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The last we heard about Tiger Woods, he was begging his ex-wife, Elin, for another chance at marriage and promising her an even more hefty chunk of his fortune if he ever cheated on her again. Well either that story was fake or Elin was wise enough to realize that she’s already rich, bitch, and that her life is way better single, because Tiger has moved on. He’s now said to be dating divorced Olympic skier, Lindsey Vonn, 28. Star has a somewhat priceless line about this relationship in their print edition: “It took a while for Lindsey to trust him because of his past.” Yeah.
Tiger Woods has been quietly seeing Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, according to the new issue of Star.
“He wants to marry again,” an inside tells Star, “and thinks Lindsey could be the woman.”
The 37-year-old golf icon and Vonn began seeing one another in November. He’s been hot on Vonn’s trail as of late, watching her ski in the World Cup in Austria, then taking her on an Antiguan vacation, according to the magazine.
Lindsey finalized her divorce to skier Thomas Vonn this month after splitting in November 2011. The 28-year-old, who bears a slight resemblance to Tiger’s ex Elin Nordegren, has shown off her sexiness in Sports Illustrated‘s Olympic Swimsuit Edition and Maxim‘s Hot 100 list.
I don’t know much about Lindsey Vonn, but I do remember her from when she was doing promotional duties during the last Winter Olympics. She bugged me for some reason, I think it was because she looked a little “plastic” to me, but that’s just a superficial observation. (As are most of my observations.) I’ll say the same thing as when we learned that Jesse James has a new fiance: how do women fall for these creeps?
Both of these men have incredibly well documented histories of cheating and hiring hookers, a history that can be easily accessed from a smart phone at any point, maybe from the bathroom on a date. You just pop off to fix your lipstick, google them and then go back to the table with some excuse about a friend needing your help right away, it’s urgent. But this also assumes that these women pay absolutely no attention to the news for months at a time. Tiger was on the front page forever. How does one ever fall for an a-hole like this? There are women who just want to believe I guess. “I’ve changed, therapy helped me, I’m not the same person, my wife was such a bitch.” People can be so stupid in relationships.
Lindsey’s publicist has issued a non-statement in which there is no denial that she’s hitting it with Tiger. “Lindsey is currently in the midst of the World Cup season in Europe. Her focus is solely on competing and on defending her titles and thus she will not participate in any speculation surrounding her personal life at this time.”
Ooh I found photos of Lindsey at one of Tiger’s charity events last April. It’s on. Nice makeup. It’s like Duchess Kate except with liquid eyeliner.
Photos are from April and October, 2012. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Elin Nordegren Woods, Hookups, Infidelity, Lindsey Vonn, Photos, Tiger Woods
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Elin’s still on, of course!
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I would hope that Elin would be smart enough to never go back with him. Good luck, Lindsay.
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I think I liked her during the Olympics. That’s over now that she’s associated with him. Blech.
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Is Thunder Thighs forkin’ crazy…..and did he give her a dose yet?
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RUN LADIES, RUN!!!!!!
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When has Tiger’s dating life ever had anything to do with his marriage to Elin?
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HA!
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She’s not a patch on Elin
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His transgressions were SOOOO public, everyone knows about it, so I feel like any woman dumb enough to get involved with him deserves what she gets (cheating, lying, a burning sensation, etc).
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+1. While typically I would never wish heartbreak on another, this moron deserves whatever she may get.
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I think this is actually a good match. Tiger can totally get inside her head and control aspects of her personality and life just like her last husband, only instead of coming off as a pushy stage husband, these two can be like an athletic dynamic duo.
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Elin is the best looking woman he ever scored. Everyone else is a downgrade. Yes women date douches all the time. Remember even men score women. SMH.
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Elin would be “funny” if she looked at her bank accounts with so many infinite zeros and decided she wants to add more infinite zeros to infinite zeros by going back to an ex husband that humiliated her to infinity and beyond. She’d be a zero.
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Agreed. No amount of money is worth going back to him. None.
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I agree too
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I always find it interesting when an athlete, who appears decently cute in their proper setting, gets dressed up and walks a carpet. They generally look like something the cat dragged in. Lindsey is no exception. Yikes.
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Jikes! Totally agree, she’s a bit plasticky and not that well dressed.
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She’s very…square? Something about her legs really bugs me.
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I dont know what but there is something about her face – she looks like a man in drag to me. I think she is not very pretty.
Elin has brains and beauty and will never go back to cheating and lying tiger.
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Oh the man face on this one.
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I don’t understand women who hook up with notorious dirtbags. Ladies, these men are not going to change from being selfish and self-interested no matter how much public humiliation is involved. No amount of money or fame will make up for the STD he’ll give you.
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I never thought he was remotely attractive…and his ginormous teeth would scare me in the dark. She is no Elin…and a not a far cry from every other D-lister out there. She may be a good athlete…but she isn’t taking home any prizes for beauty.
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hard to feel sympathy for any woman who gets involved with this tool. If Elin got back with him for the kids I could respect that but anyone else is just asking for a bad relationship.
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She reminds me like a cross of Linda Hogan and a Real Housewife of something or other. Anyone who would choose to date Tiger Woods well….is an idiot.
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Thank you! Linda Hogan and I just could not place it!
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I think she looks a lot like Malin Ackerman but super muscular.
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Hopefully, she doesn’t expect fidelity and realizes there’s a limit to how much protection condoms offer.
That said, any woman who’d get involved with him is a gold digger and/or has major self-esteem issues. Or is just plain crazy, thinking she can change him.
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He’s gross on so many levels.
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She looks like she’s been overdoing the ‘roids.
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Maybe Tiger, being older and wiser has moved on from being a douche bag. Life is all about second chances. Maybe he deserves one?
What’s the big deal anyway? He’s just dating the lady. He’s not necessarily going to marry her.
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That guy looks nothing like Elin! No resemblance whatsoever. None.
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gross…..so…so….gross.
i would not touch that pervy cheater 4 life with a ten food long condom….ugh…
add to idiot the world’s DUMBEST douche. if you’re going to cheat with 993 women? then google how to cover your tracks man. my god.
or buy the book Cheating For Dummies…
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There is not enough Money in the World that can make me even consider going on a date with him……so unattractive!
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I thought Lindsey was dating Clay Matthews.
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I thought this also!?! I love Clay and if this story is true, I am glad he got away from her.
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Tiger sure loves him some blonds doesn’t he?
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i love the hypocrites posting about how bad sex is and of course they never cheated during any relationships even though 60% of all married people have.
what anyone does in private IS NOT YOUR CONCERN INTERNET SLOBS!
SO GET OVER IT.
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Because like half the stories posted, they are fake, like the Tiger begging to marry Elin again and paying her a cheating bonus worth a fortune to do so. I can’t believe people believe half the gossip rag stuff. A million gossip rags out there that have to fill space weekly. Probably not even half is true.
This girl is an idiot to date him. Not because he was unfaithful maybe once, but because he cheated with a gaggle of girls and probably a lot more we don’t even know about.
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