Kim Kardashian really did get bangs & she’s ‘mommy blogging’ about her diet

Ugh, I don’t know why media outlets keep falling for “Kim Kardashian gets bangs” stories, but here we go again. At some point, we just have to acknowledge that Kim is just getting those clip-on bangs and she’s not really cutting her hair. I guess this time she might have actually done it though? Or so she would have us believe. Not to be a conspiracy theorist (I’m adjusting my tin foil Kardashian asshat right now), but Kourtney got bangs a few days ago. And Kim is such a famewhore that she could even let her sister have a brief moment where people were like, “Huh, one of the other Kardashians got bangs.” Kim had to steal her sister’s bangs thunder. But it just goes to what I always say – pregnant women always change their hair. That was one of the biggest harbingers of Duchess Kate’s pregnancy too – she changed her hair too. As for Kim’s bangs… I hate them. They don’t suit her face.

Speaking of pregnancy, you know Kim continues to “mommy blog” on her Celebuzz page, right? She’s written about maternity clothes, she’s shilled for certain brands, and now she’s “mommy blogging” about eating for two.

Keeping a healthy lifestyle has always been important to me and now it’s even more important because I am looking out for someone else’s well being other than just my own. I’ve been researching recipes and healthy eating tricks to make sure that I get the right nutrition now that I’m eating for two! For me it’s about maintaining a well-balanced eating and fitness plan. My friend Harley Pasternak sent me this book and I am so excited to read it! The Body Reset Diet will give you the tools you need to restart the way you are eating and boost your metabolism. I love his recipes and I know you guys will too! Xo

[From Kim’s Celebuzz blog]

Meh. She’s just shilling for some product – this is most likely a paid endorsement and Kim is getting some kind of crazy kickback.

Last Kardashian story – Life & Style has dug up some depositions in Kim and Kris Humphries’ divorce trial in which various people acknowledge that (SHOCK) Kim and Kris and members of her family re-shot various scenes of the reality show in the wake of Kim’s divorce filing. Didn’t we already know that? Didn’t we hear about that in January 2012?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram.

 

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  1. Lottie says:

    Did pregnancy inflate her lips?

  2. emmie_a says:

    I’d hardly call what she is doing “mommy blogging”. It’s a paid advertisement. Like she’s really ever going to read that book.

  3. BrandNew says:

    I don’t want any pregnancy advice from her. I don’t think she is doing anything healthy during this pregnancy. “healthy eating tricks”…wtf stop with the dieting. You don’t need a book…eat fruits veggies and everything else in moderation as well exercise. Put your baby first…not your vanity

  4. Launicaangelina says:

    When I read about the reshoots of Kim’s reaction to her marriage proposal, it cracked me up. Then I thought, “Lucky b!tch! Her vanity is going to pay off because it’ll prove that Kris wasn’t conned into this marriage.”

  5. marie says:

    her life is a paid endorsement. that’s why I don’t believe she’ll be able to keep her baby out of the spotlight, she’ll be just like her mother. *shudders* (the end is near, ha!)

    as for the bangs, I think she should keep them.

  6. Hubbahun says:

    I kind of think they do suit her face, less cat-face, just prettier. (P.s. I’ve been trying to grow mine out and I’m not convinced I look better without them :( )

  7. Dana says:

    She hasnt even had a baby- how is she mommy blogging?
    I have 2 kids and I wouldnt ever give advice unless someone asked. It feels too condescending of me. But thats right up her alley.
    Anyways- dear celebitchy, could you post some bangs that you like? Bc some that you hate on look good- im wondering wht ki of super bangs you approve of.

  8. Emma says:

    I thnk the fringe looks really nice on her!
    Sure, straight fringes can look horrible but not on everyone!

  9. Meredith says:

    I kind of like this outfit. If nothing else, the black and white color scheme Kanye has her wearing is more flattering than what she wore before. P.S. : interesting item on blind gossip that Kimye was asking Beyonce-Jay z where to buy a good fake baby bump! Conspiracy theory! :)

    • BB says:

      Yeah, I read that blind item which is inconsistent with another blind item claiming that Kanye was trying to get away from Kim. I don’t believe that Beyonce would share that information (surrogate, fakebaby bump) with Kim. Also, blind items are 50/50 some are true and some are madeup based on current headlines and some are flat out false.

  10. Jane says:

    I love the picture with her and the dog. It’s as if the pup is saying, “Get me the h*** away from this woman!”

  11. sarah says:

    I’m not a Kim fan but she can be a very pretty lady. These pictures are some of those pictures. I like the bangs. Why is it even an issue if someone does or does not get bangs? Seriously, isn’t there bigger things in the world to talk about?

  12. tia says:

    I actually really like the bangs. I let my grow out and I am going to get them cut again. It really softens the face and frames the eyes. :)

  13. Barrett says:

    Please! What is she really eating behind closed doors! She is pregnant fine but don’t go all pretending you are eating like a health nut!

  14. Susie Q says:

    Whats with all the bad fitting pants? Is she just buying a larger size and so they are are really loose in the crotch? She has looked horrible fashion wise since she got pregnant.

    • swack says:

      Think these pants are too small across the hips. The pant legs look like baggy pant legs. If you notice the pockets, they are stretched to the limit. She really needs to get some good maternity pants to wear. Maybe the crotch looks baggy because they are too long in the crotch. Anyway, they are ill fitting.

  15. The Original Mia says:

    Love the side-eye from the puppy. I feel you, pup. I feel you.

  16. Amanda_SB says:

    “The Body Reset Diet will give you the tools you need to restart the way you are eating and boost your metabolism. I love his recipes and I know you guys will too! Xo”

    Harvey Pasternak was on TMZ Live yesterday discussing Kim and how great she looked. When TMZ Host Harvey Levin tried to get him to talk about another Pasternak client, Jessica Simpson, he briefly mentioned how great she looked and that she was working with Weight Watchers and several others, and turned the focus back on Kim. They are definitely working together on promoting his book. After the photos you posted yesterday of Kim in the pencil skirt, I would not want Kim promoting my book if I was Pasternak!

  17. Cam S says:

    When is this woman NOT shilling anything? I question every word that comes out of her mouth

  18. Dawn says:

    Well it’s another day, another picture of Kim doing nothing, looking the same. She might as well be a paper doll where only the clothes change because that’s all that changes with this one. This chick is just so annoying. I wish the media would wait for Kim to do something she isn’t paid to do that would be beneficial to someone or something other than herself. Girl got famous or should I say infamous for nothing more than porn. At the end of the day she has nothing to offer anyone other than the “we work hard” line. And yes I’m sure for her it is hard to walk around doing nothing looking bored day in and day out. The ugliness just oozes out of every pore in her body. Yuk.

  19. anneesezz says:

    Why is a mother to be on a diet?

  20. OriginallyBlue says:

    Is this grown ass women really doing the “duck lips and peace” pose? Kim, you. are. 32 years old. My gawdd that’s for 15 year old high school girls.

    • Sugar says:

      and there it is the age mentally of kimmy. The only episode I ever saw of kuwtk was when they were in Aspen & she was upstairs in her bedroom having a woe is me about something. this episode was a long time ago but it was my first time I’d ever seen her on TV & my opinion of her hasn’t changed she is still that im the center of the universe bratgirl. Peace out Kim

      • Katy says:

        @Sugar that is wild!! I swear that is the only episode I ever, ever watched of that family and it’s so funny but it sounds like the same one you watched! LOL They were in Colorado skying and she was whinning on the phone with Reggie Bush. I could NOT stand her sickening baby voice and I never watched the show again.

      • Susie Q says:

        I have only watched one episode too. She was somewhere on vacation and Chris threw her into the ocean and lost one of her earrings. The rest of show consisted of her whining and crying because one of her earrings fell into the water. Later the family sat around and called each other whores and bitches, was enough for me. Last night on The Soup they showed a clip of her getting that vampire facial. She whimpered and whined and asked for someone to plllllllleaaasssssssssse helllppp me and then whined some more. She really is a beautiful girl (I think her bangs look good)but seriously WHAT A TWAT!

  21. Kiddo says:

    Oh good. I was wondering what was going on with her, it’s been so long since we had any coverage of her life. We just don’t hear enough about her.

  22. Itsa Reallyme says:

    Why is she wearing men’s pants?

    Why did she roll up the sleeves of the jacket? You can see the lining and it looks odd.

    Any OB will tell you that you don’t start dieting during pregnancy, you need to just make sure you’re eating a well balanced diet. Not sure why anyone would be buying a diet book from a pregnant woman that has gained that much weight either.

  23. PHD gossip says:

    I have been saying that KK is not pregnant (its either a publicity stunt outright or she miscarried early and is milking it).
    Why? She doesn’t look pregnant – she looks fat. Those crazy high heels. Her travel schedule.

    Anyway, Blind Gossip Website is posting a blind item about her fake pregnancy (getting “faking a pregnancy” advice from Beyonce).

    Betcha the “miscarriage” comes soon because people smell a stunt.

    {FROM BLIND GOSSIP WEBSITE} This famous unmarried couple has asked a famous married couple with whom they are friendly for a very interesting referral.

    Given the woman’s medical condition, you would think that they would be asking for a referral to a doctor. You would be wrong. They were actually asking for a referral fora special effects expert! It seems that they want to buy one or more prosthetic devices to make the first female either look pregnant… or to look more pregnant than she is.

    So, that leaves us with several possibilities: The first couple was never pregnant but they are looking to fake it; or they are pregnant and are looking to make the bump look bigger; or they were pregnant but aren’t any more and are looking to stall the announcement of a miscarriage. Whichever the case, they are clearly looking to fake or exaggerate a condition to gain public support. Given how the first female’s penchant for attention, no one should be surprised about this.

  24. MyLeNe - Montreal says:

    Her lips .. SO Big !! It’s botox … i’m sure .. U can’t have big lips like thaht naturally .. and we see her picture everyday so we know it’s bigger than usual !

  25. SayNoToKim says:

    Why is she allowed to hold a dog?

    This woman has bad energy and pets can feel it.

  26. lena says:

    i think she looks nice there :)

  27. skuddles says:

    Well she may be on a diet and exercise plan but her ass is clearly doing its own thing.

  28. RHONYC says:

    niiiiice.

    that tunic is one step further towards my moo-moo suggestion.

    don’t fight it gurl…embrace. ;-)

  29. Nicolette says:

    Why is it news when someone gets bangs? I don’t get it.

  30. PinkG says:

    How long till the puppy disappears due to “allergies”. When it comes to pets, this family is worse than Michael Vick.

  31. Beatriz says:

    Ha! You know Kourtney is got to be pissed.

  32. palermo says:

    Still don’t believe she is pregnant. Anybody seen Kanye in weeks? No, didn’t think so

  33. Sarcasmo says:

    A) That sounds like a commercial or mag ad;

    B) WTF with the duck face? The overly-inflated lips aren’t enough?

    C) She needs to stop with the sheer shirts already. If I see her outie through a sheer shirt in a month or so, I’m going to vom. Violently.

  34. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Why are her blazer sleeves rolled up if her blouse cuffs are sticking out? Is that a trend? Looks dumb. Also, why does she need to speed up her metabolism when she’s baking a baby friend? Doesn’t sound kosher.

  35. Lexi says:

    Kourtney just got bangs! Kim is totally still kourtney’s bang thunder!

  36. Snowpea says:

    This bird is NOT KNOCKED UP!

    She’s just eating for America and getting fatter…but she aint preggers.

  37. kiki says:

    MEOW. Thats all i can think about while looking at these pics.