Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian yesterday in NYC, wearing a bedazzled monstrosity by Lanvin and heels by Jimmy Choo. Do you think Lanvin is happy to be associated with Kim’s pregnancy? My guess is NO. These photos are of Kim entering and leaving her hotel, but she was going to a luncheon celebrating her DuJour cover, and while there she spoke to USA Today – you can read the interview here. Kim just says the same old stuff… let’s see… she’s thinking about adding a maternity line to the Kardashian Kollection. She says her pregnancy style is “not too much different than my regular style… I think my style is fun and sexy and still me.” Yeah. THAT is the problem. Someone might suggest that she change up her style while pregnant…?
Meanwhile, Kim continues to respond in a really weird way to her body-shaming detractors. She’s not throwing out numbers this time (thank god) but she does choose to pick a fight over the weirdest things. A few days ago, she posted on her blog: “I see comments from many people that I only wear black and I’m trying to hide my pregnancy or I’m ashamed, which is so beyond ridiculous! I’ve always worn black and I love it. So simple & chic! But I do wear white and color all the time as well. Fashion is fun and I love experimenting even when I’m pregnant.” Is that really a criticism lodged at her? That she doesn’t wear enough color?
Meanwhile, as some of you have claimed, the tabloid media is now discussing whether or not Kim is wearing a full-on Beyonce Prosthetic Bump ™. Media Takeout AND the Enquirer have claimed this week that Kim’s bump is “folding” like Beyonce’s, and that Kim is wearing a prosthetic to get more attention. For the record, I don’t think Kim is Beyonce-ing. I think Kim is genuinely pregnant, even if her bump looks like it’s going up and down in sizes. I think she’s genuinely pregnant because she’s gained so much weight in her boobs and her butt. Now, is she wearing a little extra padding so that her bump will really “pop”? I don’t know. I doubt it. She’s so incredibly vain, I can’t see her wanting to look bigger than she is. As is, I’m convinced that she’s wearing Spanx and girdles to try to harness everything and make it look like she’s only 140 pounds. Ha.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN.
Why can’t she just stay at home sometimes! Ugh! Does she EVER just disappear for a while??
+1 If some sites stopped covering her she might fade away!
Hint, hint, hint!
(Yes, I know I clicked on the article, but still!)
Even if Celebitchy stopped covering her she would still be out there. People need to stop watching her show, buying her clothing/shoes/whatever, and buying magazines with her on the cover. As much as I’m annoyed by KK I know she’ll be around for a while longer. She’s built herself up too much to just go away.
I do agree though that homegirl needs to just take a vacation and relax for a bit. All of the clothes she’s been wearing lately just look so uncomfortable.
like paris hilton. She dosent want what happened to ph to happen to her so shes never going to stay home.
+2 My exact words.
She is so stupid to think she looks good is this ridiculous outfit when she looks like the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka. fat ass is nothing put a big joke! Just give it up and were the tent Miss Piggy
Her outfit looks like the lovechild of a Wal-Mart and a Michael’s store. She just needs some Keds and an unattractive leg bruise to complete the look…
OMFG! My eyes!!!
Bedaaaaaazzzzzling?? That should be read as a belabored whine.
does anyone else feel sorry for the unborn child?
is that too mean? i really feel sorry for its future.
No, It’s not mean. I feel sorry for her unborn child too for having such a selfish ” mother”.
I do. You’re not supposed to Spanx your baby!
It’s a dark sign of things to come for the Li’l Tadpole West.
GMA’s resident lady doctor was asked if wearing Spanx while pregnant was harmful to baby and surprisingly, she said it wasn’t. Regardless, I’m starting to wonder if Kim is purposefully dressing bad to get more attention.
It was a play on words.
You know, like corporal punishment? Spanking?
Nobody gets me here. 🙁
LOL! I got it! However, I was truly concerned that Kim was Spanxing that baby to death. I just could not see how that was healthy for the baby. So, I actually kind of relieved to hear from a doctor that Kim wasn’t harming her baby by wearing Spanx.
Oh okay good! Ha, I actually googled it to make sure I wasn’t joking about something really harmful. Good to know right!
Oh, and her dressing like this for attention crossed my mind as well.
They make Pregnancy Spanx.
I remember a girl in college who spanxed herself to the max when she was pregnant, the whole 9 months until she popped. Nobody ever knew she was even pregnant! Sorry for the random anecdote xD, I’m just always reminded when I look at photos of pregnant Kim K.
I think Tadpole is a great name for the little person. I’m with everyone else in wishing KIM would just go to Bavaria until her baby, whatever the name is to be, is about 6 months old. And, you can do us a favor and stop following her around.
The tight clothing won’t hurt the baby directly because it’s pretty well protected by the fluid especially. But it could have a bad effect on the mother’s health, such as circulation problems. It can’t be comfortable for Kim. If she’s really pregnant, she should be ready to give up the nonsense in about a month. Honestly, her mother has been pregnant five times and her sister twice. Don’t they have any useful advice for her?
That looks like bedazzled sausage casing.
Hi Anastasia! Good one – I was trying to think of what it reminded me of and you hit the nail on the head!!!
The bedazzling just for the briefest of seconds reminded me of Dolly Parton and then I realized that I was insulting Dolly Parton. So sorry Dolly, please forgive me.
It’s true. I was reminded of the horrid results of the 80’s trend, but foolishly, I believed we’d never see it again. Alas, it has risen again.
with her money you would think she would have access to the most beautiful and flattering maternity clothes ever. It’s almost like she’s determined to scream to the world ‘LOOK HOW FAT I’M GETTING’
How does anyone not just pull her aside and tell her?
I swear that I could walk into the local Walmart and put together outfits 100x’s more flattering than what she wears on a daily basis…as one of the housewives sang…”money can’t buy you classsssss”
I don’t doubt that you could! Kim K. has the most mind-boggling way of making expensive clothes look like they came from an outlet store selling mis-sized factory seconds.
I always think the same thing. I am about her size and have a similar look (well, her pre-plastic surgery look). My maternity clothes were all consignment and Target clearance, and I think my outfits were a lot more flattering. Cute jeans, nice flats, flowy tops, proper underwear. It’s really all it takes.
I honestly believe that an eye for fashion is something people can innately have, or innately lack. Kim may be doing this on purpose, but may truly not know how to dress herself, after relying on others all those years.
Or she may think there’s no way to look good while pregnant, so why bother wearing maternity wear?
I’m not sure if Kim *has* someone around her during her free-time who *would* express a negative opinion to her. She seems to spend most time with people being paid to be there, as opposed to actual friends. & we know Kanye is certainly no help.
Kim’s only talent is making high priced fashion look cheap and gaudy, just like herself.
^This! How does she make pricy labels look so thift store/granny’s attic?
absolutely right, can’t tell better
At least it fits (sorta) for a change!
Here’s the thing I can’t believe no one has told her: they make maternity clothes for a reason. Because just buying larger sizes of non-maternity clothes just makes you look fat. She looks like she’s stuffed in a sausage casing.
She should be dressing the bump. There are such cute maternity clothes out there (Hello, Isabella Oliver!) that are form fitting AND flattering! You know she pays attention to gossip, so why is she not listening when everyone is calling hers the “worst dressed pregnancy”?
Exactly! Why does she insist on stuffing herself into “regular” clothes when she’s pregnant? Two of my coworkers are pregnant right now – one is on mat leave as of tomorrow – and they look miiiiiles better than KK in her uber expensive ugly stuff.
Honestly, I would really love to sit her down and explain it to her – bigger sizes doesn’t make it maternity wear.
As someone who’s never been pregnant, I always rolled my eyes at maternity stores and was like, “Why buy a bunch of clothes you’re only going to wear for a couple of months?” Then my best friend got pregnant and made me go shopping with her… and I was enlightened to the magic of maternity wear.
Kim K = lesson reinforced.
ding ding ding!
The famewhore just doesn’t seem to be thinking. For someone who claims to be wanting to be so ‘fashion forward’-she could really wear some awesome maternity clothes and spin it like Jessica Simpson did into her clothing line. But instead she’s wearing the same stuff and complaining about ‘black clothes’ and throwing her sister under the bus.
Crap priorities and crap image planning from someone who is ALL about image.
All about image? When did she ever have good taste? Why should she now? It really doesn’t matter what she wears …the family is vulgar and tasteless and have always been since the very beginning … that’s how they got in the new and that’s how they are staying in the news and guess what? They have succeeded and done very well financially and will continue onward $$$$$$. We have become a “dumbed down” society – very easily amused by trash. Making it today is tough for everyone … a good laugh is great and that’s what this family provides me.
@L – “…she could really wear some awesome maternity clothes and spin it like Jessica Simpson did into her clothing line. Crap priorities and crap image planning from someone who is ALL about image.”
Agreed. She is doing herself a huge disservice, advertising her possible ‘maternity’ fashion line addition in items everyone completely hates. These aren’t even ‘maternity clothes’ she’s wearing. That messes up a financial opportunity, which I thought was most important.
Somehow, I can’t see Big Momma K being too happy about that. She’d never let it happen, if she was in charge.
Yes!
She looks like an a**hole…and part of that is because she is so intent on wearing “designer” clothes.
But she didn’t know how to properly dress herself before she got pregnant, and now that she is pregnant, designer clothes meant for size 2 models look even more ridiculous on her.
I’ve decided the whole dressing TERRIBLY is for publicity… I admit, I never used to read Kim K posts because I didn’t care, but now I click on every one to see what monstrosity she’s sporting. So I’m thinking she must know what she’s doing.
This outfit today is freaking hilarious!!!
I know she is out “promoting” the film she did. But is she the STAR of the movie. I haven’ seen any of other actors promoting the movie. I know Perry doesn’t usually do a lot of promoting but WHY IS KIM THE FACE OF THIS MOVIE IF SHE IS NOT THE STAR?
It would have been a nicer dress without all the embellishments and that unflattering back zipper when makes the eye go to you butt. At this point why even discuss her fashion choices.
she has said that she is wearing maternity clothes. That she is having things made for her so this is it.
I think she is a very minor character in the movie, but Kim is doing what she does best – promoting herself.
Take away the zipper and bedazzling, and I think the dress doesn’t look so bad. I probably still wouldn’t wear it, but it’s much better than the peplum and umbrella-looking dresses she has worn.
I had no clue she was promoting the “film”. I just thought she was being her fame hoe self! Is she even talking about the film?
And those smirks just make me want to punch her in the face.
It’s wrong to punch a pregnant lady,
it’s wrong to punch a pregnant lady,
it’s wrong to punch a pregnant lady,
wait is she a lady?
She talked about wanting to play someone different than herself…it was a strange, self-involved “promotion.”
Not quite sure if she’s a lady, so you might just want to chant: it’s wrong to hit a pregnant person. 🙂
@Lisa2 – “It would have been a nicer dress without all the embellishments and that unflattering back zipper when makes the eye go to you butt.”
Once upon a time, drawing eyes to her ass was a good thing. The thing (aside from the Sex-tape) that made & kept her famous. Maybe she can’t accept that it’s no longer a good thing.
Some women look amazing when they are pregnant and they still manage to dress well while pregnant. Kim K is not one of them she looks worse then ever. That dress is just unflattering and those heels are just stupid. Kim has never had great fashion sense and that certainly shows even more now. Kanye must be in hiding we haven’t seen him with her for ages. I wouldn’t stand near her either dressed like this.
Ok, that’s just blown the WTF???? quota for the week.
Uggg put on a cute pair of maternity jeans and a cute top and call it already!! She looks hideous!
Please stop! I can’t take it anymore. She does nothing. Her only “job” is wearing ugly clothes and I can’t believe it makes headlines. I wish she had to stay in bed until labor.
She looks like small fat ball, she shouldn’t wear heavy clothes.
That dress is hideous. I hope it wasn’t expensive!!
Everything she buys is expensive. I don’t think she ever buys anything that isn’t ‘designer’. Probably thinks it’s ‘beneath her’ to do so. Meanwhile she gets the cheapest looking items, like this one.
She is all about the attention. Otherwise, she’d just lose the weight and look like a normal, short woman. You are giving her just what she wants — daily focus on her appearance.
Um, lose what weight? She’s pregnant. This isn’t about her being overweight, it’s about her bad fashion.
This is the time for her to embrace being pregnant and look forward to having her child in the coming months; sadly she is more concerned with her outfit changes, her hair, and her stupid photo ops. That kid is probably going to be raised by nannies until he or she turns 18.
Yes, but being raise by nannies will be a blessing for that baby!!
Hideous, yet not the worst she’s worn.
i have a body shape similar to kim and learned early on pencil shape skirts/dresses DO NOT WORK. A line is your friend Kim! ugh. that looks like an ugly christmas sweater
I wonder if Kim just isn’t very intelligent? Khloe and Kourtney are obviously intelligent, but maybe Kim is more in the dull low-normal range. She seems easily led. The focus on her body and herself might come partly from not knowing or understanding much else.
Why does she wear such tight clothes? It doesn’t do her any favour.
Looks like Ed Hardy bedazzled it. Don’t think that is the look Lanvin was striving for.
And again an outfit with a high round neckline… Doesn’t she even know fashion 101?
In actuality, KK has the wicked queen´s magic mirror, you know: “Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”.
Indeed. It will definitely be upsetting when the answer changes… “Kendall Jenner”. Poison Apple lipstick, anyone?
aka My boyfriend dresses me bad bla bla bla.she really looks horrific,and not because she s sasha fiercing us
Kim looks a hot mess in that dress. If she thinks she setting some kind of trend she should think twice. If I were a designer I wouldnt want her in any of my clothes.
Lord, help this woman because she doesn’t know what she is doing. Kim, get yourself some women friends who will tell you exactly what you look like when you walk out the door. Your sisters don’t count because sometimes they look a little clownish too. Or hire someone with some fashion background. Just because it cost a butt load (no pun intended) doesn’t mean you will look fantastic in it. And please don’t do this to your child.
She looks like the winner of a ugly sweater contest. Lanvin is pissed I know it!!
Again she is beyond ugly. Just go home and stay there until you deliver. You offer nothing towards bettering this world. The majority of us see you for what you are and that is not what you pretend to be. But I do hope that you are sending Paris Hilton wonderful birthday gifts and Christmas presents because without Paris you would still be just an annoying nobody living in California. Oh how wonderful for the rest of us that would be. And as always shame on you Ryan Seacrest for unleashing this big old phony on the rest of the world. And so another day begins with Mrs. Thing doing nothing but having her picture taken. Yuk.
Thank you!!!!
Were all those people there for her? WHY?
People would show up & take pictures at a train wreck… & that’s exactly what they’re doing here.
Wondering why Kanye is nowhere in sight for the past few months?
He’s too busy being great.
Ha! I was thinking tbe same. They will split as soon as the baby is born from the surrogate mother. She is wearing a prosthetic. You can tell from the shape of her belly. Just compare her belly to Jessica Simpson’s. They are both supposed to give birth bith in July.
I was wondering about that as well. When is the last time they were photographed together? Seems like if they were happy about this baby and so in love, he would want to be by her side during this special time. It’s not like they couldn’t make that happen if they actually wanted to.
It’s as if they are both unaware that there is even going to be a baby.
I think he’s too busy being ‘A God‘. ¬_¬
i more distracted as to why are there so many ppl lined up and
photographing this hideous woman ,its not like she is saving thousand lives withh evry dress she changes ,or are they all just paid to stand dere or may be they are all frm the guiness world book of records to record the evnts of the and longest and most hilarious pregnancy dress ups
Let’s call her doctor & see if we arrange for her to be put on bed rest til she delivers.
@lemony ,i guess we need more than a doctor here , a bloody law must be enforced to fix her arse in her bed
As I said above: People would show up & take pictures at a train wreck… & that’s exactly what they’re doing here.
WHERE THE HECK IS KANYE? HOW COME HE IS NEVER SEEN WITH HIS BABY MAMA???
is she carrying that kid in her ass?
the only justice i see is that she looks ridiculous.
clearly the woman has no real self-awareness and doesnt know she is a JOKE. Ugh. I wish the whole lot would just GO AWAY!
one more thing – Where’s Kanye! LOL. He couldn’t get away fast enough. Shoulda used a condom Kanye – she got one of your kids, got you for 18 years. LOL. the irony.
I love it! She looks like a Piñata!
Do you think she’s just playing us? Because she and her hideous outfits (which she seems to have an endless supply of and switches out multiple times a day) are now top of the gossip news every single day? Maybe it’s her way of making sure she stays in the public eye? “What god-awful, non maternity outfit is KK wearing now?”
no she’s too vain for that. It’s all about looks with her. she thinks she looks great.
Maybe kim should address why she is wearing spanx( see dailymail, they have pics of her wearing that mustard colour dress with her spanx hanging out) because too me that shows how vain she is, and that she is trying hard to hide her pregnancy
Terrible fashion. But is it weird I believe she’s 140? At 5’2 that seems reasonable. And she has the same issue Jessica Simpson has before pregnancy, she wasn’t her skinniest before getting knocked up so people compare from skinniest to now yeah its probably 30-40 lb gain. But since last year maybe 25 lbs. I don’t get the fascination of her math skills. She seems honest about how much she’ll gain in the end.
I’m 5’1, & as of this morning, 140 lbs exactly. My goal weight is 120-125 lbs, which is what I weigh when I’m eating better/getting enough work out time, but haven’t for about a month 1/2.
Even carrying most of my weight-gains in my butt/thighs (I have thin arms & an almost totally flat stomach, C-cup chest), I’d have to gain 20-25 lbs to look anything like Kim does now. Possibly more.
I refuse to believe she thinks she looks good in these outfits. The only option for me is that she wears these god-awful things for attention. Heck, look at me- sitting here commenting on this useless person, whom I’d never notice otherwise (don’t watch her family’s shows).
I like your point. Except I think KK is soooo vain, that I can’t see her intentionally dressing badly (it would make her more interesting if she did…)
Pregnant or not — that is just one hideous dress. I’m not sure anyone could make it look good.
Please KK consider maternity wear.
KK is considering ‘maternity wear’…for her fashion line. That’s just like me deciding to start designing Japanese Kimonos. I can’t design something I’ve never worn/have no experience with.
I think you hit the nail on the head.
Ugly Xmas sweater, sausage casing, pinata, all very funny – very. Thank you!
Damn, that is the ugliest outfit I have seen in a long while. She needs to give up the spanx and let her bump free. As it is she is doing herself a disservice because she just looks fat.
Hideous, but as someone with a similar body shape I can see why she’s be having problems.
With her massive boobs, the only thing that stops her looking huge (yes, yes, she’s big compared to most of Hollywood, but her waist measurements, even now, would be well below the national average) is her waist and her legs. She hasn’t fully popped yet, so if she wears maternity clothes she’ll just look like she’s wearing a massive sack.
The embellishments on her outfits are terrible, but I understand why she’s sticking to rather body con styles. Until she has a big belly wearing a maternity dress would be about as flattering as cutting a hole in a sheet and wearing it as a massive poncho. At least these outfits show she has a waist.
Most decent maternity wear takes into consideration different body shapes, as well as how far along the pregnancy is, as opposed to being regular cut shirts/dresses with a ‘beach-ball sized pocket of extra material’ that will hang there on a woman who hasn’t yet ‘popped’.
They aren’t all shapeless tents that look like muumuus, hanging away from the body. There are many form-fitting designs that don’t act like you don’t have a waist.
Oh my God, that photo of her from the back, getting into a limo! Is she aware that her ass now enters rooms 5 minutes after the rest of her does?
My 9-year-old just looked at her picture and said, “Who IS that? She’s hideous.”
HAHAHAHA!
Lol. From the mouths of babes.
Do stiletto heels cause hemorrhoids in pregnant ladies? And what exactly happens to the feet she keeps squashing into these stiletto heels? Hammer toes? Bunions?
Inquiring minds want to know! 😉
Have you ever known any pregnant women who wear spanx every day during their pregnancy? I don’t. I know sometimes AFTER the baby is born women wear spanx to hold in the loose belly/hip/butt area. Totally understandable (I wear spanx from time to time too) I just don’t get what she is trying to do here.
Someone received their bedazzler kit in the mail!
Her glam squad (oxymoron if there was one) must really hate her.
I was thinking the same thing!
There are some really cute maternity clothes that don’t look at all baby-dollish or as if from the 1950’s, that emphasize the baby bump and other assets; I suggest she look for them. But then she couldn’t dress herself well prior to being pregnant.
Too many people are under the incorrect impression of what maternity clothes look like. Some women *don’t* mind walking around in a tent until they give birth, but they should NOT be what people assume all maternity wear is.
I have laughed soo loud thanks to all of these comments…but no truer words have been said.
delusional twit
YE come get yo MARRIED babymama!!!
The only times she ever looks even slightly happy is when those goons line up to take her picture. Really…how sad is that? What is she going to do when they stop doing that in a few years and they will when the next big reality star hits the stroll. She has to hear the ticking of the clock.
Have bad plastic surgery & end up on some C-list talent/game show with her mother, as a judge or competitor.
What is wrong with her face? I mean, I know her nickname is KatFace and she’s super botoxed out, but jfc, her face looks worse every week with this pregnancy! One isn’t supposed to get fillers while pregnant right?
I have yet to see one photo of her that is flattering. I think she is being punked by her stylist.
She reminds me of that scene in Steel Magnolias when Clairee tells Truvy “it’s like two pigs fighting under a blanket”.
+1000!
Great movie filled with great lines. Those ladies could throw shade better than anyone. 🙂
Bedazzled? What is left to say? Nothing, and yet here we are again discussing this? She is one smart cookie!
Never thought I’d see the day when ‘Kim Kardashian’ & ‘smart‘ were associated.
Ridiculous rumours, her bump is small even like this so where would the padding be?
Bey is the only one so delusional and fame-seeking to fake a pregnancy, I believe she used a surrogate, like that, even Kim isn’t at her level -which is hilarious by the way-
Don’t believe for *1* second that Kim is “pulling (or attempting to pull) a ‘Sasha Fierce'”. I found rumors about Bey easier to believe (before it became ridic obvious I mean) when I heard about the previous miscarriage. No disrespect to her for that, it must have been so painful.
I could just see Bey deciding it wasn’t worth risking that again, (if she was even able to get pregnant), & opting for a surrogate. But Bey needed the pregnancy for publicity, so foolishly snapped on a prosthetic.
A bejeweled potato sack!
Look at her face with that little smile on full of complicity with the paps…
She CRAVES FOR, LOVES, ADORES, REVERES the attention so much that it’s becoming nauseating.
She will do anything to get her daily dose of attention, hence the daily freakshow in front of our eyes…she is permanently in representation and she won’t stop till hours before getting into labour.
I have already some serious migraine at the sheer thought of all the “inadequate for pregnancy” dresses, skirts she will put on for the rest of her pregnancy.
She is a living clown, an attentionholic who needs serious therapy cause the day when the attention will shift to someone younger, more beautiful, more popular, will be the day of her falling into severe depression
Her baby bump is as fake as her ass and her chicken cutlet face!
Terrible, as usual.
Sigh…what is the point of wearing Lavin when the end result is this tacky mess? It really doesn’t matter how much it cost or how much she is worth, she’s never going to have the class or style that she so wants to project. Can we get back to a time when celebrities were real..not reality star personas which in the scripted sense has nothing to do with reality anyway. That said, Kim K. doing her style of pregnancy fashion is actual the highlight of my day. You have to laugh or at least smile at the absurdity.
Well, some good news. Based on her recent wardrobe choices, there will be NO maternity line. In fact, she’s got no ability to dress a larger body at all.
What was LANVIN thinking?
Can we stop seeing her everyday?
I’m sorry but this woman is huuuge! She was big before she got pregnant, but now its out of control!
I saw a comment on another site that I just couldn’t help but laugh at.
“I wonder if she ‘beeps’ when she backs up?”
Oh for the love of God and all that is holy – Kim, just please put on a cute maxi dress and some flat sandals and call it a day. This dress is hideous.
WTF… she needs to stay in hiding until well after the baby. Start some sort of online business if she’s really that f’ing desperate to make more $.
I know this is repetitious, but really, where is Kanye? She hasn’t really been seen with him since they announced the pregnancy?
She has, hands down the worst pregnancy style I have ever seen. I would imagine at this point designers are praying she doesn’t wear their clothes. What a disaster .
Ugh; I agree. At this point, put on a Hefty bag with a belt, some heels (because, OMG, flats?? ewwwww), some jewelry, and tell people you’re being “trashion-forward.” Anything would be better then what she’s stepping out the door with what she’s been wearing.
Her boobs seem to become different sizes on different days…sometimes they are mushed in (in the photos above) and other days they are huge, and shelf-like (the black dress she had on last week/previously this week). What is up with that? More restrictive bras?
Put on some black maternity ankle-length pants, a colorful maternity blouse/tunic, her heels that she MUST wear, and some simple jewelry. Ta-da—cute MATERNITY and UNRESTRICTIVE outfit.
As in something like this:
http://www.wujs.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Maternity-Dresses_5.jpg
The breast size changing could be the result of hormone changes, or even daily changes in water weight.
She would look beautiful, & even classy in that outfit. But see, it’s not ‘tight’ enough for her to feel ‘sexy’. In her mind, tight = sexy. And not enough people would look at her, then.
It’s, um… very Vegas.
Old Vegas.
Sort of like something you’d see on the stereotypical tourist from the mid-west, during the 80’s.
Absolutely NO disrespect to those in the mid-west. I know we *all* have plenty of stereotypical tourists in our states/countries. & that not *all* people from the mid-west look anything like that.
Here in NY she was on the cover of the NY Post yesterday (because there’s nothing more important going on in the world right now other than what this bimbo is wearing) in that horrendous pink Lanvin dress with the heading “What The Frock?” One stylist commented that she clearly is having problems accepting her new shape. You think?
Today’s mess looks like something right out of the 80’s. Hurts my eyes to look at it. Cheap, tacky and tasteless, that goes for both her and the dress.
I saw a photo comparison of her and Zoe Saldana wearing that pink dress. My first thought was she looks like a goddam pastry tube, you know, the cloth kind you use to ice a cake? Lanvin must be sweating bullets because she probably bought the whole collection. She could single-handedly put them out of business and it would serve them right for producing such tacky garments. Somebody should introduce KK to Stella McCartney, the queen bee of expensive ugly clothes.
LOL.
Every day with this hilarious circus!
Now I know her baby daddy is in hiding.
Whatever the hell her weight actually is (i don’t care) she still looks like a bedazzled dump truck.
Poor House of Lanvin. I’d take a bet she bought this rather than had it given to her. They are probably sacrificing the salesperson who sold it to her asan example to the others. NEVER sell to a Kardashian.
On the right model, not her, it would be gorgeous: luxe and bohemian princess. Kim, on the other hand, looks like an anaconda that swallowed a watermelon.
I’m sorry, but I just *can’t* muster any sympathy for the designer that brought this cheap-looking tacky 80’s horror into the world. Let alone whatever insane amount of money they likely priced it.
Bitch needs to wear a smock….end of!
This dress looks like it’s straight from the Quacker Factory line on QVC.
This beast is and always will be hideous and dressed in the worst possible ill-fitting attire. That’s just a given with any kardashian. They’ve kornered the market on ugly.
What amuses me is that this one has been keeping her maw shut in response to reading all the “mouth-breather” comments about her! Too bad she won’t also stay the hell home out of sight as we’ve implored.
It’s like she’s competing with herself for grossest maternity outfit ever. And doing an outstanding job! Every day she manages to best the previous day’s effort. It should be extremely amusing to see how she dresses herself in the final trimester. I envision flashing lights and a lot of beeping. Maybe a hoist and a trolley too.
You made me spit out my soda all over my iPad! ROFLMAO!!
LOL, sorry Janet! Please apologize to your iPad for me 😀
@skuddles: I can’t stop laughing. I’m getting a visual of her sashaying out the door wearing one of those LED dresses with twinkling lights all over it going beep-beep-beep like Artoo-Detoo. Maybe they could sew some strobe lights into it as well? That would really kill it.
I refuse to believe the House of Lanvin ever designed something that ugly. It looks like it came off the remaindered rack at Wal-Mart. And where in hell is she wearing that mess to? She looks like she’s going to a Halloween party.
How about a strutting peacock trying to impress the hens?
Her outfit looks like the lovechild of a Wal-Mart and a Michael’s store. She just needs some Keds and an unattractive leg bruise to complete the look.
The coverage of Kim Kardashian on this site is ridiculously high. Can you guys please cut us a break? She is awful.
Ha, I normally would agree with you, but her terrible pregnancy fashion is the best entertainment ever. I am not even a huge Kim hater, but making fun of her God-awful wardrobe is so much fun.
Terrible, that is just terrible
wtf
I’m SO waiting for her babyfat diet… Just to see what miracle surgery can do ^_^
And she and her sisters have a clothing line? Zero taste, zero fashion sense.
At this point she’s doing this completely for the attention. There is zero way that she doesn’t know she looks awful. She’s trying to get sympathy. That poor kid is going to be miserable with these two as parents.
I felt bad that at some point, the child is going to see these pictures, & have to accept that he/she, by way of their being inside Kim’s body, were ALSO wearing these outfits.
Nooooo. This is atrocious. It looks like she bought some faux-elastic denim at a Joann’s fabrics in some outdoor shopping center and, then, went next door to drag it through the aisles of a Michaels Store, picking up all the cheap, plastic, garish “jewels” in the process.
This made me laugh…imagining all the jewels hopping off the shelf and attaching themselves to the fabric. Maybe it’s magnetic denim….
Or perhaps the result of witchcraft.
WHEN ONE OF THESE WOMEN FALL FROM THE
STUPID HIGH HEELS…..OMG!
42 inch hips. Easily.
She has that same weird Octomom smile. The lips are just awful.
Oh Kim. We knew you are dumb and tone deaf. But blind, too? You look repugnant!
Keep bringing the fug. No one else does ugly with the commitment you do.
Where’s Kanye? She has been seen w/out her baby daddy for a looong time…he’s already too busy for her? Lol
We need to get all the villagers to descend on Seacrest’s house with pitchforks and flaming torches! And then he has to deliver the baby himself! That’ll teach him to inflict families like this on the unsuspecting public!
That actually sounds fitting, Ryan Seacrest delivering the anti-christ. Maybe Kris will put it on live TV…
It’d certainly be a learning experience for Ryan…I refuse to believe he’s ever even seen a vagina (outside of Lady Gaga & Anne Hathaway, that is.)
Maternity clothes are not like they used to be; she certainly could be dressing more appropriately/fashionable. She appears to be in denial with her fashion choices…..I thought she had a stylist?
Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down…
Exactly what I was thinking
At least it’s stretchy…that’s the only nice thing I have to say. She’s not strangling her unborn child with a leather pencil skirt at least.
Oh, Kimmie. PUT. DOWN. THE BEDAZZLER.
I too think she’s dressing terrible for publicity nobody can be that clueless. Whatever happened to her “music” career.
Dear Kim,
Please go away and hide in a cave for a few years. We are totally sick and tired of your vapid ways. You are totally out of control and are of no use to us. Thank you.
Sincerely
The Better Portion of the World
each passing day the posts tease us with the choice of not bad or tragic…each passing day tragic wins. there is that awkward stage of early pregnancy where your usual wardrobe is getting a little snug but maternity clothes still feel like tents. Another month or less Kim is going to have give into her pregnancy.
Little baby kruton is gonna roundhouse her in the ribs one day & then she will get it. The little life wants some space not spanx.
Not denim, gray wool… she probably would’ve looked great in it before she was pregnant. Very curvy. But man-o-man she needs a new stylist. Everything looks ridiculous on her because she refuses to acknowledge that she’s no longer an hourglass. There must be someone in La La Land who specializes in maternity clothes, etc. Please call her up and offer your services on a pro bono basis…
I’m pretty sure I wore this dress in the 80s. She looks like a giant bedazzled ball
I hate her…and usually pay no attention but seriously she needs to wear some maternity clothes so she doesn’t just look FAT