If you were following me on Twitter, you know that I declared Kristen Stewart to be “the worst” of the Oscars. CB even thought Kristen’s presenting duties were terrible, and CB always gives Kristen the benefit of the doubt. It wasn’t that Kristen has some kind of bum ankle and she was walking with a limp and she was using crutches on the red carpet. That doesn’t matter – if anything, I guess it made her more sympathetic. Apparently, Kristen “stepped on broken glass” which is totally DIVA. What did she do, go berserk after Sparkles dumped her over the phone and she threw a perfume bottle into a window and thus, broken glass?
Anyway, I thought Kristen was the worst because of the way she spoke, the way she looked SO OVER the Oscars, her whole twitchy, unprofessional, too-cool-for-school thing. If you’re going to come to the Oscars and act like you’re too hardcore to be so establishment, why not just stay home? Oh, that’s right – because her career is in the crappy and she’s trying to drum up some work. So talk like a normal person, stand up straight and pull back your hair.
Her dress was Reem Acra by the way. I hated it on the red carpet, but it looked better on stage. It’s very bridal, right? It’s meh. As long as she’s doing this too-cool-for-school thing, she might as well do it right and go with some avant-garde Balenciaga gown, you know? And FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE A BATH. She just looked dirty and her hair looked greasy.
Just think – she’s the same age as Oscar-winner Jennifer Lawrence.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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