“Bradley Cooper shows off his atypical rack for Ellen, and it’s pretty gross” links

Bradley Cooper shows off his five (serial killer) nipples for Ellen. Gross. [Buzzfeed]
Pippa Middleton‘s ass isn’t invited to Sandringham for Christmas. [LaineyGossip]
Funeral home commercials are not supposed to be sexy & festive. [Dlisted]
Tom Cruise & Jimmy Fallon had a frenetic, creepy, super-soaker war. [Pop Sugar]
Ranking the 20 Best Holiday “SNL” sketches. Malkovich did not make the list. [Pajiba]
400 years of women torturing themselves with body hair removal. [Jezebel]
Geri Halliwell is now dressing like Cher from Clueless. Ugh, as if! [Go Fug Yourself]
Harry Styles got inked in L.A. & Taylor Swift came along. [A Socialite Life]
Rose McGowan doesn’t look like herself at all, Oh, Cherry Darling! [Popoholic]
Ice-T was cruising in a suped-up Bentley while Coco was in Vegas. [Moe Jackson]
Amanda Seyfried explains slurping noises with a popsicle. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Aniston is looking awfully “blousy” here. Yet again. [Dramarama]
Jessica Alba always gives great bitchface to the paps. [Wonderwall]
Shaun “Flying Tomato” White cut off his hair for Locks of Love. [Starcasm]
Megan Fox says Noah looks 70% like Brian Austin Green & 0% like Michael Bay. Thank goodness. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lindsay Lohan wants to be like Taylor Swift only with crack ponies. [Evil Beet]
Sara Underwood shows off her bod for Twitter again. [IDLYITW]
Katie Holmes had a great birthday celebration with Suri. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper

Photos courtesy of WENN

 

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

39 Responses to ““Bradley Cooper shows off his atypical rack for Ellen, and it’s pretty gross” links”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. Aubra says:

    LMAO!!! Enough of the “HAAAY GUUUURL” photo!

    That is pretty gross, but in the spirit of men who are attractive, that aint enough to sway me away. Even the “Freindly Neighborhood serial killer” look won’t keep me away! I just need him to cut the hair and go back to the 5 o’clock shadow he pretty much carried in “Silver Linings Playbook”

  2. KellyinSeattle says:

    That slicked-back look really isn’t working for him; he needs to wash his hair!

  3. lisa2 says:

    I like Bradley.

    His eyes look very sweet in that second picture.

  4. Kaboom says:

    One would think that after 400 years evolution would finally get the hint.

  5. shaniqua nunyadambidness says:

    He doesn’t really have 5 nipples. It was a prank on Ellen.

  6. Macey says:

    That article on Jezebel about body hair was actually very interesting. I thought the totally bare Brazilian look was came from modern pr0n.

  7. Melissa C says:

    The nipple thing was one of her 12 Days of Giveaways segues, they do something silly first. It was a gag…

  8. Lilo says:

    Whatb the … did Rose do to her face? I am in shock.

  9. Starlight says:

    Yak, this guy is getting creepier and creeper.

  10. Syko says:

    I think this is more common than we know. When I had my second child, one of the other women in the maternity ward said she had three nipples, and showed us. It looked like a large protruding mole to me, had no aureole like Bradley’s do..and then she squirted milk out of it.

    • Isa says:

      When I was pregnant with my second child my Ob asked how long I had two moles underneath my breasts, about two inches down. I said as long as I could remember. He said they were probably nipples. I was surprised. I asked him if he thought I should wear two bikini tops lol.

  11. lisa2 says:

    Do people actually READ things before commenting.

    Bradley Cooper does not have 3 nipples. It was a JOKE, GAG, Funny Skit… NOT real. FAKE.. just for TV.

    man we really need to read things before we go all GROSS..

    lol

  12. Jenna says:

    I don’t remember about taming one’s biscuits, but hair removal on both men and women has been around for thousands of years. Apparently only those of the lower classes kept their hair on. Thank you Spartacus. See kiddies, it’s not just violence and pr0n. You learn stuff. :)

  13. Jayna says:

    I watched his whole interview yesterday. I wasn’t a big fan of his before. But he was so funny and so charming and flirtatious and just plain adorable. Trying to dance with Ellen was too funny. I am a huge fan now after that whole interview.

    He hadn’t been looking handsome to me except for the first Hangover movie, but he looked really handsome on the Ellen Show.

  14. Mia 4S says:

    So it’s being reported that Ben Affleck has dropped out of that movie he was supposed to do with Kristen Stewart due to “scheduling conflicts”. Is it wrong that my first thought was that was code for “my wife said no way in hell?”. ;-)

  15. Mew says:

    It could be possible if he had them placed correctly but it’s fully impossible to grow nipples around where he “has” them. So it’s very obviously fake and not very good fake, although many seem to fall into it.

  16. Nance says:

    For some reason this turning me on.

  17. emma says:

    why are you so rough on Bradley? I think he’s cute.

  18. Kim says:

    OK magazine Jennifer Aniston is having twins boy and a girl Star magazine Tom and Katie are sleeping together SMH

  19. Better day says:

    Gross, you say? The man has a physical abnormality, not caused by his own actions or faults. People commenting “gross” and “eww” are the same ones who make any child or grown-up with any abnormality or “defect” feel ashamed and like an outsider. Try a little tolerance for a change.

  20. Trashaddict says:

    It’s so nice to see Katie looking her age, much younger than she did and really happy. I hope she continues on that way.