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Jan 25
'07
Breast Beer Sweeps Europe - Americans Shocked and Awed


How is it possible that the European Union beat the USA to this one? Shouldn’t Budweiser, Coors, Miller, and Schlemeil, Schlamozzle Haffenereffer Incorporated have had a think tank working on this concept decades ago?

Somebody has dropped the ball … because when America ain’t leading the world in beer and big boobs … well that just ain’t a world I wanna live in.

Combining America’s two favorite pastimes — Breast Beer is the rage that’s sweeping the Euopean Union.


European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy ‘breast-boosting beer’ after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.

The millet-ale called Boza which is made from fermented wheat flour and yeast is being snapped up by bar owners, shopkeepers and shoppers from across Europe.

They are said to be keen for their wives and girlfriends to benefit from its reported ability to make women’s breasts grow.

And to think some folks were leery of letting poverty afflicted Bulgaria into the EU … I think there’s a lesson here for all of us … wealth can’t just be measured in cold hard cash … but cold frosty mug sizes and cup sizes too.

Written by UrbanDK

Posted in Drunk, Funny, Odd

7 Responses to “Breast Beer Sweeps Europe - Americans Shocked and Awed”

  1. You live in Europe. Try it out and give us a report!

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  2. Unfortunately I could use some of that beer. I am willing to go through this just for you. (UrbanDK wrote this, and he lives in Europe too, but is not a suitable subject.)

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  3. Wow, we should pay tax on this and it should be mandatory for all women.

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  4. I don’t know what it does for pecs … because we European men just naturally strut around in our trim swimmers bodies … but we like the ladies bodacious

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  5. Kudos to the male genius who figured out how to get all European women drunk.

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  6. Duh, all beer increases your body fat, which causes breasts to grow.

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  7. I dont know about you all, but the first girl in the bottom pic…the blonde…i am in love. Bring her to the US and make her famous. Now.

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