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At this point, I would ask if any pairing that Tiger Woods had was gross. It’s not about Lindsey so much as the fact that any woman who is naive enough to believe anything coming out of a man’s mouth whose history is so easily googled… I want to say “deserves,” but that’s mean, I should be magnanimous and say that no one “deserves” to get cheated on (or worse). Maybe “should have seen it coming like a freight train” is a better way to put it. Maybe Tiger has kicked the pharmaceuticals, maybe he blames all the hookers on temporary insanity which lasted up until he got so thoroughly busted, but still, how could you ever buy that excuse? There was a 21 year-old neighbor, there was a Howard Johnson’s manager, there were more than a dozen strippers, hookers and hangers-on who came out publicly, there was one hooker named Jaime and another named Jaimee for God’s sake!
But professional skier Lindsey Vonn doesn’t mind all that. She’s with Tiger now and she’s even introducing him to her family. US Weekly has a new story all about how Lindsey’s brother gave Tiger’s kids a skiing lesson, and how Lindsey took Tiger’s private jet after she suffered an injury during a recent competition. (That news came out earlier, but still):
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn may not be ready to talk about their relationship, but actions speak louder than words — and their actions say things are heating up. The womanizing golfer and Olympic skier have been linked romantically ever since November, when they were spotted hitting the slopes together in Austria, and months later, it seems they’re still going strong.
In fact, as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Friday, the undercover twosome have even spent time with each other’s families: Vonn’s brother recently gave ski lessons to Woods’ daughter Sam, 5, and son Charlie, 4. (The divorced golfer, 37, shares custody with ex-wife Elin Nordegren.)
Another sign of the hush-hush pair’s devotion? After Vonn injured her knee in an accident during the super-G at the Alpine Ski World Championships on Feb. 5, Woods sent his private jet to Austria to fly the gold medal-winning skier home.
The couple first met at a charity event in April 2012, but things didn’t get romantic until later that fall. “Their friendship slowly turned into a relationship,” an insider tells Us.
Indeed, neither Woods nor Vonn appears to be in a rush to settle down again. Vonn, 28, finalized her divorce from fellow skier Thomas Vonn just last month, and a source says she’s not worried about moving forward with her new beau. “She is pretty carefree,” the source tells Us.
You’d have to be “pretty carefree” to date Tiger in any capacity. I hope she’s double bagging it. Here’s the thing – I can understand, on some very base level, a woman who works as a stripper or escort getting with Tiger, even after his scandal. It makes sense for someone looking to move up in the world, who struggles to make a living and has a low sense of self worth, to still go there. Lindsey is a well known professional athlete who is rich in her own right. She may not have a private jet or millions socked away, but she’s incredibly successful and well known. I’d heard of her and have seen interviews with her before this. She must have some serious defeatist tendencies to get with Tiger. Is the minor upgrade from “rich and privileged” to “filthy rich and privileged” worth all the heartache? How would you ever trust a guy like that, or would you just try and play it off like you don’t care and hope for the best?
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Posted in Gross, Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods
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Hmmm… What would hurt more: golf club upside the head or ski upside the head?
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Snap!
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Harder to swing a ski,a ski pole on the other hand would be comparable I’d think.
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No. Ski pole is comparable in shape but not heft. A golf club would still be worse.
I guess in a few months or years, Lindsay and Kat Von D can go to lunch as the I Told You So Club
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I think Tiger should go back to Leann Rimes, 2 marreid cheating scumbags
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The poetic justice of being hit with a golf club was unmatched, though.
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So so funny – poetic justice indeed.
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Any couple with Tiger Woods is gross.
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+1
He was ‘ite back in the day but now he just looks old,used up and gross. He definitely has a type though doesn’t he?
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Word. I was thinking “gross because it’s Tiger Woods”. His history is a wake of the nast.
That said, she looks way too much like Elin. I’m always wary of people who choose partners that look alike. Is that all they look for???
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Aside from both women being blonde, I see no resemblance. Elin Nordegren is beautiful and Lindsay Vonn is really not very attractive. She is more like his affair partners than his former wife.
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Come on. Everything Tiger did is in the open. I’m sure they are fine together. I just glad the ex-wife didn’t go back to him!
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Just cuz she is famous doesn’t mean she doesn’t suffer from low self esteem.
Obviously she does.
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Totally agree. Or she’s just a gold digger.
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I don’t think she’s a gold digger. I think that she’s has enough of her own money and I assume her family has money as well. Vail is not exactly a cheap place to live and she grew up there.
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I can see it – they’re both athletes. I bet they both like to “party”. I doubt either of them see each other as permanent.
She’s got a great figure, but her face is kinda harsh – and it’ll only get more so as she ages…….
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Maybe all that dark eyeliner is causing bad judgement — err bad vision?
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Gross. Like you said, hopefully she’s double-bagging it.
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I am sure as long as she keeps her eye on the prize (tigers bank acct, private plane, yacht) she can overlook any of tigers indiscretions.
Naughty boys need love too….
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I agree. Lol. It’s amazing what some women will overlook for a certain lifestyle.
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Gross!!!!
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+1
I just can’t with TW. After revealing himself as the ugly human being he is during his sex scandal, anything he does at this point grosses me out. I wouldn’t care if he sponsored an orphanage, animal shelters or the homeless, I would simply view that as trying to correct the toxic karma he’s put out into the world.
So, yeah- anything involving Tiger is just totallygross.
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Didn’t she just get divorced? Maybe Tiger is just a rebound? I’d still stay away – didn’t most of his cheat women say he refused to wrap it up? His junk has the potential to be a bio-hazard.
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Good luck to her. She is gonna need it. That is all.
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I thought he was getting back with his ex-wife and had stopped dating this lady? Guess not. lol
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Of course they are serious,
She’s serious about his money
He’s serious about her ass.
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+1
lol
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I thought he was trying to get together with his ex wife. Didn’t he offer her half his money to entice her to take him back?
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No, tabloid fiction
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Thank you. I really have to stop believing those tabloid rags.
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She’s probably thinking she “can change him” into a good man. Ugh.
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Why should she play d!ck police with Tiger…if she enjoys his company and he can upgrade her life in some way….why not?
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I doubt he’s changed any.
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This will not be one of her better decisions. Though maybe she can help him with his fashion sense – that SHIRT.
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Ugh. She’s always closing down entire mountains at the ski areas where I have my season pass. It’s so annoying. Her and Shaun White. Every time we show up somewhere it’s all “[Best Mountain] shut down due to athlete training: Lindsey Vonn/Shaun White.” Like, if they put the athlete’s name on the sign, we will be so honored by their proximity that we won’t mind the crowding and lift lines while some Olympian and their mooching friends take up 15 runs when they can only actually use one at a time.
And now Tiger F_cking Woods is going to be there too, grab-assing and gallyvanting while his kids take private lessons.
/rant over
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Tiger doesn’t ski; his surgically repaired knees won’t allow it. He may be taking up room at the bar or local pharmacy, but he won’t be screwing up your local ski runs.
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@RobN: Nice story. Next time, read post, THEN comment.
He will be grab-assing and gallyvanting WHILE his kids enjoy free private skiing lessons.
Last time I checked, those aren’t skiing tricks. You think he just lets his kids go to Colorado by themselves with her? No, the point is that he’s here somewhere at my resort, douching it up.
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“Sweet” Dee indeed…
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…and Melina wins the prize for sarcastic screen name detection!
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This is why I avoid the resort areas like the plague in the winter. I can’t stand these cheesy “celebrities” mucking everything up.
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True story. This is my last year. I love snowboarding, but it’s not worth the hassle anymore now that celebs stopped going to Aspen as much and started branching out to the peasant resorts.
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That was the old Tiger. The new one doesn’t like sex much.
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I think they are more congruent as both are athletes. Good luck to them. Hopefully he stays put this time. I guess having his millions is not a bad idea.
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Tiger certainly has a TYPE, doesn’t he?
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Yes he does, opposites attract.
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HA! I said the same thing before I made it down to your post.
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The story makes it sound like she’s introducing him to her family, i.e. her brother, when in reality it was her brother who introduced her to Tiger (thanks, bro). Tiger has been friends with the brother for at least a couple of years; I’ve seen pictures of them together for quite some time. I’m a golfer and this gets even more coverage over on my golf sites.
I can see them together; she’s an attention whore and we all know how he feels about whores.
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Women will always flock to Tiger because of the lifestyle he can provide
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I might secretly, casually, date him, because he’s hot. I can’t imagine wanting anyone to know though. Good luck to her. Yikes.
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Very gross indeed.
What is wrong with this woman? Is there a screw loose? You don’t have to answer that.
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She is a very rough twenty-eight.
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Sorry, anyone who gets involved with him is an idiot.
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Grody
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He is vile.
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She looks like a budget version of his ex.
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I know I should feel sympathy for a woman who so obviously has such big self esteem issues, but SCREW THAT:
How dumb can one be?
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I think they’re just having fun and seeing where it goes. Introducing to the family doesn’t mean as much for some people as it does to others.
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She looks cheap! He’s a jerk, so maybe a match in heaven.
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She looks like Brooke Mueller.
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what you can expect in your 2013 Lindsey
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