Kristen Stewart in a Zuhair Murad jumpsuit at ‘BD2′ UK premiere: slightly improved?

These are photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson at the London premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 2 last night. Call me crazy, but I don’t hate this Zuhair Murad jumpsuit as much as I hated the Murad booty gown from the LA premiere. Obviously, the LA premiere gown was a total disaster, what with its illusion-biscuit and “Am I looking at her a–hole?” vibe. While this jumpsuit places an emphasis on the butt as well, I do think this is a better look overall. At least I did until I got to the side-view:

YIKES. Lace insets down the sides of the legs? NO. Still not as bad as the nude lace dress, but Murad needs to stop designing looks that are quite so reminiscent of Marchesa. Ugh. Also: does anyone else wonder why Kristen is no longer wearing Balenciaga? She’s still the face of the perfume, and up until the day when creative director (and K-Stew’s friend and champion) Nicholas Ghesquiere’s departure from the brand was announced, Kristen was wearing a lot of Balenciaga. Why didn’t Balenciaga send her any clothes for the premiere? Did something go down with Ghesquiere?

Meanwhile, In Touch Weekly says that Kristen and Rob are going to break up as soon as the promotional tour is over. DUH.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have reconciled their relationship since she cheated on him, even having been caught kissing at her house! The two are reunited on the red carpet, but it may not be for good, if a new report is to be believed.

In Touch magazine claims that Rob, 26, is planning to dump Kristen, 22, for good once their obligations to the Twilight Saga are complete.

“He’s been waiting for all the promotion for Breaking Dawn — Part 2 to be over, and then he’s going to move on fully,” a source tells the publication. “He won’t have a tie to her after all this is done, and then he won’t be forced to see her.”

It seems that Rob’s broken trust in Kristen hasn’t fully healed, and no matter how much he cares for her, he can’t get over it.

“Rob loves her; he always will. But it’s over in his mind,” the insider says. “For any relationship to survive, there has to be trust. And Kristen lost Rob’s.”

[From Hollywood Life]

If wishing made it so… sigh. I doubt it will happen like this, but I would be pleased to no end if this did happen. My current thinking is that Glitter Butt Stewart will dump Rob in a month or two. Or she’ll get caught in another cheating scandal and Rob’s Man Card will be lost forever and ever.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. Lucy says:

    I like it. As far as their relationship goes I think they might surprise us & stay together till the anniversary of the great fanny munch

    • Malificent says:

      @Lucy. In American English, “fanny” is slang for the gluteus maximus, not the other netherbits. When I first read it, I didn’t think to do a dialect translation, and I was thinking, “Whoa, the whole mini-Coopering was even less vanilla that I thought if he was munching on her fanny….”

      I actually kind of like the jumpsuit (never thought I’d be writing those words) from the front. The back is painful though — almost as mortifying as the dress the other day with her buttcheeks hanging out.

  2. Devon says:

    She looks like she’s wearing a cup and butt guards. Not attractive.

  3. Just Me says:

    You know, I really like this look on her. She’s young enough and thin enough to pull it off. I think she looks great.

    As for the other thing…I’ve long maintained that these two just aren’t that serious and that the “epic romance” was to sell the movies. I don’t see them lasting, either.

  4. Toniko says:

    As slutty as the last one, and the view from the back is just awful.

  5. Lupe says:

    I…liked the nude dress, I’m ashamed to admit. A little overtly sexy, I guess, but as far as this super sheer see-thru trend goes, I thought it was beautifully designed. This is a no for me. Equal parts call girl and grandma.

  6. marie says:

    the sides are awful but the front and back are alright (although when I look at the back I’m reminded of Howard Stern’s buttsuit, not sure if that’s a good thing). She looks better here than in the dress, she is definitely into attention grabbing..

  7. TOKEN says:

    Seriously; in that outfit, I think she’s trying WAY too hard!

    • Sweet Dee says:

      Yup, a trashy looking, try-hard Twi-hard. Ew.

      And because I’m too lazy to make another post all my own, I’ll just say here I don’t believe their “relationship” ever existed, but it’s purpose has been fulfilled so they should sever it sooner rather than later, ie after promo wraps up.

  8. FreeSpiritedGirl says:

    I like this dress by Zuhair Miracle.

    Coming to what In Touch mag said. Well, In Touch, we already know it, duh! But it will be other way round, Kristen will be dumping Rob.

    • FreeSpiritedGirl says:

      *Murad
      Oops! Typo error.

    • JS says:

      “Kristen will be dumping Rob.” You think she’s THAT brave? Now that would be a real FU to the world!

      “I not only cheated on my boyfriend, I lied to him and all you guys out there about loving him and wanting him back, just to save my butt. Now that I feel my career is safe, he’s surplus to requirements so even though he rescued me, I’m tearing his heart out again. So, screw you, suckers”.

      Well, if so, good luck to her with that! If she enjoyed her summer of trampire hate, that would be a great way to extend it! Some of his fans are borderline psychotic, (without that much borderline). I certainly wouldn’t want to be her after throwing Rob under a bus.

  9. Riana says:

    Ugh. I was about to say ‘WOW MUCH BETTER’ and the. I saw it from the side. Atrocious. Should have stuck with the open top and kept her legs totally covered. Otherwise it’s absolutely gorgeous.

    Yeah she’ll probably dump him, sucks for him bit he’s not the first person to be in a negative relationship. He’ll live and so will everyone else. He should have demanded better a LONG time ago.

  10. amurph says:

    Her outfit almost (ALMOST) reminds me of what a male figure skater would wear when he wants to be edgy and sparkly. I still find it horrendous.

  11. amandapanda says:

    Side view? What about the BACK VIEW?

    Not improved. Not at all.

  12. toto says:

    Why do i have feelings she is doing all these see through looks for Rupert!

  13. Annie says:

    I find it trashy, this looks like something Cher would wear. Not cute. Good way to remind fans she’s not a nice girl with all these outfits, a statement she seems to back up by not even paying attention to all the fans at premieres, as if they would sleep on the streets for the supporting characters. So, so disappointing. They don’t care at all.
    Been reading tweets from fans at the UK premiere who slept in the cold two nights to see them and they didn’t even go to their area so it was all for nothing. Some fans are legit upset, and with good reason. A-holes.

    Here’s hoping Rob sees the light but his family has been seen being really friendly with her as if nothing happened, so…

    She completely got away with but she lost fans for sure. I was one of them.

  14. Poink says:

    Her publicist and stylist need to talk – I’d be furious about these outfits if I were her publicist, unless she really is going for the trampire rep.

  15. gogoGorilla says:

    Obviously this is her f-you to the media tour. It’s so obvious and also terribly fugly. It’s like Slut Grandma.

    The sheer dress COULD have been pretty if the bottom had not been so sheer (plus the old lady panties… just, no).

    Clearly her stylist is either all in or all out?

  16. alons-y alonso says:

    This is going to sound really crass and I apologise in advance….but it looks like her whole body just sprouted pubes.

  17. CTgirl says:

    KS looks like she could break into an emo version of “Sweet Transvestite” from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Of course Tim Curry’s Dr. Frank N. Furter is more feminine.

  18. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    Those are two very miseriable people there…..Robert looks like he is on his last nerve……
    As for that outfit…Someone said it look like a male skaters outfit…and I just got to say that Johnny Ware would look better in it then she does …cause he has a better and more curvy figure…From the back she looks like a board..straight up and down no hips , no ass, no waist……
    that is one pitiful looking girl …Nothing about that girl is sexy she is just Plain….if she was a animal she would be a weasel……long lean with a pointy nose….
    and Robert would be a rather dense
    English bulldog puppy…cute , playful and dumber then dirt…..

  19. khaveman says:

    I think she looks very chic and sexy. It’s daring. I think it’s lace done the right way!

  20. Victoria says:

    I dont like the jumpsuit and i don’t think that hairshade is very flattering. It looks almost red in the lengths. I think red hair is really pretty over all but not like this – and not on kristen stewart!

  21. renata says:

    It looks like something Charo would have worn. This girl has zero fashion sense.

  22. Jackson says:

    As Annie said above, it looks like something Cher would wear. As a costume.
    It. Is. Atrocious.
    I thought the nude/sheer gown was bad but this one is worse. I just don’t have words for how cheap and tacky this getup is. I’ll be glad to see this chick go away after these franchise is over.

  23. jani says:

    Worse than the previous outfit which I actually liked a little. This mess I HATE. Not much can be more of a fashion f*ck up than visible shiny black
    plastic (?) butt pads.

  24. Melymori says:

    WOW, I thought she couldn’t do worse that the LA premier but WTF is she wearing? It’s like she’s at the “Girls Gone Wild” premier or auditioning for Hugh Hefner Girlfriend at one of his Playboy Mansion Parties, she doesn’t have the body for something like that, and even if she did have curves she’d still look trashy….as for Robert, in the photos I’ve seen so far he looked pretty unconfortable, as if he was the one wearing the jumpsuit LOL

  25. stellalovejoydiver says:

    Ugh it actually looks worse than anything Marchesa I have seen. It is so unflattering, her body looks really boyish, compare it to that Zuhair Murad dress from Toronto, that made a beautiful silouette.
    http://www.celebitchy.com/250170/kristen_stewart_in_zuhair_murad_in_toronto_still_sullen_or_pretty_repentant/
    Also I feel like she escaped from some kind of fetish circus.

  26. Victoria1 says:

    I like how Michael K put it best, she’s trying to be JLo and failing. I miss her dresses and Chuck Taylor’s, this is awful styling. She’s having a fashion crisis, go back to being a dirty rocker wannabe

  27. INeedANap says:

    She doesn’t have the body to pull this off — being thin doesn’t automatically mean everything looks good on you. It makes her look square and flat as a 2×4. She needs dresses with good tailoring, not this horrid jumpsuit (which, as some folks mentioned above, needs to be shipped off to Johnny Weir).

  28. Saphana says:

    no matter who wears it its horrible.

    for the breakup: people said that five years ago :) most people are sure it would be over as soon as the movies are done.

    i dont think we will see kristen cheating again. you rarely have this much proof of it, even with serial cheaters. at least she has learned that she needs to hide it.

  29. Chordy says:

    Okay, I’m sort of obsessed with Zuhair Murad. I think he’s really showing us the next movement in couture and red carpet looks. I believe this outfit was belted on the runway (I sound like George Kotsiopolis!) and it added another element I really liked. She should have kept that. However, on the runway the hair was very slicked back, so I actually like the KS signature biker chick hair with the look. I hope she wears more from this collection. It would all suit her well. There’s a gown with a deep V neck & beading that gives way to a full, sheer skirt. She would look amazing in that.

  30. serena says:

    How awful!!!!!!!!!
    No joke, this is worst than the nude-naked dress she wore last time. So trashy too.. I don’t get why she is getting more and more of those lace-nude dress that make it seems like she’s half-naked.
    Gross.
    It send hooker-vibes, she should realise it’s not good for her image after the mini-cooper scandal.. so why is she doing it? Is it on purpose or is she just dumb/awful fashion sense ?

  31. Birdix says:

    Maybe she’s trying to convey the message that she’s not a fragile flower that was crushed by the negative publicity and that she doesn’t feel the need to earn the public’s approval by trying to appear demure and chastened. The two outfits are definitely too over-the-top to be thoughtless fashion mistakes.

  32. Jenna says:

    Ugh. She should just go back to short dresses that she can pull off. She looks like she’s wearing a sequined cup. The only thing I like is the upper back. The rest is horrible.

  33. Jess says:

    After seeing how good her hair can look in LA, this dirty unbrushed nest is unacceptable. She’s a very pretty girl, and this outfit is very hard to pull off. She needed to do something else with her hair. Waahhh…

  34. Dani says:

    This would look better on JLO. This IS terrible for her image, but I think she’s doing it purposely. Like a big FU to everyone, including Rob.

  35. Janet says:

    Why is she wearing all these sheer outfits? What is she trying to prove?

  36. Nina says:

    Too early in the morning for this! As said above, its Cher, Charo, call girl, try hard. She needs to go back to her mini cooper and stop flashing the rest of us!

  37. ladybert62 says:

    (1) Her outfit is trashy – as usual
    (2) His hair looks better cut short
    (3) His outfit is weird – are the pant legs too long?
    (4) She needs to wash, brush, cut and style that dirty rats nest hair.

  38. MJsinAustin says:

    Not a fan of Kstew, or the lace peek-a-boo crap running down the sides of legs, but this does look good on her.

  39. Summer says:

    I don’t get it… what kind of “shy” girl would wear something like that?

  40. Amory says:

    She’s skinny but absolutely shapeless. This outfit does not flatter her body in the least. She should wear something that actually gives her a bit of a shape.

    They both look like they’re going through the motions.

  41. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Totally thought this was Marchesa. Ugh.

  42. The Original Mia says:

    Wow. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it actually did. Lace chaps? What am I looking at?

  43. Merman says:

    The dress was better.This makes her legs look short and weird(and she has great legs).Quite tacky.I like the hair and make up.Although I’d like to see her hair more ash brown than reddish.He looks good(open mouth pose aside).

  44. j.eyre says:

    I love this jumpsuit from the front and that fact disturbs me. I dislike jumpsuits, I generally dislike lace and I don’t really care for barely-there covering on the chest but I love how this looks from the front (the side and back ruin it for me so I am choosing to ignore them.)
    Lord help me, I think it looks good on her and I might even try this on if I saw it in a store.
    I should probably go back to bed – I must be running a fever.

  45. Alexis says:

    She’s straight up and down skinny — that’s a body type that looks great in lots of clothes, not so good basically naked. A thin person with more feminine shape, like Blake Lively or Halle Berry (circa ten years ago, maybe not age appropriate now) or that bi chick who is linked to Johnny Depp would look better in the looks she is trying to rock now. Maybe even a thin, athletic type like Jessica Biel could better carry this off. I mean, KStew’s soft, thin body is good for so many looks, do not know why she is opting for an unflattering style.

    • lynette says:

      I completely agree! I was halfway through typing basically the same thing when I saw your comment. I’m thin and straight with very little curves like Kristen and I would not feel comfortable in this at all. This outfit would look great on a curvier body

  46. Reece says:

    Yep she’s playing up the image. Passive aggressive middle finger. *slow claps* She reverted back quicker than I thought. But she didn’t suffer any consequences though so…
    I digress, I think this would be better if it was tailored to her. You can see her belly button and the zipper is the only thing hiding her butt crack! And it nearly drags the floor. It doesn’t look tailored to her. Something like this needs to planned WAY in advance and not just thrown in the bag from the design house.
    IDK maybe it supposed to be like that. Anybody have a link to the runway pic?

  47. Diana says:

    I hated that monstrosity. It is just disgusting. Like I said on another site, it is just a disturbing peek-a-boo show. Hideous!

  48. Snowangel says:

    That outfit, and the others before it, prove that lots of money does not necessarily buy good taste. She does not have the good sense to fire her stylist immediately, or alternatively she is not listening to her stylist and wearing whatever the hell she wants. She does not look comfortable here.

  49. LucyOriginal says:

    Liberty was dressed up as catwoman for Halloween.

    And now KStew is showing off too. Is she sending a message to her (former?!) mini cooper lover? I am reading too much into it, I know…

  50. lower-case deb says:

    i don’t think i have seen many navels out in the open on the red carpet.

  51. blonde on the dock says:

    Wow! She’s young and very beautiful and is totally owning this jumpsuit. Love it on her. Looks like I’m alone here.

  52. Lexi says:

    Omg i hate that lacy jumper, she is dressing so trashy lately, i would think she would wanna dress nicer and classier because of her bad reputation as a cheating slut

  53. Noura says:

    The outfits make her look desperate! I also think that she is very bad news for Rob!! I hope he leaves her first because I have no doubt in my mind that she will humiliate him again!

  54. Short Hair Queen says:

    God she just flops around everywhere. I can’t wait for the “real thing” to come along and show her up. It’s bound to happen. She’s simply filling a void.

  55. patricia says:

    this does look like something cher would wear to perform in vegas. what is going on with her and her stylist? who is in control of this mess? why would you wear this when you have a contract with balenciaga? balenciaga’s s/s 2013 collection was gorgeous and this is an abomination.

  56. Bread and Circuses says:

    I love the front. I don’t much like the back and sides.

    She’s worn see-through lace outfits before; maybe she just likes that look. She wore one to the event where she was photographed giving Chris Helmsworth and Charlize Theron the finger.

  57. Morgan says:

    I’m so so on this outfit. Why doesn’t she wash her hair? Is this a passive-aggressive act toward Summit?

  58. Kesha says:

    I think this suits her miles better because she shaped like a boy so a pant suit is the best thing for her.

    Her trying to wear things designed for the average curves of a female body is a fail.

  59. Latona says:

    OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG! Did I say OMG!?

    It is the tackiest thing ever!

    I would feel mortified, humiliated, if I had to wear that thing.

    O.M.G.

  60. Mew says:

    Why on earth she things showing more skin is going to make her situation in any way better??!

  61. Cass says:

    Maybe im being naive but dont celebrities ever get to say no when it comes to styling? I would never wear something like that out in public, in front of hundreds of people! You couldnt pay me enough to do it!

    Everything that i know about KS tells me that she does not want to be wearing something like this, so why does she?

  62. marbleous says:

    Rob gets to pick her outfits as a condition of their reunion — either he likes her this way or it’s his revenge.

  63. TG says:

    This hideous outfit rivals the black marchesa crap she wore when posing for Snow White. She looks so stupid in both. http://formchaos.com/tag/kristen-stewart-flips-off-charlize-theron/

  64. Mari says:

    That outfit makes her body look like a square. No waist at all.

  65. Pam says:

    I think she looks pretty. People need to seriously get a life. Look in the mirror, do you look good enough to pull that off, maybe, maybe not.

  66. Dommy Dearest says:

    I can’t get over how much Kristen and Jenelle (From Teen Mom 2) look a like. I would say they’re about as classy as one another as well. I feel like she’s trying to make a statement with her clothes however it’s just coming across as cheap, to me.