“Channing Tatum was all ‘Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez’ in NOLA” links

Channing Tatum was all “Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez” in NOLA. Actually, he’s more like “T-ts or GTFO” with Rob Riggle. [Buzzfeed]
Jennifer Garner & the Dimple Parade: girls’ day out! [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jessica Alba & Hugh Jackman were at a premiere & no one cared. [Popoholic]
Did Ashley Greene wear a sparkly try-hard dress to the Super Bowl? [LaineyGossip]
Shaq lip-syncs better than Beyonce. [Dlisted]
Duchess Kate’s BUMP!!! We have photos of the bump! [Pop Sugar]
New Girl’s Nick Miller gets a new Jess-look-alike girlfriend. [Pajiba]
The Fug Girls weren’t impressed with Beyonce either. [Go Fug Yourself]
Harry Styles celebrated his 19th birthday with a stripper. [A Socialite Life]
Ben Affleck is really laying on the wife-love thick. [Evil Beet]
Kim Kardashian in a different set of workout clothes. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Red band trailer for Spring Breakers. [The Blemish]
Justin Timberlake was trying to steal Beyonce’s thunder. [Moe Jackson]
The UK’s handling of a woman’s right to choose is fascinating. [Jezebel]
Who is the most eye-roll inducing hipster couple? [Wonderwall]
Sharon Stone is still with her young lover. [Celebslam]
Oooh, Beyonce is going to punish Michelle for this transgression. [Amy Grindhouse]
Justin Bieber’s bodyguards are rude, violent. [CDAN]

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  1. ceenitall says:

    The lights are back on and we are ready to host the really big party. Happy Mardi Gras, go NOLA!

    • Cait says:

      Damn right. I did all of my shopping for our Bacchus open house this weekend. Ready to resume having to park in my backyard to avoid running over drunk coeds on my street.

    • Abra says:

      He’ll be Vince Vaughn in just a few short years, I’m sure.

  2. Kate says:

    As soon as Channing stops filming a movie, he just packs on the pounds, doesn’t he? I think he’s likeable, but so unattractive when he’s carrying more weight.

    • Anonny says:

      My thoughts, too. Magic Mike needs to get his ass on over to Jenny Craig.

    • rose says:

      Yep. He said He loves to eat and drinking when he is not filming. he said”Life is too short to miss out beautiful things like double cheese burger.”

      He lose the weight for his next project lol

    • Crystal says:

      he yo yos like a woman (or anyone) that’s probably the weight his body settles at naturally and he just loses weight and works out really hard for movie roles.

    • Shannon says:

      I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers or Ben and Jerry’s from the looks of it. Boy is still so sexy!!!

    • Jenny says:

      Exactly. Too bad that tabloids, bloggers, and people don’t write and talk some shit about his man boobs and fat ass. He should be treat in nasty way like any other female celebrity who get fat. Double standards.

      • Shannon says:

        Man boobs?? Who says he has man boobs?? So he gained some weight. Like he’s supposed to be Magic Mike hot everyday of his life? Cut the guy some slack.

  3. Laura says:

    Wow he’s ugly. His no neck syndrome makes me kind of queasy.

    • Stuart Horsely says:

      In complete disagreement for the Sexiest Man Alive. No. Nope.

      • islandwalker says:

        I don’t get it either. Beady eyes, unfinished face, doughy body. He looks like a very gigantic toddler to me. Blech! No thanks. Maybe he is a very nice guy but physically, NO.

  4. madpoe says:

    In my mind the titled changed to:

    “Channing Tatum was all sympathy baby weight in NOLA y’all!”

  5. i'm french don't kill me says:

    i’m french but i don’t understand what is “laissez les bon temps roulez” (“profites du bon temps”? Enjoy fun times?)

    • Soporificat says:

      “Let the good times roll” Meaning, let’s party it up without a care in the world! More or less. It’s something the Cajuns say. I don’t know if they just translated the English saying into French, or we get this saying from the Cajuns and we translated it to English.

    • French Reader says:

      Yeah, the headline confused me too. It’s supposed to be “Laissez les bons temps rouler”, which was translated very, very literally from English and doesn’t actually mean anything in French (at least not to me), but apparently it makes sense in Cajun French. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laissez_les_bons_temps_rouler

  6. Soporificat says:

    Man, those Affleck kids must be getting really sick of farmer’s markets. Farmer’s markets are not really a major center of fun, fun, fun.

    • Alarmjaguar says:

      Actually, my kids love the farmer’s market – there’s great food, face painting, music, lots of their friends, cute dogs, etc. So, actually, for the 1-7ish set, it is a good time.

  7. virginia5 says:

    he is so fugly :/ I can’t believe I used to think he was attractive aha

  8. CaramelKiss says:

    Is he really hanging out with dude from Step Brothers, lol? It’s the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer! LMAO.

  9. mollie says:

    That is one average to unattractive man. How on earth did he get so popular..I’ll never understand. Ick.

  10. sophia says:

    Sexiest man alive my ass! pff..he’s average at best

    • Christina says:

      I’ve always believed that these magazine ‘sexiest’ lists are in no way based on who men/women really find attractive, but simply on whose PR team are working the hardest.

      Channing is a perfect example of this. He is not attractive AT ALL.

      • Miss Kiki says:

        Bite your tongue Christina, I shant have you speaking badly about my husband. If necessary I will resort to violence.

      • Summer says:

        well,can I have him then? * puts Channing in a potato sack and runs away.*

  11. Patrice says:

    Sorry y’all but, there’ still nary a “bump” to be seen in any of those pics. I think in one the wind might be blowing inside her coat to make it appear a little bit billowy but, I’m not seeing it…

  12. Reece says:

    That’s a poncho not a bump.

    Who dresses like that for the Superbowl? And heels?

  13. rose says:

    ROB RIGGLE and Tatum= 21 jump street reunion. Love that movie. where is Jonah Hill?

  14. Dani says:

    Dear god have mercy WTF IS KIM WEARING??? How does she think she can possibly fit hips that wide and a butt that large into size 4 anything? A 4 won’t even go past her knees.

  15. mia girl says:

    Re: hipster couples… any couple with Shia it in takes the eye-rolling trophy..

    Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard however, best, sexiest hipster couple hands down. Plus they both have the ironic double “aa” in their last names. 😉

  16. Abby says:

    So glad Tatum was in NOLA. Looks like fun. I wish I’d gone cause I want to see him at his Bourbon St. bar Saints & Sinners!

  17. ViktoryGin says:

    I’ve always been under the impression that the UK was a bit more progressive than the US on the abortion debate, but perhaps I’m confusing them with Northern Europe.

    That a woman has to virtually pretend to be borderline crazy to get an abortion is foul. Why isn’t it enough to just not want to? Asinine.

    And Michelle…Matthew Knowles knew exactly what he was doing when he picked the most insipid girl to act as a glorified back up singer for his daughter. I always feel pity for when she has to perform next to Bey and Kelly.

    • shaboo says:

      I’m in the UK and I know quite a few people that have had an abortion. It’s not hard to get one, you dont have to pretend you’re crazy. Saying that you’re not ready for a baby or just that you don’t want the baby, is enough to justify getting one on the NHS.

      • shaboo says:

        Putting mental health reasons on the form is a formality and to be honest being pregnant when you don’t want a baby IS detrimental to your mental health

      • spugzbunny says:

        I am also from the UK and that article gives a very biased angle. It gives the impression that people are actively claiming severe mental health complications. That is not the case at all and my understanding is that if you are physically fit but do not want your child for emotional or mental reasons (such as, I am not ready at this time)then the ‘mental health’ box is ticked.

  18. Miss Kiki says:

    I think by now we all know that my love for Channing knows no bounds.

    As for Michelle, I posted this on the previous ‘Queen B’ thread, it really does sum up her place in the group.
    http://poormichelle.com/

  19. vvvoid says:

    Is it just me or is it inappropriate for a married father to be at Mardi Gras giving women beads for showing him their tits?