Katie Price’s “white wedding” promotional photo shoot: the best thing ever?

Republican or Democrat, Independent or Green, conservative or liberal or centrist, can we all agree on one thing this morning? That one thing: Katie “Jordan” Price is hilarious. Katie Price is like the Kim Kardashian/Snooki of the UK, only somehow she’s even trashier. She’s a former (and current?) “glamour model” who has published several (ghost-written) bestsellers and she runs several successful budget-clothing lines. These are new photos of Katie in London today, launching “KP Rocks” which I can only assume is a line of feathered boots and feathered capes. Because why not?

I’ve discussed my love of Katie Price and her amazing photo-ops/promotional photo shoots before – go here to review. I think this promotional shoot might even be better than the last one. The last one featured a “hot pink and hot rollers” theme which really worked for me, but I like the vibe of this shoot so, so much. I like the “slutty white wedding” vibe. I LOVE the feathered boots, which probably fall apart as soon as you wear them for longer than two minutes. I love the tiara/crown! I LOVE THE CAPE. Take that, Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth thought that she was bringing back classy capes from Tom Ford. Well, Katie Price has spoken, Tom Ford. CAPES ARE BACK. Katie is the one to bring capes back. Not Goop. Not Tom Ford. You’ve been schooled, son.

Katie Price: Best Promotional Photo Poser In the World, or Best Promotional Photo Poser EVER?

Photos courtesy of Daniel Deme/WENN.com.

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  1. wendywoo says:

    She very wisely wore a Camelflage, I see. My retinae thank you, Jordan.

  2. Bubbling says:

    She is the true queen of style and elegance, but the thing that are truly shocking about her is that a)she run marathon and b)she adores horses…Hale Katie!

  3. some bitch says:

    Looking at this makes my boobs hurt.

  4. DD says:

    I thought it was Honey Boo Boo’s new pet chicken.

  5. lori says:

    she’s like a bride super hero. AWESOME SAUCE!!

  6. QQ says:

    Is that marabou?!? Joan Collins would be proud of all this elegance

  7. Sandra says:

    Too much fugliness at one time!

  8. ladybert62 says:

    I am a loss for words except for: trashy!

  9. Christina says:

    I disagree that Katie Price is trashier than Kartrashian. To be fair to her, she did make a name for herself by actually having a job – even if that job was glamour modelling. So she has done something to ‘deserve’ her fame.

    And while she insists on ruining her looks through slutty poses and costumes – and recently awful cosmetic work – she is, or was, actually quite beautiful. She has fabulous bone structure and features. Honestly. Look at one of her old photos, try to see beyond the ugly make-up and nasty poses, and see if you don’t agree with me.

    • HotPockets says:

      I love Katie. She is just so trashy and has no shame about it.

      I agree, she was beautiful before all the surgery, it was unnecessary. I think she’s had a couple of nose jobs and several breast augmentations, not to mention way too much botox and lip fillers.

  10. Belindaya says:

    Am I wrong or there is something strange goin’ on in her crotch area??!!

  11. Aubra says:

    LMAO Irony!!

    Still love her tho

  12. Ellie66 says:

    She looks like she has a penis tucked away in there.

  13. stinky says:

    because anything nice can be made better by slutting it up – gross – even if its a drag-queen joke – which it kinda looks like it is.

  14. andy says:

    Hopefully, Michael K will post on this. I love his Katie Price posts. Solid gold.

  15. Miss Kiki says:

    I can’t stand KP 95% of the time but whenever I read a post about her on CB I suddenly find her hilarious.

  16. Blue says:

    Her crotch area is very distracting and her boobs look painful. The poses though, always stay classy, Katie!

  17. Dragonlady sakura says:

    My eyes are strangely drawn to her freaking breast! It’s like a car accident. I can’t turn away…

  18. BW says:

    This is the most covered up I’ve seen her. She must have finally read the memo.

  19. Beep says:

    her ‘down there’ always looks so man-ish. Like she’s tucking.

  20. jamminatorr says:

    I am an avid reader of the trashy Daily Mail, so I am sooo into Katie Price. She’s so funny, but the thing I like about her most is that she really doesn’t take herself too seriously (*cough* Kardashians *cough*) she knows EXACTLY what she is an what she’s selling. And the fact that she’s devoted to her kids, including the disabled one (don’t know the name) and she competes in dressage competitions just adds to this.

  21. Roxi says:

    She looks SO old. Such trailer trash.

  22. Rita says:

    I think a cumcumber stuffed in the lower extremities would have given the look a certain panache.

  23. cutelittlehappything says:

    Dafuq did I just see?

  24. Grace says:

    She looks like the grown British version of Honey Boo Boo. Is she really a man?

  25. mmmmm says:

    Those bracelets must be mine. And that is all.

  26. MonicaQ says:

    Wait, so what’s up with her crotchal situation? Is that a pad to protect from cameltoe? Like if I drew her, I’m pretty sure my professor would tell me something was off with my proportions (breasts no withstanding).

  27. Feisty says:

    This is where Courtney the child bride of Doug gets her makeup, posing and expression lessons. Clearly.

  28. tru tru says:

    She tickles me to death!!

    Liberace reincarnate


    Courtney Stodden looks up to her and I expect to see an outfit just like this at the Xmas tree spot in LA.

    she’s her own woman though and she’ll wear RED.

    I like Katie though, her face is seeerving it hunny!

  29. Holden says:

    Love the sexy face in the pictures!

  30. Carol says:

    She is so…square-shaped.
    And her camel toe is so…aggressive.

  31. j.eyre says:

    Is that from the Monique Lhuillier bridal line? Amsale?

    Well, already married be damned – I know what I am wearing to make dinner tonight!

  32. Nikita says:

    i am from europe and i cant understand why brits buy her stuff or even like her.
    She is pure trash! gross woman

  33. N-Bear says:

    We’re sure she’s not a blow-up doll, right? Has anyone checked?

  34. cheeve says:

    Is it wrong that I kinda love her garter tattoo?

  35. stinky says:

    saying something nice: her hands are gorgeous! seriously :)

  36. femmebelle says:

    Wow! I barely recognize her. The face looks far different than in the previous photoshoots…and not an improvement in my opinion.

  37. dcypher1 says:

    The brit kim kardashian I luv it. She kinda looks like kim with that plastic face she has and those fake lips. All she needs is the fake ass.