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Call me crazy, but this was one of the least exciting awards seasons as far as “bangable guys” went. Of course I love Hugh Jackman, and of course I want Daniel Day-Lewis to read the Emancipation Proclamation to me in bed. But there was no big biscuit-tingler, you know? Even though Michael Fassbender didn’t get an Oscar nomination last year, he was still around, at lots of events. Who do we have this year? Bradley Cooper? Sorry, no thanks. Channing Tatum? I love him, but it’s not a “let me rip off your clothes” sort of thing. I adore Jeremy Renner and his guyliner, but he was meh for me last night too.
So, you’ll pardon me if I just want to throw these photos at you. Enjoy! I’m including pics of just the men I think you’ll enjoy. The list: Hugh Jackman, George Clooney (his beard looks like my dad’s), Ben Affleck, Jack Nicholson, Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr., Bradley Cooper (crazy eyes), Daniel Day-Lewis, Chris Pine, Justin Theroux (crazy eyes), Christoph Waltz, Eddie Redmayne, Daniel Radcliffe, Jean Dujardin (who was lovely last night), and bonus Meryl Streep (just because).
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, FayesVision/WENN.com and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
- Who butchered the National Anthem? [D-Listed]
- Rob Lowe never ages [Lainey Gossip]
- What is Vanessa Hudgens wearing? [Go Fug Yourself]
- Summer guide to reality TV [Reality Tea]
- Game of Thrones recap [Pajiba]
- Tan Mom’s music video [Buzzfeed]
- Amanda Knox is broke [Starcasm]
- Backstage at the Billboard Awards [Popsugar]
- Miley is still stuck in the 90s [Popoholic]
- Blind Items revealed: Adam Levine [CDAN]
- Hugh Hefner bought Crystal Harris a house [Celebslam]
- What happened to Aimee Teegarden? [The Blemish]
Dujardain, Eddie, Ben (because I’m obsessed with his hotness) and DDl are my men
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Daniel Day-Lewis…all night, every night.
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+1
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He’s the only reason I’m sad this award season is over….does this mean he’s going to disappear again?
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At least for another two years, until his next Oscar winning project comes out.
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+2!!!!!!
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Gotta be!
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Eh, none of them really do it for me. Daniel Day-Lewis is the only one who comes close, and that’s on the sheer force of personality alone. We need to get the Cumberbitch in an Oscar-caliber movie so we can drool over his alien hotness after next year’s Oscars
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Big Bad Ben!
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RDJ always and forever.
Affleck looks good here too I think.
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I agree.
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RDJ; when that sexy beast is around no one matters; not even Captain sexy Chris Evans. The things I would do to RDJ is probably illegal in 20 states.
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+2
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+1
RDJ is my forever dong.
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amen !
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I’m sorry ladies, but who is RDJ? I get so confused when posters shorten the names…
Also, I wish the names of the men would be posted next to their photos. It takes me a while to get them straight.
I am forever in love with Liam Neeson! From the above list I guess I would choose Daniel Day Lewis, although I am concerned he may be short. I like my men very tall!
Edit: I finally figured it out. RDJ = Robert Downey Jr. I totally overlooked the “Jr”
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Actually Daniel Day Lewis is over 6 feet I believe, that’s why he played Lincoln who was a very tall man.
Now my husband RDJ (I can dream) is only about 5″8″ but I don’t care his sexiness makes up for his height.
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OMG, Jean DuJardin…can visit my secret jardin anytime.
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So you’re saying your flowers need watering?
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Haha both of you! Thanks for the giggle.
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+1
He looks smoking hot in these shots… and I like that he bucked the bow-tie trend and went with a conventional tie. Gorge!!
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Jean Dujardin FTW. Can’t help but love him!
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I hope the movie that cooper and renner are growing their hair out for is really good, otherwise they’ve gone through awards season looking greasy for nothing…
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Just DDL please
he’s aging so well, he’s so classy.
I love the graying hair/dark eyebrows combination.
He’s like double my age but I would still hit it hard
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You’re gonna have to get to him before I do aud!
God I love DDL. Whenever you ask him a question, even the most inane question, he always answers it with thoughtfulness. As if it’s the most important question ever asked…ever since he was young. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an interview with him being rude. Lovely, lovely man.
On a side note, where’s Leo? I kind of wanted to see some pics….see if he’s been boozing it up or is actually taking care of himself for the time being. He’s reawakened my love for him, since I just watched What’s Eating Gilbert Grape on Saturday. How he didn’t win is a mystery.
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the one who has no bow tie!
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+10000! Plus the one not here – Joaquin, always and forever. He behaved like an ass when the camera cut to him after his nomination was announced, but he makes it up with all the crazy on screen.
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DDL, RDJ, Hugh Jackman, and the lovely french beast that is Jean ftw. I thought Bradley looked good as well.
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Daniel Day Lewis. I want him to be completely in love with me. AND when he mentioned in his speech about his wife, living with all the different characters he has played over the years since he is so into Method – I wondered if his Method acting extended into the bedroom. I bet it does.
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Sigh…
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Forever and always, Joaquin Phoenix <3
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Yes. Joaquin x 1000
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ME TOO!!! Why is he not on the list? Maybe he’s too intense for that list. His stare would blow up the web page. Sigh.
Honorable mention to the amazingly pretty Eddie Redmayne.
As for the others, they all look decent EXCEPT for: Tatum (mean case of the butter-face. Sorry, he’s just deeply unattractive), Renner (why is he a thing?! He’s almost as unattractive as Tatum, to me) and Theroux (the black hair dye looks terribly fake).
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His stare would blow up the web page.
Truth.
http://rioleafphoenix.tumblr.com/post/43986945327/joaquin-phoenix-being-joaquin-phoenix-after
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+1
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Christoph Waltz all day everyday
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yes
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Ditto.
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Daniel Radcliffe looks adorbs and I would totally go for him. I know it’s not a popular choice, but less competition for me I guess
Also, I really don’t know any other men besides Robert Downey Jr that look LESS attractive with glasses. George Clooney looks sooooo old now. He was cute when he had the salt and pepper thing going on, now he just looks like he could be my grandfather.
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I’d pick dan out of all of these men too.
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Ben Affleck. He’s been my celebrity crush since like 1998, LOL.
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im in love with Eddie…so adorable and sexy!!!
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Why is Ben Affleck wearing a cumberbund with a vest?
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I noticed that too! Weird. Although – when he lifts his arm to put it around someone, he doesn’t get that white peep-through where his jacket splits, which always looks a bit sloppy. I would say, it was a a considered stylist move, that one.
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Ack! I had not noticed. What is going on with the mens’ stylists? I realize I have been out of the fashion world for a spell but if I allowed a client to button his jacket over a vest when I worked for Ralph Lauren, I would have had a stylish little cowboy on the phone reading me the riot act. When did that rule change?
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I just noticed that almost all of them are wearing bow ties and have beards..
Robert and the French hottie!!
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Yes, what’s with all the beards? Instead of the reporters asking who their wearing, they should ask the man which beard are you wearing… the porn stache, The Grizzly Adam look. But I’m sure some of us girls wouldn’t mind taking a ride on the beard and mustache train, especially RDJ. That man ooooozes sex without saying a word.
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Eddie Redmayne. Seriously, where the f** did he even come from?! That dude is sex on a stick. I hope he is in EVERYTHING next year.
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I have to stay loyal. I want to say Ben Affleck all the way (loving the beard and his broad shoulders), but Liam Neeson is still so fine, and that voice (sigh). So Liam for the win. I also fell in love with Daniel Day Lewis last night.
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None of these guys are on my list, but if I HAD to choose, I’d probably go Jean, Hugh, Ben, and DDL. I still oddly like Clooney, but in the last year or so he’s kind of lost the sexy IMO.
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George Clooney looked SO HOT last night. Maybe it’s the way his hair was styled? I don’t know but daaaaaamn.
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WORD.
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With this longish beard, Clooney is starting to look like George Lucas.
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In no particular order.
Hugh
RDJ
Ben Affleck (means to an end)
Chris Pine
Channing Tatum
RedCarp is looking dapper as always.
Here are some of my go to guys but even they aren’t really doing it for me today.
J.eyre, T.Fanty et al- Renner the pocket rocket is officially OFF the Hit List.
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T.Fan is not a fan of Renner so I will pocket him, thank you. My list, in order, would be:
Hugh
Jean
George (welcome back to the Hit List, Mr. Clooney)
and, of course, Jack N. just to say I did it.
Renner I don’t want to hit, just lick his arms.
I thought Deb looked fierce last night. Hugh can bring her if he wants.
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That’s the problem you see, I get all the arm p0rn I need from a certain CHemboy, Renner was nice and compact and totally worth a go, however he looks nearly as murderous as BCoop in the above pic so I’m out.
Deb has nailed it, finally. She’s dealt with her shoe trauma by not showing her feet, genius.
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I got so excited I post in the wrong place.
Miss Kiki when RDJ is in the running none of the other hot dong matters to me. Like I stated earlier the things I would do to him is probably illegal in some states. LOL at the Renner comment.
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@ Miss Kiki – but there’s the difference, I want to do filthy things to CHemboy, not limited to his arms. CHemboy is high up the Hit List – a meteoric rise since he wasn’t even on it 2 months ago and has recently unplaced his Asgardian Brother. But he wasn’t one of options above so I will have to quench my arm-lust with PocketRen.
@V4 – RDJ-lust will fluster anyone. It’s a well-known flusterer.
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@j.eyre
GASP! Miss Eyre, are you dumping Hiddles?
(Godfather Don Corleone voice here) What did he do to make you treat him with such disrespect?!
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I’m joining ECon with her jaw drop😮. I’ll take Hiddles off your hands, partly for the newfound kink factor, and partly as a future bargaining chip among the Celebitches.
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@EsCon and T.Fan – well come on now, I have been sitting here in my fancy underwear for over a year waiting for him to swing by Thornfield and all I get are these stupid bouquets of lavender and “apologies but Kay-Doo has me organizing cupboards” notes in several different languages. A girl needs a little more assurance that ‘Lady’s Chatterley’s Lovers’ will be read to her as she rests her head upon his lap.
So, I may be giving up the wine and romance for CHemboy to slam me against the shower’s tiles when the mood strikes us. I don’t know, let’s see how Tommy-Toms plays this next month out.
And let’s not be rash, I would never actually say no to Tommy-Toms. I am simply not going to lick the computer screen whenever he comes upon it anymore.
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@T.Fanty:
Smart move with the bargaining chip. It may come in handy the next time Ms. Kay-Doo is about to make mincemeat of all the Celebitches who fancy her husband Tom! I can’t even keep track anymore, we need a chart or graph or something.
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@ j. eyre:
But Miss Eyre! You musn’t give up so easily! Are there not secret coded messages in the lavender sprigs? Look again….
I know it’s tedious, wondering where they are all the time. I am getting sunburned from pacing the Widow’s Walk I had built on top of the house so that I could watch for Cumby’s ship returning from “The Ends of The Earth.” Must get hat with larger brim. And Cumby had better get his posh alien ass over here.
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Well, no, I didn’t read the lavender. I was in such a tizzy I threw it on the ground before quickly sweeping it up and re-purposing it into scones, tea and sachets (a few of which I sent to Kay-Doo and Hiddes as a house-warming gift.)
But enough is enough, ladies! I have not yet regained full functionality in my left lung after the last Hiddles Games. Not to mention the sting of Agent MOL’s words regarding my new bonnet is still with me. And when Gracie intentionally put a hole in my stocking so that I had to sit out a round to darn it, well that was the last straw. If Tommy-Toms wants me back in the ring, he’s going to need to come out with a weird vampire movie with Tilda Swinton or some such measure.
*sigh* Not sure I can sign off on CHemboy either. His eyes are as small as mine and if we mated, our children would be eyeless freaks.
Ladies, I fear I may be about to enter a Biscuit Drought…
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*waves from the ends of the earth*
Sorry ’bout that. Sending over a bottle of sunscreen. Cumby may or may not be over soon, depending on how biscuit-tingling Parade’s End turns out to be.
Also sending over a box of matches to Miss Eyre, so she can take a lesson from the CBITA. Bertha knows how to keep a man on his toes.
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j.eyre:
Jane darling, I rather think Vampire Hiddles will bring your hormone levels back into normal range.
I am so sorry about your lung. And you getting your feelings hurt. There was absolutely nothing wrong with that bonnet.
Would you like some tea? Lavender tea? A crumpet?
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@T.Fanty:
I don’t see how this comment can possibly find its way to the right place, so I’ll keep it short:
You’ll probably want to hang on to him for a bit after “Parade’s End.” After you’ve seen all of it, I would love to discuss. It’s ridiculous, I don’t know anyone who’s seen it!
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@ ECon – Wednesday morning, somewhere on CB. It’s a date.
I’ve read all the reviews from the English papers, and know the novel fairly well, and Stoppard’s work VERY well, so am eager to finally see it. Stoppard and Ford is such an intriguing combination, although I am a bit apprehensive that they seem to be selling it as some kind of sweeping love story.
I also have a HUGE girl crush on Rebecca Hall. I saw her in Sam Mendes’ Bridge Project a while ago, and LOVED her in the Red Riding Trilogy – did you see that?
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Renner is all yours. His pointy hair is starting to annoy me. He’s neither dorky nor hipster enough to get away with it. He just looks like he’s trying so hard. He looks like a villainous magician from Scooby Doo in the above pic (which would probably make me more enthusiastic for him, truth be told).
In fact, much of last night just reeked of B-list desperation, and there’s nothing less sexy than that. DDL looked old and a bit eager (too much smiling – DDL should be above such frivolities), Hugh is Hugh, but I’m not loving the beard, Eddie Redmaye looked in need of a couple of good dinners, and Liam Neeson looked so tweaked that his eyes were tiny pinpricks. Even though I posted Ben below, I think Chris Pine is looking to be the best out of the bunch, and I can’t be enthusiastic about him because, as we know, Cumby is still better – at everything.
*disappointed sigh.* I’m going back to the links post to learn more about the Italian electoral process.
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I don’t know T. Fanty Renner was looking kind of cute last night. I would let every guy that presented from the cast of Avengers except for Sam Jackson have a go at me. RDJ would be first and last though.
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Renner’s giggle is pretty cute, come on.
I think I need to officially go on record that anyone who had anything to do with the Avengers will probably be admitted to Thornfield’s bedchambers.
And I know I should be ashamed of myself but…
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I get the RDJ by default thing, but even then, the all-black tux and tinted glasses are starting to get a little old. It’s analogous to the whole stylist thing – they’re all fine, all fairly generic, and nobody really breaks the mold anymore, for good or ill. If push came to shove, I would be unlikely to kick any of them out of bed, but they just all feel so by the book. Where are the Jack Nicholsons of this generation? The ones who just seem to exude charisma, and talent and danger, the ones you who don’t seem to play the Hollywood game, even if they are? Daniel Craig, maybe? Jude Law totally had that vibe going on in the 90s, but even he feels fairly safe now.
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T. Fanty If you think RDJ don’t have charisma you should go to youtube and watch some of his interviews. This man screams charisma, intelligence, and sex
all at the same time. Even when he’s in his Tony Stark mode he’s the most likeable asshole. I’ve loved RDJ since his Chaplin days way before the Iron man days. His wit and charm has always been there. Not bad for a man who dropped out of high school; served time in prison and had a serious drug problem. He also owns his shit and makes no excuses or blame others or Hollywood for his addiction. I just want to make a sandwich out of him and Renner in that pic above.
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@V4Real: Sorry to jump in your convo, but when I saw you mentioning RDJin his Chaplin days, I could not help myself. I was probably 11-12 years old and I was very impressed by his acting!
@T.Fanty: How was your self-evaluation? I hope it went well.
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Mr. Fanty (aka Beaplasir, for future ref) has just helped me out of my Norma Desmond moment by channel surfing our way into First Knight, with a young and lovely Heath Ledger, Paul Bettany (as Chaucer, natch) and James Purefoy, at his hottest. My biscuit is back on track. Phew.
@ Miss M – thanks for asking. I wrote the bloody thing, and it’s sent. The actual review isn’t until next week, but I expect it to be fine. My quandary for tonight is that I’m putting together a research paper on The Hollow Crown and need to come up with an appropriate title. Everything I produce so far seems to involve Hiddles and the promise of spanking, which is not very Shakespearean.
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Oh hello, Chris Pine. I’ve never paid much attention to you, but I’ll gladly take you home.
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Miss Kiki when RDJ is in the running none of the other hot dong matters to me. Like I stated earlier the things I would do to him is probably illegal in some states. LOL at the Renner comment.
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The sexiest thing about DDL and Hugh J. is their obvious love for their wives. That is hot and good for both of them. Nice to see in this day and age.
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RDJ. /stakes flag in the ground.
I heard Chris Evans was there with his mom too?
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stakes flag in the ground.
@MonicaQ. Hope you don’t mind but I’m stealing your comment for future use.
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Do it!
Everyone should try to claim like man like he’s the New World.
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Love the comment Monica and I too would love to stake my claim on RDJ with the American flag. I do love the Britts but nothing beats my sexy American boy RDJ and Chris Evans as well. I love how the cast of the Avengers presented together; you can tell they really do get along well and just not faking it for the cameras.
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I’m sorry, but that’s my future husband you’re talking about. Going to need to ask you to take a number and get in line.
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“George Clooney (his beard looks like my dad’s)”
Wow! Your mom looks like Stacey Keibler?
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@BW: show some respect to Kaiser’s father!!! But I know where you were going with it… hahaha. She was talking about his natural beard, not the red carpet one (allegedly), hahaha.
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Last night was a bust in menliciousness. I give a thumbs up to Renner, Waltz, Radcliffe, Affleck and Day-Lewis.
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I miss the Jolie-Pitt…sigh..
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Not a bad list when I see them all together! Dujardin was rocking the grey hair, Jackman is eternal, Cooper won me over (a bit), Chris Pine was seriously working for me, and that RDJ and Renner photo is precious.
Justin Theroux looks like a serial killer though, yikes!
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Justin Theroux should not be on this list. He is not sexy and his claim to fame is being Aniston’s boy toy. Not hot.
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Couldn’t agree more, he’s a bad actor, bad writer and totally looks like a creeper in this photo.
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bad writer – have you ever seen Tropic Thunder?
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Plus his fake public display of grinning is anticlimax and ridiculous !
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Yes! Why oh why is Aniston Man in there??? Ugh.
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My exact thought as well. Why are you throwing the escort in with the talent?
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Hugh Jackman for me.He’s such a gentleman.He ran over to help JL when she tripped going up the stairs to get her oscar.
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He just seems like such a good guy doesn’t he? Very very likable.
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DDL always, then Dujardin, RDJ. Where’s Mark Ruffalo ??? How can you leave him out ??
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How do you have a hot guy post without Chris Evans? Chris Evans was there! In a tux! With his mom!
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Dujardin is in a class by himself. Yum!
Hollywood just isn’t making leading men like they used to. None of the Americans looked all that hot to me.
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You forgot the most beautiful creature that has ever walked this planet: Liev Schreiber!
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And he looked go-od last night.
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Oh, Liev. I once sat next to him at a show, and he is truly beautiful.
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I onced smoked a cigarette with him in Washington Square Park.
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Even though Bradley Cooper is my recent crush, Liev has always been my fave: his voice, his face…don´t get me started!
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Channing and Hugh. In that order. Love both of them.
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I will second this motion.
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What’s with all those beards? It’s like the 70′s all over again – ick.
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Meh…. I guess If I HAD to choose, perhaps Daniel Day Lewis. To be honest none of these men tickle my fancy. Sigh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Are you human! LOL
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None of them! If you had added Aaron Tveit (My heart “literally” stopped when I saw him on stage) to the list, that would be something… Chris Evans was fine too, but he didn’t go with Minka Kelly? hmm… *discuss*
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Maybe he has finally come to his senses? I won’t hold my breath though.
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@Miss Kiki: I highly doubt it, but I’d like to think that he came to his senses.
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Agent MOL – was you or T.Fan that directed me to Aaron? I chirped out “Enjorlas!” When he came on. I adore him. We are going to be BFFs and he is going to take me to all his big parties and critique my outfits.
OT: The whole Les Miserable musical number choked me up. That one moment last night evoked more emotion than the entire movie. I think I just need to stick to seeing it live.
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@j.eyre: if you read my comments on the open post for the Oscar’s you will read my obituary and the update when I was revived, ha! His stage presence is unbelievable!!!!! I told a friend of mine that if he is homosexual, I will beard for him.
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Beards do seem to be in fashion these days and he does not have one currently.
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@j.eyre: He is the only guy I would offer to beard. But will it be worth it? It’s not like I would be traveling to Cabo once a month and going to A-lister events like George ‘s beards (allegedly). Are you confirming that he may use a beard in his near future and are you indirectly saying…? Breath in, breath out… That’s Okay!!!
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I think it was Chris’s first award show in awhile and I remember he said he didn’t do well with them (he freaked during the Fantastic Four tour). So maybe he brought his mom for that reason? Or maybe just being sweet? (I’d like to think the sweet reason lol)
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Good thinking or…maybe, just maybe, his mom veto him bringing his girlfriend and to give her the proper excuse, he said he would bring his mom- this is a more soap opera type of option,
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I need Fassy to be invited to every show just because….
Jean is about the only one, maybe Ben (after a few drinks and without the wife).
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Wasn’t Richard Gere there?
Shame on you for not including Zack Mayo.
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love RDJ but where was clive??
clive uber alles!!!!!
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Shame MF not there:( He looks good in a Tux, then again he would look good dressed in a black bin bag. RDJ looked good. Is it me or is Mr Clooney looking more like George Lucas?
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Am I the only one who keeps thinking of Sandra Bullocks trashy ex when seeing Jeremy Renner? They could be twins!!!
RDJ is always the hottest !
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Forget the men… this is the first pic of Deborah Lee Furness I’ve seen on here. Most people will probably say she didn’t bring it enough for the Oscars, but I was ecstatic when I saw her. ECSTATIC. She wasn’t wearing a big black garbage bag! Yay! She looked hot! Yay! My bf was probably really tired of my yelling at the tv to “show her feet show her feet!!” but I had to make sure she wasn’t wearing those god awful shoes.
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I agree. As I said up-feed: fierce.
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I thought she looked awesome, too.
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seriously ?? none of these guys are bangable (Eddie looks adorable though).
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Jean (all night long), Eddie (OMG), and I wouldn’t say no to Daniel (aka Harry P.), he is sexy in a nerdy way which I sometimes likes + the British accent makes the whole package work
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Good list I liked very much. Are real men with a strong presence.
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I think that beard and stash that George is sporting looks HORRID!!!! If he thinks it makes him look hot, he needs to reconsider!
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I think it’s for his next movie…
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1. RDJ (Tony Stark forever!)
2. Ben Affleck (hot and his speech was so good I teared up)
3. Bradley Cooper (always hot, was so cute when JLaw won)
4. Christoph Waltz and George Clooney (Too old for me but still oh so handsome!)
5. Channing Tatum (he was so adorable with Jenna and I still have a crush on his character in “She’s the Man”)
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Dujardin and Chris Pine took the cake. Very handsome men. What a fantasy.
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Way too much facial hair!!!!
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Yes, WAY too many beards!
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Where’s JGL?
Highlight of the night for me was when he escorted Sally Field down the red carpet. Hot AND classy, he is. He told Seacrest that Sally tied his bow tie for him in the car because he didn’t know how to. AHHH.
Also, I am a huge beard fan, but Clooney’s is not doing him any favors.
And no, I am not referring to Stacy Kiebler.
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That is so sweet about JGL! I think he is cute as a bug’s ear & also sex on legs. It’s very confusing.
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So the problem with this list is that I’ve “hit it” with all these guys before and now I’m kinda bored. RDJ used to be my all time, make my pants shoot right off go to, but his attitude seems too smug as of late. I could say Ben because he is kinda hot, but in an almost youthful kinda way but I couldn’t do that to Jennifer (love her!)I honestly don’t think I could handle DDL intensity. My lady parts would probably explode before anything even happened. And that leaves Hugh. Since the 1st Xmen, I’ve been a lot obsessed with him and his body…ok, biscuits are toasty thinking about it so probably Hugh…but still.. I want a new batch of “WYHI” guys… WYHI= would you hit it. Where’s the new batch of hotness?! BTW, Liev should have been mentioned too.
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I would have to go with Liam Neeson, followed by Daniel Day Lewis.
Also, is it wrong that i am suddenly finding Channing Tatum attractive? He seems like too nice a guy for my middle aged self to be lusting after.
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Jean Dujardin for the second year in a row. Great looking, smart and witty as hell.
Can’t get over how much I dislike Jeremy Renner. He just tries way too hard.
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Hmmm…
Let’s see, the hottest guys there in my opinion were (no particular order):
Daniel Day-Lewis
Channing Tatum
Ben Affleck
Hugh Jackman
Jean Dujardin
Christopher Waltz
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Oddly enough I’m going with Chris Pine’s scary sexy self. Hugh,Daniel, and RDJ win all the time no matter what.
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I love Christoph Waltz and his glorious chin. Hugh is always gorgeous, but rushing to aid J.Law when she fell? How chivalrous. How can anyone NOT like this man?
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It’s a sad day for me when Ben Affleck is the most do-able of the bunch.
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I’ve always maintained that the only reason I’d bang Ben is if I was guaranteed a go Matt straight after.
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Oh yes. That would work just fine.
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Good to see you enforcing your standards, Miss Kiki.
You two enjoy – he and I are on a break until he asks for forgiveness for his egregious fashion faux-pas.
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T.Fanty. It’s just not the same. It’s the wrong Ben(edict).
Since neither of my fav British men were present, I’ll change it up a bit with Christoph Waltz.
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Allons-y alonso:
I, too, was longing for our Ben. But he will be on that Oscar stage one of these days, I’m absolutely sure.
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Sigh. So true. It’s been so long since we’ve had a good Cumby sighting that I’m (almost) pining for the Assange wig.
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I take solace in the fact the fact that Star Trek is coming out in a few months. There will be plenty of ‘The Batch’ soon enough.
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Where’s Liam Neeson?
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Channinga All over your tatum!
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Eddie Redmayne could GET IT. That man is pushing all the right buttons – slender, freckled, British, intellectual.
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I love Hugh and RDJ but they just don’t do it for me for some reason, so Bradley Cooper & Jeremy Renner. I DON’T KNOW WHY.
De gustibus non est disputandum
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Well, gosh, ICM – I didn’t know we were supposed to dress up for this post. But OK, I can put my glad rags on
L’amour fait les plus grandes douceurs et les plus sensibles infortunes de la vie
Fassy, BCoop, PocketRen – clearly you have a type… One Who May Bang You Against the Wall or May Eat Your Nose for Fun – you simply like the mystery of it all.
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“PocketRen”
…absolutely kills me. Well done. He’s an intense little dude, but I like that.
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One Who May Bang You Against the Wall or May Eat Your Nose for Fun – you simply like the mystery of it all.
Ha! You may have something there.
I’m also tickled pink by ‘PocketRen’ Boy do I have a pocket I’d like to put him in. Too much?
L’amour fait les plus grandes douceurs et les plus sensibles infortunes de la vie.
Oh indeed!
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In no particular order: Chris Pine, my lovely energetic Daniel, I wouldn’t say no to the young dude from Les Mis, and Chris Evans only if he’s wearing the Marines uniform underneath the tux.
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Channing tatum is gorgeous of course but he was there with his beautiful pregnant wife so I just thought “awwww” they are so cute! I guess RDJ is the only hottie for me. No Liam Neeson…im making sad eyes
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Channing ! *squees* He’s my forever dong and I’m totally jelly of his wife, even if he does get fat(ish) when he’s not working.
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I’ll say Jeremy and Channing! I can do quite alot to these two! lol
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Chris Fine all day and night!
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I’m getting a huge crush on Eddie… Those cheeks!
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RDJ with a side of charming potato
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Cristoph Waltz 100%… and I’m 25. I don’t understand it but I accept it!
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Jeremy Renner looks like he’s plotting something
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Where is Jason Clarke?!
Eddie is the only one bangable there IMO. Jeremy does nothing for me lately.
Am I the only one who did not like Jean Dujardin last night? He was smarmy and too try hard when he was presenting the award.
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God, Jason Clarke is SO hot! He definitely should have been included.
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No Joaquin Phoenix… No Joseph Gordon Levitt…
*exits*
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Hahahahaha….
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oooh. tough. Do I have to pick just 1?
In this order:
Wolverine
Channing Tatum
Iron Man
The guy under RDJ (dont know his name – doesnt matter, he looks like a young sean connery)
Captain Kirk Jr.
Harry Potter
The rest you couldnt pay me enough.
on another note – Jen A.’s man looks like an arrogant skeeze.
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Hugh Jackman and wife/beard look very uncomfortable looking at opposite directions.
Shocking that Affleck’s movie got an award even thought there were so many historical facts completely wrong.
I will always dig RDJ – love how his fellow Avengers made fun of him standing on apple boxes in scenes because he is not as tall as the other Avengers. His self deprecating humour is so much better than all those dull serious nominees – most of them not nearly as talented as RDJ, Hiddles, Jackson,
Renner and Ruffalo.
Predictable boring Hollywood industry self-serving Oscars. It gets worse with every year.
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I completely agree with you on the RDJ comment. This man is not pretentious at all. I’ve loved him as an actor for years and he just gets better with age.
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Daniel Day Lewis, RDJ, and Jean for the win(s)!
Clooney is not attractive to me.
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What?? Well if I have to pick one, Ben Asslick. He’s still a douche, but still a big hottie. With an ugly beard.
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Give me those multi-hyphenate actors! DDL, RDJ, and JGL unf they could get, I don’t even care.
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I’m partial to Christoph Waltz, myself. Justin Theroux is a crazy Italian waiter, RDJ is adorable, and Daniel Radcliffe seems like an awesome human being. I very much dislike a slicked back Jeremy Renner, Chris Pine is…well…there…and Channing Tatum looks like the hockey players I went to university with. So…no.
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I’ll take RDJ any time…simply the best.
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The men all looked very nice.
I’m OF COURSE in the minority here but Bradley Cooper for me, as always. I’m beyond thrilled he decided to leave the beard and not attend clean shaved. And he always dresses impeccably, so.
Also, I’m a bit pissed for him not getting the credit for also dashing towards Jennifer Lawrence when she fell down!
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Robert DJ for me!
Justin Theroux’s dye job is horrid, and doesn’t match his beard.
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Well, I can tell who looked worst. Jeremy Renner (and I’m sorry to write this).
Best:Chris Pine and Christoph Waltz plus R.D. Jr.
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Meh, it’s pretty sad when Jack is starting to look good to me! Eddie is adorable but gawd so young. And his lips intimidate me, guys with bigger lips than me make me feel like a man. I know he’s skeevy but where’s Gerry Butler? Didn’t someone on this site love him at one point? I’d go with Daniel I guess…yawn.
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My picks are RDJ and Channing T. Love them.
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RDJ always and forever!!
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DDL is starting to look like Morrissey in his old age. Ugh.
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With all the eye candy to choose from I had never been more than mildly interested in an actor before. So what it is that Jeremy Renner has I really do not know, but after 3 years I am beginning to accept that he will always be top of my list.
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Give me Christoph Waltz, Daniel Day Lewis, Bradley Cooper, Robert Downey Jr., and I am throwing Joseph Gordon-Levitt in there because he looked amazing in his well fitted tux. He should be in this post.
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channing tatum and maybe chris pine he looks handsome
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