Courtney Stodden says she sings like Britney Spears and Cher


Rumorfix got a new red carpet interview with Courtney Stodden, which they parceled out into a couple of bite size quotes, each hysterical in their own right. I’m having fun imagining I’m the woman interviewing Courtney, because she’s got a smirk on her face the whole time and I can guess what she’s thinking while she strives to be friendly and not break out into a laughing fit. Courtney is of course the 18 year-old girl who became famous for marrying a now 52 year-old washed up character actor, Doug Hutchison, when she was just 16. She’s trying for some kind of singing career, and refuses to do the multiple p0rn roles she’s been offered, and for which she insists on dressing the part.

In these photos Courtney is out “jogging” with Doug (or walking or something, the photo agency says they’re “jogging), and at least she’s wearing somewhat sensible shoes instead of those lucite stripper heels she’s so often seen in. We can get a clear view of her fake boobs and day glow orange spray tan. She looks especially ridiculous next to her husband, who’s dressed like he’s about to work in the garden. What is it with these people and horrible footwear?

Getting back to Courtney’s interview with RumorFix, here are her quotes:

On why she compares herself to Marilyn Monroe
I look back to the pin-up days, to Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe and those beautiful, iconic women. So I want to be iconic, you know, and I feel like I am. I’m different, I married young. Those women were old souls, and I feel like I can connect with them. We’re both old souls and we’re having fun, and being glamorous and flirty.

On who she wants to sing with
If I could sing with anybody… maybe Maroon 5, Britney Spears.

Who she would compare her voice to
I would say Britney Spears maybe. I mean my voice is kind of like Cher believe it or not. One of these days I’m going to record a song that really shows my talent.

If you have a very high tolerance for bullsh*t you can watch Courtney’s latest video yourself and see if she sounds like Cher. The girl chipmunks put out better, less annoying music than this, and I’m sorry for insulting The Chipettes, they didn’t deserve the comparison.

Anyway here’s your daily dose of “iconic” Courtney. I used to think she was in on the joke, but I seriously doubt it. We also have some photos of her music video release party on February 10th. We already covered these and yes, she is wearing light up panties and working a pole.

Photo credit: FameFlynet

 

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  1. RHONYC says:

    i get a case of the ‘ewws’ every. time. i. see. her. :-(

    • Samigirl says:

      Me too. Just looking at her makes me feel…skeevy. Uch.

    • JPX says:

      She is like Marilyn Monroe – no talent and mentally ill.

      • bluhare says:

        Wash your keyboard off with soap!!

      • stay-cee says:

        Marilyn actually had talent , she could sing & act. Never compare a legend to this trash.

      • MMRMB says:

        Here’s what I dont get:

        She says “I look back to the pin-up days, to Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe and those beautiful, iconic women. So I want to be iconic”..

        - no-one in that era ran around in their knickers and stripper shoes, and looking like they’d been shot out of a cannon;

        - if you really want to be famous, why dont you go around it the right way? Your husband was a red carpet winner at one time, with great connections and probably a decent bank account to fund the transformation or ventures you wanted to do;

        -you in turn, could have proved the whole world wrong and looked classy (and young) and still had your bleach blond hair, because she certainly isnt “smacked in the face with a pan” unattractive

        she certainly isn’t wiley or shrewd in anyway nor her parents. Its rather unfortunate that she’s so obviously delusional and out of touch with reality, because I know a million other “starlet wannabe’s who would have stepped on that gravy train and ran with it until the well was dry.

        Im not so sure he’s in love with her, I think he’s just resigned himself to the fact that he made a colossal mistake and no one else will deal with him now.

      • Nicolette says:

        Whaaaat? Marilyn was an ICON, this is a flash in pan idiot. Marilyn’s appeal has more than stood the test of time, this year marks 51 years since her death and people still love her. This bimbo wont last another 51 months.

      • mike says:

        Oh plz.

        Marilyn was a no talent Megan Fox of her day who went as far as she did because they still had the Studio system, and they groomed and marketed her like some prize poodle.

        Her so-called singing is on par with Britney Spears’, but at least Britney can dance, whereas Marilyn’s dancing was worse then even her singing.

        Marilyn is an insult to women everywhere, whose iconic status is completely undeserved, not when 40′s and 50′s had a bevy of truly talented actresses who deserve more fame, reputation, and above all, respect.

        Compared to likes of Katharine Hepburn, Lauren Bacall, Betty Davis, etc, she was 1950′s Pam Anderson–gutter trash to be mocked at, perhaps pittied for her rumored mental illness.

      • Susi says:

        Actually Marilyn had impeccable comic timing. She was incredibly funny and she played the “part” of herself very, very well. You’re a fool if you think she had no talent. She was mesmerising on the screen, with serious pull and charisma. Megan is hot and that’s about it, she doesn’t have any of Marilyn’s comic timing or magnetism. Do yourself and go and watch a few Marilyn movies, she was fabulous. The way she delivers (at times incredibly corny) lines is incredible. She could turn something average into something fantastic. She even held her own in her very first bit part up against Bette Davis in All About Eve. She was not in any way comparable to this sort of person and you really have gotten wrapped up in all of the crap that surrounded her and her personal life if you think she wasn’t talented.

      • Nina W says:

        Taking cheap shots at a long dead actress is pretty lame Mike. Fine you don’t like her no need to be ridiculously vitiriolic about it. Marilyn was an amazing actress and I am a fan of hers. One of my all tme favorite movies is Some Like It Hot, and no one else could have played Sugar like Marilyn.

      • mike says:

        I have seen Marilyn’s movies. Plenty of them, in fact. More than I wish I did, thanks to the Studio system that put her in with incomparably better actors and actresses.

        Comic timing? What comic timing, unless you mean the “timing” of a perpetual drunk and pill addict muddling through the scenes.

        In Monkey Business, she was a nobody, completely overshadowed by Grant and Ginger Rogers. In her perhaps most famous movie, “Gentlemen Love Blondes,” Jane Russell stole every scene she was in and in fact out-Marilyned her in singing Diamonds Are Girl’s Best Friend. In “How to Marry a Millionaire,” Lauren Baccall and William Powell carried the movie inspite of Marilyn’s tired schtick and lethargic “acting.” In “Some Like It Hot,” it was the Curtis and Lemmon show, with her being a mere eyecandy side show. Ditto with “The Seven Year Itch.” The one movie where she showed some promise was “The Misfits,” but it came too late; maybe it was a fluke?

        For bulk of her career, she was little more than an eye candy, most painfully illustrated when paired against Jane Russell, who demonstrated what real acting should be, compared to Marilyn’s hopeless dilentism.

    • Schnauzers!!! says:

      She just looks like she’s in her 40′s desperately trying to hold on to the sliver of 18 she has left. If that’s what she means by “old soul” then, she’s got it.
      Otherwise, constant epic fail.

  2. Reece says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    AHHHHHHHHHHH…
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

  3. trudiebell says:

    I guess that means she doesn’t sing very well without machines, not something to brag about honey.

  4. marie says:

    give her time, she’ll accept the p0rn roles

  5. DeltaJuliet says:

    There is no way she’s jogging with that “top” on lol

    • Anmelt says:

      I spot chicken cutlets in pictures two and three. I squinted and was wondering WTF?! Is that a weirdly placed nipple. I can spot it because I used to own a set like that in the 90s. Ha ha.

    • heatheradair says:

      right?!?! I don’t think they’re actually implants, I think she’s found the most bizarre line of padded dresses, padded bikinis, padded “sports bras,” you name it — because the padding looks thick and heavy and sits much LOWER than the actual cleavage.

      and….sigh….that I just spent an entire paragraph on that but couldn’t be bothered to comment on Kate Winslet-RockNRoll is pretty much killing me right now. :)

      • Pop! says:

        That’s been my theory all along. Its most obvious with bikinis because girl keeps insisting on wearing the Victorias secret miraculous bikini top that blatantly admits to adding 3 cup sizes. A b can look like a dd in that contraption.

  6. Hautie says:

    I am puzzled by the need for the huge stuffed push up bra. It just highlights how bad the implants are…

  7. brin says:

    …and she looks like an eighty year old stripper. Even Hef would pass this up.

  8. Just Me says:

    Right. Jogging. In a strapless bra.

  9. AnnieC says:

    At least she is more amusing/entertaining than Kim Kartrashian!

  10. Stuart Horsely says:

    She also insists everything about her is real. Everything that comes out of her mouth is just gibberish, but I mean, MAN, she’s hilarious!!

  11. Isa says:

    She’s not in on the joke, she’s just completely clueless. IMO, she believes every word she says and takes herself very seriously.

    The quote about singing like Britney and Cher says a lot. While those two are unquestionably iconic performers, neither are actually that technically great at singing. I love Cher and her story, but her range is limited. And Britney’s breathy whine of a singing voice is the weakest part of her package as a performer IMO. They are singers who became icons INSPITE of their limited voices and capitalized on their other gifts. So when this Courtney person says she sings like them, and believes that to be a positive, she’s totally missing the point of what made those 2 performers great.

    • Nina W says:

      Cher has a voice and can sing. Her career was made before auto-tune. Please don’t compare Brit-Brit to her.

      • Isa says:

        Oh, I’m not saying Cher can’t sing or can’t sell a song. I’m saying she isn’t the most technically brilliant vocalist out there. There is a difference. On pure voice alone, many American Idol contestants may well best her. But she has amazing charisma, stage presence and grit which have contributed to her success along with her vocals.

        I do think Cher is a better singer than Britney by far, but I stand by my opinion that their voices alone did not make either of these performers the icons that they are. So when Courtney Stodden says she sings like them… well she had better have other qualities that she can bring to the table if she wants to have their success (I doubt it).

  12. fabgrrl says:

    Both Jayne Mansfield and Marilyn Monroe both had awful singing voices, yet they sang quite a bit. And they both married at 16-17 years old. Maybe she is on to something here….

    Am I crazy, or was she looking okay for a while? last year? Now she looks terrible.

  13. GoodCapon says:

    Comparing her voice to Britney and Cher… I’m not sure if she’s complimenting or insulting herself?

  14. Ailine says:

    I don’t understand her. She might be taken seriously if she weren’t trying to look like Pamela Anderson circa 1996. It’s an old look and it AGES her. Why can’t she find a look from this century or be creative and make up her own. She keeps trying to emulate all these other people. Marilyn Monroe is sooo tired. You would have thought the woman cured cancer the way celebrity women go on about her.

  15. judyjudy says:

    Sings like Britney and Cher? So, an auto-tuned drag queen? Sounds about right.

  16. Willa says:

    I just watched her video…I cant believe that was real. Shes so groady.

  17. SaRe says:

    I totally believe her boobs are real. They just look weird because she is wearing bras that are way too big and have tons of padding. Theres so much extra room in those tops that her boobs get all squished around because they dont stay in place. What a massive train wreck.

  18. Nicolette says:

    Could she be any more disgusting? And to dare to compare herself to the likes of Mansfield, Bardot and Monroe is beyond absurd. Not even in the same ballpark. No one will remember this mindless twit much less consider her an icon. She’s a legend in her own mind and it’s pathetic.

  19. Ginger says:

    She needs to pull that hat up so she can see…or maybe she doesn’t want to look at Doug?? Hat doubles as Daddy blinders.

  20. Elizabeth says:

    I’m not sure if this actually is her or not but if it is you can see the real boozies! All the costumes she wears have like 8 inches of padding.

    http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/26/26/1Courtney-Stodden-Most-Outrageous-Moments-761×1200.jpg

  21. Incredulous says:

    Is there a fashion for backwards writing on your T-shirt or wearing them inside out or do these photos get published reversed? I have started to notice this recently.

    • Nina W says:

      Lazy journalism, the photos are published reversed.

    • RosettaStoned says:

      In this case it is NOT a reversed photo. Enlarge the last pic if you’re on a computer; now check out Dough’s shirt (and yes I meant to spell it ‘Dough’ LOL): It has a readable print that says “I Rock Christian Girls”, but the rest of the shirt’s graphic IS backwards (‘King of Kings’ at the top) AND the shirt is purposely designed to look inside-out. His side seams are visible. This is a trending look but even I, owner of grungey clothes that purposely boast inside-out seams (thanks, Free People), will say that this shirt is ugly as hell and makes him look even more like a slob.

  22. Katie Too says:

    Crap, if I were at a club dancing my ass off, I wouldn’t mind that song. I feel dirty.

    Not her defender, but although lots about her is fake, I don’t think the boobs are. She wears those bras with bottom/side padding/gel to hold them up. Her small frame makes them look even bigger. Poor thing will probably need surgery in her early 20s to help with back problems and the inexorable force of gravity.

    • Stuart Horsely says:

      The boobs are horribly fake. Uneven, hard-looking, too large for her frame, tear-drop-shaped implants. Look closer. Not only that, they’re BAD fakes.

      • Katie Too says:

        It’s possible, but then mine would look horribly fake to you too. My band size is small but the ta-tas are big (32DD or usually just 34D) and look similar. That angular padding does add size, but, for me, just hoists them up.

        But, point for you, she got those large-for-her frame breasts when she was very young.

    • Hakura says:

      I agree that the breasts are real, & being manipulated on the outside to create a larger illusion.

      It’s just that implants generally have a certain ‘look/shape’ to them, but hers still ‘hang’ from her chest, & aren’t pulled up to the point that the cleavage is right next to her collarbone. They also aren’t ’rounded’ the way implants tend to be.

  23. Kate says:

    Everything about this girl/woman is a cry for help.

  24. Samigirl says:

    She grosses me out, but I’m just to the point to where I feel sorry for her. It’s not happening for her, and it never will…no matter how hard she tries. I just wish she would dump her daddyhusband and go live the normal life of a teenager.

  25. booboocita says:

    It says something about where my head is these days that I’m totally taken with the lovely German Shepherd behind her. Could we have a closeup of the German Shepherd? GSDs rule!

    Every interview I’ve ever seen with her shows her to be a woman of remarkably little self-awareness and low intelligence. I’d put her on the low-normal IQ scale — 90-100 or thereabouts. It would be very easy to take advantage of someone like this. I honestly can’t tell whether she’s aware that she’s being exploited and doesn’t care, or she knows and approves, or she simply isn’t aware and thinks everything that happens to her is her idea. I’m leaning towards the last.

  26. chopps says:

    How does she wake up next to that man each day and not regret everything that she has done and not hate all that her life is??? Or does she?? :/ I’d require strong drugs to be her….wait, no….even that wouldn’t do it

    • Hakura says:

      I think it depends what sort of ‘drugs’ you tried… The ones that make you feel euphoria or ‘totally out there’ (where you think even the grass is ‘magical’ & love everyone)…… I think would work to tolerate the creepo husband. At least at first, anyway.

  27. Eleonor says:

    She will end accepting the pr0n roles.

  28. NeoCleo says:

    Courtney, Courtney. It’s IRONIC, not iconic.

    Jeebus.

  29. Fritzi Schnitzer says:

    The only thing she has in common with Cher is the age of her face. I doubt if any of the women she compares herself to have a clue that she exists.

  30. Ojulia123 says:

    With Autotune, any one of us can* sound* similar to Cher or Britney. That’s not talent.

  31. shewolf says:

    Her face is painful. I think her boobs may be real but she wears super stuffed padded bras, probably more than one at a time. Fake boobs don’t get pushed together that way… in fact fake ones rarely ever come together. At least from what I have seen of fake boobs. I worked at lingerie stores when I was in university and seen a lot of boobies.

  32. Katie Too says:

    I agree that she’s not smart enough to be in on the joke. I keep trying to picture her without the extensions and with boob-length honey blond hair, no fake lashes, less spray tanner and minimal makeup. She’d be such a pretty young woman with a killer bod. Her ‘husband’ and mother are responsible. She’s just a damned kid who, if she wasn’t emotionally stunted and immature when she married the dick, is certainly doomed to be so now.

  33. greenieweenie says:

    are those stripper Chuck Taylors? wow.

  34. NerdMomma says:

    It’s a huge relief to see her wearing semi-normal shoes and a pair of pants. From the hips down, this is a huge improvement. Also, I endorse the use of the hat. The hat is your friend, Courtney.

  35. KellyinSeattle says:

    Right; and she’s such a good “actress”. Courtney, dear, go into porn because they have best actress awards every year just like the Oscars. You might have a chance, then…Doug is such a toad, too.

    • Hakura says:

      @KellyinSeattle“You might have a chance, then…Doug is such a toad, too.”

      Maybe, in her 16 year old naivete, she thought kissing him would turn him into ‘prince charming’, & she’d live Happily ever after… Sadly, that couldn’t have been further from the truth.

  36. Happy21 says:

    How the hell can she look in the mirror and thing she is sexy, hot or iconic? She looks about 20 years older than she really is. Her skin is awful, her hair is straw and what she does to her boobs should be a crime. Honey, it looks like you are wearing a DDD bra when in fact you are a C. It is THAT obvious. Jesus.

  37. nicegirl says:

    Again, to reference an older post, Kate Upton is the tacky one? just sayin

  38. Lady Satan says:

    She is more and more looking like a drag queen parody of herself. A BAD drag queen parody.

    Looks like she’s into the ‘tox now too, her face is so tight it’s shiny & plastic looking.

    Age is not going to be kind to this girl.

  39. Lexi says:

    She is such a trainwreck, its hard not to watch, but i read all the articles about her, cuz its hard not too, she is good for a chuckle

  40. NeNe says:

    That’s a huge insult to Marilyn Monroe…. This Courtney chick, couldn’t hold a candle to Marilyn. She is in more of the same trashy league as Ice-T’s wife, Coco (not too sure how to spell her name), but she is as trashy as they come.

  41. JL says:

    That’s right sweetie, you sing like a star, you look like a fresh faced teen. You’re in a mature relationship, your husband respects you, your mom is mom of the year and you’ve never had plastic surgery. Oh and we all think you’re beautiful, talented and want to be you.

    Now take your delusional self and go play with Lindsey!

  42. bored_01 says:

    Her implants are too big.. doesn’t look good.. even in a slutty way.

  43. madpoe says:

    Here future lies in porn.Period.

  44. TalkyTina says:

    Is she really 18!?
    I have always thought she is lying about her age.
    She looks SO much older, even without the hooker make-up.

  45. mrs j says:

    Hahahahahahaha just tooooooooo much

  46. andy says:

    Those light-up panties made me lol.

  47. Dawn says:

    She just needs a new manager. She needs to call Kris Jenner, look what she was able to do for talentless klan.

  48. lizbet says:

    Her man is looking worse daily.

  49. Mirna says:

    The more I see them about and about, the more I think her family paid him to pretend to be her husband so she can get famous. And don’t come back with “he has money.” No, he doesn’t. He is a washed up character actor. And he’s probably gay. I think he figured the “publicity” would get him jobs and her a career.

  50. bopit says:

    Could you imagine how pretty she would look with a blunt shoulder-length haircut, minimal makeup, skinny jeans and a non-p0rn simple white tee-shirt and a ballet flat shoe? She would be gorgeous!

  51. babyturnsblue says:

    Sold to a pedophile by her parents. This poor girl is like Anna Nicole Smith on a trashier scale.

  52. Blondie says:

    She looks like an old hooker. No offense to old hookers.

  53. bagladey says:

    If ol’ Doug thought that miraculous things were going to happen with this mannequin, enough time has passed that he knows that ain’t gonna happen – he needs to get back to work; if he can still get any! They look like they’re on welfare. Are they?

  54. Maddie says:

    Why do some “women” think that looking like a walking STD is sexy.

    Yeah lots of men or boys would hit that then run to a Dr. the very next day.

    And men do want other men to lust after their women but don’t want them looking like a $2.00hooker.

  55. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Her stomach looks weird … has she had lipo?

  56. tx_mom says:

    I like how she doesn’t seem to know how to wear a baseball cap!

  57. ux says:

    Looking at the fourth picture with the red outfit and garter belt I am convinced that there is: NO. WAY. HE. IS. EIGHTEEN.

  58. darkladi says:

    she looks like Dee Snider with tits

  59. Lulu says:

    I don’t know why people keep saying she looks old. It’s very obvious that she quite young. Look at her face and compare it to Jennifer Aniston’s (sorry Jennifer, but you’re face is easily accessible on Celebitchy’s front page). No facial sagging, no wrinkles, no creases. Of course she is only 18 – which makes all of this only more alarming. Gives a whole new meaning to Parents As Pimps of which Dina and Michael Lohan are charter members.

  60. Hakura says:

    Everything this girl does is majorly over the top with sexual ‘wannabe a stripper’ aren’t I so> hot? Even

  61. Sugar says:

    She’s jogging and he’s schlubbing

  62. Nikki says:

    I honestly don’t think she’s had her boobs done. She just wears ridiculous looking padded bras.

    Look at all of the pictures. In her cleavage, look at the lines heading towards the undersides of her boobs. You can see that the underside of her boobs don’t dip down and fill out the bra at all, they head into the midsection of the cup. Most of that appearance is padding.

  63. Katie says:

    The light panties are fun! I like them! xD

    With the right stylist, mentor, or even a manager Courtney could possibly be a successful model!

    It’s sad no one gives her the chance to succeed! I see, hear and read about models who hate their jobs! Yet Courtney loves who she is what she does doesn’t get the opportunity to suceed! Hell, models that aren’t even attractive as Courtney walk runways… -.- It doesn’t make sense to me..?

  64. Snowpea says:

    This girl has totally travelled in time from 1991. How the frick does a young girl know who Cher even is? It’s not like she’s a renowned vocalist that young people look up to?

  65. Jel says:

    She really needs to accept the porn offers while they are still rolling in…. It’s a short window Court… You were born for porn!!!

  66. Jel says:

    Why am I only noticing her creepy schnoz now??? Eek!!! You would think thye’d have had that beak fixed by now!!!

    Oh right… It might interfere with her “singing career “.

  67. Jack says:

    This air head again? lol She isnt 18 if she is im 100! =/ Why cant her and KimK leave the plant?? Lol I dont p0rn wants her,and she cant sing my dog sounds btter.