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Are you tired of Kate Upton yet? I still love her! Here’s photos of the SI:Swimsuit ladies at the launch party. [Moe Jackson]
Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis do “Between Two Ferns. [LaineyGossip]
A million reasons (as if we need more) to freak out about germs. [Buzzfeed]
Ian Somerhalder wants to give you a wicked-smile valentine. [Pop Sugar]
Lena Dunham and fatshaming from a male perspective. [Pajiba]
Vanessa Hudgens looks quite fuggy while attending fashion week. [Go Fug Yourself]
Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky take India to the doctor. How come no one is talking about Elsa’s new, super short haircut? [A Socialite Life]
Julianne Hough says Ryan Seacrest gives the best Valentine’s surprises. [ICYDK]
Orlando Bloom spends time with Flynn, who looks like daddy. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Selena Gomez‘s post-Justin Bieber look is very leggy and fashionable. [Popoholic]
Alessandra Ambrosio posed for gross Terry Richardson. Yuck. [The Blemish]
Daisy Fuentes is nipping out but is otherwise not a stand out. [Celebslam]
A tiny, adorable little dog, Swagger, has won the cutest dog show. [Gawker]
Kate Upton has a body paint video if you haven’t seen it. [IDLYITW]
Adrienne Maloof uses her money to intimidate Brandi Glanville. [Reality Tea]
Valentine’s lingerie is just the worst. So ugly and ridiculous. [The Frisky]
Robin Roberts thought she would die during bone marrow treatment. [Starcasm]
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Her resemblance to Anna Nicole is absolutely uncanny! They even have the same gummy smile!
Although, to Kate’s credit, she seems far less trashy.
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Anna Nicole was far less trashy and prettier.
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I think Anna Nicole was trashier, but with a more striking face.
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Anna Nicole was gorgeous when she was at the height of her fame when she did the Guess ads.
I still say Kate looks so much better in a nice dress, instead of the porn vibe they like her to give off. Very pretty. And I love the necklace.
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Anna Nicole had better bone structure but was waaay crazier.
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i really cant think of anyone trashier than anna nicole, she’s like a honey boo boo kardashian.
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Gummy smile! Thank you for mentioning this. I truly believe beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, but not with a gummy smile. Even the term … *shudder*
I’ve been reading Celebitchy for a year now. Gummy smile brought me out of lurkerdom. Thanks for all the articles, pics, and comments; this is a nice site.
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I will never understand the American (?) obsession with smiles and/or teeth. Never.
I think there’s nothing wrong with Kate’s smile. It’s spontaneous, genuine and radiant, and looks about a thousand times better than some chiclet veneers. And oh yes, I can see her gums (shock!) – so what? What’s so bad about it?
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Kate is nipping out! I don’t think the dress fits her either, but oh well. I’m kind of “whatever” when it comes to her.
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I just can’t get over the horrible photoshop of her boobs on the cover. Its like a butt attached itself to her collarbones!
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I really don’t think they’re photoshopped. I have about the same size boobs as Kate and I can push them together and they look gigantic.
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I love love her… but that looks like a bridesmaid dress to me.
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This! I swear that thing is from David’s bridal.
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She should never smile with her teeth. Holy gums.
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She’s excited and she’s giving a full blown smile. Not a polite, relaxed, posing smile needed for these moments.
The dress fits poorly, but the color is fabulous! For me! Not for a blonde.
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I love Kate Upton. I think she looks like a normal sized, totally cute girl. I would totally hangout with her, way better than all these ultra skinny models (who I’m sure are also lovely people).
I think it’s great that someone of average size is celebrated. Go Kate!
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I don’t get it with this girl. She’s pretty but not drop dead gorgeous and other than her big boobs her body is pretty meh.
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I agree. I think she’s very cute, with big boobs. But the rest of her body is very weird.
HOWEVER….She doesn’t bother me. She doesn’t seem like it has gone to her head.
She seems fairly humble and sweet.
I’m starting to like her more and more. It’s so nice to be able to say that instead of the usual go away!
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She looks better in these pics than the photo shoot ones. Cute face.
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Nice to know that a gorgeous model with nice boobs can’t even look good in a strapless dress, let alone keep it up.
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Banana Joe won Westminster…Swagger was the sheepdog and the runner up
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Thankyou for me not being the only dog show geek who knows all the dog names and who won.
Swagger was the ‘reserve’ winner. I’m so glad Banana Joe won–Affenpinschers are SO stinkin’ cute!
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She’s cute.
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I am so in love with baby Flynn. He is the cutest little guy!!!
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Her body is INSANE! I just looked at the two videos of her in the links too and my GOD, this girl makes me hate myself! (But in a good way because there is not a chance in hell I could look like that without Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon)
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Besides the boobs, her body is ‘meh’ to me, kinda thick in the stomach and untoned.
But if I had her boobs, I wouldn’t work out either…because it would be painful, but also because nobody would be looking at my stomach
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She looks like a good healthy Midwestern farm girl. Can imagine her in a Daisy Mae costume.
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It’s true, she’d fit in perfectly here in MN. This is what beautiful girls look like here. No one is really into the stick-thin plastic look here.
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Why do people think she’s fat?! I would LOVE to have a figure like hers!
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She needs a new stylist.
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I actually like the dress and the color but something about her just has a hard, tacky edge. Maybe if they darkened her hair color that would help? She’s not an unattractive woman but she’s made herself up to look a little trashy.
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Well now I KNOW her boobs are fake! I’ve seen enough big knockers in my family (and on friends) to know that natural bosoms that size don’t have nipples way up in the middle. And say what you want about bras, I’ve yet to see one that can make them that perfectly round and symmetrical. However, she does make me want implants because I have enough breast and skin to hide them so that they’d look good like hers. So yeah, not saying they’re bad or unimpressive, just fake.
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I think they might be real. She’s only 20.
I really do think she’s adorable. I can see why guys love her. She’s like a very sexy version of the girl next door and the fact that she’s not super thin makes her approachable and look like she’d be fun out on a date because she actually eats!
Good for her.
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Yeah right, they’re not fake. My daughter is 21, booby and just like this. Gravity has yet to surprise her, unlike me
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I think they’re RILL! Have you seen the videos of them jiggling? She almost gives herself a black eye! Lol
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ITA, definitely fake. I think most people are desensitized to fake boobs because most celebrities and models too have them. Real boobs are not as full, they can be big, and the nipple can be moved to different spots when supported, but they are still fleshy.
I dont doubt that some people with big real ones look like hers in these photos, but when we are talking about hollywood, the odds that they are real are stacked against Ms Upton. When we say some people win the genetic lottery, like Tyra Banks, thats only a very tiny percentage, and of those who do win it, most of them had surgery anyway (see tyra).
All of the well known busty celebs have implants. Salma Hayek, Christinia Hendricks, and they all claim to be natural and look very natural but they are not. Its not fair because it skews how we view ourselves.
I was 14 when i saw shannon elizabeths tatas in american pie, and was totally jealous that i didnt have perfectly round, high up boobs. It took me like another 14 years to realize they were fake! Which is fine, no hate, but it did make me feel inadequate for quite a while.
My litmus test is that you kno implicitly when looking at a real boob that its real. whenever im kind of amazed at how big, round and perky some celebs boobs are, i remind myself they are most likely fake. kat dennings always seemed real to me, they are nice and im super jelly but i never thought wow those are perfect. us ladies can just tell if we go with intuition, its just so hard to erase what we’ve already gotten used to.
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Eh, pretty average and not very much like a supermodel at all.
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A normal looking girl in the hall at prom, ‘cept with a Tiffany necklace.
Good to see non-bony arms.
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She is my absolute girl crush.
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I appreciate that she’s a good-looking normalish-sized girl, but I really don’t get her, and I feel like she’s being shoved at us (LOOK HOW PRETTY SHE’S NOT A STICK ISN’T SHE AWESOME AND PRETTY) constantly. She’s missing “It”, IMO.
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I agree. Don’t really get her as she looks like the pretty girl at the Dairy Queen counter in the middle of nowhere but that’s about it. The way she’s pushed, it seems like someone is trying to make her happen.
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That’s how I feel about a lot of the “talent” now a days.
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She reminds me so much of Anna Nicole. But Anna is prettier.
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I’m probably on my own here but I love her gummy smile, just like I love Mila’s different coloured eyes, Georgia May Jaggers tooth gap, Joaquin’s scar etc. They’re individual traits that make them stand out I love anything odd like that, it’s so boring to be normal/perfect!
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Overrated and trashy.
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hahaha bradley cooper was so awesome in between two ferns. i like him heaps after seeing that
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I didn’t know about BTF until that first Oscar edition. I had tears in my eyes in the first one, and then at Bradley’s ferns throwing I effing spat my coffee. It was HILARIOUS. Then I saw his previous performance with the bitch slaps and I was just… gone. OMG, someone make this web show a movie!
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