When I wrote yesterday’s Brandi Glanville/LeAnn story – about Brandi’s blunt-talk regarding her marriage and how LeAnn can go f—k herself – I actually got kind of excited about Brandi’s book. Not that Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders is going to be real literature or anything, but I’m getting sort of excited to see the fall-out from the book. I want to see how LeAnn Rimes deals with it. I want to see how Eddie deals with it. I want to see the lawyers get involved, and for LeAnn to go on a PR offensive to “combat” Brandi. I’m telling you, it’s going to get GOOD. So here’s a little preview of things to come – Life & Style have an excerpt of Brandi’s book, and it’s predictably juicy.
Brandi Glanville’s never been one to hold back — but she’s REALLY not holding back this time!
Life & Style has the first look inside the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star’s shocking tell-all, Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders (available Feb. 12), revealing new details on ex-hubby Eddie Cibrian’s affair with LeAnn Rimes, her financial struggles, plastic surgery revenge and more!
In her book, exclusively obtained by Life & Style, Brandi writes about the day she found out about Eddie’s affair. “I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing…a teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there minutes later, and without saying so much as a word, he started kissing me all over…he pulled off my workout pants and we started having sex right there,” she recalls. “He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true…that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.”
But the 40-year-old, who has two sons, Mason, 9, and Jake, 5, with Eddie, knew there was something going on between her ex and LeAnn after the two met on the set of the TV movie Northern Lights in fall 2008.
“LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her,” she recalls in the book. “This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? … He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”
Even after Brandi and Eddie split, the reality star says her ex promised “he would never marry LeAnn, but that was just one of the countless lies he told me.”
For Brandi, her life curtailed, and she found herself homeless, without a dime or credit to her name following their divorce. “I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next,” she explains. “After my divorce — even with the help of Lexapro — I fell into a bit of a tailspin [and an eventual DUI arrest]. White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on.”
Of course, she got her revenge — by way of vaginal rejuvenation. “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000,” Brandi reveals. “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina…. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.”
Looking back, she appreciates everything she’s been through. “I would like to thank my ex-husband, Edward Cibrian, for giving me all the material I could ever need to write this book and for helping me discover the strong independent woman inside of me,” she writes.
Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!! She got a va-jayjay rejuv and she charged it to Eddie’s credit card? She came right out and said LeAnn used to be a “big girl” with a flat chest? She describes in intimate detail how Eddie denied his affair with LeAnn by making love to Brandi on the floor of her closet? AMAZING!! Totally D-list scandal and everything, but you have to think of it this way – how do you think LeAnn will feel when she reads it? And you know she’ll read it. Because she wants to BE Brandi. And this stupid war just got taken to the next level.
Here are some photos of Brandi last week at LAX. Look at what she’s carrying! She’s carrying her own book!!!!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I never cared about the Brandi-LeAnn feud.
But I want to buy that book!!!
Scandalous!
Forget about Anistopittojolie!!! This is triangle of my generation. So juicy, so trashy, so sassy!!!
I can’t wait for the movie. lol!
Same here!! I just decided I like Brandi a WHOLE lot more than I did if only for the “bigger girl with a flat chest” comment.
As soon as it’s available, I’m downloading it to my Nook! Can’t wait to read Brandi’s outrageous details on her split!
Hahaha I had the same reaction! I love me a juicy tell-all! And usually, when people say a book is going to be totally open, they don’t mean it. I am definitely buying this book.
Totally! The thing is, I believe her! I can totally imagine what she wrote having happened, and it just makes sense, knowing the parties involved and how men (although women do this too, sometimes) lie and lie and play things out until they are cold busted, or ‘fess up because they are leaving. Not to say that there won’t be plenty of self-serving crap in there, and I know Brandi is her own type of hot mess, but I’m just feeling that there is more right than wrong here!
Okay, all of these people are complete dimwits BUT getting vaginal rejuvenation surgery and charging your cheating husband for it? BRILLIANT!
And since LeAnn is paying his bills, it isn’t too far fetched to presume that LeAnn paid for the surgery:)
Tehehehee. Good one girl! Wish I’d have thought of that!
completely agree
hit ’em up style! 🙂
LOL! Charging a new vadge to your cheating ex-husband’s card is kind of gangster.
HAAA! Blu Cantrell popped into my head, as well! *chortle*
(Not that I would encourage women to undergo V-surgery just to get over a man, BUT this revenge was…)…awesome! Just completely awesome.
Props to Brandi. All three of these ‘adults’ are completely pathetic, but as break-up revenges go, that’s got to take the biscuit.
Brandi – we salute you for your groundbreaking bitchiness.
And Brandi- we celebrate your newly “rejuvenated” biscuit, also. Tee-hee.
I have such an awesome girl crush on Brandi right now. That bitch rules.
@Amelia
It took the biscuit all the way to the plastic surgeon’s!
While I agree it is awesome isn’t that some form of fraud? Can’t she get in massive trouble for that?
not if they werent officially divorced yet! lol
I would think he could have refuted the charge if he wanted. Probably thought not worth the bother since Leann was picking up the tab
Damn this bitch is starting to grow on me.
@V4Real: I know, right? Never cared for this D-list triangle, especially when there are kids involved. Wow, what a revenge! 🙂
You know LeAnn is going to read it while Eddie is not looking.
She’ll schedule a day-long “meeting” on Feb 12, and read the book in her car as soon as her scary-looking redheaded pal purchases it for her.
And then they’ll burn it and call WeWe’s lawyer.
she’ll read it while eating Ho-ho’s and highlighting certain parts
hahahaahaha!
I GUARANTEEthat Leann has that bitchh pre-ordered on Amazon and will be reading it the day it comes out! As will I 🙂
How is vaginal rejuvenation even a thing? Good god.
Have a couple of kids, sweets.
i have one. so far, so good. 🙂
and i don’t think that plastic surgery, vaginal or otherwise, will fix what’s wrong with these people. a good psychiatrist might.
I’ve had two. And my vadge is still in tip-top shape, thankyouverymuch 🙂
Now, my boobs, on the other hand……
I have a fear that this vaginal plastic surgery is now going to be a ‘thing’ that women will feel they HAVE to do after having children, like the tummy tuck. And if you can’t afford it or if you find unnecessary surgery on your vagina horrendous, well, you will just have to live with a flabby old woman’s vagina, not a tight 16 year old vagina. I find this GROSS for so many reasons. Rant over.
I can stomach Vag Rejuv surgery better than some of the provedures women are having on their faces. I don’t have to see their vag-but lately women are looking scary as hell. THAT’S the stuff I fear.
Right on Skinny! I had a 10 pound baby, and although my husband has never said a word to the contrary, I’m afraid having sex with me would be like for him to throw a hot dog wiener down a long hallway.
Every time I see Brandi Glanville, I think she is Dina Lohan.
OMG! I do too!
And both of them tacky as hell. Willing to sell what they have to, for a check. *shudder*
Which is why, I never have understood LeAnn obsessing over a really tacky female.
Who is now telling the world… her cooter needed to be rebuilt before she was 40.
Actually, LeAnn told the world first about Brandi’s V surgery. On twitter. LeAnn and her twitter followers taunted Brandi about it.
i guess since it was already out, she might as well include it in her book.
Like LAK says, how interesting that Leann’s followers were harassing Brandi about this years ago. Hmmm, wonder where they got that private information from to bully her with ? Totally normal to make twitter ‘friends’ with your fans and give them private info like this about someone right?
LR also shared emails between Brandi & Eddie and old voice mails to Eddie from Brandi with her twitter fanatics. She has given them the kids custody information….list goes on.
Leann also allows these fanatics to hang out with her and Brandi’s kids at her shows after they’ve had a full day of harassing Brandi with the information LR gave them. Its like a rewards program.
Makes you have a warm fuzzy feeling knowing the kids are around Leann drinking with strangers who harass their mother on twitter all day….
Both of these slagbeasts are disgusting. I suppose if Leanne bought Brandi a new, improved vagina then Leanne can taunt her about it. Gross.
Brandi isn’t even close to Dina Lohan… they may have a similar appearance… but, that’s it… and she didn’t have the surgery because she needed it… she did it as pay back for her cheating hubs doingwhat he did… I saw good for her! I woulde have bought new boobs and an ass too…
WEll you know a fame wh0r3 will die without exposure…
Ha! that’s exactly what I would do if my hubby left me for sugar mama. Leann can cry and go to fake rehab but it’s hard to feel sorry for her. Brandi wouldn’t even be famous if Leann had left husband alone. I hope we get a lot more juicy stories soon!!
This woman is just another low level reality person who has absolutely no pride or talent. I don’t think she is all that clever, I just think she has a big mouth and she likes to stir it up around everyone, not just her ex. She doesn’t care who as long as she gets the attention. I wouldn’t spend my money on this one so that she can spread the dish that may or may not be true. Besides it wouldn’t surprise me to find that she had her on the side just like Eddie when they were married. I give her and her book two out 5 YUKS.
All of your comment is spot on, but Lord help me I am going get that book and cherish it like it was my grandma’s Bible, Testify!
LMAO, Bad Irene!!!!!!
LOL! I’ll be reading it too… but on my iPad. No way I am going to be walking around in public with that book.
That’s hilarious I.want.shoes! I plan to download it onto my Kobo so no one knows I own the book LOL. I usually read my Harlequins on my Kobo too so no one knows about my trashy reading habits.
This book sounds like it will be full of juicy delights :D.
Ummm LeAnn is the one who gave Brandi attention to start with and LeAnn is the part of the reason Brandi was broke and homeless — so if she can turn the attention into money to support her family then how is that a bad thing?
And yes, it’s mean for Brandi to call LeAnn a big flat chested girl but — I love it & can’t wait to read more. genius!
Please….this is the triangle of doom as perpetuated by Diana, Jen Aniston and many other famous women but this time with Z-listers and F-bombs.
If they managed to spin it out for 5+ yrs, then so can Brandi.
It would be hypocritical of us to be so judgy of Brandi whilst deifying Diana or sympathising with jen Aniston.
We can only hope that Brandi stays true to her word and stops talking after the book’s run otherwise like the other two ladies, she’ll outstay her welcome.
Wow! For the most part, I’ve ignored this whole mess but I’m kind of interested in reading this trashy read! Lies, deceit, flat chests and new vaginas?! I’m in.
I could give a rats ass how wewe feels. Brandi is spilling and it is awesome!
Actually vaginal rejuvenation surgery is one of the most requested surgeries lately–especially in Hollywood. I just watched a show about that the other day. Not a crazy idea for a mom that pushed out 2 babies.
i had a truly disturbing conversation with a friend who has had it done. Disturbing with regards her reasons for having it done, but apparently results are fabulous.
What is it, exactly? They just tighten everything up? Or do they resculpt?
After having two kids I find that sometimes sneezing makes me pee a bit *blush*. Does it help with that?
This is a very good link explaining what goes into a VR procedure. Enjoy..
http://www.lajollalight.com/2012/03/29/what-is-vaginal-rejuvenation-surgery-an-introduction-for-plastic-surgery-patients/
No-Vag Rejuv is more for the outside than the inside I think. But I will let you in on a secret that worked for my “friend” with two kids who had that problem. A yoga instructer told her this: 😉
Go buy a LeLo and use it RELIGIOUSLY for a few months. (I can’t believe I’m sharing this!) It tightens everything up and that problem will go away.
Ok moving on…..
@Eileen, who wrote: “Go buy a LeLo and use it RELIGIOUSLY for a few months. (I can’t believe I’m sharing this!) It tightens everything up and that problem will go away.
Ok moving on…..”
Don’t go yet!! 🙂 (whispers) Just between you and me … what the heck is a ‘LeLo’?
yeah, I also heard that those surgeries tighten the entryway, but the inside is still stretched out. Sorry to be so descriptive. Kegals ladies! Kegals! It’s about the muscle! LOL. I also would like to know what a LeLo is, all I can think of is Lindsay Lohan. Anyway, after hearing that Brandi got the surgery, LR in her warped mind probably got one too so she could brag she was better than Brandi and had the vag of a newborn.
Emma – the JP Lover – that was my question too! LOL. 🙂
On a different note, my friend’s V surgery was essentially tightening.
I have heard of people who do an unnesessary ‘more pleasing to the eye to look at’ surgery.
Search for it on Amazon, Ladies. 🙂
I pee my pants when I laugh too hard, sneeze, a lot of things (my son was 11 lbs). I have to get surgery for it, but it’s a different surgery than a vaginal ..reconstruction? I’d never heard of that until now. Maybe LeAnn will copy and get one, too! I learn new things on Celebitchy 🙂
@eileen
I read that as Lilo and kept getting Lindsay Lohan in my search LOL…which will in no way help a vaj!!
My curiosity got the best of me on what this Lelo is. Its basically a vibrator from what I could tell at a quick glimpse of the search results. Amazon has them in all different styles and sizes, looks like Lelo is the brand and they seem smaller than ‘traditional’ vibes, maybe thats what gives the ‘tightening effect’??
Bascially using it is like Kegel’s (sp?) exercise on steroids….and more fun for sure!
Which Lelo? I’m getting pregnant soon thru IVF and I really want “my area” to be fit and in good shape, both for the birthgiving and afetrwards
The surgery provides some tightening but as a friend told me it still didn’t go back to her child-free vagina. It’s mostly aesthetic and tightens up some muscle tone but not completely.
@Magdalena That’s going to depend on your preference!
My “friend” was instructed to put it to the test.
Two months-at LEAST once a day, try for two.
Leaked when sneeze or laugh-check
Leaked when pants too tight-check
Leaked when waited too long to pee-check
Gone now.
I’m happy it worked for your “friend” eileen! 😉 Thanks for the recommendation!
There are also kegal balls.
Does she include pictures of this in the book too?
And people don’t think this woman is intelligent? LeAnn is going to have a fit!! This has made my day! Cannot wait to see her response!
Me too! If LeAnn wasn’t in real therapy before, she will be now.
A woman with that much plastic surgery does not get a pass to make fun of another woman. Brandi obviously hates herself, or has such low self esteem, to charge so many procedures. She can charge a brain implant any time now. And maybe a little bit of character.
Well, Leanne must be in the same boat of self-hate then. She’s gotten a number done on herself as well.
I googled “brandi glanville”, and gossip cop’s photo of brandi is of leann rimes. It’s funny that leann is slowly morphing into brandi, but this is ridiculous.
Hahahaha. Wow. Brandi kicks ass.
Just when I think they couldn’t possibly embarrass their children more!
I felt very badly for her for a long time, and still do when it comes to Leanne trying to steal her children, but she has turned this scandal into a role on a fairly popular TV show and a book deal?
Also I don’t really believe that she was homeless and living in her car with her children after the divorce.
I think she meant by that comment that all she had to her name was the car, not that she was actually living in it.
The vaj rejuv was already put out there way long ago by Leann to her friends Amejean and Ginger. So, it is not new news, it is just verified. Leann is the problem here through and through.
Who broke HIPPA laws in doing so, if this is true, right? Then Brandi should sue both their asses.
Another crime Leann committed. Leann Rimes is a criminal. She continues to break the law and get away with it just like Lindsay Lohan.
Theskinny: Pretty sure the HIPPA laws only apply to dr’s giving out a patients confidential information, not a jealous new girlfriend like LeAnn doing so.
HAHaha you know since LeAnn pay’s Eddie’s credit cards, by extension LeAnn most likely wound up paying for Brandi’s vaginal surgery. Brilliant.
Gerald Butler. What a waste of some new and improved lady parts! He couldn’t even seem to remember Brandi’s name…
He doesn’t recognize faces, just lady parts. Had she flashed him her newly rejuvenated vag, he would have known it was her right away.
I love that she did that. Sorry, its hilarious. Especially after how many times Eddie put Brandi’s lady parts (and children by default) at risk with his cheating.
i dont have any respect for anyone in this anymore but its good juicy gossip.
Hah. Seriously, amazing? Not long ago, the overwhelming commentary on here was lamenting how LeAnn used to look so refreshingly better before the bolt-ons and the crazy weight loss… And now we’re supposed to cheer at the catty, spiteful and fat-shaming tone from a chick whose ride to fame only came about because her philandering husband finally dickmatised someone actually famous?! Come on.
I get the LeAnn hate, truly, but this one isn’t that much less tedious, sorry.
If you don’t watch RHBH you probably don’t get it. Brandi is actually likeable, funny, brutally honest. For me anyway it’s not about hating Leann (who cares about that has-been) it’s about being entertained by irreverent Brandi.
Leann will be putting Vag rejuvenation on her list ASAP!
As soon as she finds out who B’s doctor was.
LOVE love love her! I would read this book in one day, for sure. Karma is a b*tch, and comes with that new book smell. Glad she’s taking this terrible situation straight to the bank!
+1
Funny that she makes fun of a normal “back-in-the-days” looking woman – while she has had work done on har boobs, vigina, cheeks etc. Hollywood really is totally weird – The Real Housewives actually she is one of the more normal looking ones – but do these women really think they look that much better – watched my to first episodes ever of the show and wtf one looks like a drag and the rest have really f–ked up their lips, hard.
The funny thing is how LeAnn is trying to morph into Brandi’s (ugly) twin.
Yeah, it’s weird that Brandi’s joking about flat chests being that her boobs weren’t that big until she had her boob job. I find all 3 of these people (Brandi, LeAnn and Eddie) really distasteful.
I had never heard of this Brandi person before LeAnn made her famous. The noise from LeAnn’s Brandi influenced shenanigans made me google Brandi to find out who this person was.
And after seeing her on RHOBH, i think she’s a hoot. crude, vulgar, but a hoot. Then again, it could be the fact that she’s on RHOBH. She stands out against really reprehensible people. All of whom pretend to be classy simply because they have money.
Perhaps if she was on a reality show with people who weren’t such cartoons to begin with, she wouldn’t shine so brightly.
THIS! I don’t watch Reality Shows, (or really much TV at all) but this is my one exception/guilty pleasure. Brandi is the cat’s pajamas! LOVE her! Cant wait to read her book!
Somehow, RHOBH snuck up on me. It’s the only reality show i watch. Total guilty pleasure.
Did you watch monday? Bravo re-played the episode last night (in prime time hours no less)and I finally caught it. The dinner scene alone could have been the whole episode. There are very few things i take at face value in these shows because of that evil genius Andy but that scene was a true showing of some sort of friendship between the ladies. They all stated their empathy for B and even Kyle was kind and admitted that had she been in the same position she isn’t sure she could have pulled through. The HeMan bashing in the end was hilarious! Nice to see those crazy ladies bond over something and not just fighting!
Yes i did. i can’t comment extensively on here as my comments on RHOBH are deleted when i do.
I will say though that i think LV & Ken genuinely like Brandi. I see their reaction in the same way that they took in Cedric. If Brandi keeps in with them, she will be in a very good place as far as rebuilding her life is concerned.
I kept thinking about LeAnn’s reaction whilst watching the dinner. She wanted to be mentioned on the show in detail. She got her wish. And it wasn’t pretty.
So can someone be charged with fraud for using someone else’s credit card?
Can someone be charged for releasing a person medical information to strangers on twitter for them to harass a person? That was what Leann did, hippa laws. ALLEDGEDLY
The person could only be charged if the information was obtained illegally. If Leanne obtained this information via a credit report on Eddie, for something they were trying to purchase together, I doubt that would qualify. I’m no attorney, but have worked in the medical field.
If Leann and Eddie paid for it I don’t see how any laws were broken. Regardless if hippa laws were violated, isn’t using someone else’s credit card considered theft? I mean, if Eddie paid for schlong surgery and used Brandi’s credit card wouldn’t he be charged with fraud/theft?
I don’t believe HIPPA rules would apply to LeAnn Rimes or Eddie Cibrian. It applies to health care providers, insurance companies, HMOs, company health plans, government plans, etc.
HIPAA – Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act – (not HIPPA) only relates to health care providers, health plans, and health plan clearing houses. As a psychiatrist, I cannot disclose certain health information about a patient without written consent. I could, however, tell people about my boyfriend’s health issues without being in violation of HIPAA.
If they were still married then it wasn’t fraud. I’m sure she used the card before. She has a right to tell her story, it’s her life and it happened to her.
If she was still named on the account, its not fraud. If it was fraud you can bet your grandma’s life Leann the Joke would have spilled it to the tabloids waaaaayy before now.
Not when that other person is your husband that you are legally married to.
The book excerpt said she was broke after the divorce so she got revenge by getting the surgery. This implies they weren’t legally married when she used the card.
They were separated. Not divorced yet.
“So, after the duo separated in August 2009, Glanville, 40, opted to make some improvements in lady land. (In an excerpt obtained by Life & Style, Brandi “decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one.”)
At the time, Cibrian, 39, cut off Glanville’s credit card, so she charged the procedure to his.
Naturally, her ex took note of the exorbitant expense: She recalls that “a week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, he was on the phone screaming, ‘What the f–k cost you $12,000? Did you get a nose job?'”
Brandi calls LeAnn Eddie’s “sugar mama”
She told him, “Yes. A nose job,” and hung up the phone.”
It sure fits nicely into Leann’s profile of a years long stalker and harasser who found out intimate information about her target and spread it to the internet via twitter to humiliate and hurt Brandi.
Brandi rocks! Leann and Eddie totally deserve it. They shouldn’t be allowed to break up a marriage and walk away. Brandi should profit.
Well I give her this much she hired a decent ghost writer. This TMI is just awful for her kids.
In Brandi’s defence, this information was already put into the public arena. By LeAnn. She twittered it to her follows when she found out about it, who proceeded to taunt and abuse Brandi about it.
i guess Brandi is assuming since this information was already on the internet for anyone to find, she may as well address it.
@LAK I just can’t with the ‘LeeAnn did it first’ mentality. I actually know what it’s like to be a child in an ugly divorce. Believe me they aren’t intersted in who did what to who first they just want a quiet stable environment where the adults in their life actually behave responsibly. The things Brandi has revealed especially the tabloid story with her son as collateral damage show that doesn’t interest her. Whatever hell she went through as an adult she is contributing to ruin those boys childhoods in order to get hers it disgusts me.
Brandi said she was going to tell all no matter how bad, warts and all. No offense, maybe all you diehards who live and breathe by this saga from the beginning and a twitter feed knew this, but the average public like me vaguely following doesn’t know what a few random twitterers said years ago that was never substantiated.
@min76 – I agree that two wrongs don’t make a right, BUT in this particular incidence, LeAnn twittered THIS personal embarrassing information about Brandi some years ago. The point i am making is that Brandi may as well address the information that is ALREADY in the public arena.
At this point, Brandi is honest about milking this situation for money,and has promised to stop talking once the book run is over. At the rate she’s going, she is going to make enough money to be able to fight LeAnn in more legit ways.
The reason i support Brandi is that i researched the situation and what i found is truly horrifying. Limited by lack of money and celebrity, she’s had to endure abuse and character assassination from LeAnn with no hope of fighting back.
The irony, of course, is that the more LeAnn talked about Brandi or morphed into her, it made people like me curious about Brandi, which in turn has given Brandi money, fame and a platform to fight back.
@Jayna – i never followed this saga from the beginning. i only became interested after LeAnn was referenced once too often on the DM and each story made reference to Brandi, so i went and researched it. There are people who have devoted their lives to this, who have made an excellent job of summing up these twitter feeds [with dates given] so i don’t have to. it’s all online. some of it is right here on CB. Posters who have followed this mess from the beginning filling us in. I am not on twitter, but twitter is still accessible so it is easy to cross check the information supplied by looking at their twitter feeds.
One of the best timelines on this mess other than Celebitchy is the Gossip Rocks forum: big fat liars…
They have documented much of this craziness from the beginning.
Well said, LAK. What else is Brandi supposed to do? Just roll over and let LeAnn abuse her until LeAnne gets tired of it?
I see this as Brandi doing what is necessary to protect those kids. She has to do whatever she can to expose LeeAnn for the weirdo she is–hoping maybe finally some family court judge will notice and get those kids away from her. LeeAnn Rimes is a crazy mess;always has been, always will be.
oh MLN dont act like you won’t read it 😉
Haha why would I bother between Kaiser and Brandi’s brigade I will hear about every page of her book and I’ll be 20 bucks richer.
Maybe Eddie should have, then, three years ago, walked away from Leann, realizing how bad she was for his kids.
For give-or-take three years the opportunity for the boys to find this out about their mother has existed online. Because of who?
If Brandi denies it, she’s a liar. She admits it, OMG BRANDI THINK OF THE BOYS. Well, what were L/E thinking when apparently one of them shared this information with her fans, with the risk of the media picking it up, and at the least, thousands of people seeing it on Twitter?
Team Jayna and Mln76.
Same here.
Count me in too.
I think her husband having such a public affair with such an immoral woman like Leann Rimes who harrasses the mother and trashes the mother of his kids in interviews, has done enough damage. Anything said or done by Brandi at this point is negliglbe.
I just can’t knock Brandi too much. She has been victimized again and again. First by Eddie, and now be Leann. The audacity of betraying her the way he did, and then bullying her afterwards with his new bonus wife is UNREAL. They kicked her while she was down again and again- that is despicable. The first spicey comments she made in the beginning, Leann and Eddie should let her have those, considering how much they have done to her. They should think, Ya know-we really ruined Brandi’s life and nearly killed her soul, if she wants to bitch to the media, let her do it, we are together and happy and we feel SORRY for what we have done to her. we screwed her so bad to get what WE wanted so badly, let her have her interviews in the media.
NOPE Leann acts like she’s a victim because she pissed off the ex wife. INSANITY!!!
Those kids are screwed already thanks to their father and to be honest, I think they need to hear Brandi’s story eventually. Kids resent being lied to and manipulated and when they find out what Leann and their father have really done, well….those are the type of things that destroy relationships between parent and child. Eddie should consider being honest eventually (if he even knows how to tell the truth) and consider counseling to mend the relationship with his sons, when it enivitably shatters when they uncover the truth of his and bonus mom’s actions against their mother.
When they are older, they can find the truth in Brandi’s story because you know they won’t get anything resembling the truth from their well-known cad and liar of a father and pathological liar/manipulator Rimes.
Couldn’t have said it better myself, Grace!!
What an awesome start to my day! Leann must already be trying to make an appointment with Brandi’s vag rejuvenation doctor and Eddie must be dying to know what Brandi’s new vag looks and feels like. Brandi is a genius.
Ha ha!
I love, love LOVE Brandi! She needs to stop with the facial fillers though, she doesn’t need them.
That is hilarious. Much more satisfying than burning all his clothes. I love it!
I totally just realized (and sorry if anyone else has already pointed it out, I came straight to comment, haven’t ready anything else yet) that if BG charged it to EC’s CC, that means LR most likely paid for it. Sooo…I guess BG can thank LR for her vaginal rejuvination. =)
+1 on charging her new vag on Eddies card lol! I love that!
This will be the demise of Leann. She can barely handle a couple of snipes from Brandi, there’s no way she’s going to be able to handle and entire book. And really juicy no holding back.
Sit back and grab your popcorn.
That’s right, Brandi. Charge 12,000 for your vaj. Poor, broke, no job skills, no job, worrying about how to provide for my family, crappy rental with bare funishings. But, hey, lets spend that 12,000 on my vag. Forget maybe charging that to makeup artist school or training to become a hairstylist, since you have no job skills and no job back then. My state of mind back then would have been on my home and family and bettering myself, not on the 12,000 on my vaj. Of course, that’s just me.
huh??
she was married to a celeb, not some normal Joe..she could always do reality TV or sell a book, sell real estate for her rich friends..SECRETS sell, she just needed to get her bearings.
my only wish is that SHE made Leanne pay for her husband like Julia Roberts did for Danny Moder.
too bad she was not this smart, if you want him free and clear–give me a damn settlement.
I can admit that I cannot say, what I would have done.
The story peddled all the time on here by her followers and by her is she was homeless, had no job skills, had no job, scared to death how to provide for her family, moved from rental to rental, on and on. Now she runs out and charges 12,000 on her vagina instead of those funds on her kids or school or their home, and I’m supposed to forget all my pity on her crying every night worrying how to provide for her children and high five her on vag surgery? Sorry. I like Brandi far more than LeAnn and feel for her having to deal with nutty LeAnn and being cheated on, but I am not on the Saint Brandi, everything she does is so cool team. I call it like I see it.
PREACH, Jayna!
Er, are you forgetting she didn’t pay for it?
Exactly Sapphire!!! No one is saying Brandi is perfect but everything she says and does is critiqued and criticized. Sorry I don’t empathize with a rich homewrecking whore. The woman was left BROKE with two kids to feed because her nothing ass husband wanted the good life. Brandi is doing what any sane mother would do….do whatever is necessary to take care of your kids. If that means writing a book, starring in a reality show or posing nude in PB..it is making money!!!
Do people forget he had child support payments reduced because his ass is broke? Did they also forget they lived beyond their means through no fault of hers? Or short sold their home? A real man would have a least provided shelter for his wife and kids.
Brandi has her independence now and no harsh criticism will take that away.
Not so much that, as that she could have charged the $12K on other things, like food and rent, since she was, you know, poor and homeless **eye roll**
Also, how do you charge rent on CC? Or give a person at a retail store a “card number” to use on groceries? It doesn’t work like that, not anymore at least. Identity theft is HUGE, and most companies and stores will not take a number over the phone (unless ordering over the phone of course)or a card that has a different name on it. BUT a doctors office who isn’t privy to their personal life and pending divorce probably would not question a wife using a husbands CC, at all.
I’m not forgetting. Like I said, she said she had no money, poor me, broke, so worried how to provide for my children, no job skills. I would have gleefully taken his charge card and splurged away for things my family needed and I needed to begin my new life in a comfortable way. Even many splurge items for myself as a F you. But twelve thousand only on me and my vaj, nothing for my children or even schooling for myself (she wasn’t on RHOBH) or anything for my crappy new rental, just my vag, sorry. Stupid.
Plus, it looks bad on her in court when she’s poor-mouthing about what she needs and Eddie produces a 12,000 bill for vagina surgery during that period. I work in the court system and the judge wouldn’t be impressed.
As far as writing a book, though, I have always been pro Brandi on writing the book and hope she makes a lot of money.
Vaguely following?
Couldn’t Brandi could also produce a $80 grand bill for an engagement ring, days after having her child support lowered? That was a truly low move on Ediot’s part.
LadyD, LOL, like Eddie ever paid for the engagement ring. I can just see it now. LeAnn pressuring him to marry her. He says, Oh, babe, I would, but I can’t afford a ring right now. She’s like, no problem, goes and co-signs a loan for him for a payment plan at the jeweler’s or bank, and LeAnn pays the bill every single month. The next thing he knows he’s walking down the aisle thinking how did this happen.
I am following your logic, I really am and on some levels I agree. But from the excerpt it doesn’t sound like she had actual physical possession of the card but knew the number (not unbelievable i know my main card by heart).
So I reiterate, how could she have used that in to buy stuff for her kids or family, beside online shopping maybe. Without the physical card (and pin) she couldn’t couldn’t have used to pull out cash for rent, or bought stuff at Target or even at a Grocery store. You cant really walk up to checkout and say, I forgot my card but I know the number.
Perhaps she didn’t “give” them the card number at that point, but told them to use the card number they had on file, from a previous procedure she had done at the office?
Right Fabgrrl! That’s totally how my doctor works too, and my point!
So I think that it would be really easy to use it at the doctors (where it has been probably used before)but not necessarily be able to use it to do other things like provide stuff for you children or buy a house or even rent or buy a house.
I am all for calling people out on things like not providing for their children but buying thing for themselves (cough, cough Octomom).
But in this case I think you had to really read the fine print to understand what she did.
Well I think everyone on this forum “calls it like they see it”. I find it awesome and I wish I thought of it first!
Perhaps she could have bought a few designer purses, sold them at a reduced rate online and used that money to pay her rent?
To be fair, you don’t know the timeline and apparently Eddie was throwing insults towards her kitty. So it seems like there was a lot more going on with that subject… like some emotional abuse. Which cheaters love to dish out.
And why should Eddie move on while Brandi is left feeling bad and with a kitty her husband insulted? Doesn’t she get to find happiness too? Or does she have to languish in his emotional abuse? Which didn’t end when he left and was picked up by Leann.
Seriously, not that it matters exactly when she decided to throw his insults off of her. But it sounds like this happened before she was homeless but right after he cut off her credit cards. Which were probably canceled the same night she threw him out. Cause Eddie seems like that big of a jerk.
And never mind how much money that was technically hers which Eddie spent on side pieces for years.
From Radar Online…
“I knew he was concerned about his hairline, but momma needed something h**d. I was not down for a limp d**k and gave him an ultimatum: It was the Propecia or me!” Glanville writes.
So how did Eddie receive the news? Take a wild guess.
“Eddie never took well to being cornered or criticized,” Glanville writes. “So it was no surprise when he immediately shot back that my lady business wasn’t what it used to be.
“He was actually quite vulgar and said something I don’t care to repeat, so pardon my momentary filter. Please enjoy this moment it doesn’t happen often.”
Just wanted to add.
Eddie is the one who neglected his kids with his mistresses.
No matter how you want to spin it. He stole from all three of them for years. And he is continuing to do so by being a kept man who had to reduce his child support.
That Brandi had a divorce with a mean-spirited husband who wouldn’t make sure she could take care of their kids properly, isn’t her fault. It’s Eddie’s.
Re Jayna ” My state of mind back then would have been on my home and family and bettering myself, not on the 12,000 on my vaj. Of course, that’s just me.”
That’s just me too Jayna! But that’s also why you and I aren’t famous reality stars with book deals living in Beverly Hills! 😉
how damn slutty of Leanne to ask Eddie if he wanted to lick some frosting off of her/shirt..she knew Brandi was standing there…Karrrrrmmmmmaaaaaa
I will be getting this book, I see you Brandi girlllllllllll!!
BOSS em up B!!!
For all of these sanctimonious people talking about what they would or wouldn’t have done…PLEASE!!! Break up my family and I’ll do more than just charge $12,000 to a credit card. Team Beat A Bitch Ass right here. Hate or love her….Brandi Glanville is hiliarious and a f*cking genius.
+1
Another member of team BABA.
And have no shame…I’m a wife of 20+ years with 3 kids so hell yeah I support her. Wrong is wrong and this woman was WRONGED. Trust and believe me if my hubby did what Eddie did…it would have been a Waiting to Exhale moment for real. Truth!!!
Amen @Southerngal! I’m just pissed I didn’t think of it first during my divorce 😉
THANK uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
actually he got off easy, what Brandi did was nothing compared to what others have done..
just wait til he replaces Leanne, we will SEE some crazy antics!
I can’t sit here and say, oh, “I’d pay the electric bill, and purchase snow boots for all of us etc..
he got off easy actually.
@SouthernGal – YUP!!!
Totally laughing my butt off. I am going to have “Team Beat-a-Bitch” teeshirts made up for everyone on this site. All x-tra large.
@Sapphire don’t forget to include yourself you zoftig curvy hunka woman 😉
Hey, the damn things shrink! Everyone on here is a size 6!
@SouthernGal, I don’t think there is one single scene that better exemplify how crazy I would get than Angela Bassett in “Waiting to Exhale.” BABA is right!
In the words of the great Ivana Trump, “Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don’t get mad, get everything.”
I’m on your team SouthernGal! Mess with my happy home and look out! I’m watching this play out among my co workers at the moment. A woman in my office has been revealed to be a serial adulteress messing with no less than FOUR ladies husbands!! She is a pariah and may as well have the scarlet letter A on her chest right now. It’s not pretty when karma catches up with you. The gossip in my workplace is better than ALL the real housewives at the moment.
^ this!
bet leann never thought brandi would fight back swinging this hard!
Eddie and Leann better mind their p’s and q’s from here on out unless they want Brandi putting them on blast. She isn’t messing around anymore
This-is-awesome. Very good move on her part. Very good move!
As these three are laughing their way to the bank with this tell-all triangle, I hope they are socking some away for the kids’ therapy bills.
Awesome! This is the hottest revelation of Hollywood 2013! D listers indeed bt Genius! I was like whoaaah! Same feeling when i read joliepitt first pregnancy. I never read any single tell all books but this would be on my next shopping cart. It must be fun to read esp those stuff about leann. And since she’s brandi’s copycat maybe she wil release her own book too!!
I am the non celebrity Brandi – my ex did the same to me but without the mega bucks sugar mama and the publicity. Wish I could write a book about his exploits and make money, but unfortunately, I am just a secretary. Brandi has done what most of us cant do, turn things around and make money. She made lemonade out of lemons and she is hysterical and I hope leannes head explodes and maybe some other women will keep far away from others womens husbands in fear of karma.
Sorry to hear this happened to you Julie. I hope you are in a better situation now.
Brandi gets an A for awesome!!!.Getting your husband’s jumpoff to buy your a new coochie?!;ingenious. I normally never read tell-all books but I so need to read this!
Can’t we all just be happy with our v-jays? As if breast implants, butt implants, botox injections, silicon injections aren’t enought – now v-jays need a face lift?
Aside from all that – I don’t care if BG is classy or déclassé. I do find it kind of funny that people (LR and EC) expect her to silently melted away and accept their a-hole behavior with class while they get to paint the town red. Meh, you get what you want (each other)- and you get what you don’t want with it (a book written by the ex).
i heard about V surgery years ago. Most stories involved people whose religions insisted they present as virgins on their wedding nights, which is why alot of the women were doing it.
Thank you. I totally agree. This world has gone BONKERS if we think it is necessary to have surgery on our vagina for ‘cosmetic’ purposes after childbirth. Let’s dial it back a bit, eh world?
Thank you! I just got over the fact that anal bleaching is a thing, and my understanding is, this surgery can have some ugly complications. Men’s junk gets softer and saggier as they age, so how come women have to keep their stuff perfect? Especially if it’s mostly cosmetic!
oh, she (brandi) also just made eddie’s life pure hell for the next god knows how long b/c oh-so-stable leann is going to read and obsess over every detail of this thing and it’s NOT going to be pretty. and eddie’s going to deny it all to leann, of course. if it’s true, what kind of “man” lets his kids and their mother go homeless? paging lance armstrong, come pick up your fellow sociopath and GO AWAY together. maybe it’s clearer in the book, but i did think, wait a minute, if you’ve got eddie’s credit card info, use that to PAY RENT genius, but maybe the surgery came later or something. at the end of the day though, eddie c. is a total POS and has a f-cking blizzard of karma headed his way.
If it were almost anyone else I would claim them childish and irresponsible for charging a new va-jay-jay to a cheating ex. BUT considering everything Brandi goes through with Eddie and then LeAnn’s twitter comments specifically created to anger Brandi…. I say GO FOR IT BRANDI!! I am going to Pre-Order my copy right now. 🙂
Damn, now I gotta buy this book. Hope it reads like a good ole Harlequin Romance novel like I used to read in my high school days. Sigh- the memories.
Gotta give props to this woman’s unabashed honesty.
40????? And the rest!!!
I just googled “vaginal rejuvenation before and after” and it was pretty crazy! Yikes, a bit much for first thing in the morning. What is truly brilliant about that move (and publicizing it) is that it robs LeAnn of her one and only “trump card” over Brandi looks- or sexiness-wise: that LeAnn hasn’t had kids. I truly think that LeAnn is a terrible and damaged person, but I wish that Brandi could take the high road more often. I want to like BG, but stooping to LeAnn’s uber-transparent mean-girl level is just immature. Just let LeAnn self-destruct, she is tormented enough in her own mind.
The irony of the mistress paying for the ex-wife’s new vajay is as sweet as it gets and the fact that LeAnn shared this private information with her twitter nuts only to have it come back in the form of increased books sales for Brandi is icing on the cake….and some people don’t believe in Karma!!
Good for her!!! I’d get a new p*ssy too after being with that man whore.
When people say Eddie still loves Brandi, I laugh. I think he hates her. It’s why he wants no contact with her. If he still loved her he would use a reason just to see her. I think his ego is such that he hates her for mouthing off about him and not being a Shy Di. I think every time stuff like this happens, he is closer to LeAnn because of it. After this book, Eddie will hate Brandi in a way that is probably violent. He will be closer to LeAnn only because of his hate for Brandi.
Eddie will just drink more and seethe for a while while she promotes it, but ignore after a while. LeAnn will obssess over it and truly become completely unglued as her stalking is out there for the masses to read, not just internet gossip site followers to pay attention. I hope they put her on stronger meds.
More than anything, I still feel for those kids. I just do.
He hates her because she dumped his ass. Truth!!! He hates her because she didn’t put up with his cheating ass and was willing to forgive him if it had been only LeAnn. Truth!! His disdain for her stems from her f*cking with his ego. Truth!! LeAnn feeds into that ego because she is insecure. He knows this and uses her to get back at Brandi. Truth!!
Exactly!
PREACH!!!
@SouthernGal- oh girl, you’ve been on fire lately! *claps*
Nope. If he hates her at all its because she didn’t take his lies as gospel and kicked his ass out. That kind of person is like LiLo, as in “how dare you not believe my lies!” That’s probably why he’s still with LeAnn. No matter what BS he feeds her, she’ll pretend to believe it. That “only one that matters” tattoo comes to mind, LOL!
So then, she left him…she didn’t get left. Supposedly, Eddie was madly in love with her, but just had the unfortunate affliction of being a serial cheater. I guess he should be the one writing the book. The poor heartbroken guy. He hates her because he loves her so much…riiiight.
I feel these scenarios with Brandi get twisted to whichever is the most convenient for the moment. I can’t stand Leanne, but this mocking and bashing her should really be getting tired by now. Let their kids live in peace!! Leanne lost – it’s a wrap.
Haha, called LeAnn a “big girl” — priceless.
Couldn’t care less about this Brandi/Le-ann feud but I have to admit that was an awesome bit of revenge. 😀
The excerpt doesn’t say exactly when Brandi charged for the rejuvenation. It could have been before, during, or after the divorce. It could have been while she & the kids were still living in the marital home safe & sound, & not homeless & living at different friends’ homes.
Also, the excerpt states that she gave the doctor the credit card number, which most likely means that she didn’t have the physical card w/ her. So if she didn’t have the card with her in person, then she couldn’t use it at stores for groceries, gas, clothing, cash advances, & whatnot since the physical card is usually required. And I don’t know of any landlord that accepts credit card numbers, especially without the physical card.
As for the rejuvenation info coming out in the book, if as others say, that LeAnn &/or her followers already put this info out there in public before the book was published, then what’s the point of criticizing Brandi for talking about it publicly too?
And if LeAnn does read this book, would she have any feelings of empathy for the pain she caused another woman by her own greedy actions? Or would she take this as something from which she can pick at, like a vulture, & use against Brandi?
I wonder how LeAnn is feeling about how Eddie swore up & down not to marry her. This might be just another confirmation that she was only second best?
Thank you because some people are missing the point. Can’t use a credit card to pay for rent or buy groceries if the card isn’t present. Damn!!! Common sense goes a long way.
Amejean one of her minions did a flyer stating she had vaginal rejuv so yes she confided in a complete stranger regarding the surgery. I am on Twitter and it has been known for almost two years she had the surgery. No one believed it because it came from the horses mouth but I am glad Brandi confirmed it. This just means she has NOTHING else to hold over Brandi’s head. HA!!!
Getting vag surgery while crying homeless and poor is common sense?
There are a lot of places that don’t need a physical card to pay for things. I can’t be the only one who makes online payments?
Look, Leann is netters and Brandi was hurt by her husband. There is no denying that. But no amount of spin will convince me that fighting trash with trash is okay.
perhaps she is using the term “broke” to describe zero cash inflow. obviously she can rack up credit charges but she seems to be trying to say she had no cash in the bank. I get the difference.
yessssss
this is what I got from reading the excerpt.
MY homeless and broke is not the same as Brandi’s…
Keeping it kinda real here.
@judyjudy – Again, there’s nothing in the excerpt that says that the time of being “homeless” & the time of getting the rejuvenation were at the SAME TIME. And the same goes with the timing when she still had access to using the credit card.
@anne_000 EXACTLY!!! As Brandi stated in her posting on Twitter, read the book. There is a timeline of events and keep in mind this is an excerpt from the book. No one knows exactly when the surgery took place or when she was homeless.
@judyjudy Agree you don’t need a credit card present for online bill pay which is totally different when needing a credit card for cash withdrawals, grocery shopping or paying a landlord rent. Last time I purchased groceries, it was at the store and not online. And everytime I use my credit card at a store it was in my hand along with my drivers license for verification.
I’m totally with you @SouthernGal!
I cannot WAIT to read this book 😀 Can’t you just see buying it along with a few of your girlfriends and having weekly wine & dish sessions over it?? (This would hardly be a “book club”.) I know I’ve said that Brandi really needs to move on from all things Eddie & LeAnn in the past, but this all just sounds too hilarious and awesome for me not to give her a big old “You go girl!” on this one 😀
I’m getting her book right now. Brandi is gangsta!!
I’m part of a book club. Pre-ordered 12 on Monday. This will definitely be a good read over lots of wine. Can’t wait!
Just ordered it. I would LOVE to be part of your book club, I bet it’s going to be awesome!!
I think we are on the same book club right? ;D Going to be GREAT!!!
I am dying to read this book. it’s going to be soooooooooo juicy!!!!!!!
Question: If I pre-order it will it arrive at my house on the release date? I am dying to read it and don’t want to wait so I might just wait to pick it up at the store the day it comes out.
This is going to be the best trashy book I have read since 50 shades!!!!!!!!!! (before that it was Rielle hunter’s tell all. hehe i love my juicy trash books!!)
I pre-ordered the book! Partly to help Brandi out financially and partly b/c it looks SO FUN!!!! I hope she REALLY SPILLS and that it is not too PC and “safe.” She was playing it pretty safe for awhile, so I hope this does not end up falling under “I want to make money but don’t want to get sued.” I want DIRT. 🙂
I did the same…I can’t wait to read the book but it’s also a way to support Brandi.
I like Brandi, and I know I’ll wind up getting the Kindle version of her book. But by going over and over what happened with Eddie, she’s giving him power over her and her life. This crap may hurt Leann, but I bet Eddie loves it.
The best revenge would be to move on and show Eddie she doesn’t need to have anything to do with him anymore. Make him a non-factor.
The vaginal rejuvenation surgery is hilarious, but didn’t she basically just admit to a crime?
And today Leann is bawling while Eddie downs glass after glass of Don Julio…
I love the fact that Brandi had Ed (and by default Leann) pay for a new Ed Free Vag.
I sense another vaCRA-CRAtion coming on where Leann tries to prove to the world shes loved by Ed, better than Brandi, and not affected by any of it …then checks herself into “rehab” again.
My copy is pre-ordered!! Can’t wait!
This woman is so beyond trashy, I can’t believe it. In some ways she’s worse than LeAnn. At least LeAnn doesn’t use filthy language and talk about her ladyparts.
Yeah.. because asking someones husband to lick cake off your titty and then sleeping with him is so much much classier.
please.
Oh noes1!! Bad words and “ladyparts”!! Yes that is soooooooooooo much worse then lying, stalkingm taunting, bbreaking up 2 marriges etc etc.
LeAnn may not talk about her own ladyparts but she has certainly talked about Brandi’s ladyparts. to her twitter followers no less.
As for not having a potty mouth, i think you’ll find her opening line to that lady she is suing started with F-Bombs before deteriorating further. Not to mention her twit to WWHL which contained the immortal words ‘KMA’. Her twitter feed is full of F-bombs which may be her continued attempts at SWF’ing Brandi by copying her potty mouth.
LeAnn is better at concealing her potty mouth in public, but every so often she slips.
Save the pearl clutching, honey. ADULTERY and breaking up a family trumps bad language ALL DAY LONG. Someone needs to take a closer look at her values.
You are right. LeAnn is so much classier. Not. The fact she’s basically a sociopath doesn’t matter as long as she doesn’t get caught dropping the F-bomb. After all, she just offered up her “ladyparts” to a married Father of two while married herself, rather than discussing them and called a stranger and started the conversation with “you’ve got five minutes to talk to me bitch”. Such a picture of elegance and decorum. I would rather be an honest, decent person, with a potty mouth, than an adulterous, lying, nut job like LeAnn. LeAnn and Eddie both swore at their wedding, but Eddie dropped the F-bomb and LeAnn stuck with “bitches” which seems to be her fave.
Vaginal rejuvenation on Eddie’s card, likely paid for with LeAnn’s money. There’s something so charmingly poetic about this.
Notice how Brandi got in the snub, licking frosting off of LeAnn’s FLAT chest. Ha ha – she takes a jab whenever she can.
I was hoping that soon, these three would go away. unfortunately, it looks like that will not happen soon. I refuse to help these trashy people continue their endless drama. they’re all wrong, they all do s*it, and they all blame the other(s) for it. I am over it and will not help extend their 15 minutes by purchasing ANYTHING ANY OF THEM has to offer.
it doesn’t matter who started it, they’re all continuing for their own reasons. They all need to grow up and STFU!
How funny. When there is a story on someone I don’t like on Celebitchy, I don’t even read it, let alone, comment on it.
Yup. Stories on Kristen Stewart, Brangelina (too many loonies and psychos), Octomom or the Kardashians, I never even read.
Why do people come here to comment on how they’d wish they’d go away?
The internet’s really cool like that. If you shut down your computer, the people inside it miraculously vanish 😉
I usually don’t b/c I don’t want to increase the comment count. but i just couldn’t resist today. they’re all trash and to see people supporting trash irks me.
I LOVE BRANDI. It’s getting deeper and deeper lol.
I’ll bet good money Leann has already caught him cheating.
GO BRANDI!!!
THIS GETS BETTER EVERYDAY! TO KEEP EDDIE
MUNSTER ,SHE WILL PAY BRANDY OFF!
Actually, onyx and crystal ‘eggs’ stones shaped like eggs, can be used in the vagina, as a sort of kegel booster, and it completely tones and reworks the inner as well as outer pelvic region….it’s one of those ‘ancient chinese secrets’- really!!!
Used to increase women’s pleasure and longevity. You can even, eventually, attach weights to the egg and do ‘lifts’. obviously, not barbells or anything-lol. But the point is to truly strengthen the region. Yes, it will have cosmetic effects, as well=making it long term and addressing strength as well as composition.
oh, and it runs about 30 bucks. one time purchase.
usually sold under sexual enhancement tag line-but good for numerous health conditions of the region, as well.
Well…..that was quite interesting but as far as inserting stones into my vagina, no matter how smoothed and polished they are, I’ll pass.
However, considering the population of China, it must work very well. I’m surprised there are any “stones” left in the wild in China.
Jesus, I already have enough to do…I don’t have time to lift stones with my vagina!
One of the funniest comments ever!
WHOO! Woke the whole house up laughing at that! Thank you MrsBPtt. lmao
A day without the Brandi/MeAnn/Ediot drama is like a day without sunshine. I love it. And I love Brandi. I don’t blame her one bit for whatever she says or does. @Southern Gal, I so wish I was in your book club!
is the recording of the phone call anywhere online still?
Couch surfing with his 2 kids….but yeah, totally use the card to make your pussy prettier.
Oh god, how vacuous are these people.
LOL!
I’m planning on reading her book. I do love my guilty pleasure of watching real housewives. This seems like more of the same.
To wake up and make coffee and find this story to settle down with before the kids wake up is just pure heaven.
Brandi is the bomb. That girl has become the poster girl for women who’ve been shafted by grifter husbands, stalkers, single mums, psychos and nasty people everywhere.
Who doesn’t relate? Everyone’s been shafted at some point.
Really, the only person who doesn’t like her is Jayna. But give it time, she’ll come round 😉
LOL. I like Jayna’s contributions, even if I don’t always agree with them. She offers some interesting perspectives. If she starts loving Brandi, I’m gonna start getting suspicious. 😉 JK.
He he. I LOVE Jayna’s contributions.
She’s dry, intelligent and analytical.
I KNOW, right? If she changes her tune on BG, I’ll start to think Rimes has tracked her down and threatened her with something awful, like yodelling all night outside her bedroom window 😉
LOL You guys crack me up. I like Brandi. I feel for her being cheated on and more than anything else LeAnn shoving her bonus children in Brandi’s face on twitter. It’s the one sin I can’t forgive and consider vicious, taunting, and more than anything immature. I would go nuts, truthfully. I even understand going on the reality show. But I just don’t consider everything Brandi does right either. I’m glad she wrote the book and it will give her a financial cushion, but will not agree with everything she puts in as the right thing, having children who love their dad. There’s being honest and telling your side of it and then there’s just poor taste/tacky to sell a book. When you have children, you have to weigh that.
So true. I hope no one ever has to experience the devastating effects of a serial cheater, highly public divorce and stalking by a wealthy celebrity who threatens you constantly with lawsuits and loss of your kids. Anyone remember Pedophile cake?? Shooting Range pictures?? Brandi’s life blew up when Leann targeted their family for stalking. Brandi is just now starting to pick up the pieces and put her life back together. She’s doing it imperfectly but she can make money to support her kids, tell her side of the story and laugh at the psycho who still stalks her daily.
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Radar is reporting from the book that Eddie was impotent from taking Propecia.
This book is the bomb!
If that’s the case then he’s probably double dosing so he doesn’t have to go anywhere near Lele. LOL …Sorry babe, I really want to but it’s for my hair…MY HAIR!!!!
I guess Leann’s “anytime Eddie wants it” really means any time Ed can muster a half salute. Haha
OMG!!!! i haven’t stopped laughing since this story broke. We all know LeAnn is going to be driven crazy by this book, but the person being completely incinerated is Eddie.
LOL…this is so great, each day there is a new tidbit…it must be torture for LR & EC!!
God, everytime she opens her mouth I understand why she was married to that douchebag in the first place. She really has no class at all.
I really feel sorry for those poor kids. Hopefully these “adults” can one day grow up and put them first instead of their own selfish needs. Can you imagine what they have to deal with at school thanks to these wonderful parents.
True to Leann’s passive-aggressive form, I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot of tweets and twit-pics of her and Eddie or her and her “bonus boys”. It will Leann’s way of saying “f you, I got your family anyhow”. Or maybe a letter from her lawyer? Maybe both? Either way, I’m buying this book! We’ve all heard Leann say that if we knew the “whole truth”… well here it is! I really don’t think Brandi is capable of lying. She is so honest that most of the time she makes herself look bad. And Eddie is the biggest pig to walk this earth. He is so cruel, to BOTH women. Makes me sick… ugh.
Brandy is starting to make me see why Eddie ran for the hills to somone else! Put the shut to the up crazy!!
Nope I hope she says it loud and clear. Leann and her PAID friends trashed Brandi’s good name for years. Brandi is finally clearing up the truth, not Leann’s truth or should I say lies. Brandi has set quiet for along time, regardless of people saying she should shut up. Leann made her whole album about Brandi, Dean and her affair with Eddie, she used her pay website to spread lies about Brandi. So no it’s time Brandi opened her mouth and put her foot up Leann’s a**.
Right? Landing right in the open arms the of the righteous, honest, gorgeous, non-evil Leann.
Who cares if he cheated on her most their marriage and Leann spent four years stalking and harassing Brandi and putting her kids in danger. She’s CRAZY for speaking out about her life! She deserved it!
B!tch please.
Doesn’t she look so much like LeAnn rimes in these pics.Tell me why someone would spend $12,000. on her vagina when she had no home. If you are really thinking of your children and they were your priority, would you not spend that kind of money on rent on a home for about a year, food, clothing, school etc.Just does not make sense, sounds like someone was awfully spoiled rotten. I admired Brandi and her standing up for her children, now I know this is just an act to get attention and to keep herself in the tabloids. Now I know her vagina comes first-not her children, This for some reason just makes me angry, its all about her. What a pity this still is being drug out-pitful pitful women
I kept looking at those pictures thinking it was Leann, I think they are both morphing into each other.
Maybe someone who has actually read the book could clarify the timeline on all of this so the speculation could end.
Look at poster no 32. poster called karma. Apparently radaronline has an extract from the book which sheds some light on why she had the surgery, which makes it doubly funny. It also seems to imply that she had the surgery before she was homeless.
She knew she was going to kick him out, she waited until after the surgery to do it. So she knew she was spending $12,000 that then wouldn’t be available to take care of her kids once she was a single mom. She’d have been better off hiding it away in her ladyparts than using it to fix them up.
I just pre-ordered the book on Amazon.com. It’s coming out Feb. 12 and it’s only $15 for pre-orders. You can bet that I’ll be reading it while eating Twinkies and Oreos. CANNOT WAIT.
Can’t believe I’m going to say this but I think I might just buy this book so this woman can make money and never have to depend on anyone else to pay for any of her procedures ever again!
I hate buying into this saga, but this is gold, I have a bit more respect for Brandi. Paybacks a bitch, good on her I say.
In between all this drama where is eddie cibrian hiding? It seems as if he just comes out to take his free vacation and then disappears
I assume we can now officially retire any pretense that this woman is a “great mom.” What kind of self-obsessed cow writes about vaginal reconstruction when she has two sons? They’ll have a great time at school once this gets spread around. But, hey, who cares? She gets back at the ex-husband she is plainly still obsessed with.
They live in Beverly Hills. Plastic surgery of all types is common and expected. And it’s not like Brandi’s boys are going to be the only ones in school with famous, infamous or even scandalous parents.
It’s a TMI thing to write about, I agree; but it’s not like they live in Mayberry or somewhere that “decent folks” just don’t do things like vaginal rejuvenation or talk about plastic surgery.
I think it’s probably a lot less traumatic for those kids than average people understand. We have friends that live in BH and their children are exceedingly sophisticated. I don’t think something like this would phase them one bit.
I guess when she became the Grand Canyon she needed her kitty surgery.
Yes and Leann Rimes already told her twitter fans/”Friends” who taunted Brandi with this about 2 years ago! So it was already out there.
@Miche…Brandi addresses that in the book, too (see Radar)! Love Brandi, she is so honest and doesn’t leave anything out!
Wow great Mom..
maybe she should have spent the money on her children. Put some money in a savings.
I really don’t get any of these people.
How do you add money to your savings account with a credit card? Please spill the secret!
Cash advance? Buy something that she could sell later? Honestly if the goal was to stick it to Eddie she could have found a way to spend the $12,000 so that it would be useful for raising the kids afterwards.
You can actually buy all kinds of things with a “credit card”..
not sure why you are so pissed. She is the one always complaining about money. And instead of “stealing the card and doing something for her sons, she does this. I guess sticking it to Eddie was more important.
I get that all this is great for gossip, and the Team Brandi people are all go girl, and the Team Leanne people are WTF.. well I’m not on either Team. I just find this all so LOW RENT on both sides. I actually thought Brandi was trying to be above all this, but she to me is just as bad as Rimes. They all deserve each other.
well well why? what has she been puttin in that thang! my husband had a few relationships including women who had kids, after we were married and I had our 2 daughters he still said I felt like a virgin! And he is pretty well endowed!
I am laughing my a$$ off at this one because Eddie’s card is really Leann’s card.
Well of course, she needed to get surgery on it. Brandi has always had loose lips.
ha, ha!!! good one!!
Thus endeth civilization as we know it.
This is too funny not to share:
http://www.justsayjenn.net/2013/01/leann-rimes-is-fragile-right-now-yall.html?spref=tw
The shade of it all! The SHADE. Yeah, I’m getting this book.
Let’s take a look inside Mr.&Mrs. Rimes medicine cabinet.
Propecia- To prevent hair loss but results in gummy bear dick syndrome.
Viagra-To counter gummy bear dick syndrome.
Acitretin- Treats Psoriasis
Aderall- For crazy head.
Laxatives-For crazy bottom.
Don Julio- For everything else (especially effective for relieving Book Release Anxiety aka, BRA: Not that kind of bra.)
No wonder the pharamacuetical companies are posting record profits.
Sad thing is that $12,000 could have gone towards things for the kids, like the house she keeps moaning she can’t afford to buy them. With all the boo hoo hooing about having to work to support her kids I’m sure that $12,000 to make her ladyparts look better was SOOOOO worth it.
Well, hindsight is 20/20, huh? People who are shocked and grieving after having their entire lives ripped to shreds don’t tend to think in a clear, logical manner. Maybe we should walk a mile in Brandi’s stilettos before judging the ways in which she coped.
If Brandi’s publicist is smart they’ll have her do a “ladies lunch” at the Ivy with Ivanna Trump and Dayanara Torres and invite only women paps to cover it, and the dessert will be something very sweet and fun.
I might have to buy a bunch of signed copies of this book and distribute them for charity to all the plastic surgery recovery floors of the local hospitals, all the divorce/mediation centers and all the women’s shelters in town!
This whole thing is a huge mess that is only going to keep raging on and on