Olga Kurylenko and Tom Cruise walked the red carpet for the London premire of Oblivion, and it wasn’t pretty. I guess maybe Olga must be trying to get in good with Harvey Weinstein because she chose to wear — egad — Marchesa. While this is probably one of the label’s least fugly dresses that I’ve seen in awhile, it’s still horrific bridal nonsense with a strange black lace panel above the bust area. I honestly don’t know who wears Marchesa when they don’t have to do so, but the label must be making some money to keep cranking out such awful designs season after season. Maybe?

To get the full effect of the cheap-looking awfulness of this dress, you’ll have to click through for a closeup. The train of the dress isn’t as bad as the whole with its matronly cut, but the train contributes to the pseudo-bridal feel of the gown. Oh, Olga. Such a pretty girl and such an unfortunate dress.

As far as I know, this red carpet was free of protestors unlike the Dublin red carpet where ex-Scientologist Samantha Domingo showed up in a shirt that read, “Scientology Church of Forced Abortions.” Sadly, Samantha speaks from experience, and it’s widely recognized that Sea Org members are forced to abort if they fall pregnant because babies only distract the CO$ from its mission to “clear the planet.”

Here’s a more amusing tale, however: this week’s issue of the Enquirer has a story that’s almost a perfect rehash of my hypothetical “Has Tom called Julianne Hough after her breakup?” story from a few weeks ago — except that the twist is that Julianne is pursuing Tom in this version. Allegedly, she’s looking for projects that she and Tom could do together because she so enjoyed performing that (cutting-room floor) lap dance for him in Rock of Ages. Supposedly, Julianne “believes that she and Tom are destined to be the ultimate Hollywood couple.” HA.

The tabloids aren’t through with Tom, and this week’s issue of Star reports that Trey Parker and Matt Stone (“South Park”) are looking to follow up their ragingly successful Book of Mormon Broadway musical with a new Scientology-themed show, and Tom is allegedly “concerned he’ll be the butt of jokes.” Tom should be worried! Perhaps this will be a continuation of the infamous “Trapped in the Closet” episode, and I can’t wait to see what Parker and Stone dream up next.

Tom does look good at this UK premiere. Shame about the crazy.

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