Star Magazine put Jennifer Aniston’s uterus on their cover this week. Don’t bash Star Mag too much – this week is really dead when it comes to the tabloids. I think the presidential election kind of eclipsed nearly everything in the gossip world, and as such, the Kardashians took most of the tabloid covers this week. So, it’s time to speculate again about Aniston’s womb. Star’s basic story is “Aniston is pregnant because her belly isn’t concave.” Star parses out some ridiculous details, like “Jennifer asked Courteney Cox to be the godmother” and “it’s a girl!” and “Jennifer wants a safari-themed nursery.” Why “safari” you ask? Because Jen and Justin Theroux are planning a “secret African wedding!” Did Star get their wires crossed with Brangelina or something? Usually fictitious African weddings are all Brangelina.
Anyway, Jennifer’s publicist thought it was important enough to deny this tabloid story directly. Huvane went to US Weekly and declared the story “false”. He said: “It’s just another fabrication! She was just at LACMA and she certainly does not look pregnant. When has Star ever been right?” He’s referring to these photos of Aniston, in which she wore a slithery-looking black dress with lots of cleavage. Is it weird that he referenced those photos? It feels weird. It feels too specific. That being said, I don’t believe that she’s pregnant, nor do I believe that she will be pregnant at any point in the near future. Maybe she’ll adopt. Maybe. At some point. Not right now.
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