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Here are some photos from last night’s Global Green USA’s Pre-Oscar Party in Hollywood. Surprisingly enough, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were the biggest names at the event. They were doing the happy-couple thing for photos, and then Miranda posed by herself for a while. Do you believe them? Do you believe that they’re super-happy and that they’ll make it through the end of the year? Hmm. As for how they look… Orly needs to shave his dirtlip. I hate when he has facial hair. Miranda is wearing a Peter Pilotto dress. It’s meh, but from the neck up, she looks gorgeous.
CB really likes Emmy Rossum these days, so I feel bad about saying this, but Emmy looked like crap at this event. Maybe she has that flu that’s going around.
Helen Hunt looks good. Botoxy but good.
GAH. I still love Luke Perry so much. I still think he’s incredibly sexy. What can I say? All of my social and cultural references are totally 1990s.
Sophia Bush looks terrible. Shaggy dog bangs. Ugh.
Here’s some Walton Goggins, just for Bedhead. Is this her perfect man?
Photos courtesy of Apega/WENN.com.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom
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Just want Miranda and Orlando to stay together long enough to have another kid, because I’m shallow and want more pretty people in the world.
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I think you may be getting your wish. She’s looking a little thicker around the middle lately. She’s not popping, just not as skinny as usual.
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She touched her stomach a few times while posing, so who knows, but I tend to believe they’re over.
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Luke Perry — still totally yummy
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Keeping positive thoughts cause I want them to stay together. I agree that she looks good but don’t like her dress.
Emmy Rossum looks terrible.
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Helen Hunt needs to change her look up. A good, age-appropriate haircut would make her look a million times better.
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Luke Perry = Forever dong
Mark my words, Miranda and Orly will be announcing the split in the coming months.
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I will. I can say she have improved her “posing with husband, together, looking lovey dovey” since last the red carpet appearance. But even Orlando is sick of her famewhoring. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YofDZWZ_SFA
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Emmy Rossum looks very matronly in that dress and not in a good way. It’s awful
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Oh I wish for these two to have another baby, a brother or sister for darling little Flynn! Just wow at some of those other pictures, glad to see that I am not the only one who sometimes has awful pictures! Emmy Rossum looks like she is playing dress up in her great-gma’s dress from the 20′s. Awful.
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I hope they’re good. I really like them as a couple for purely superficial reasons
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Orlando is sooooooo YUM.
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I’m always cynical where showbiz types are concerned. Image is everything to these people, and they’ll make one loved up public appearance after another to convince everyone they’re fine – then 6 months later, they announce the divorce. IMO, their marriage has seriously hit the skids, along with the Moder/Roberts marriage. I expect both of these marriages to be over by this time next year. It’s not what I want, you understand, it’s just what I see.
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Here for Walton Goggins. The end.
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Walton Goggins FTW.
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Jeez, what happened to Sophia Bush?!
Re: Orly’s facial hair… I think it suits him. And I don’t get the love anymore between these two.
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Luke Perry and Walton Goggins are clearly the best thing about this.
I like Orlando and Miranda but I don’t really care whether or not they stay together.
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I think Orlando’s smile looks forced. Emmy Rossum usually looks nice but I don’t like this look at all.
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Miranda has clown make up and a clown dress, Meh, just take a break miranda , comeback during next victoria secret show ,we will still like u
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There are very strong rumors that there isn’t going to be a next VS show for her, her contract is up for renewal this year and she hasn’t been used by them in ages. Barbara, Cara and Karlie are standing by to snatch her wig…
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Yes please, then she hopefully will fade into oblivion, because Orlando will never be close t A-list again.
I wouldn´t mind her if she was just a regular VS girl (even though I have a strong dislike for that company), but that she is putting herself out there as a rolemodel for young girls is dangerous, because what she says(treasure yourself) and what she does(takes skeevy pics naked and oiled up crawling on the floor, friends with Terry the Predator etc) are total opposites.
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Yes, I probably would have loved her if she was more like Doutzen. Keeping her life private while still doing high profile modelling work, no pap set-ups, no holier than thou organic earth mama image, no strange child birth quotes etc etc. I thought she was cute in 2008, now…. not so much.
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exactly,imean look at adrianna or doutzen,you barely hear abt them until the next show,miranda just seems all over the place like an express train dragging along whatever remains of the lovely orlandoo,miss the old orly
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I too miss that old happy fellow with his outrageous shirts, jewelry and a broad smile on his face and lots of character. Nowadays he just looks drunk and tired at most of the events he attends. I guess he’s grown up and the boy that first came on the scene is long gone.
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If you have seen the clip of them posing on the Daily Mail you see they don’t look loved up at all, she’s hardly looking at him and he’s trying to pull her away from the photographers, at the end he just walks away from her lol! There’s only place for two in this relationship; Miranda and Miranda’s gigantic ego. All of you wishing for more babies into this dis-functioning relationship should be ashamed of yourselves, why drag innocent children into this mess?? They can’t even dress the one they have now properly.
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Ugh, she wears way too much blush and that is one fugly dress, looks like the clown hired for the kids birthday party went beserk with the napkin, which leads me to the next point: Orlando looks rough, they look like daddy took his little girl to an adult event, except that girl would dress herself better.
As far as the duration of this charade, Orlando clearly has no dignity left, it will last as long as he still benefits her, which will be prob be a couple of years.
They will never have another child, Flynn was just the means to lock him down and to do her daily pap walks with.
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All I see in these pictures is pop eyes girlfriend. Miranda should dress up as olive oil next Halloween. She could pull it off.
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I think all the big name celebs attended another Pre-Oscar Fundraiser thrown by Vanity Fair. I just love Walton Goggins. Something is up with Miranda and Orlando they are constantly being photographed together.
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D-Y-L-A-N!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*faints onto desk*
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It may be the dress, or the angle at which she’s standing, but I think Miranda looks like she might be pregs.
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Well after months of circulating seperation rumors by putting strange quotes on twitter and posing and waving her ringless hand towards the paparazzi she needs something new to attain more attention, if she’s showing already it would mean she’s more than 3 months pregnant, 3 months ago Orlando was in South Africa and she was attending every party in NY with Leo. If she is pregnant it would be hilarious if she pops out a blue eyed blonde kid, she’ll definitely get attention then!
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Don´t forget Bieber.
Like I said hopefully it is just to distract from the cheating rumours and/or to get attention.
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How could I ever, Lainey has pretty much spelled it out which is hilarious in a very icky way. Looking at the Global Green video there is no doubt in my mind that this woman would do something like that for attention, it seriously makes me wonder if Uncle Terry has a video or two of her laying around somewhere, if she doesn’t mind injecting things into his butt she probably doesn’t mind a lot of other things!
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Probably, and they yell at Kate Upton she is trashy, she is not a 30 year ol married woman with a kid, who will be able to google mommie´s work in a couple of years, not that Miranda kerrs though.
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BTW it isn’t just Lainey that has revealed the cheating model to be Miranda, CDAN has as well with a picture of this very event!
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I am hoping she only does it to create speculation, JustJared has a photo in that she is holding her tummy:
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2816116/miranda-kerr-orlando-bloom-global-green-pre-oscars-party-01/
Considering the state of their marriage they would having it for the complete wrong reasons, but it would explain why he stays with her.
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Tad hypocritical for her to walk the red carpet at a global green event seeing she’s the spokesmodel for a very environmentally unfriendly airline and personally has a huge carbon footprint. Eco minded she ain’t. That bugs me more than her fugly dress or overuse of blush.
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They’re a sweet couple but they do seem a bit ‘off’ lately.
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She sure has sucked the hotness out of Orly. Geez…he looks so sloppy and somewhat unhappy. All the blinds say she’s a major sl*t and doesn’t care who knows. I hope he wises up and gets rid of her.
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I think Orlando looks hot with this new haircut. Miranda looks beautiful in her dress. I think those split rumours were ridiculous and just BS.They clearly still look like a happily married couple. There are pics of them at the table where they are showing PDA. They also show a lot of PDA posing together at global green. They are making a statement that everything is fine in their marriage. Miranda may be pregnant from the way she is touching her stomach. That would be great news for Flynn to have a sibling.
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Wow, that’s a nice little fanfiction you’ve written there! Look at the clip the DailyMail has posted of them posing on the carpet and read the comments of people that wathed it and then say the same thing again. Multiple people in the business have called her out to be a manipulative bitch, others have called her out for being a cheater, the other Angels dislike her so she is hardly used and Bloom looks embarrassed and miserable. Don’t be fooled by the cute dimples, there’s a reason why this supermodel is stuck with mostly d-listed campaigns.
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