Taylor Swift called Harry Styles a “d–k” & now she wants to get back with him

I swear, this has probably been one of the worst weeks in Taylor Swift’s life. Scratch that! The whole month of January has been rotten for her. Swifty’s 2013 has not gotten off to a good start. She started with a terrible breakup shortly after New Year’s, then she went on to lose a Golden Globe award to ADELE! And she had to sit there while Amy Poehler and Tina Fey made fun of her! THE HORROR. Add to that, everyone is talking about her boob job too – because her relatively new rack is really noticeable, and people are talking about it a lot now. Of course, we’ve been on Swifty Bolt-On Watch since last May, so her bolt-ons are old news to us. She got them just before she started hooking up with Conor Kennedy. They are noticeable.

So let’s continue with this “poor, poor Swifty” theme with Us Weekly’s (via HL) new story on her breakup with Harry Styles. It was EPIC!

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles‘ romantic holiday vacation to the island of Virgin Gorda began as a fairy tale — and ended as a nightmare. After spending some romantic time together Jan. 3, the One Direction frontman decided he needed to be alone for a bit, which is where things got really messy.

”He got drunk and left Taylor on their boat for a few hours without telling her where he was going,” a source tells Us Weekly.

By the time Harry, 18, and Taylor, 22, came face to face again, Taylor was reportedly “crying and furious.”

The source also claims Taylor had been knocking back a few drinks herself in Harry’s absence.

Then came the fight. Taylor reportedly “called him a d**k and accused him of running around with girls,” an accusation the source vehemently denies. “He didn’t do anything wrong!”

Taylor thought yelling at Harry, then leaving him alone on the island, would show him who’s boss — but instead, it just pushed him further away!

“She wanted to teach Harry a lesson; she expected him to call and apologize,” the source says. “He didn’t.” No, instead Harry remained on vacation to party with the likes of Richard Branson.

Taylor, who was said to be “a wreck and torn up,” started texting Harry like a madwoman — but to no avail.

So why didn’t he call her back? According to a source, “he thinks she’s too emotional.”

[From Hollywood Life]

I don’t know… can we bash her for this? Isn’t this what most of us were doing when we were 18-21? Have a few drinks, get into a crazy, sobbing fight with your d-bag boyfriend (“I HATE YOU I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU WHY AREN’T YOU SPENDING TIME WITH ME YOU SUCK”) and then when you sober up a little bit you were like, “Okay, he’s a d-bag, but I was acting CRAY! Let’s see if he remembers what went down.” Or was I alone in that college experience?

Here’s another “poor Swifty” story – you know how Carrie Underwood is the February cover girl for Allure? Well, in the interview, Carrie is asked if she’s friends with Taylor Swift and Carrie replies, “I’m not close to her. We run into each other at events. We’re never in the same place at the same time.” Ooooh… yeah. Carrie’s not a fan. To be fair, I don’t think Swifty likes her much either. I would love to see that girl-fight. It would be a hurricane of pageant dresses, blonde hair and crazy eyes.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. RocketMerry says:

    The contract is over, baby, deal.

    Seriously, bearding is not the only option. Swifty might want to try dating nice straight guys, if that’s her type, instead of douches like Mayer and pretty boys who are into other pretty boys.
    OR, you know, being alone for a while?

  2. Amelia says:

    Isn’t 13 supposed to be her lucky number?
    Pahaa. Wow, I’m feeling ridiculously bitchy today, all I’ve been doing this afternoon is snark, snark, snark.
    I don’t think I’ve ever drunk texted a guy. Usually I’m pretty self conscious about what I’m going to say/text, it’s genuinely ridiculous how rarely I used to text boys becuase of it.

    • j.eyre says:

      Fortunately, we did not have texting as an option when I was courting. I am sure there are a few drunken voice-mails I would pay handsomely to keep secret though.

      And you are so attractive when you snark, Amelia. Snark on.

      • MyCatLovesTV says:

        I’m from the long lovelorn letter hand written on actual paper generation. The stone age.

  3. lylaooo says:

    im kinda tired of her….she´s a hypocrite…she needs to go a rehab or something!

  4. HotPockets says:

    “Swifty called him a d**k and accused him of running around with girls”

    This is obviously inaccurate, if by girls she meant boys.

    I can’t stand Carrie Underwood ever since her girl hate towards Jessica Simpson. Carrie just seems like a hater and the fact that the interviewer asked Carrie about another women probably infuriated her, look how passive aggressively bitchy her response was. Carrie should feel lucky she even has notoriety, she is nothing special and has a horrible personality.

    • Lemony says:

      Was there a feud in between Carri Underwood & Jessica Simpson? I wasn’t aware of that….but I do remember they both dated Tony Romo (Carrie first) and Jessica stepped out w/ him to get pap’d while wearing a T shirt that said “Real Girls Eat Meat” that was assumed to be directed at Carrie the vegan.

      • HotPockets says:

        Yes, Carrie was throwing shade at Jessica while she was still with Tony Romo and alleged that Tony was still calling and texting Carrie the entire time he was dating Jessica. Poor Jessica gave her the acknowledgement she wanted too and said she even checked Tony’s phone to see if it were true and it wasn’t and they both had a good laugh about it. Oh Jessica. Carrie is always throwing shade at everyone.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      I agree that Carrie has a terrible personality! It’s pretty obv she is a b*tch, IMO. I actually heard a funny story from a friend about her when she was dating Chace Crawford..basically, they were at one of his friend’s houses, in Mississippi, a group of them playing board games and she was the only one who didn’t play..she was basically acting like she was too cool for that. Anyway, someone who was at the house party knows my friend and told her about it, and basically the others that were there were really turned off by her personality after that pout scene she caused lol..I just haven’t cared for her much after that bc I def see where she would do that.

  5. hoya_chick says:

    Slightly raises hand, timidly….lol. I admit it. I’ve had those moments. Glad it wasn’t documented for all the world to see though. The thing is I have grown and learned from all my past relationships.

    Swifty seems to be too fast to fall in love and then drive guys away with her neediness and overly emotional behavior in every single relationship. Some alone time to reflect on why all her relationships fizzle so quickly would serve her well.

    That bit about Carrie and her not being close is funny. I think age and where they are in life factors into in too. Carrie is in her late 20s, married and is a direct competitor to Taylor and is based in Nashville. Swifty is closer to people like Selena, Emma Stone, and Miley (well use to be). She seems super clicky and only hangs out with a certain group of younger girls. She also seems to spend a lot more time in LA than Nashville these days.

    • Naye in VA says:

      Im pretty sure she is overly needy (and kinda boring) but she also chooses guys who scream d-bag. So she acted emotional and he doesnt want her back. She was right to begin with. A guy that leaves you alone on a boat for hours on your vacation without telling you where he is going, is a guy that is going to do many more disrespectful things over the course of the relationship. Guys know how to make you feel really guilty about your reaction to their assholery, even if you were right.

      • Lauren says:

        Leaving Taylor on the boat for hours alone was Harry’s diabolical plan to get rid of her. Leave Taylor on the boat by herself..ignore her, panic & sadness takes over..Harry returns..T. is furious & crying. Thus, Taylor looks clingy & too emotional. Harry is Free.

      • Naye in VA says:

        Highly probable.

      • ohiogirl says:

        You are so right Naye… and the best thing to do in these situations is to NOT let them get the crazy reaction out of you.

  6. Cecada says:

    Well, the relationship stuff is pretty typical and expected for that age…

    But why did she do that to her chest? She was lovely enough without doing ANYTHING to herself surgically. And she’s talented, too. Annoying at times yes but genuinely talented. Take a page from Adelle, sweetie, and be truer to yourself.

    “Bolt-Ons” indeed. It’s very distracting. It’s like Madonna’s cone bra thing except for “real”. Eghads.

  7. Ellie66 says:

    Her bolt-ons look terrible! I think she is young and spoiled and totally needs reality to slap her! She is so annoying already! Blah!

  8. Aria says:

    Drama drama drama…teenage drama.

    She should be dating someone her age.

  9. Sophia says:

    I honestly can’t believe the whole boob job speculation is only really coming to light now. Suddenly, the Daily Fail and co. are all over it.It’s pretty darn obvious given girlfriend was flat as a pancake before summer of last year.

  10. OhDear says:

    Mon Dieu! The sweet and innocent Taylor Swift said a bad word!

    As much as I dislike her, this story’s probably made up.

  11. NorthernGirl_20 says:

    I agree bolt ons for sure, you can see the scar in the last picture.

    I don’t understand why she is bearding..

    • Izzy says:

      I wondered if I was imagining that! It has that distinct “zipper” look that some scars do… OK, I’m not crazy. Good to know!

    • Izzy says:

      I wondered if I was imagining that! It has that distinct “zipper” look that some scars do… OK, I’m not crazy. Good to know!

  12. Stuart Horseley says:

    Ugh, I find this twat becoming more and more annoying by the day. And her talent is at the very best, low-end mediocre and tuneless. “We are never, ever, ever getting back together.” Oh my, how DEEP!!! She doesn’t even have a powerful voice. And she did indeed look pissed about Adele winning the Golden Globe.

  13. Lemony says:

    I used to really like Taylor Swift but after her media-circus-one-boy-toy-after-another-Joni-Mitchell-wannabe antics I am tired of her. Plus, I hadn’t realized she came from a VERY wealthy family & daddy bought her a music career. Taylor & Katy Perry need to go on a nice, looooong vacation out of the U.S. so we forget about them for awhile…………

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      She grew up on a Christmas Tree farm in Pennsylvania.. was he super rich from that? Im confused.

      • Lemony says:

        This is from her Wikipedia page, which I know may not be entirely accurate. –Her father, Scott Kingsley Swift, is a Merrill Lynch financial adviser. He was raised in Pennsylvania and is the descendant of three generations of bank presidents. Her mother, Andrea (née Finlay), is a homemaker who previously worked as a mutual fund marketing executive. Andrea spent the first ten years of her life in Singapore, before settling in Texas; her father was an oil rig engineer who worked throughout Southeast Asia. Swift was named after singer James Taylor; her mother believed a gender-neutral name would help her forge a successful business career. She has a younger brother, Austin, who attends the University of Notre Dame. She spent the early years of her life on an eleven-acre Christmas tree farm in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania. She attended preschool and kindergarten at the Alvernia Montessori School, run by Franciscan nuns, and was later educated at the fee-paying Wyndcroft School. When Swift was nine years old, the family moved to Wyomissing, Pennsylvania, where she attended West Reading Elementary Center and Wyomissing Area Junior/Senior High School. She summered at her parents’ vacation home in Stone Harbor, New Jersey. She began riding horses competitively at age nine.

      • Xantha says:

        Her father’s a stockbroker who works for Merrill Lynch.

        That farm I think belonged to her grandparents and she merely visited them during the holidays in another city. From what I’ve heard there are no Christmas tree farms in Wyomissing, PA and that it’s a fairly affluent neighborhood.

        And to bring this back on topic, these stories are getting tiring. Only the most naive person wouldn’t be able to see that this was a fake relationship. These stories are probably just plants from both PR camps.

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        @Lemony – Ok that makes more sense about them having money. I haven’t glanced at her childhood bio on Wiki..

        @Xantha – from Lemony’s comment above, she moved from the Christmas tree farm to Wyomissing when she was 9, so it all makes sense.

        Looks like they did some moving around..she eventually convinced them to make the move to Nashville.. what an interesting background. Sounds like her mother’s strategy and her own will contributes to her journey to success..not unlike Princess Kate and her mother…Very enlightening.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        A Christmas tree farm? That sounds rather like a storybook childhood. No wonder she thinks unicorns are real!

      • Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

        I live in MN where there are many Christmas tree farms. Rarely are these “farms” a source of any real income for the “farmers.” They are more likely to be a small tax benefit for wealthy people. These are the same people who turn their pet horses into breeding or stabling businesses for the tax benefits. Also, farmers of all kinds get subsidies around here. Or at least they used to. Having a Christmas tree farm or some other business on your land is just a way to have a huge yard without all the property tax burdens that go along with having a huge yard.

  14. Lemony says:

    Oh & what is w/ that pic of her w/ the arched eyebrow? How does she do that face?

  15. PrettyTarheel says:

    Ok, I have HAD that exact fight with my 22-year-old boyfriend…minus the location and the exotic stuff.
    Taylor Swift is my spirit celebrity anyways. I think this every time I see her in the news…
    Don’t worry Taylor-at 27 you’ll meet a wonderful person who can handle all your drama and roller-coaster emotions and it will actually be puppies and rainbows and babies. True Story.

  16. epiphany says:

    Forget about the fauxmance – with all her money she couldn’t get better implants than those? #BOLTONS

  17. Katie says:

    Did she eve think she’d beat Adele? Taylor is insanely successful, but her market is much more narrow than Adele’s. Even though Adele is only a year (a YEAR!) older than Taylor, I think most people view Adele as the adult and Taylor as the little girl. Also, Adele keeps her private life private for the most part, which is far from Taylor’s MO. I just don’t see how Taylor doesn’t understand that, while, she is super successful, she isn’t viewed on the same level as Adele. Not by the people who vote at these awards shows, anyway.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Agree. It was clear that everyone expected Adele to win. Adele is in another league entirely, & people respect her talent.

  18. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    Just goes to show that famous, rich, beautiful, successful people can go through a tough time too.. sad to say, but that actually makes me feel a tad better.

  19. Shelly says:

    I still think she is just so damn pretty. She has the most perfectly shaped lips ever.

  20. j.eyre says:

    And we have pretty good evidence that young Styles is not into women? The more I read about this little whippet, the more I want to pull on my thigh high stiletto boots, grab a crop and compare notes with him.

    He is not to my taste in appearance but his randy antics certainly peak my interests.

  21. KS says:

    You all give this girl WAY too much publicity.

  22. Patrice says:

    For all of those “Swifty-is-all-natural” defenders: Please just LOOK at those orange halves stuffed under her skin in the 3rd pic down! (Nevermind that post-puberty, no one just sprouts hard round c-cups overnight.) I actually thought that Taylor has never looked more beautiful/kinda sexy as she did in that white dress (and I would kill for those earrings), but unless you’re hard of seeing, those silicones/salines are completely indisputable at this point.

    As for the Harry dramz, sounds to me (if it’s true) that ol Swifty finally got what was probably long coming to her. It makes me think of how I loved it in college when the (undercover) drama queens would finally get involved with a guy who was just like “Nope” and walked away from the insanity right then and there, never looking back 😀 It was amaaaazing.

    • islandwalker says:

      My sister was an A-cup up to 19 yrs old. At 20 she was a D, all in one year, all natural. Her relationship dramas are so junior high but people mature at different rates.

  23. Leek says:

    She was obviously created by Al Qaeda to torture the good citizens of the Great Satan. Well played, terrorists, well played.

  24. jennifer says:

    Why is the narrative about Swift that she is having a horrible month? Her album, Red, is one of the best selling albums in recent memory. She is a rich, powerful young woman. And she is not an emotional wreck or an idiot. I heard her interviewed on NPR just before the album came out and I was SHOCKED at how smart, well spoken and self aware she was.

    I was shocked because everything I knew about her I had read on Celebitchy. Love Celebitchy, but you need a more sophisticated take on Swift.

  25. TheOneAndOnlyOnly says:

    Agree stuart horsely and lemony; it’s well known her daddy is a rich wall streeter and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy her career;Let’s face it – she’s a product of the soulless manufactured music industry, and everything she does is market driven – light years away from the Woodstock era. I’ve seen better singers at my local jr. high school music show. And please 90s supermodels were beautiful, this girl is plain jane.
    Sorry jennifer sollins i’ve seen other interviews where she came across as a self-absorbed kid; she’s a pop star not an oxford scholar, maybe she had better coaching for the interview you heard.

  26. KellyinSeattle says:

    I saw her on Ellen and she had no personality whatsoever

  27. erika says:

    i heard on blind gossip sites that this was a PR/management built relationship, nothing more. Where do these reports come from then…? their managers? are they fake reports?

    she better stop it w/ this crap, the fake relationships, if that’s what she’s doing. she’s becoming a joke, a one liner for comedians.

  28. dorothy says:

    Becoming a joke? She’s been a joke for a long time.

  29. celebgossipgirl says:

    Taylor needs to grow up and start acting her age. She’s 22 and running around with young BOYS, one after the other. As much as I hate that celebrities are role models (which they should NOT be), its because of her that young girls will think volatile, ever-changing relationships equal passion and love. I cant stand her “little miss innocent” act – it’s tired and overplayed. She needs to take a cue from other starlets like Carly Rae Jepsen and Selena Gomez and act her age, instead of her dumb tween stuck-in-high-school schtick. (Can you tell I’m not a T Swift fan? Haha)

  30. evie says:

    She reeks of desperation.

    Michael J. Fox Disses Taylor Swift
    http://www.toofab.com/2013/01/17/michael-j-fox-disses-taylor-swift/ lol

    • Lemony says:

      LOL! That was hilarious! I imagine LOTS of parents would feel that way if their son wanted to date Miss Swifty. Thanks for posting the link.

  31. Caroline says:

    She is very pretty but she needs a teeny bit of filler on her forehead..or a very good moisturizing cream

  32. The Wizz says:

    Run Harry, Run

  33. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Implants: why?

  34. Nikita says:

    What does Taylor expect? She is dating little boys all the time with too much testosterone. I would have never ever dated a 18 year old boy when i was 22. shes ridiculous. shes almost a grown woman and is dating kids… if she were 30 and the boys 25 ok, but 18????? come on! boys need much more time to grown up then girls 😉 you all know what im talking about 😉