Michael Lohan and Kate Major welcome baby boy Landon: what could go wrong?

Whenever I think of Kate Major and Michael Lohan’s relationship, I remember an interview she did on Dr. Drew, in November, 2011, while Micheal was in jail for abusing her. She talked about the physical and emotional abuse he’d inflicted on her, and said that he was threatening that he would release a sex tape he made of the two of them, without her knowledge. (At that point he’d already released nude photos of her, taken while she was asleep.) Kate also had to confront one of Michael’s other lovers on Dr. Drew, a woman who claimed to have dated him during the time that he was supposed to be serious with Kate.

So not only did Michael Lohan beat Kate Major, he was also cheating on her. For her part, Kate had some serious issues of her own, with at least two arrests for drunken violent behavior (not involving Lohan). She went to rehab in late 2011.

The incident Major was being interviewed about was just one of many abusive situations we’ve heard between these two, as well as one in a long list of Michael being abusive toward the women in his life. So this latest news, that these two just had a baby together, is one I’ll approach with a lot of apprehension. Also, Michael got Kate pregnant while she had a restraining order against him. Classy. Here’s more:

Big day for Michael Lohan … his daughter escaped jail … and his fiancee just gave birth to a BOUNCING BABY BOY!!!

While Lindsay was sweatin’ it out in court, Kate Major went into labor at a Florida hospital.

We’re told Kate gave birth to a son — Landon Major Lohan — at 11:39 AM PT.

The baby weighed in at 19 3/4 inches, 7 lbs 5 oz … and is already wanted in 3 states (kidding!).

We’re told Michael was with Kate the entire time … and even cut the umbilical cord.

A rep for the family tells us baby, Michael and Kate are all doing great.

[From TMZ]

I’ve already said my piece about these people, and I just hope for the sake of that baby that they can change. Michael Lohan has shown his true colors many, many times over the years I’ve been covering celebrity gossip, so it’s hard to see how he’ll ever be more than a despicable conniving piece of sh*t, but I could be wrong.

Moving on, the name Landon is interesting. I’ve never heard it before, and it reminds me of the late Michael Landon, whom I think of as a decent guy. It does have a very trendy kind of quality to it, but it’s not a bad name. Congrats?

Photos from events are from 2010. Credit: WENN.com

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33 Responses to “Michael Lohan and Kate Major welcome baby boy Landon: what could go wrong?”

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  1. gg says:

    Yeah I saw this scuzzbag on rehab. So everytime the baby needs changing he’s going to run out of the room screaming, “Chest pains, chest pains -OH MY GOD I HAVE CHEST PAINS!” Because he does that every time he wants some attention. Both these people are intense brats, and together they are dangerous.

  2. bea says:

    Remember to spade and neuter, people!

  3. brin says:

    What could go right? That poor baby.

  4. MrsBPitt says:

    They should have just named the baby…No Chance Lohan!

  5. JL says:

    What could go wrong?

    Is there a limit on the number of words one can post here?

    I simply don’t have time to address that issue this morning….it would take all day.

  6. teenydj says:

    The name Landon itself is very nice, but Landon Lohan? That’s AWFUL. Too alliterative.

  7. Sumodo1 says:

    Landon Lohan, Lindsay Lohan–L name, no stretch.

  8. tracking says:

    I can’t snark, this is just too sad.

  9. OhDear says:

    God help that child. Poor thing.

  10. Cody says:

    All I have to say about this is, that poor baby.

  11. Michelle says:

    This chick is just sad. First, she clings onto Jon Gosselin and makes a big, whiny to-do when he dumps her. Then, she gets passed off to this train wreck. I’m thinking she just had this baby so her child can be LiLo’s lil bro, because it seems she is obsessed with Z-list celebs.

  12. Gwen says:

    At least the mother isn’t Dina.

  13. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Poor poor baby, doesn’t stand a chance…

    That’s all really, the rest doesn’t need to be said

  14. Suzy from Ontario says:

    Just what the world needs, another Lohan in the world. Poor little baby.

  15. dcypher1 says:

    wasent she with jon gosseling prior to lohan. seems like she likes dbags so no i dont feel sorry for her. i feel sorry for her son who has a dbag for a dad .u cant pick ur family unfortuantely.

  16. Murphy says:

    At first I feel sorry for her…like what horrible thing might Mike have up his sleeve for if she tries to leave him again…(especially now that she has a child)

    but then I think about her own behavior and I’m like well…maybe she reciprocates and they’re really the same type of sleazy person and thats why they’re continually drawn to each other…hmmm

  17. littlestar says:

    I went to junior high and high school with a guy named Landon. He used to torment my gay best friend to no end :( .

  18. janie says:

    This precious baby has so many strikes against it… Just leave this alone.

  19. KellyinSeattle says:

    She always complains about Michael but she stays with him. She’s a lot about kissing and telling.

  20. ViktoryGin says:

    This chick is stupid. I fail to understand why some women end up with these irredeemable dregs of humanity. Like these single moms who end up housing and procreating with convicts who have just gotten out of jail for rape. Then they act surprised when he moves in on the kid.

  21. Spaz says:

    My best friends child is named Landon. It’s funny CB that you mention Michael Landon because that’s who she named him after. It’s just unfortunate that he now shares his name with one of the Lohans. :(

  22. Agnes says:

    Poor baby. Damn it, why do these awful people always manage to reproduce? Ugh. Maybe she will leave Lohan and the baby won’t grow up exposed to him? One could hope.