship not directly impact our lives in any way, shape or form, but it doesn’t even TOUCH our lives, period.

        It’s ok to have an opinion but keep it in check, folks.
        If only people cared this much about politics.

    • Merman says:

      I couldn’t agree more.There’s nothing sensible or just about it.Just call her a douche like you do with guys and move on. ;)

    • Ann says:

      Well they don’t really have much of a choice, do they? The interviewers all ask them repeatedly about weddings, marriage, babies, etc. since that’s the bulk of the focus in the last Twilight movies. You can’t really blame them for answering the questions the interviewers asked.

      Noone asked Rob about marriage and babies in Cosmopolis interviews, so he didn’t discuss them. Likewise, noone asked Kristen about those topics in her OTR interviews, so she didn’t discuss it.

      Is it so hard to understand that the topics in an interview are driven by the interviewer, not the actor? It would be one thing if the interviewer asked Kristen what should be done about global warming and she started yammering on about babies, but that’s not generally what happens.

      • megsie says:

        A more mature, experienced public figure can and will drive the interview. Also, what will be talked about is agreed upon beforehand – all the points that need to be hit, whatever is deemed taboo and must be avoided, etc. On a show like Leno, the topics that will be discussed are all preplanned and assistants will go through a dry run with the celeb or their rep before the show.

    • Daisy says:

      “It’s like those people who still can’t get over the Brad/Jen/Angelina thing and call Jolie a whore. If you get that worked up about other people’s drama, how on earth do you handle your own drama?”

      Exactly! Like the people that become psychotic over LeAnn Rimes, so much so that they will tear you a new one if you ask them an innocent question.

  30. Skylar says:

    Kristen Stewart: I love my dogs! I love dogs! Im not a sociopath!

  31. Source says:

    I think the “WHORE!” “SLUT!” people give a bad name to all women. I have a huge problem with any woman calling another those names. Also, even if you have an intelligent argument to make, once you use those words, whatever you say after becomes irrelevant. You already seem irrational and hateful.

    That being said, I’m not a fan of hers. Not at all. I think she, too, gives a bad name to all women and to make excuses for her behavior by saying she’s young and she made a “mistake” is also wrong.

    No, she didn’t do it to me. No, she hasn’t killed any puppies. But to say “Well at least she didn’t…” again, apologizes the behavior.

    Maybe if her fans would concede she did something wrong, the other side wouldn’t react as strongly as it does. Frankly, the over-the-top squeeing and twirling and “SEE? SEE? NEENER NEENER” and “Boy, I bet the nonstens’ heads are exploding” does not help the cause. Neither does calling people “hater” or “bully” if they don’t agree this is the most beautiful love story of all time. It does the same thing the “WHORE!” “SLUT!” people do. Makes you think the person can no longer see reason.

    For me, there are only two possibilities. One is, as Kaiser said, Rob has handed in his man-card. He took her back so quickly, it’s like nothing ever happened.

    The second is that it’s all for PR. Frankly, I’d respect Rob more if this was the case. I have no problem with him faking it so the franchise goes out with a bang.

    We’ll probably never know, but I also agree with Kaiser who perhaps can remind everyone who is upset over the “trying to make things work” comment, that they’ve got six months, tops. I will be floored if it lasts longer than that.

    I want to believe Kristen has some depth, some soulfulness, I just can’t see, but with each interview, and what I hear behind the scenes, I don’t believe it.

    • Freya Magritt says:

      “I have no problem with him faking it so the franchise goes out with a bang.”

      That’s why I can’t understand why people blame him for playing along. The movie is going to be released and should be properly promoted no matter what happened in real life. It would be childish of him to let down the crew&fans due to his moral values, offense or whatever.
      In August he was the first who confronted crowds and did it graciously, and now he’s taking the hit for being professional and cooperative.

    • Riana says:

      Two things though:

      1. I think she, too, gives a bad name to all women

      Why does she (one individual) suddenly represent millions? Does Kristin give YOU (assuming you’re a woman) a bad name? Do others judge you differently now as a result of her actions? Or was her action totally irrelevant to you because no one is expecting Kristin’s actions as a woman to define you? I’m saying this whole ‘she gives a bad name to women’ fulfills the same logic of calling her a slut or whore. It reduces her and other women all at once to being one-dimensional.

      2. Rob has handed in his man-card

      Likewise with this, handing in man-card implies he’s traded in qualities of manliness that apparently we women don’t have.

      I like your major points because you’re quite right, its just there again that judgement of society on women that really has indoctrinated many.

      • Source says:

        I’ll answer your questions.

        1. When a public figure, especially one who seems to be a “role model” for young women, not only cheats, but does it with a married father of 2 AND knows the wife and kids, it does make women look bad. I’m sorry.

        It reinforces what men say about women. That we secretly hate each other and are in competition with one another.

        Her decisions do not define me. That’s not what I said. What I said was that her behavior makes women look bad, and her fans apologizing her behavior by marginalizing it, doesn’t do her any favors, either.

        2. My belief is that Rob handed in his man-card. That’s my opinion.

        If that’s the case, I think KS handed in her woman-card.

        By “man” card I don’t mean that macho BS. I feel he went against his morals. His values, that he’s stated quite clearly in the past, particularly on this subject.

        Is it love? Is he so blinded by it he feels he needs her? That remains to be seen.

      • Riana says:

        1. I can accept this is your belief, but I strongly disagree. Role model or no, Kristin’s actions make KRISTIN look bad. They do not make me, you, or any other woman I encounter daily look bad. We are not all cheaters merely because one woman did. To suggest we are says to me our identity is meaningless because if one of us fail in a sexual aspect we all somehow now lesser beings. The men who believe this about us don’t need one of us to fail for ALL of us to already be guilty. We’re already catty, slutty, bitches to them – Kristin only reinforces their own hateful views but those type of men could condemn Mother Theresa as a slut because they already feel we all are.

        2. Thanks for clarifying this, I can totally agree. I think all I can say is there’s times in our life when we have black and white judgement that we later soften on. I don’t know a thing about Rob and what he believes and thinks, but it wouldn’t be the first time with age and time someone becomes more forgiving.

    • Linda says:

      I totally agree with everything you just said! I won’t call her slut but that doesn’t mean I’m going to excuse her behavior either. And I think them getting back together is just to fix her image. If it was a real reconcilation than I would have believed it if it happened 6 months after the scandal, not 2 1/2 months after, it’s just way too soon and that makes everything so suspicious to me.

      • Source says:

        Yep. The quickness of the reconciliation, again, tells me either Rob has not truly dealt with the reasons behind the cheating, or it’s to sell a movie. Time will tell.

      • honeybee says:

        “I think them getting back together is just to fix her image. If it was a real reconcilation than I would have believed it if it happened 6 months after the scandal, not 2 1/2 months after, it’s just way too soon and that makes everything so suspicious to me. ”

        MTE!! Its not even 2 1/2 months imo. Happened before TIFF (Lainey started with the reunion sound bites here) and around the time her house in his neighborhood was bought which is end of August. So the “reunion” happened in a matter of weeks.

        Its hard to believe he is such a goner that he would take her back without a pause and they would get back into their happy place so quickly! To me its seems like they are following a script.
        Everything is contained so well that it seems like the scandal never happened.

        Hate to wish the next few months away but 2013 cannot come soon enough.

    • Source says:

      Riana, can I just say I love that we can have a rational, respectful conversation about this? ;-)

      I hear you about it making Kristen look bad, but it does disturb me when her “fans” downplay the severity of what she did. Again, I’m not saying it’s the WORST THING EVAR or she’s the worst human being on the planet and deserves to be shamed the rest of her life.

      I am saying that for many young girls, they look up to Kristen as someone who is a really cool chick, and if she does something that is not cool, and they choose not to see it in a realistic light (again, not WORSE than it is but also not like she forgot to pay for her ice cream cone) then it can make us look bad. Like that behavior is acceptable.

      Some women are even saying Rupert FORCED her into it, because it actually comforts them more that he somehow near-raped her than she made a really poor decision.

      But I do understand what you’re saying and agree on that point.

      • Riana says:

        Absolutely :)

        There’s nothing like an intelligent and calm discussion between two adults to enjoy different view points.

        I agree and understand. Its difficult because I don’t agree with what Kristin did. She was wrong. PERIOD. PERIOD. However there’s such a volatile amount of hate thrown at her that it puts me in the personal uncomfortable position of having to defend her. I agree, its not the WORST THING EVAR and at the same time its not right and its disappointing.

        For me I look at it as “Kristen did this and it was wrong. Now, this is done…where does she go from here? Is she just forever a bad person and that’s it for her whole future?” No, I don’t think so. Even the worst repeated cheating mistresses have come back from their mistakes and redeemed themselves. I believe people should recognize it as ‘this was wrong’ and allow that judgement to stand while saying “Now its up to you to come back from this”

        Overly apologizing for her bad decision or overly condemning her almost takes away from what was actually done and what lesson it should be to her and others.

  32. The Original Genevieve says:

    Kaiser, other than the unhinged Twihards, I don’t think anyone “hates” you, lol.

    I am not a Twihard, nor am I a fan of infidelity. In fact, that is the #1 deal breaker for me in any relationship I’ve ever undertaken.

    No doubt, KStew can be an unmitigated PITA, and I agree that she is her own worst enemy in some of the things that randomly fly out of her mouth. However, what absolutely STUNNED me during Our Summer of the Unrelenting Mini-Coopering was the completely next level, over the top HATRED that was unleashed on this girl. I think many women dragged their own personal histories into the affair, when what I specifically remember about RPatz pre-affair was the occasional appearance in tabloids concerning the fact that HE had his hand in other cookie jars, as well.

    The emotional investment that most people on this site had in further villifying this actress is what absolutely blew me away. It always disturbs me to see “whore” and “slut” thrown about concerning any woman, and this post is no exception. Jeez, look at the first few responses to this post, is my point proven or not? I’ve often been irritated with the tone in which you write stories about KStew, but speaking as only one reader, hate you I do NOT. The word “hate” is exactly what I’ve always taken issue with where KStew posts are concerned.

    I honestly don’t care if you post this comment or not. If you do, then let it be an open letter to anyone who has participated in the slut-shaming of an actress who, in the grand scheme of her own career, has probably torpedoed her own ship. If I hated you, I sure wouldn’t have your site pinned as my early morning go-to after, right? ;)

    I am clearly not a total pacifist, if you take stock of probably 80% of my comments on CB. But the witch hunt this summer? WOW. That is what really disturbed me. That type of vitriol, for me, should be reserved for someone like La Lohan, who continues to steal, ball and wreck her way through Hollywood and NYC. And even with her, there is at least SOME element of pity, right? I just didn’t get all the violent emotion that was directed at one semi-annoying actress. ~THE END~

    • geekychick says:

      I am clearly not a total pacifist, if you take stock of probably 80% of my comments on CB. But the witch hunt this summer? WOW. That is what really disturbed me. That type of vitriol, for me, should be reserved for someone like La Lohan, who continues to steal, ball and wreck her way through Hollywood and NYC. And even with her, there is at least SOME element of pity, right? I just didn’t get all the violent emotion that was directed at one semi-annoying actress. ~THE END~
      THIS! what shocked me the most about this standard is how primitive and “housefrau” women (girls?trolls??)still are, when behind an IP number. ad, people. Very sad. We will never be anything more than equal on paper only, while we still harbor the same kind of judgement that was alive and well 50 years ago. Remember the scene in Bridges of Madison County when Clint meets a divorced woman, shunned from everybody in town? *cough, cough*
      You don’t have to love anyone, but for god sakes, go after Newt Gingrich, Kutcher, Nicholson, all the politicians fighting against your right to choose what to do with your body and all those other American sleazeballs. FFS she cheated on a guy with a married guy who’s still with his wife. Obviously, all the parties in it are capable of taking care of themselves, no need for layers, friends and sympathizers. except, if you’re living vicariously through those people, and if that is so, you need help.

      p.s.: Kaiser, I love this site and all, but come on, the pics of Stewart kinda became a private joke here. There are usually ton of other pics of her, even smiling, on other sites (justjared, Lainey, so on) so it’s not about not having anything better(or have you some contract where you get the worse pics from agency at lower price), it’s a shtick: she doesn’t smile, her hair is greasy, she’s a hobo….and that’s okay, because this is a blog, not a news site. Just own it.

    • Ann says:

      A+ to both you and geekychick.

      I don’t like or agree with what Kristen did either, and yes she’s said some dumb stuff. But the hate thrown her way has reached a crazy level.

      It’s amazing to me the number of people who screech how they can’t stand Kristen yet are completely obsessed with her. That read every article about her and make volumes of posts about her. I don’t get it. For example, I can’t stand the Kardashians. I don’t watch their show, or interviews with them, I don’t read about them, etc. I saw enough and don’t need to see any more. This is how most people deal with celebs they aren’t interested in.

      • Source says:

        I get what you’re saying, but there’s a difference between not giving a crap about someone (apathy) and really, truly not liking someone.

        One inspires you to just pass on by. You don’t care about them one way or the other. They’re background noise. I feel the same way about the Kardashians. I pass by articles on them because I’m “not interested.” AKA “apathetic.”

        The people who say they don’t like Kristen, don’t say they are “not interested.” They genuinely have a distaste for her entire personality. When you have actual feelings about something, you feel the need to express them. That’s not “not interested” that’s “Geez this person annoys the F*** out of me! I must vent!”

        It’s the same way in real life. There are people who say annoying things/are annoying, and you just kind of brush them off.

        Then there are people who just rub you the wrong way and whenever they open their mouth, you want to punch them in it.

        I get what you’re saying. Just trying to explain why the people who are not fans do comment on her articles.

    • A says:

      @Ann, The Original…I completely agree with what you all are saying.

    • The Original Genevieve says:

      @ Source…

      I agree with most of what you have written. Obviously, people who post about her either have a strong like or dislike response to her. And many others, such as myself, post because we’re pretty horrified at the hatred generated by one insignificant person. As far as those who are completely disinterested, i.e.: the Kardashians, GIRL, I am TOTALLY with you on that. I see a KK thread these days and I am so over these people that I just CAN’T. Sooo, I take a pass on the entire thread.

      But just because you dislike a person doesn’t mean it’s OK to call them a “whore” or other gender-related expletives. As geekychick pointed out, that sets women and our attempts to be equal back light years when we still deem it acceptable to fall back on judgmental words like that.

      McLane started the ball rolling on this thread by instantly busting out the word “whore”, then continues to irrationally justify her use of the word further down thread. Ugh. Just…UGH. That is all kinds of wrong and I REALLY dislike people who are so small-minded or limited in their communication skills/ intelligence that the only way they can express themselves is through ad hominem attack. I “dislike” Me!Ann Rimes…and she might possibly be even more of a suitable target for the descripton that McLane fires off than KStew is…yet I would not use the word “whore” so blithely.

      I think if you read upthread, people are beginning to tire of the anger and rage concerning this actress and if they dislike her, as you stated, they’ll just give her threads a pass. Also, as you said earlier, “can I just say I love that we can have a rational, respectful conversation about this?”

      I wholeheartedly agree! :D

  33. Biffco says:

    I’m on the fence and it’s uncomfortable.

    Those posting that the RK relationship is fake make damn good arguments — but then so do those who say it’s genuine.

    Only time will tell. November 16 can’t come soon enough for me.

  34. Kelly says:

    Why are ppl so angry at her? It makes no sense to me. She made a mistake. She was not the one married. I think it shows a lot of character for Rob to forgive her. Ppl really need to get over it and move on.

    • Janet says:

      She didn’t make a mistake, she made a choice. She knew damn well he was married with kids but that didn’t stop her from boinking him.

      • honeybee says:

        …. and she made a choice to hide that fact from her bf.

        “Why are ppl so angry at her? It makes no sense to me. She made a mistake”

        Many dislike her for her fake, hypocritical personality and the fact that she comes across so smug despite the upheaval she put a lot of innocent people through.

    • megsie says:

      Kristen wasn’t married but she was by most accounts in a committed, 3 or 4 year long live in relationship. Is that not enough? Even more to the point, this popular “mistake” defense is the other extreme. No better than the “burn the whore!” approach imo. Cheating isn’t a mistake, it’s a decision. A poorly thought out, insensitive, and self indulgent decision. Even for an immature 22 year old, this isn’t an everyday oopsie. When you dismiss it as such, expect a well deserved backlash.

  35. videli says:

    First time reading comments on a Trampire-gate post, and I’m baffled. I only saw Stewart as a kid in that movie with Jodie Foster; I understand she comes as insufferable in interviews; she slept with a married guy, hopefully because of stupidity and immaturity. So she’s kind of a putz. But calling her a whore? This brushes hysteria. I can picture some of these posters yelling at their screens or screaming Witch! a few centuries ago. Take up boxing. Yoga. Cross-stitching. Pills.

  36. Apples says:

    Ha, brilliant post!
    I’m part of the-
    Rob’s over it and just faking it like a good little soldier- camp.
    Good for his movie, his friend KScrew, his $$$, and his future career.

  37. Melissa says:

    I am so over her. I’m tired of people gushing about her. I’m a Rob fan first. I hope she gets her act together. She has some talent but….

  38. deehunny says:

    Why would you put the best pic of her? Kaiser puts up less flattering pics b/c: 1) it’s part of the good fun; and 2) show’s they are human too

  39. Lytte says:

    She does always look 10 shades of hell.

  40. CC says:

    Because 22 is “sooooo old” that the question is needed. The only people that have kids young are the ones that have them unplanned or that somehow manage to establish economic stability after high school (yea riiiiight)

    Asking a wealthy 22 year old that wants to establish a career about “babies” is stupid, and frankly, condescending, in my view. There is WAY more to life for a 22 year old than breed.

    And I don’t even like Kristen, not one bit, but she can’t win on that one, no matter what or how she answers.

  41. Suze says:

    Yeah, all this vitriol is over the top.

    Makes me wonder what would have happened if the internets had been around when Elizabeth Taylor stole Eddie Fischer from that sweet Debbie Reynolds. Probably would have melted the place down.

    And Elizabeth died a beloved icon.

    So Kristen will probably outlive this. I’m beginning to understand her ‘so what the fuck” attitude.

    • kingkayski says:

      It makes me wonder too,what would happened if she actually leaved Rob and shacked up with Rupert,the world as we know it would probably end.You’re talking about Ms. Liz Taylor & Eddie Ficher,what about Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn,wasn’t he married and shacking up with Ms. Hepburn at the same time?Imagine if the internet and celebitchy had been around long time ago,this site would have explode.These are iconic people who have a great impact in american cinema and they got away without all these witch hunting that Kristen suffered from her little minicoopering misadventure.I mean ,believed me ,i don’t condoned cheating ,especially if you have such a gentleman for a boyfriend,it’s just wrong in so many level,but at that age ,realistically,your raging hormones always always get the best of what your head is telling you to do,c’mon now.But ,she went back to Rob,asked for forgiveness,and evidently suffered for it due to her severe weight loss during their separation,if Rob forgave her ,who are we to judged him and demeaned him & call him all kinds of degrading names,it’s still their business ,ain’t it?

      • JS says:

        If she’d been in love with Rupert and left Rob she might have got less flack. It would still have been cowardly not to break up with Rob before getting involved with somebody else, but at least she would have cheated for a serious reason. What she did here, however, as soon as discovered, was abandon Rupert (as he did her) and run whimpering back to base, begging Rob to forgive her. That casts her affair as pure self-indulgence, with no consideration for anybody involved except herself. Now I know it might be much more complex than that but from the point of view of public perception and image, she really couldn’t have portrayed herself in a worse light. Cheating on a guy who seems to be a one-in-a-million gentleman, who loved her and, talking of raging hormones, was clearly not short of attractive alternative options himself (and still stayed faithful to her), was just icing on her self-destructive cake.

        I’m not against her. I think she really regrets what she did and wishes she could turn the clock back. But no way is it excusable by hormones or age or precedent. She hurt people and the first step to forgiveness from the people she hurt is for her to own what she did and accept that it was wrong, without reservation. Rob obviously believes she has taken that step and we can only hope, for his sake, that, knowing her as well as he does, his judgement is sound!

  42. Mi says:

    In my opinion hate towards her comes mostly from Rob’s fans ’cause after this scandal broke many top critics and bloggers have written defending articles and at the same time those(mostly middle aged guys)started insulting Rob on professsional level.Conclusion from these articles was ”it’s good she cheated on him,because he can’t act”.For me it’s enough.Cosmopolis promo was overshadowed by this scandal,almost all journalists were interested in asking questions about his private life and showing no respect for Cronenberg’s work.Now she’s promoting OTR and everything goes smooth,no questions,no insults from respected media.

  43. mel says:

    Relationships are a lot of hard work…I’ve been married 22 years and have been through drama with my husband…so I have most of my friends…you never know what you will fight for until you have been through it yourself. Calling other people whore, etc is so juvenile. It also clearly demonstrates your lack of maturity and understanding of how hard it is to make a long term relationship work. People make mistakes…I am sure rob/kristen cheated while she was with what does that make Rob? Just as bad. So stop being so judgmental…almost everyone in Hollywood has cheated and how quickly that becomes disregarded if YOU like them. I always bitch about Angelina Jolie and boy oh boy do I get trashed for that one….and she is a serial cheater. So many of you comment I would leave if my spouse cheated..I know its a great view up there on your high horse but trust me…you never ever know what you will tolerate. My husband and I have a GREAT relationship and we never look back on the rough times because its pointless. Kind of like me responding to this thread….LOL

  44. Sara says:

    She can’t even wash her hair….. do you really believe she wants a baby to take care??


    sometimes I think celebitchy posts this FAKE interviews only for people to curse he… I am not a fan of her, but c’mon Celebitchy… have some decency

  45. Areyoukiddingmoi?! says:

    Good grief, people! Get a grip! Why isn’t Rupert being blasted?! HE is older and is the married one, not her. And calling her names and cussing like a sailor is sooo lady-like. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Who are you to judge?!

    Maybe, just maybe she isn’t the one cheating on Rob because THEY ARE NOT A REAL COUPLE. Summit’s PR people put them together. Just wait. After the BD2 dvd comes out they will split for good.

    And remember that the papps may take the pictures but the media buy & publicize them and label them to give an illusion, not the truth, so as to sell or gain numbers to their sites.

  46. thepastyousayyouneverknew says:

    LOL she better not have kids anytime soon, unless she matures and leans to take responsibility for her actions, that would be one messy trainwreck! And I’m sorry, but I don’t see her as the maternal, “I-like-kids” person, and I have trouble believing that she likes animals (even though she has a dog), I just don’t see her as a warm and loving person, can’t see it happening at all but meh, maybe that’s just me.